I can probably come up with thousands, but i dont want to.
NOTE: When i say amatuers, I mean that they dont know there beyblades parts and how to name a beyblade. No offence Intended.

1. Boy:"Oh that quetzlcoatl thing? I traded it for a storm pegasis."
Me and Oswin:
2. That Beyblade ( Libra Ch120 RF) Sucks!
Me and oswin : What the hell?
3. Go Metal Face dude!
4. Do you have a sun god?"
" Its Sol Blaze"
" No its not!"

other funny things that amatuers say or do are welcome to be posted here.

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Thanks moss for the sig!

other guy: dark wolf is the best bey ever!!!
me: ...

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him:can I trade your libra for my dark wolf?
me: 00" .......

Some Guy:" Who's your best guy?" ( refering to beyblade)
Me and oswin: " ???"
Some guy: I think that you should change that rubber bottom with something else
Me: which rubber bottom?
Friend: My bottom (Sharp) spins for over 5 minutes!
Me, clueless and an amatuer at that time : " Really?"
Friend: What is better, Gold pegasis or storm pegasis?
Me: For the 100000000th time, Gold pegasis is a storm pegasis painted gold!

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Thanks moss for the sig!

my friend:hey could i trade your mirage virgo for my dark gasher its the best,i swear
me: :\...

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Thanks Kai-V for this carpin awesome sig!

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My WD is too worn to be used legally, so I'll just beat up the rest of my Earth Aquila and send it to Hasbro so I can get a new one for free.

For the third time....
Why did Takara Tomy nullify the multi-directional spin capability in the MFB's?

It is for a very simple reason. Think about the kids ...

Ive written a little something something for Kai-V, hah.

Roses are red,
Mods names are blue,
And so yours,
Unlike Fyuuors
Under this moonlit night
In Canada.

All a joke.

Because we all know that ghosts are purple ...

Noob: I got a dark crab thingy that can beat u . its the best bey ever.Me: its called dark gasher/cancer and the only thing good about it is its spin track. Noob: NUH its called dark crab and i can beat your meteo l drago with it. Me: Ok but ill spin mine by hand. BOth: 321 let it rip! NOOB: *gets owned*

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NIGHT IS AWESOME SAUCE.

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ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

.

but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

click for funny stuff

cousin: this rock aquario will beat even earth eagle and lightning ldrago
me:okay then try battling my earth eagle *2 minutes later*
cousin:waaaahhhhhh you cheated *runs away*

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Member of Team Gravity Warriors, Terra Blazer

Guy: " Is this combo( Dark pegasis 145 s) any good?
Me:" No, its a piece of carp."
Oswin: " FINALLY someone thought of using DF145 as a stamina track..."
Guy: I customized this! ( Storm pegasis uncustomized with black pegasis face)

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Thanks moss for the sig!

my cousin also identifies beys just with the sticker on the face and doesn't even think that the other parts have anything to do with the name

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Member of Team Gravity Warriors, Terra Blazer

On DrlgErGt's Quetz VS S-Peg vid:
@DHDaegor it is almost impossible to out run a rf bottom with a wf bottom

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Little nublet: Here's my bey (Storm Aquario 100HF/S with Wolf Face)
ME: Do you even know what this beyblade is called?
Little Nublet: Yea, Dark Wolf.

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Orange Juice > Lemonade > Apple Juice > Grape Juice

NOTE: When i say amatuers, I mean that they dont know there beyblades parts and how to name a beyblade. No offence Intended.

Just for the record, how do u name a blade?

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Signature was too large. Read the rules.

Just for the record, how do u name a blade?

http://wiki.worldbeyblade.org/index.php?...t_Beyblade

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‎??? <Pyro.

NOTE: When i say amatuers, I mean that they dont know there beyblades parts and how to name a beyblade. No offence Intended.

Just for the record, how do u name a blade?

(If a Beyblade has a Metal Face. The MF is said First. If not,The face has nothing to do with the name.AT ALL)
Metal Wheel is said first
Clear Wheel is said second
Track is said third
Tip is said last

Example- MF Lightning L-Drago 100HF
Metal Face 1st
Lightning(Metal Wheel)2nd
L-Drago(Clear Wheel)3rd
100(Track)4th
HF(Tip)5th

Dark Wolf DF145FS
Dark(Metal Wheel)1st
Wolf(Clear Wheel)2nd
DF145(Track)3rd
FS(Tip)4th

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Noobs on beyblade: there's a WBO!?
Other noob: if it's not by hasbro then it can't be real!
Me: ...

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Noobs on beyblade: there's a WBO!?
Other noob: if it's not by hasbro then it can't be real!
Me: ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Thanks Kai-V for this carpin awesome sig!

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My WD is too worn to be used legally, so I'll just beat up the rest of my Earth Aquila and send it to Hasbro so I can get a new one for free.

For the third time....
Why did Takara Tomy nullify the multi-directional spin capability in the MFB's?

It is for a very simple reason. Think about the kids ...

Ive written a little something something for Kai-V, hah.

Roses are red,
Mods names are blue,
And so yours,
Unlike Fyuuors
Under this moonlit night
In Canada.

All a joke.

Because we all know that ghosts are purple ...

(If a Beyblade has a Metal Face. The MF is said First. If not,The face has nothing to do with the name.AT ALL)
Metal Wheel is said first
Clear Wheel is said second
Track is said third
Tip is said last

Example- MF Lightning L-Drago 100HF
Metal Face 1st
Lightning(Metal Wheel)2nd
L-Drago(Clear Wheel)3rd
100(Track)4th
HF(Tip)5th

Dark Wolf DF145FS
Dark(Metal Wheel)1st
Wolf(Clear Wheel)2nd
DF145(Track)3rd
FS(Tip)4th

Why did you write all of that when the information is clearly in the Metal Fight Beyblade article already, which exists for a reason.


As for this thread, just look at the Closed Topics section of this site ...

"I wanted to make a defence blade, so I put him in left spin"

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Kid: "You know what, Storm Pegasis is a Stamina type, Black Wolf is a good Defense type and Rock Leone is an Attack Type!"

Me: " No, Storm Pegasis is an Attack type, Dark Wolf is a Balance type and Rock Leone is a Defense Type.."

Kid: (Screaming) "No!! Storm Pegasis is a Stamina type, Black Wolf is a Defense type and Rock Leone is an Attack Type! I saw it on the box, Leone was attacking Wolf!"


What box?

Noob in store: Hey, is this beyblade any good? *holds up LL-Drago*

Me: Yeah, if you put Storm Pegasus's tip on it, it's one of the top tier-

*noob puts down LL-Drago and grabs an Assembly Chamber and runs off*

Me: Hey! Come back!

Noob (In other aisle): ....guy told me to get L-drago... top tier... what's a tier? Probably some nerd.

Me: *headshelf*

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<--- Thanks to Pyro!

"I wanted to make a defence blade, so I put him in left spin"

LOL my friend seriously said that

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Thanks Kai-V for this carpin awesome sig!

Spoiler (Click to View)

My WD is too worn to be used legally, so I'll just beat up the rest of my Earth Aquila and send it to Hasbro so I can get a new one for free.

For the third time....
Why did Takara Tomy nullify the multi-directional spin capability in the MFB's?

It is for a very simple reason. Think about the kids ...

Ive written a little something something for Kai-V, hah.

Roses are red,
Mods names are blue,
And so yours,
Unlike Fyuuors
Under this moonlit night
In Canada.

All a joke.

Because we all know that ghosts are purple ...

Brother: My Driger G can beat your Earth Bird.
Me: It's Aquila! and no it can't...
Brother: No, it's Bird, my friend said.
Me:...
Both: 3,2,1
Me: GO Shoot!
Brother: YOU'RE CHEATING!
Me: How?
Brother: It's Let it rip!
Me: That's Takara-Tomy's count down. They made beyblade.
Brother: No, Hasbro did, they made the best beyblade combo ever. Dark Pegasus 125 ES
Me: 1: You're hopeless. 2: That combo is horrid!
Brother: Okay, then battle me!
Me: *sigh* Picks up Earth Aquila 145WD
*2 minutes later*
Brother: AGAIN!! YOU CHEAT!
*1 minute later*
Brother: This stadium is fake!
(We were using a Takara Tomy Attack stadium)
Sad ain't it....

Kid who doesnt play beyblade: Whats the best stamina beyblade?
Me: Thermal gemios DF145 SD...
Kid: I think its burn phoenix!
Me: *faints*

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Thanks moss for the sig!

The best stamina clear wheel is bull, and burn is better than thermal

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Orange Juice > Lemonade > Apple Juice > Grape Juice

Kid: *Pulls out Thunderwhip*
Me: This stadium is garbage.
Kid: No it's not! Hasbro stadiums are better than those see-through ones!

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Kid: Cyber Pegasis is the best bey ever!
Me: No it's not, all it's parts are ignorable. And there is no such thing as a best beyblade.
Kid: No! There is a best bey, it's Cyber Pegasis! If it sucked, why does it look so sick?

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Orange Juice > Lemonade > Apple Juice > Grape Juice

Kid: Cyber Pegasis is the best bey ever!
Me: No it's not, all it's parts are ignorable. And there is no such thing as a best beyblade.
Kid: No! There is a best bey, it's Cyber Pegasis! If it sucked, why does it look so sick?

I wonder if he owns a PS3.... (No offense to PS3 owners)

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<--- Thanks to Pyro!