I was taking a shower then my dog busted in the bathroom and started biting my balls (Sorry if its inaproppriate stuff), i kicked my dog then blood was squirting out of it.

ouchy... You alright man?

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

I need to pour the medical thing that the docter gave me over the affected area and it feels like somthing burning my body.

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Chuck Norris is Ginga.

REALLY?!! It was a near death experience? you knw what, now one of my goals in life is to hear a doctor say, "He's lucky to be alive" or, "You should be grateful"
Good job you see what you made this kid (me) want to hear before he dies? yeh thats not good. lol

Lol it was rough; I fell down my stairs missing the stairs and landing on the cement slab on the bottom crushing my left elbow and my left wrist, almost landing on my head. It was rough cause I was at the bottom of the stairs not being able to move screaming for help from someone in the cold. noone came til like 15 minutes later, then I went to the E.R. and got all fixed up. I was in the hospital for like a week and a half. I'm glad to be alive.

Offtopic Some of these posts on this topic seem a little fake hah. glad I have pics to prove

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Sig by Jelly; Thanks man!!

When I broke up with my girlfriend...It hurt badly...

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Jacksonian is awesome sauce. Go to his awesome sig shop!

"Fear is an obstacle for some people, but it is an illusion to me." -Michael Jordan

I had a broken wrist and i was getting some food. i dropped a bag and my reaction was to grab it. stretching a broken wrist to full length is painful.

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You should have used your other hand... Or both of your wrists are broken?

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LOL Quotes (Click to View)

I thought Dark Bull C145FS was the greatest defense combo O_O

http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Dark-Bull-C145FS

I thought a tool was a spin track !

I spent hours searching for the stats of each bey so I could make the best combo possible , ended up making Dark Pegasis SW145JB
Also was going to buy a thermal lacerta of basalt horogium :/

People are babies that need to be spoonfed these days.

^my desktops are always sexy women

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

-LDrago could corrupt me

I thought rock aries was the best bey ever even though he lost every battle lol!

Fun Videos (Click to View)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld3PpWUgO...gw&index=3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHt22XzFW...gw&index=9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4I0VwGe4...gw&index=7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFztjgfDW...gw&index=8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSp2I0Obd...gw&index=6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-23rdUl5...w&index=12

For the people who watched the videos and read the quotes... (Click to View)

I will add more when I feel like to.
:DJ2002:
~Ryuuga Forever~

lil brother bet me at beyblading
after that day i never go easy on anyone

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Making a tournament on Presidents day weekend in southern california
Check at the thread

That has nothing to do with pain. Please contribute to the conversation.

I was riding my bike down a hil and the breaks jammed so i front flipped over the handle bars and smashed my face into the cement and black out for a couple minutes

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THIS USER HAS BEEN WARNED FOR SURVIVING A KICK FROM CHUCK NORRIS , DON'T DO IT AGAIN


Leader of the UltiBladers, Please join the webpage http://ultibladers.topixcube.com it is still in development so don't get mad if it looks bad

I declare Kai-V the Winner! No rly I do even though I'm not a judge but ur art is still good camoclone

A warning if u want to callenge Kai v: u vill instantly get pwned

with my skateboard
i broke my two feet and my arms
and my teeth broke to...
i have alot of scars on my body ><

You should have used your other hand... Or both of your wrists are broken?

no just one but it was my dominent hand so it reacted.

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This thread has gone on for far too long.

I'm glad you all found a cheap way to increase your post counts, but this thread is toast.

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