Ford: Makes beyblade cars. Since people colliding with their cars is a problem, they make mega big airbags as gimmicks.

EA(again): Make a Store where to go in you pay $30. Each step is $2. To touch the case for a bey is $5, to go to the cash register is $40, and the bey costs $5.

Minecraft: Each bey is a block, and one solid color. To have the beys burst you imagine how beys could burst.

Wendy’s: Rosts the beys that are bad and only sells the good ones.

Bethesda: Accidentally ships several people a set which hasn't even been teased yet. (making fun of Fallout 76's secret dev room here)

EA: Half of all released parts are unusably broken and incompatible with anything akin to "Shadow Amaterios Mistake Version". Also contains a great number of "Upgrade" parts that all cost extra.

Facebook: Shares which beys you own and what combinations you've assembled automatically for the whole world to see.

Any major airline: Only lets you battle after your beys have gone through a stringent security check, along with a valid proof of ownership.

Microsoft: Automatically forces you to update your parts to the newest version every month or so.

Lol the Facebook is so accurate

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Rapidity: Besiedes mass lead poisoning there would be a whole new anime called GyroTop Burst and it would be Beyblade Burst but with real bad graphics and the catchphrase would be “let’s go super top”

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The greatest story of all time didn’t start with ‘Once Upon a Time’ it started with ‘Welcome to the world of Beyblade’ instead.

Oh yeah, my favorite thing in the world is Beyblade! (And writing)

Idk go to:https://www.shantihershenson.com/

Sony: everything is a rip-off of the Nintendo beys, and the few things that aren’t don’t even spin.
Netflix:you can only buy beyblades if you have a special beyblade subscription, and then everything is free but you don’t get any beys from the new generation until its sequel has come out.

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Storm Gyro: Lack of Rubber on beys and Lead like Rapitity

amazon you get a free 2 day use and then get another day if you pay 25 dollars but after 2 days depending on where they Beyblades from is the cost of how much to launch and stock combo only with the most cringey names

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Shueisha: Best Case Scenario: Hypes up every single release, except for the fact that there aren’t many releases since they’re focusing on the Manga and Anime. Beyblade automatically skyrockets to the top of the anime world and becomes so successful Shueisha cannot keep the license. Spreads it to everyone along with a template. Specialised Beyblade creators who pay royalties. Actually good gimmicks. International recognition.
Worst Case Scenario: Shueisha keeps the license but takes too long between episodes. Interest gets extinguished. No one will buy the products because they aren’t worth the wait. No one follows the anime. Failed attempts to hype it up. Beyblade dies. Costs them millions of dollars.

Hm well I don’t dislike any companies so it’s hard to imagine but honestly I don’t think any company could mess up beyblade more then hasbro already has

I know this is kinda off topic but we need a thread about our favorite company took over beyblade

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let it rip guys I hope to see you in tournaments  

Hasbro. Enough said.

Epic games
Make a new BEYBLADE every monday and make recolors $15extra than the basic colors
Then they ban your account for getting a win at a tournament

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Bethesda: Accidentally ships several people a set which hasn't even been teased yet. (making fun of Fallout 76's secret dev room here)

EA: Half of all released parts are unusably broken and incompatible with anything akin to "Shadow Amaterios Mistake Version". Also contains a great number of "Upgrade" parts that all cost extra.

Facebook: Shares which beys you own and what combinations you've assembled automatically for the whole world to see.

Any major airline: Only lets you battle after your beys have gone through a stringent security check, along with a valid proof of ownership.

Microsoft: Automatically forces you to update your parts to the newest version every month or so.

What is shadow amaterios mistake version? The one other time I’ve seen it mentioned the person who mentioned it said to “ check it’s thread”, but I searched it and that post and this post are the only mentions of it it on the entire website.

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Bethesda: Accidentally ships several people a set which hasn't even been teased yet. (making fun of Fallout 76's secret dev room here)

EA: Half of all released parts are unusably broken and incompatible with anything akin to "Shadow Amaterios Mistake Version". Also contains a great number of "Upgrade" parts that all cost extra.

Facebook: Shares which beys you own and what combinations you've assembled automatically for the whole world to see.

Any major airline: Only lets you battle after your beys have gone through a stringent security check, along with a valid proof of ownership.

Microsoft: Automatically forces you to update your parts to the newest version every month or so.

What is shadow amaterios mistake version? The one other time I’ve seen it mentioned the person who mentioned it said to “ check it’s thread”, but I searched it and that post and this post are the only mentions of it it on the entire website.

I downloaded the pic to my hard drive, so I'll repost it here.


As you can see the metal on this one wasn't formed properly, preventing you from assembling it whatsoever.

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Cincinnati-based Organizer, and owner of every single currently released TT Burst bey part in at least one color. Hard to think of anything I don't have from MFB either...

Mojang: Official Beyblade Mod plus Beyblade pixel merchandise

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Call me either Sands/Suns! That one female Beyblade fan

Pfp: Cedric from Arcaea by Nataslyn on Discord

[Status: Lurking]

Let's say that Hasbro lost the license to produce Beyblades outside of Japan, and TT sold the license to someone else. Entirely hypothetical, unfortunately that's not likely at all. What's the worst that could happen?

Well, I'll tell you:

Adobe: Instead of being sold in single or dual packs, Beyblades are now sold in entire sets (like all of Cho-Z or God at once). But aside from having to purchase it, you have to pay a monthly license to play with them, or they won't work. They're decent quality and mostly true to the TT originals.

Tesla: Comes out with new innovative designs, but they're so innovative that not only are they completely illegal for tournament play, but they have a rare tendency to burst into jagged shards that harm you.

LEGO: The good news is that you now have way more branded layers and themes! The bad news is that they lock together with LEGO studs, and the Beystadium is full of studs.

Keurig: Single use layers. Or maybe single use tips. Or both.

Rapidity: Mass lead poisoning.

Games Workshop: Turn based Beyblade. Rulebooks hundreds of pages long. And lore, so much lore.

What other alternate and/or Beyblade manufacturers could you think of, and how badly would they mess it up?

i do not like the Adobe and Lego companys

Maxima: All Beyblades, what made by them, destroy after first shooting.

About: Maxima is baltic food shop, where is mainly Russian workers.

Dell- Even if Beyblades are made In China then, Chinese get far more expensive stuff and normal stuff exported comes with accidental warranty. You get a super gluing Guy if you break your bey and that's legal

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Google: makes a cool bey that if you get it, you can get an amazing bey, but the bey to get it costs $1,300. Also, everytime they release a new bey, the older versions stop working as well, eventually becoming unuseable.

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haha animated pfp go brrrrr

god this FE6 sage sprite is amazing

My nickname is "Ink"/"Inkscape"

im an aspiring artist and beyblade enthusiast

i like burning kerberous a little TOO much

Team Leader of the Galeon Spark Knights!

Here's a new one based on recent events.

Mozilla: Makes decent quality beys, on the level of TT. Except after a couple of months, the frames all break at once.

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(Focusing on the anime/manga more)
4Kids: Turns Beyblade Burst into Beyblade Xploders. Fills in the gaps of the 12 disk. Censors everything that can potentially make kids scared (COUGH PHI’S EYES TURNING BLACK COUGH). Makes beyblades only one color.
DC: Makes beyblade really dark (Looking at you Killer Deathscyther/Kill Joker)
Nickelodeon: Tries too hard to make Beyblade Burst “hip and cool”.

Paramount and Sega together: beyblades now have 760 km/h speed. All avatars of beyblades messed up. Fafnir avatar has human teeth. Winged horse in valkyrie's avatar looks like a ram. Avatars wear smart watches. In anime, phi dresses up like another person, using wigs and all that. In the final battle, beyblades vanish as they go very fast. Every bey is formed from the remaining thing or artifact or part of the actual avatar. Every loading sign in the anime is replaced by beyblade spinning. Battlecry before launching is "Gotta go faaaast!!!". They will reduce the average rating of beyblade anime by 100 points (rated on 100).

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Paramount and Sega together: beyblades now have 760 km/h speed. All avatars of beyblades messed up. Fafnir avatar has human teeth. Winged horse in valkyrie's avatar looks like a ram. Avatars wear smart watches. In anime, phi dresses up like another person, using wigs and all that. In the final battle, beyblades vanish as they go very fast. Every bey is formed from the remaining thing or artifact or part of the actual avatar. Every loading sign in the anime is replaced by beyblade spinning. Battlecry before launching is "Gotta go faaaast!!!". They will reduce the average rating of beyblade anime by 100 points (rated on 100).

You saw the chance and you took it.

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Sega. They would make every bey either an attack type or it would just be really fast.

Nintendo. A new Beystadium comes out, but you have to pay $299 to get it. It comes with two beys, two launchers, and they release another season every 5 years XD

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"Do you want to live in this boring reality, or do you want to change it with me?"

- Yuuta Togashi aka Dark Flame Master from Chuunibyou episode 12

You saw the chance and you took it.

You can't wait for someone to take your chance. So, you "gotta go faaast" and grab your chance while you can.

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2 Versus 2 format should be a thing. Change my mind.

(Focusing on the anime/manga more)
4Kids: Turns Beyblade Burst into Beyblade Xploders. Fills in the gaps of the 12 disk. Censors everything that can potentially make kids scared (COUGH PHI’S EYES TURNING BLACK COUGH). Makes beyblades only one color.
DC: Makes beyblade really dark (Looking at you Killer Deathscyther/Kill Joker)
Nickelodeon: Tries too hard to make Beyblade Burst “hip and cool”.

Beyblades dab when they win.

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 I love you 3000 Grumpy cat <3

Scholastic: Makes Beyblades use intense Physics and lots of liberals. Makes books instead of a proper manga or anime, and it is educational.

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Blader in the IE of Southern California. Ice909 on Discord.