Funny things beyblade amatuers say

noob:hey i got a new beyblade dark bull
me:u can make earth bull 100 sd with that
noob:there`s an earth bull???
^ Not funny. ^
You see, this kid with Earth Aquila 145WD keeps trading random parts. His combo now is Cyber Capricorne M145MS. I keep telling him to trade back. It's sad.
(Dec. 16, 2010  9:06 AM)Wraith Wrote: ^ Not funny. ^
You see, this kid with Earth Aquila 145WD keeps trading random parts. His combo now is Cyber Capricorne M145MS. I keep telling him to trade back. It's sad.
That actually sounds cool.
Alliteration Smile
Anyways, there were this girls at school 2day and they were scared to touch beyblades.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfR2mz4gJ...re=related
Look at the last uploader comments were someone asks how to name a Beyblade. (Thats not what the joke is).
This is my favorite thread...

Loser:My Pegasus contains a special dark power and went straight through my window one day without leaving a dent...
Me: It is a spinning top!Get a life!
Me: what beyblades do you want?
Cousin: the only beyblade i'll ever get is the one I have!
Me: good luck sticking to that promise.

1 week later, my noob cousin said this next:

Cousin: I want burn fireblaze SOOOOOOO bad!
(Dec. 10, 2010  5:06 PM)Rasengan2000 Wrote: ROCK??!! AAARGH!!!
ANYWAY...
My friend used to not be a n00b, and liked the plastic blades. He doesn't like the new blades. So, one day, I show him my Grip Launcher. Then, what does he go and say but, "...That is the most despicable thing I have ever seen." I just go, "..." and take it off him, knowing he has gone too far down the way of the n00b.
The moral of this tale is to keep the flame alive, and if you don't... n00bdom awaits. DUN DUN DUUN.

Rock dominates in a Hasbro stadium...
Noob: Storm Pegasus is the ultimate beyblade!!!
Me: no it's not.
Noob: battle me and find out!
Both: 3,2,1, let it rip!

2 seconds later, Storm Pegasus is laying sideways on the stadium floor.
(Dec. 06, 2010  12:53 AM)momiji manju Wrote:
(Dec. 05, 2010  6:19 AM)Megablader9 Wrote: Hiya, seems you found the thread, Brandon80. Remember when Robert tried to take the both of us on in Anime Club? That was funny. man, the battle ended in 8 seconds. My Rock pegasis 125S destroyed him. Plus he used Storm Wolf H145HF/S! In a Mobile Stadium!! Brandon helped too. He's my only competition for the champ title.

Mm, your combo doesn't exactly show off your skill either.

It doesn't help that he's "competition" as well.
The fact that I beat him with that combo is proof enough. He wanted a rematch against my MF LL-Drago CH120RF, but I didn't want to use it. Normally I use Earth Wolf 100WD
Why would you give away your combos like that?
Its Earth Wolf, Wut!? give me a break.
Fine, give away your combos. I don't really care.
Noob:Look at my cool combo!(Pulls out Dark Wolf 230 RF)
Me:That`s a terrible customization.
Noob:I can PWN you easily!
Me:You wanna bet!
Noob:YEAH!
Me:*Pulls out MF lightning L-drago CH120 RF*
Both:3...2...1...LET IT RIP!
Me:*PWNS noob*
Noob:WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
ok, i can tell many people are lying about their "noob" battles ;V
Dude, a 230? Where are you and this "noob" located exactly?
I ask the same question...
noob: my blue horsey will pown ur purple dragon. DJ 2002 - Yeah!
me:??? Tired
noobs ar annoying!
(Dec. 18, 2010  2:14 AM)Brooklyn-Z Wrote: ok, i can tell many people are lying about their "noob" battles ;V

Why of course I am.Having the 230 track from flame Byxis makes it semi-funny.
(Dec. 18, 2010  2:17 AM)Jacksonian Wrote: Dude, a 230? Where are you and this "noob" located exactly?

Dude i`m just kidding.It`s supposed to be funny.Give me a break.
it wasnt funny infact is made you lookma little noob yourself :V
Sagittario - who were you battling a 5 year old?
Urgh.
This thread is just becoming old and repetitive. Uncertain
People always talk of their n00b battles where someone pulls a bad combo and gets pwned.
We need something new ...
Maybe an Admins storys of noobs? Speechless or wait wait MAYBE true stories
and descriptions of the battles and what took place instead of saying "Noob gets pwn" describe the battle and what he/she said and good detail of his/her reaction to lossing
all these kids at my school are making these "custom" bottoms so the tape erasers and needles on the tracks.I told a friend that the ones with the needles will put holes in the stadium.
He said "NO!" *launches bey*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*needle puts a hole in the stadium*
Me: GAAAAAARRRRGGG wats your problem!
Friend: The holes make your stadium better!
Me: ..........*picks up stadium and walks away*
(Dec. 18, 2010  4:12 PM)UltimateChimera Wrote: all these kids at my school are making these "custom" bottoms so the tape erasers and needles on the tracks.I told a friend that the ones with the needles will put holes in the stadium.
He said "NO!" *launches bey*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*needle puts a hole in the stadium*
Me: GAAAAAARRRRGGG wats your problem!
Friend: The holes make your stadium better!
Me: ..........*picks up stadium and walks away*

Poor stadium...You should not battle them,the needles will scratch your bey
This happened on Thursday:

I talking to my friend about our beyblades and all that stuff:

Me: What is your lowest track?
Friend: Well um, Dark Wolf's track!
Me: You mean DF145?
Friend: Yes.
Me: Do you have any attack Beyblades?
Friend: Yes, I have Storm Pegasus, Lightning L Drago and Storm Aquario.
Me: Well did you know Lighting L Drago and Storm Aquario's track is lower than Dark Wolf's track?
Friend: Oh, I never noticed that.
tykarama I told them they couldnt use them in my stadium but they all think it makes the stadium better somehow.