what about:

'a plane crashes, every single person dies, two people survive. how is this possible?'

and one of my hardest ones:

'E'

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@ Ra, the maid killed him.
@Nwolf: is that "What starts with e, ends with e, and contains only one letter? If it is, its an envelope.
Here's another of mine.
A plane crashes on the border of the USA and Canada. Which side do they bury the survivors on?

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I am a genius with powers from out of this world.

no, just E. nothing more, definitely nothing less!

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you dont bury survivors.ive heard that one many times .
replying to odin of aesirs last one

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what whose are you replying to? none of mine answer to that...

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Whats an orange that is very annoying and it has a cheifs knife as a weapon?

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I thought Dark Bull C145FS was the greatest defense combo O_O

http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Dark-Bull-C145FS

I thought a tool was a spin track !

I spent hours searching for the stats of each bey so I could make the best combo possible , ended up making Dark Pegasis SW145JB
Also was going to buy a thermal lacerta of basalt horogium :/

People are babies that need to be spoonfed these days.

^my desktops are always sexy women

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

-LDrago could corrupt me

I thought rock aries was the best bey ever even though he lost every battle lol!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHt22XzFW...gw&index=9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4I0VwGe4...gw&index=7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFztjgfDW...gw&index=8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSp2I0Obd...gw&index=6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-23rdUl5...w&index=12

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I will add more when I feel like to.
:DJ2002:
~Ryuuga Forever~

Whats an orange that is very annoying and it has a cheifs knife as a weapon?

The Annoying Orange?

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

Correct!

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When orange says "Knife" he is using his weapon

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I thought Dark Bull C145FS was the greatest defense combo O_O

http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Dark-Bull-C145FS

I thought a tool was a spin track !

I spent hours searching for the stats of each bey so I could make the best combo possible , ended up making Dark Pegasis SW145JB
Also was going to buy a thermal lacerta of basalt horogium :/

People are babies that need to be spoonfed these days.

^my desktops are always sexy women

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

-LDrago could corrupt me

I thought rock aries was the best bey ever even though he lost every battle lol!

Fun Videos (Click to View)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld3PpWUgO...gw&index=3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHt22XzFW...gw&index=9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4I0VwGe4...gw&index=7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFztjgfDW...gw&index=8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSp2I0Obd...gw&index=6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-23rdUl5...w&index=12

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I will add more when I feel like to.
:DJ2002:
~Ryuuga Forever~

you have 11 sticks how do you turn it into nine without removing one

make a fire.

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no u remove 2

It is based off a joke, but I twisted it into a riddle...

KK, three men wer stranded on an island, one a succesful rich guy, another a really smart guy, and the last an incredibly social, yet stupid woman.

Out of no where a genie appears with a slide and grants them each one thing.

He said they had to slide down and say what they wanted.

The first and second guys missed the city, so theyboth asked to be returned home. the stupid woman-man slid down and wished for the other two guys to come back to see this. there is an alternation which is my stupid rriddle:

the last woman said "WII" when going down the slide... can yu guess what she got?

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Killer Beafowl
Hell Kerbecs

MF-H Libra 230RS
MF-H Infinity Libra R145WB
MF-H Earth Aquario GB145RSF
MF-H Vulcan Horuseus 85R2F/CS
MF Lightning L-Drago (Multi-Hit) CH120RF
MF Gravity Perseus (Left Spin, Counter) D125R2F
MF Pegasis 145RF
MF Meteo L-Drago 100WD
MF-F Flame Bull 100SF
MF-F Burn Cancer 90WD
Ray Gil 100RF
Beylauncher L
Beylauncher L-R
Hasbro Beylauncher x2
Regular Beylauncher x2
Light Launcher 2 x2

Our reliable mods provide smart information ^^ We'll miss your puns Brad :") Apparently I eated 68 babies whilst simultaneously drinking a chocolate milkshake from Wendy's and I still haz the strength to make this signature. Oh and BTW, I used your HMS Launcher Grip to unclog my toilet :SMUG:

no u remove 2

...That is worse than I thought.

Here's a riddle my friend thought up, though it is kind of vague:

"What walks on wind and rides in water? Makes mountains and buries cities?"

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whats rolls down a hill and goes "white" "black" "white"" black."

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http://fairytailblaze.co.nr/
Join the newest forum FTB

What's black and white and red all over?

A bleeding penguin/panda

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ROBSTA IZ AWESOMESAUCE ^^
Beyblade Australia - Channel - machipz

AkirasDaddy (Click to View)

Dimsum2u (Click to View)

Killer Beafowl
Hell Kerbecs

MF-H Libra 230RS
MF-H Infinity Libra R145WB
MF-H Earth Aquario GB145RSF
MF-H Vulcan Horuseus 85R2F/CS
MF Lightning L-Drago (Multi-Hit) CH120RF
MF Gravity Perseus (Left Spin, Counter) D125R2F
MF Pegasis 145RF
MF Meteo L-Drago 100WD
MF-F Flame Bull 100SF
MF-F Burn Cancer 90WD
Ray Gil 100RF
Beylauncher L
Beylauncher L-R
Hasbro Beylauncher x2
Regular Beylauncher x2
Light Launcher 2 x2

Our reliable mods provide smart information ^^ We'll miss your puns Brad :") Apparently I eated 68 babies whilst simultaneously drinking a chocolate milkshake from Wendy's and I still haz the strength to make this signature. Oh and BTW, I used your HMS Launcher Grip to unclog my toilet :SMUG:

One man rode out off town on Friday. He went a hotel for 3 days, and came back on friday. How did this happen?

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I'm Batman.

His horse was named friday

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NIGHT IS AWESOME SAUCE.

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ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

.

but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

click for funny stuff

no u remove 2

no.
/\/ I /\/ E
the "I" is 1 stick. And the "E" is 4 sticks.

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

One man rode out off town on Friday. He went a hotel for 3 days, and came back on friday. How did this happen?

it took 2 days to go and 2 days to come back!

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Thanks Kai-V for this carpin awesome sig!

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My WD is too worn to be used legally, so I'll just beat up the rest of my Earth Aquila and send it to Hasbro so I can get a new one for free.

For the third time....
Why did Takara Tomy nullify the multi-directional spin capability in the MFB's?

It is for a very simple reason. Think about the kids ...

Ive written a little something something for Kai-V, hah.

Roses are red,
Mods names are blue,
And so yours,
Unlike Fyuuors
Under this moonlit night
In Canada.

All a joke.

Because we all know that ghosts are purple ...

Gahh! No mo brain teasers!
Gahh! We need Mo Naked Hoes! right Elmo?

Yeah, like this was needed


Also, I like Brain Teasers, just not these ones

Since they aren't really brain teasers, they're "Guess the right answer" questions

Here's a riddle/brain teaser I found:

I used to think that I'm important
But now people tell me I'm not.
I can't even control where I'm going.
But I'm quite sure that it's not hot.
I cut in front of other shapes,
Going towards the light.
Now tell me, who am I?
While I wait in everlasting night.

Try and guess that one! I've italicized the major hints in the riddle.

EDIT: also don't say the answer if you've seen this before

sunflower?

a shadow. his horse's name is Friday.

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Signature was too large. Read the rules.

A lot of these aren't riddles, just really dumb jokes. If you can't post proper riddles/brain teasers, then we'll start handing out warnings.

This is excellent proof that the members on here are getting dumber and dumber as time passes.

Might aswell

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??

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Mega Blocks are the Moron's Lego

This is excellent proof that the members on here are getting dumber and dumber as time passes.

Might aswell

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??

A nose?

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

no u remove 2

no.
/\/ I /\/ E
the "I" is 1 stick. And the "E" is 4 sticks.

i know. but it is supposed to be done with sticks so i changed it.

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??

A river. That was one of the most cliched and overused riddles, by the way.

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戦う, 正義の 仮面ライダーV3!