'Dark is the best wheel ever.'

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At school...
Kid: Hey, let's battle.
ME: Okay, what beyblades d'you have?
Kid: Dark Wolf. It's Awesome! XD
ME: ...Any others? :\
Kid: Nah, this is all I need 'cause it's the best.
ME: How would you know that if that's you're only one. You should watch videos and actually see how carp Dark Wolk is.
Kid: Whatever. What bey are you using?
ME: I'll use...[Searches Pockets] Rock Leone.
Kid: You're gonna lose!
ME: Why?
Kid: Dark Wolf's better than rock leone!
ME: Who told you that?
Kid: Doji beat Kyoya in the anime!!!
ME:

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Noob: I have Ice pheonix! *produces the blue burn pheonix that came with something*
Me: Facepalms and explains painted wheels

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Noob: I have Ice pheonix! *produces the blue burn pheonix that came with something*
Me: Facepalms and explains painted wheels

I have had to do THAT before...

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

'Dark is the best wheel ever.'

Ummm may not be the best but... http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Rock-VS-...of-Defense

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Sorry for the Double Post but I lol'd....

Person on WBO: *Hes trying to make an application on a team and says "Full Bey Name/Parts:L-drago and storm pegaus"

Me: Ummmm....What parts ? Is it Lightning L-Drago 100RF? Elaborate..

Him: i don't know yet because i haven't got it yet

Me: Sooo....you don't have either beyblades and your trying to make a combo with beys you don't have. *Face Palm*

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S**t just got real.

Newb: Rock Orso is the best!
Me: No, Rock Orso is useless
Newb: No it's not! It even beat Dark Wolf!

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[i]

Noob: Rock leone's a spinning fortress

It is...In the mobile case :3

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I ask that if you know my real name, that you refrain from using it on these boards. Just call me SP, or something

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Orange Juice > Lemonade > Apple Juice > Grape Juice

My friend and I are playing beyblade. He picks up his Storm Aquario 100HF/S while it's still spinning and it gets disassembled.
Friend: YOU BROKE MY BEYBLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: No, it just got disassembled.
Friend: NO IT DIDN'T!!!! YOU BROKE IT!!!!!!!!
Friend: Tries to "fix" it. (HaHa he's putting the track the wrong way!XD) I CAN'T FIX IT YOU BROKE IT!!!!!!
Me:Nevermind...

Here's another one:
Me: Why did you put the temporary sticker.
Friend: It's the waterproof sticker.
Me:...

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Lahat ng Filipino bladers, may Philippines forum na! http://beybladeph.forumotion.co.uk/forum.htm

noob: check it out i got dark bull, earth eagle and storm pegasis!
me: oh , well you can put make earth bull 145 WD, its a decent combo.
noob: what?! no way, im gonna make dark pegasis ! it sounds so cool!
me: -jumps off building-

Here's another real one

Noob Friend: Flame Sagittaria sucks. It doesn't move that much.
Me: It's Sagittario, and it is as stamina type after all...
Noob Friend: Yeah, but stamina types should attack a lot.
Me: No, they shouldn't.
Noob Friend: Yes, they should.
Me: Attack types attack a lot. :\
Noob Friend: Yeah, but they have low stamina. Stamina types attack a lot but they have more stamina. Why doesn't Flame Sagittaria attack a lot?
Me: Sagittario.
Noob Friend: Whatever.
Me: Anyway, Stamina type don't attack a lot. They take hits but don't take much damage.
Noob Friend: Oh, Sorry, Sagittaria...
Me: Why are you talking to a beyblade.
Noob Friend: Don't you know? There's a BEAST inside of it. You told me.
Me: First of all, Sagittario. Second. I said in the anime, there's beasts inside, not in real life.
Noob Friend: I don't care.
Me: Cool.
Noob Friend: Let's go, Sagittaria.
Me:
Noob Friend: Walks off and strokes bey
Me:

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Well, when telling these stories, you should at least make sure the information you give is correct.

Stamina types do take a lot of damage, hence why they are destroyed by attack types.

the type that "don't take much damage" are defence types.

Hah.

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Sorry, just had to do that. ^^

"ME AT HASBRO TOURNEY"

Me : Yes I win I'm in the finals !

Kid : No you Don't you Stopped spinning

Me : Yes I do I Ko-ed your bey into the bakugan isle son

Kid : but Mine was still spinning


"STILL AT HASBRO TOURNEY" (WHEN I win I might add)


Finals Kid : You ready for my Ultimate balance Type

Me : (Knowing Its Dark Wolf) Check out my ultimate balance Type (Pulls out Ray Unicorno)

(BATTLE WON BY MOSS)

Finals Kid : YOU..YOU he's a member of Dark Nebula get him
(Like 90 kids come to battle me"

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Mega Blocks are the Moron's Lego

^LMAO. <3
That's pretty awesome, but I've yet to go to a tourney. ):

They thought I was a member of freakin Dark Nebula and started asking about Yuu Tsubasa and Ryuga

(Best Day Evar)

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Mega Blocks are the Moron's Lego

Haha, were they being serious though ?
Anyhow, that is still pretty funny. ^^

And was this a Hasbro tourney ?

Yup deadly serious I was saying im not a cartoon all day.

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Mega Blocks are the Moron's Lego

How were you allowed to use Ray Unicorno @ a Hasbro tourney ?

I said its hasbro but its just a super rare canadian release "they bought it"
If you want to know more about the Tourney I'll PM you.

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Mega Blocks are the Moron's Lego

LOLOLOLRAOFLMAO at moss.
Oh,
Dude: I have ray gill! it doesnt move at all!
Me: can i try it!
Dude:sure!
Me: Spins it, it doesnt really move much
Dude: The stamina doesnt last long at all!
Me: thats cos its rubber....

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Thanks moss for the sig!

Haha Moss Id actually enjoy that!
Running away while laughing my head off

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Haha. Young kids are really gullable. My brothers think that my beys have beasts inside of them.

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Well, when telling these stories, you should at least make sure the information you give is correct.

Stamina types do take a lot of damage, hence why they are destroyed by attack types.

the type that "don't take much damage" are defence types.

Hah.

lol. thanks.

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"Gravity Persues is the worst Beyblade ever!"

"No Spin Dragoon is"

"What! That's the best one!"

"..."

This is one:

noob: hey kid you think you can beat me in a beybattle? I'll kick your butt with my DARK WOLF!

Me: Ok ( pulls out Thermal lacerta)

noob: Ha that bey is fake!

Me: how is it?

noob: Cause hasbro didn't make it therefore it's fake! hah i reckon it's carp! i could beat you in one hit!

Me: Ok let me get my stadium...

noob: I already got one ( pulls out PTW)

Me: ok...

(launches beyblade in the stadium)

Noob: Let it shoot!

( misses stadium)

noob : I win

Me : ......... (really, that's a first...)

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lol let it shoot.

Battle Striker Guy: Hey, how about Beyblades V Battle Strikers?
ME: Feh.
Battle Striker Guy: What is 'feh'?
ME: Oh, that's what I say when I think an Idea is carp.
Battle Striker Guy: I'll show you who's carp!? Battle strikers are awesome!
ME: Okay, since we are using different things we'll just say 3,2,1 go.
Battle Striker Guy: Cool. I'll use Ninjitsu.
ME: Feh. I'll beat you with Dark Wolf.
Battle Striker Guy: 3, 2, 1. Go!
ME: ... :\
Battle Striker Guy: Starts using finger thingy and loses.
ME: Now who's carp?
Battle Striker Guy: Not Battle strikers, because I was using a carp one.
ME: What?
Battle Striker Guy: Yeah. Ninjitsu is carp because it's lighter than the others.
ME:

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Wait, Moss, what's this Hasbro tourney business? I'll take a PM

(This is a real one)

Anyway, at the park again, this time with my friend, and while we were battling...

Kid: Hey, can I play?

Me: Sure!

Friend: O.K.!

Kid: Wait, what stadium is THAT? (pointing at my friend's attack stadium)

Me: Attack stadium.

Kid: Whoa! You guys must be from the WBBA or something!!

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