Funny things beyblade amatuers say

(Oct. 13, 2010  2:19 AM)L L-Drago Rulef Wrote:
(Oct. 13, 2010  2:00 AM)Akel Wrote:
(Oct. 12, 2010  11:54 PM)ShredderN64 Wrote:
(Oct. 12, 2010  10:47 PM)Akel Wrote: Ok...My neighbor,(he is 7 but is really really smart) coems to me and says: I know how to win a beybattle with the dark wheel!
Me: How?
Him: Why don't you come find out?
Me: Ok
He gets his attack stadium and I use Storm Pegasis 100RF and he uses a Dark Wolf 145SD.
My bey kept bouncing off of his like in the tv show lol. Im just standing there surprised like wtf! Chocked_2
Him: I told you I would win
Me: How?
Him: I told my dad to fill it up with lead at his job!
Me: *Facepalm* I'll walk you back home......

I'm glad he's not one of those kids who'd lick it xD
What does that mean?

Two things:
1.) LOLROF to the first post
2.) What he means is that little kids like to lick things, and so he is glad that he isn't one of those little kids who like to go and be like "Oooooo! I wonder what this tastes like???"

Well he does chew on things lol..
(Oct. 13, 2010  3:13 AM)Akel Wrote:
(Oct. 13, 2010  2:19 AM)L L-Drago Rulef Wrote:
(Oct. 13, 2010  2:00 AM)Akel Wrote:
(Oct. 12, 2010  11:54 PM)ShredderN64 Wrote:
(Oct. 12, 2010  10:47 PM)Akel Wrote: Ok...My neighbor,(he is 7 but is really really smart) coems to me and says: I know how to win a beybattle with the dark wheel!
Me: How?
Him: Why don't you come find out?
Me: Ok
He gets his attack stadium and I use Storm Pegasis 100RF and he uses a Dark Wolf 145SD.
My bey kept bouncing off of his like in the tv show lol. Im just standing there surprised like wtf! Chocked_2
Him: I told you I would win
Me: How?
Him: I told my dad to fill it up with lead at his job!
Me: *Facepalm* I'll walk you back home......

I'm glad he's not one of those kids who'd lick it xD
What does that mean?

Two things:
1.) LOLROF to the first post
2.) What he means is that little kids like to lick things, and so he is glad that he isn't one of those little kids who like to go and be like "Oooooo! I wonder what this tastes like???"

Well he does chew on things lol..
Lead = poison.
Oswin: Some kid threw away PD!
Us: *FAINTS*
Noob: What's better, the light launcher, or the heavy launcher?
Me thinking:*At least he got one right*

Noob 1:Those japanese stadiums are stupid, I can't get my blade into it.
Noob 2:These Pegasus Thunder Whip stadiums are the best stadiums ever!
Me: You've got it backwards...

Noob: You've got a purple Dark wheel?!? (saying to another blader)
Me: It's name is Poison.
Noob: Then I don't wanna touch it!
Me: *smacks own face[facepalm]*

Judge: Okay, does anyone have a stadium?
*Ten people hold up PTWs and Vortex Stadiums*
Judge: No, those aren't allowed.
*All the kids do the "aww" in unison*
*A smart blader brings out Takara stadium*
Me thinking: *Yes!*
(Oct. 17, 2010  1:49 AM)darkbladea Wrote: Noob: What's better, the light launcher, or the heavy launcher?
Me thinking:*At least he got one right*
That is exactly why I find it stupid to call it "Light Launcher". It is Right Launcher, TAKARA-TOMY made a Japanese mistake. There is no reason that launcher would be 'light'.
(Oct. 17, 2010  1:49 AM)darkbladea Wrote: Noob: You've got a purple Dark wheel?!? (saying to another blader)
Me: It's name is Poison.
Noob: Then I don't wanna touch it!
Me: *smacks own face*

Made me LOL Smile
Adn it's called a facepalm Grin
Me:Hey,what happened to your WB?
Brother: Oh,i sanded down that bump on it,it was making it uneven
Me:*face palm*
(Oct. 17, 2010  1:52 AM)Kai-V Wrote:
(Oct. 17, 2010  1:49 AM)darkbladea Wrote: Noob: What's better, the light launcher, or the heavy launcher?
Me thinking:*At least he got one right*
That is exactly why I find it stupid to call it "Light Launcher". It is Right Launcher, TAKARA-TOMY made a Japanese mistake. There is no reason that launcher would be 'light'.

Well, given the amount of power you can give to the String Launcher is much more than the Light/Right Launcher, it sorta makes sense... but I agree, change it to "Right" Pinching_eyes
(Oct. 06, 2010  2:35 AM)momiji manju Wrote: To get a mercury anubis, one would have to spend at least $70, and would need a decent enough knowledge of beyblades to even know about mercury anubis.

I doubt anyone is that daft.
that's why they're called NEWBS
A reply to a post made 12 days ago.

A "newb" does not equate to poor economic choices.

I am a newb in terms of video games, yet I would not trade a wii for a gameboy.

Even if something is "better", it doesn't mean someone would trade something triple the cost for it.
what if they thought anubis was terrible after testing in a PTW (which they think is the best *cough*newbcity*cough*) and semi stamina bottoms ALWAYS beat attack bottoms in PTW(obvious fact), they trade it. (Oh If you didn't know, it was just what WOULD be said[My friends are TOTAL newbs, they think dark wolf is BEAST) if it did happen, which it didn't)

New one(this actually happened):
Newb(my friend, actually): Storm Capricorn M145Q is BOMB!!!!
me: [Facepalm]
Hah. My buddy said that his Storm Bull CH120WB can beat my Earth Aquila DF145WD...In a Dragoon Hurricane Stadium.

Another kid thinks that he is a champ because he beat me in a CHAIR once. I pwned him in a stadium 16 times straight and left Anime club undefeated for the 3rd time straight. He used a Rock Aries ED145S, vs my Lightning L-Drago 100HF, and my Earth Aquila combo.
Note:The kid I mentioned first is actually my only threat for the champ spot. I've had multiple close calls with his Rock Bull H145B
when my nephew was real young i told him about beyblade and he said
"cool,i want a breyerbrade!" or something like that...
My friend just got Earth Aquila ( Eagle )

Friend Noob : I got Eagle

Me : Awesome , now you can make-

Friend Noob : Nuh Uh , Metal Wing Smash is awesome , I do not want to customize it !

*Puts down Super Vortex*

Me : Okay , but be warned , my Rock Leone Ch120Rf will-

Friend Noob : Nuh uh , Lion Gale Force WAll sucks , Let it Rip !

* Runs home crying *
freind: Dark gasher is way better than Earth Aquila 145wd
me: so if i got you earth aquila for your birthday, you would trade it for a Dark Gasher?
freind: yeah, earth aquila sucks
me: Why?
Freind: Because balance types are the best !!!!!!!!!
Freind: (whips out PTW) see you could use your lldrago and ill use my Dark Gasher and it'll beat you!
Me: (kid gets pwned!!!!!) balance types suck. now i want an attack type!
Later.........
Freind: Man this RF tip sucks it can't last 2 seconds and it can't knock anything out!
me: (facepalm) it's your stadium!!!!
Freind: Man PTW really sucks


........two month to realize.............wow.............still thinks RF is the worst tip..........noob......
(Oct. 19, 2010  2:30 AM)Black-Blade Wrote: My friend just got Earth Aquila ( Eagle )

Friend Noob : I got Eagle

Me : Awesome , now you can make-

Friend Noob : Nuh Uh , Metal Wing Smash is awesome , I do not want to customize it !

*Puts down Super Vortex*

Me : Okay , but be warned , my Rock Leone Ch120Rf will-

Friend Noob : Nuh uh , Lion Gale Force WAll sucks , Let it Rip !

* Runs home crying *

It really bugs me when people over exaggerate. I highly doubt that you made your friend run home crying over metal tops.
(Oct. 19, 2010  2:40 AM)ShredderN64 Wrote:
(Oct. 19, 2010  2:30 AM)Black-Blade Wrote: My friend just got Earth Aquila ( Eagle )

Friend Noob : I got Eagle

Me : Awesome , now you can make-

Friend Noob : Nuh Uh , Metal Wing Smash is awesome , I do not want to customize it !

*Puts down Super Vortex*

Me : Okay , but be warned , my Rock Leone Ch120Rf will-

Friend Noob : Nuh uh , Lion Gale Force WAll sucks , Let it Rip !

* Runs home crying *

It really bugs me when people over exaggerate. I highly doubt that you made your friend run home crying over metal tops.

Probably when I meant ran home crying , doesn't neccessarily mean bursting into tears running home.Not really , he was just a bit misty , upset to lose , just hopped on his bike and left , with small sniffles.You are the one who is exaggerating.
(Oct. 19, 2010  1:06 AM)KyoyaTategami Wrote: what if they thought anubis was terrible after testing in a PTW (which they think is the best *cough*newbcity*cough*) and semi stamina bottoms ALWAYS beat attack bottoms in PTW(obvious fact), they trade it. (Oh If you didn't know, it was just what WOULD be said[My friends are TOTAL newbs, they think dark wolf is BEAST) if it did happen, which it didn't)

New one(this actually happened):
Newb(my friend, actually): Storm Capricorn M145Q is BOMB!!!!
me: [Facepalm]

I've already elaborated. To know about Mercury Anubis, one must have access to overseas releases, and a decent amount of beyblade knowledge.
My friends are like

Friend 1: What energy ring should I use?
Me: Clear Wheel!
Friend 1: No! Hasbro says energy ring. And it's eagle not Aquila!
Smart friend: Takara Tomy is better than Hasbro!
Me: Yea
Other friend: No it's not. I hate customizing. It makes me lose.
Friend: why does a clear wheel affect a beyblade? its SO LIGHT.....
Me: Facepalm
(Oct. 19, 2010  3:09 PM)Crimson Aquario Wrote: My friends are like

Friend 1: What energy ring should I use?
Me: Clear Wheel!
Friend 1: No! Hasbro says energy ring. And it's eagle not Aquila!
Smart friend: Takara Tomy is better than Hasbro!
Me: Yea
Other friend: No it's not. I hate customizing. It makes me lose.
stop bashing hasbro they did nothing wrong except build bad stadiums


Noob: hey im back for a rematch (holds up poison serpent)
Me: sure but were doing this in an attack stadium. Im using ray unicorno
Noob: ok 3 2 1 Go shoot!!!
Me: Atleast u learned something
Noob: hey u cheated ny using a fake japenese one thats half stamina half attack. everybody knows that hasbro calls them balance types
Me: epic facepalm
Noob: hey im back for a rematch (holds up poison serpent)
Me: sure but were doing this in an attack stadium. Im using ray unicorno
Noob: ok 3 2 1 Go shoot!!!
Me: Atleast u learned something
Noob: hey u cheated ny using a fake japenese one thats half stamina half attack. everybody knows that hasbro calls them balance types
Me: epic facepalm
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Tsk,tsk,tsk. Ever heard of gimmicks , n00b ?
^tried to explain That to my friend (cu) he learned pretty quickly about gimmicks and stuff for a noob. He even started calling me blader sensei
Noob:balance types are the best! Me:*hands 10 dollars to him* here go buy yourself an attack type
(Oct. 21, 2010  1:05 AM)Ra Wrote: ^tried to explain That to my friend (cu) he learned pretty quickly about gimmicks and stuff for a noob. He even started calling me blader sensei
Noob:balance types are the best! Me:*hands 10 dollars to him* here go buy yourself an attack type

Then he buys Storm Capricorne.
(Oct. 21, 2010  1:05 AM)Ra Wrote: ^tried to explain That to my friend (cu) he learned pretty quickly about gimmicks and stuff for a noob. He even started calling me blader sensei
Noob:balance types are the best! Me:*hands 10 dollars to him* here go buy yourself an attack type

Iff I ever see you at a tournament or something, im going to say that balance types are awesome lol XD.

Ok umm, the kid I mentioned earlier, he got a quetz lol and he puts sharp on it on a H145 track Chocked_2.
Funny thing, it beat my Lightning L Drago ch120rf like 6 times out of 15 Chocked_2.
Me: Please tell me you did't fill that with lead...
Him: Nope
ME:*sigh of relief*
Him: I put bolts in it!
I looked at the wheel closer and I saw bumps coming out of the top.
ME: *Epic facepalm* Ill go get my tools...

EDIT: I meant screws not bolts.