^well if u ever do cometo Georgia gor a tournament I'll be the dorky Indian kid with mushroom hair and glasses continuation from last post Me: just don't buy storm Capricorn NoOb: walks away
Noob: hey look at my new storm Capricorn!! Me: face palm in epic slo mo

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ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

.

but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

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lol, that's a good one.

friend newb: I just got dark gasher!
me: sweet, now you can finally make MF L-Ldrago ch120RF! oh, It's called cancer, by the way.
other n00b: NO! It's called Gasher, and it's CRABBY powerful!!!
smart friend: Dude, when did you say you went to WBO?
first newb: yesterday.
me: name one good beyblade.
other n00b: STORM CAPRI!
me: [epic Facewall]

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Friend/n00b: What bey should I get?
Me: Earth Aquila 145WD or Quetzalcoatl 90WF
Friend/n00b: No, I'll get a (Pre-HWS) Wolf. It has spikes!
Me: *smacks own head*

Oh, this was hilarious:
Me and bestblader123: Go Shoot!
Kid: What are those?
Me: uh, Battle Strikers
Me and bestblader123: 3, 2, 1...Strike!
Kid: Aren't those BlayBlades?
bestblader123: They were, but they morphed into Battle Strikers unexpectedly
Me: Mm-hm..they just turned into...?
bestblader123: Peg-Tops!
Me: That'll do
Me and bestblader123: 3, 2, 1...Go...Peg!?
*Kid walks off*
Me: We should do that more often!
bestblader: Yep!

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

*smacks own head* is *facepalm*

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

Friend/n00b: What bey should I get?
Me: Earth Aquila 145WD or Quetzalcoatl 90WF
Friend/n00b: No, I'll get a (Pre-HWS) Wolf. It has spikes!
Me: *smacks own head*

Oh, this was hilarious:
Me and bestblader123: Go Shoot!
Kid: What are those?
Me: uh, Battle Strikers
Me and bestblader123: 3, 2, 1...Strike!
Kid: Aren't those BlayBlades?
bestblader123: They were, but they morphed into Battle Strikers unexpectedly
Me: Mm-hm..they just turned into...?
bestblader123: Peg-Tops!
Me: That'll do
Me and bestblader123: 3, 2, 1...Go...Peg!?
*Kid walks off*
Me: We should do that more often!
bestblader: Yep!

FACEPALM!!!!!!!!!!!!
oops. beaten.

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Here's my second continuation of the first:

Noob: I got a better blade now! It's Evil Gemios! The Evil wheel is the best balance cause' I looked at its stats. The DF145 downforces hard hitting beys and the Flat Spike Performance Tip controls the pace. No one can beat me now!

Me: Ok, so you wanna battle? I brought my attack stadium that was imported.

Noob: But that's fake! Only the Pegasus Thunderwhip, which is the BEST, is legal.

Me:... Did you go to that site I showed you? The WBO.

Noob: Yeah, but its a forum, and I hate forums.

Me: ....That's it. Here is my bey: Meteo L Drago 100WD.

Noob: Hah, that's rubber, and metal always beats rubber.

And, at the end of the battle, Meteo L Drago wins.

Noob: Hey! NOT cool! You cheated!!!! This is one of those fake beys from Japan! It's probably all juiced up and illegal!

Me: .... Are you carping kidding me? ...

Noob: Hah! You're disqualified! I win!

Why didn't you just... beat the carp out of that ignorant noob... lol. I hate noobs that are so conceited that even though they're noob they can't take a bit of advice from someone thats more experienced. I just beat noobs like that up, but not in a beybattle, but with my fists.

but anyway, heres mine..

little kids these days say the darn funniest things

8 year old kid talking to his friend ; i got a new beyblade , flame sagittario!
me ; why didnt you get storm pegasis
8 year old kid ; ew storm pegasis sucks its bottom is rubber!
8 year old kid's friend ; yeah i know right? - rips his rock leone on the cement-

btw, that kid's friend's rock leone broke just a few days ago, the cement totally made his WB a wide obsolete. lol. idiot kids these days.

Why didn't you just... beat the carp out of that ignorant noob... lol. I hate noobs that are so conceited that even though they're noob they can't take a bit of advice from someone thats more experienced. I just beat noobs like that up, but not in a beybattle, but with my fists.

Nothing says "I'm a better beyblader"more than punching someone.

In the (approximate) words of beybrad,

"We are all very impressed bro *crushes beer can on forehead*"

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Why didn't you just... beat the carp out of that ignorant noob... lol. I hate noobs that are so conceited that even though they're noob they can't take a bit of advice from someone thats more experienced. I just beat noobs like that up, but not in a beybattle, but with my fists.

but anyway, heres mine..

little kids these days say the darn funniest things

8 year old kid talking to his friend ; i got a new beyblade , flame sagittario!
me ; why didnt you get storm pegasis
8 year old kid ; ew storm pegasis sucks its bottom is rubber!
8 year old kid's friend ; yeah i know right? - rips his rock leone on the cement-

btw, that kid's friend's rock leone broke just a few days ago, the cement totally made his WB a wide obsolete. lol. idiot kids these days.

I hope I don't bring my friend to a tournament and he battles you .... If he wins, hed be like yeah I won and wouldn't take any advice from anyone.... If he was about to lose he would pretend that his "launcher fell into the stadium in accident..." Hes also 15..

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S**t just got real.

This is a real one, because my friend's a mega noob.

Chris: *Changing Face Bolts.*
Me: Uh, Christopher, what are you doing?
Chris: Oh, I'm giving Pegasus Sagittario's Face Bolt to make it better.
Me: Um... It won't make a difference, you see, all plastic face bolts are the sa- :\
Chris: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING JUST SHUT UP!!
Me: *Walks off*

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ok this actually happened to me.

Noob:you know those japanese beyblades (Takara Tomy) there a rip off.
Me: How?
Noobuh they dont give you a code to play online.
Me:*facepalm*

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No, you are not "righting" properly.

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

No flame claw will help battling meteo l drago cuz when meteo l drago attacks it will steal spin but if u have flame claw u can attack under

Man, I hate Hasbro.

Then stop buying their products and pretend you had never heard of beyblade.

ok im seriously dumb

We can't help you with that problem.

When there's something bad going on in the WBO, who you gonna call?



Kai-V!

Also, Attack beys are not supposed to have good attack.

Me Collection

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Storm Pegasis 105RF x4
Rock Aquario 125SF
Flame Bull 100F
Lightning L-drago 100HF x2
Earth Aquila 145WD
Burn Phoenix 135MS
Dark Wolf DF145FS x3
Pegasis 145D
Galaxy Pegasis W105R2F x2
Burn Unicorno SW145JB
Rock Leone 145WB
Clay Leone D125FS
Meteo CW x3
L-Drago MW x2
85,DF105, L105,105
XF,LRF,RF,

This just happened:
Me: Can I have your Dark Wolf? I don't own one and you don't play with it anymore.
Kid (same one as always): Sure, but on one condition...
Me: What?
Kid: That, if I get another one, I'll trade the DF for what I get.
Me: Are you making Thermal Bull DF145WD?
Kid: No, of course not. I'm getting Red Unacorna (Ray Unicorno)!
Me: How about I give you all your parts back for that!
Kid: OK!

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

Why didn't you just... beat the carp out of that ignorant noob... lol. I hate noobs that are so conceited that even though they're noob they can't take a bit of advice from someone thats more experienced. I just beat noobs like that up, but not in a beybattle, but with my fists.

but anyway, heres mine..

little kids these days say the darn funniest things

8 year old kid talking to his friend ; i got a new beyblade , flame sagittario!
me ; why didnt you get storm pegasis
8 year old kid ; ew storm pegasis sucks its bottom is rubber!
8 year old kid's friend ; yeah i know right? - rips his rock leone on the cement-

btw, that kid's friend's rock leone broke just a few days ago, the cement totally made his WB a wide obsolete. lol. idiot kids these days.

That reminds me of when my a few weeks after my friend got Flame Sagittario C145S.

Winfred: Gets out launcher
ME: Hey, don't rip it on the ground. The tip will be destroyed.
Winfred: Ah, what's the worst that could happen?
ME: Y'know what? Go ahead. Just don't complain once your performance tip is mashed up.
Winfred: Rips Flame Sagittario C145S
ME: Sigh
Winfred: Picks bey up AHH, WHAT THE HELL!!
ME: Shyte. That is messed up.

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I once ripped my Dark Wolf so far that it smashed in to the freezer in the opposite room.
(I do have a stadium, but I was testing stuff)

Me Wow, there's a little dent in dark...
Bro Where? :\
Me Right here.
Bro Eeeeeesh! That's Mad Wolf now! It can't be Dark Wolf anymore!!!
Me Facepalm

Another Time with my friend

Me Cool, Sagitt-
Winfred WTF! Your launcher's a different colour to mine!! I got ripped off!!

Also my brother tried pulling the wrong end of the Ripcord.

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Why didn't you just... beat the carp out of that ignorant noob... lol. I hate noobs that are so conceited that even though they're noob they can't take a bit of advice from someone thats more experienced. I just beat noobs like that up, but not in a beybattle, but with my fists.

but anyway, heres mine..

little kids these days say the darn funniest things

8 year old kid talking to his friend ; i got a new beyblade , flame sagittario!
me ; why didnt you get storm pegasis
8 year old kid ; ew storm pegasis sucks its bottom is rubber!
8 year old kid's friend ; yeah i know right? - rips his rock leone on the cement-

btw, that kid's friend's rock leone broke just a few days ago, the cement totally made his WB a wide obsolete. lol. idiot kids these days.

I hope I don't bring my friend to a tournament and he battles you .... If he wins, hed be like yeah I won and wouldn't take any advice from anyone.... If he was about to lose he would pretend that his "launcher fell into the stadium in accident..." Hes also 15..

Yeah... that' just kind of pathetic.


I was at Walmart today, and this happened.
Me: Holy carp, one L.Ldrago left! -grabs-
Kid (to his friend): OMG LOOK ITS THAT BEY WITH THE Q TIP THINGY
Friend: HOLY CARP GET IT! NOWNOWNOW
Me: Uhh... that bey is horrible. Why don't you get Storm Aquario? Its at least decent.
Kid: are you dumb? that bey sucks! this one bounces! ehehehehehehehehehe

Kid:Flame Libra can beat Storm Pegasus easily!
Me:Fail!


Kid:I love beyblade! The english opening is better than the japanese opening!
Me:Really *Facepalms*

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But why?

Kid:Flame Libra can beat Storm Pegasus easily!
Me:Fail!


Kid:I love beyblade! The english opening is better than the japanese opening!
Me:Really *Facepalms*

The only reason the Japenese version is better is because, you don't actually hear what they're saying unless it is in captions. XD

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S**t just got real.

Kid:Flame Libra can beat Storm Pegasus easily!
Me:Fail!


Kid:I love beyblade! The english opening is better than the japanese opening!
Me:Really *Facepalms*

The only reason the Japenese version is better is because, you don't actually hear what they're saying unless it is in captions. XD

To be fair, it's quite hard to make a song about spinning tops.

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To be fair, it's quite hard to make a song about spinning tops.

One spins left
One spins right
They smash together
It's quite a sight!

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To be fair, it's quite hard to make a song about spinning tops.

One spins left
One spins right
They smash together
It's quite a sight!

COntinuing from his song
Rip the cord with all your might,
Lets go.....METAL FIGHT!!

That was kinda fun

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To be fair, it's quite hard to make a song about spinning tops.

One spins left
One spins right
They smash together
It's quite a sight!

Beautiful.


Friend : I got Evil-

Me : What did I tell you ?

Friend : Killer Gemios and Earth Aquila

Me : you want to battle :

Friend : * Pulls out Killer Gemios *\

* Later after battle *

Friend : Ah Darn , this sucks , Im gonna ask my mom to buy Flame Libra next time

Me : Face palms

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Me: Ladida...
Sister: Don't walk in a kitchen with Beyblades.
Me: Uh, why not?
Sister: Don't they have electricity inside them?
Me: No. Who told you that?
Sister: No-one.
Me: Then why'd you say that?
Sister: I don't get it. How do they spin if they don't have electricity inside of them?
Me:

Chris: I'm gonna jack your wassit called again...?
Me: What?
Chris: The spiky wheel...
Me: Dark?
Chris: Yeah... I'm totally gonna jack that when you're not looking...
Me: Okaaaay, go ahead... It's not gonna make your bey any better. If you were smart, you'd have jacked my rock, or earth...
Chris: Naah, those suck.
Me:

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ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

.

but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

click for funny stuff

what do the numbers and letters do?

me:[Facepalm]

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what do the numbers and letters do?

me:[Facepalm]

I'm honored to be in your quotes. xD

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