Funny things beyblade amatuers say

Yesterday
Freind- This is my Dark Bull C145WB
Me- You should put earth on it to make it better.
Friend-No Dark is a way better defense piece
Me- No, way too much recoil
Friend-I'll show you*Pulls out PTW* Get your attack type
Me-*takes out Storm Pegasus 100 HF/S, i don't use rf since it seems I get better results with HF/S*
Us- 3 2 1 Go Shoot
*4 battles later* (Stadiumed Bull out 2 times and myself 1, made the dark piece have a spasm)
Me- See why I burned my Dark Piece
Friend- Yea *replaces metal pieces*
Soem friends of mine were over last night:

D3RP Friend: I got an attack type wheel from ebay! (Pulls out Leone Pre-HWS)

Nuby Freind: No thats a stamina type stupid....

Smart Kid who was in my last few stories: Its defence you tards.... Tired

Me: Correct! You win..a battle against my MF Lightning L Drago C120RF!! Eee

D3rb freind: Me first I wanna try out my attack type first!

Me: Defence...

D3rb: Nuh uh, youtube says it has potential as a attack type wheel and is top tier.

Me: How can it be top tier if "youtube" says it has potential.

D3rb: Shut up! I'll show you...if I win vs anyone of your beys I get to keep it..

Me: Fine...*Gets earth eagle defence combo*

Nuby Friend: Your gonna loose Akel (he didn't really call me that)

We battle and he looses

D3rb: Go *senscored*


Oh yeah then Smart Kid brought out a Meteo L Drago and he uses it as a stamina combo...
Leone DOES have attack potential though : /
Seriously if you're going to post here at least make sure you don't show your own lack of beyblade knowledge. This is the second instance in two days isn't it?
Noob: hey you wanna beybattle?
Me: sure
*noob pulls out PTW stadium*
Noob: I got rock aquario what are you using?
Me: Earth Virgo Gb145 BS
Noob: *gasp* you said a bad word (the ball sharp part)
Me: *jumps off a cliff*
n00b: hey, I got STORM CAPRI!!!! now we can battle with my custom!
me: Storm capricorne 100 hf? at least that's decent...
n00b: no... DARK AQUARIO 145Q!!!!!!!!!!
me:.........okay. Here, I'll get my stadium
*n00b whips his mobile beystadium*
me:*sigh* here we go again... *pulls out Storm Pegasis 100RF*
both: 3...2...1...
me: Go Shoot!!!!!
n00b simultaneously: LET IT RIP!!!!!*launches bey on side of metal wheel* "TIDAL CARTWHEEL ATTACK!!!!!!"
me: *my bey smash attacks his* n00b.
n00b: Hey!! you cheated!!! you aren't supposed to use a part from the forbidden bey!!!!(100 from l-drago)
me: n00b Idiot.*walks away while repeatedly facepalming*
sry for double posting, but this is a good one.
noob:hey, battle me!
me: okay. *brings stadium*
him: *tries to twist dark wolf onto the left spin launcher(I was going to let him use my l`drago)*
me: [facepalm] Use this beyblade.*hands him l`drago*
him: *twists it the wrong way*
me:[repetitive faceshelf]
The other day something funny happened for me when i was at a local shop near me that sells beys. I went in there to pick up an extra Storm Pegasus and to have a few battles since the shop was allowing a few battles. I was winning all of my battles in the Lightning Force and then some noobish kid came up to me and asked to battle.

Noob: you seem to be good at beyblade
Me: I try my best at making good combos
Noob: Well i am the best in the UK face my ultimate balance bey
Me: Whats this combo then?
Noob: Dark Aquario 145Q
Me: Ok then i will use my Earth Bull GB145WB
Noob: You will lose to my awesome bey
Me: Start the battle 3,2,1 Go Shoot
Noob: You said the wrong saying but still my bey will beat yours
*5 battles later and his bey has been pocketed twice and been out spin 3 times*
Noob: You cheated all the time
Me: how could i? my bey beat yours just accept that
Noob: Your evil like Kyouya
Me: If you say so

I just walk away with my new Storm Pegasus i just bought and go home XD
okay here is another...

Me: (walks to the shop hosting a tournament)

Noob: hey kid do you wanna battle our gang? we win we take your parts you win you take our parts!

Me: okay I'll use storm aries df145fs and what will you guys use?

Noob 1: i'll use storm aquario 100 hf/s

noob 2: and i'll use rock leone!

noob 3: and i'll use dark cancer ch120fs, now get ready to lose

Me: 3 2 1 go shoot!

( a couple of seconds later)

Noob 1 2 3: oh... you cheated...

( their beys missed the stadium)
(Not real!)
Noob:-puts PTW on floor-I can beat you with my Dark Wolf!
Me:I will win with my Earth Eagle!
NoobEeearth Eagle!? It sucks! Earth sucks! Its a bad metal wheel!
Me:321 go shoot!
Noob:Let it rip!
5 Minutes Later.
Me:I win.-picks up Earth Eagle*
Noob:-picks up Dark Wolf-
Noob:Cheater! You cheated!
Me:How!?
Noob:Metal wheel Earth is not allowed!
Me:-facepalms-
Ughh.... My friend really annoys me, instead of Beys, Blades or Beyblades he says Beyds. It really bugs me and makes me want to facepalm and then tell him to get decent Beys. (He has Storm GASHER and Flame / Dark SGTO...... Epic Fail.)
(Oct. 25, 2010  10:57 PM)ShadowPegasis Wrote: Leone DOES have attack potential though : /

I knew that but it was uncustomized and he thought it was defence... And beside I know it has potential...
Noob: Dark Wolf Rocks!
Me: No it doesn't, it sucks
Noob: hahaha, yout Lighting L Drago Sucks!
Me: How?
Noob: Cause it's a Left Spin! That sucks!
Me: Okay want to battle to see whos better!
Me: Pulls out MFB Attack Staduim*
Noob: Hahaha, thats fake! Its not made by hasbro! XD
Me: Hits head on closes basketball
True.
(this happened earlier today)

noob: hey, were facehunters! battle us now!
noobs 2 and 3: Yeah! Battle us!
me:... noobs.*walks away*
all 3 noobs: Hey! battle or we'll take your dark wolf!
me:*throws dark wolf to them* hehe. go be n00bs somewhere else.
them: *jaw to floor*
me: hehe. Idiots. I should do that more often.
I have a feeling that most of these stories don't actually happen, unless MFB has gone to its predecessors '02 glory, when everyone had one.
This was between me and bestblader123. We are both a bit amateur-ish.
Me: My Storm Cancer CH120FS vs. your Flame Serpent SW145SF.
Him: OK, but I'll win.
Me: Probably...
Me and Him: 3,2,1...Go Shoot!
*Afterwards*
Me, him and all the watchers: Wow.... Gasp
Me: I didn't expect that...
Him: You won?!
Me: This was definitely worth trading Dark for.
Him: Yeh, that is a good BeyBlade.
Those are both horrid beyblades.
That's why I posted it...
To be honest, Flame Serpent SW145SF came third at BeyHurricane, so that means I can do better. And it's fine for Attack and Stamina. Defense sucks, though. We will debate this over PM, if you wish.
I played a prank on the people at my school... lol.
So, i put a dranzer bit chip sticker on my new storm pegasis's face, put the dranzer F stickers on the pegasis clear wheel and took it to school.
So, there is this rich kid with alot of beyblades. i think he got Ray Gill the day it came out....
Me: *knowing my bey is storm pegasis* GO STORM DRANZER!
Rich Kid: Is there a storm dranzer?
me: yeah * snikcrs*
Rich Kid: can isee it?]
Me: hands it over and smiles, and laughes inside.
ME: dude go to WBO it as tons of beyblade info
FRIEND:Googles WBO Cliks on WOLD BOXING ORG then shows
ME: {SUPER MEGA MAX x ∞ FACEPALM}
Me: Wha? Dark Pegasis ED145WD? That sucks!
Noob: Quit underestimating it!
Me: Okay then, let's battle. I'll use Lightning L-Drago 100RF
Noob: I'll win easy, and be champ!
Me: Sigh... 3...2...1...Go Shoot!
Noob: Let it rip!
(14 wins later)
Noob: Use a different bey!
Me:Uhhh... Sure, I'll use Rock Bull 125WB
(10 wins later)
Noob: you have legendary beys! That's cheating!
Me: would you like me to use an uncustomized Rock Leone?
Noob: I can beat that! Easy!
Me: *facepalm*
(17 wins later)
Noob runs away, calling me a noob, and a cheater. He also said that he was a Beyblade genius. Sad, really. HE claims to have won some "World Tournament"



He also claims to have started the WBO... He's in 8th grade...and thinks PTW is the best stadium for attack types 'cause it's named Pegasis...
soo...
Kid: Do you have blue serpent?
Me: Dude, there is nothing called blue serpent.
Kid: Yes there is! ill show you after lunch!
argue for a while
After, lunch, the kid doesn't come because he fears that he might be wrong, LOL.
(Oct. 29, 2010  2:57 PM)Megablader9 Wrote: Me: Wha? Dark Pegasis ED145WD? That sucks!
Noob: Quit underestimating it!
Me: Okay then, let's battle. I'll use Lightning L-Drago 100RF
Noob: I'll win easy, and be champ!
Me: Sigh... 3...2...1...Go Shoot!
Noob: Let it rip!
(14 wins later)
Noob: Use a different bey!
Me:Uhhh... Sure, I'll use Rock Bull 125WB
(10 wins later)
Noob: you have legendary beys! That's cheating!
Me: would you like me to use an uncustomized Rock Leone?
Noob: I can beat that! Easy!
Me: *facepalm*
(17 wins later)
Noob runs away, calling me a noob, and a cheater. He also said that he was a Beyblade genius. Sad, really. HE claims to have won some "World Tournament"



He also claims to have started the WBO... He's in 8th grade...and thinks PTW is the best stadium for attack types 'cause it's named Pegasis...

LMAO

That's the funniest I've seen in a while.
(Oct. 29, 2010  9:12 PM)ShredderN64 Wrote:
(Oct. 29, 2010  2:57 PM)Megablader9 Wrote: Me: Wha? Dark Pegasis ED145WD? That sucks!
Noob: Quit underestimating it!
Me: Okay then, let's battle. I'll use Lightning L-Drago 100RF
Noob: I'll win easy, and be champ!
Me: Sigh... 3...2...1...Go Shoot!
Noob: Let it rip!
(14 wins later)
Noob: Use a different bey!
Me:Uhhh... Sure, I'll use Rock Bull 125WB
(10 wins later)
Noob: you have legendary beys! That's cheating!
Me: would you like me to use an uncustomized Rock Leone?
Noob: I can beat that! Easy!
Me: *facepalm*
(17 wins later)
Noob runs away, calling me a noob, and a cheater. He also said that he was a Beyblade genius. Sad, really. HE claims to have won some "World Tournament"



He also claims to have started the WBO... He's in 8th grade...and thinks PTW is the best stadium for attack types 'cause it's named Pegasis...

LMAO

That's the funniest I've seen in a while.

Yeah...He's an idiot... and a bad liar
Me and my Friend had a quick beybattle this is what happend ( TRUE)
This is translated from swedish migth sound weird

Me: Done ?
Friend: It keeps falling of the launcher
Me: Yea you gotta twist it a little to the left
Friend: I't fell of again.
Me: You twisted it to the rigth. Tired LEFT
Friend: Like this.
Me: Yea. Ready?
Friend: Yes.
Me: 3 2 1 go shoot
Friend: (didnt say anything )

then I win.

Here's another one. (true)
I was having a match with someone
Someone: Why does your Beyblade spin longer then mine
Me: Because i've practiced for 5 years
Someone: ahh ( feels stupid )