Funny things beyblade amatuers say

Everyone who continually posts "*facepalm*" sounds like a jerk. It might not be that bad when you just do it, but when you take the time to write it on a message board, it really seems bad.
(Dec. 10, 2010  11:50 PM)The Fire Wyrm Wrote:
(Dec. 10, 2010  6:00 AM)lord Wolfblade Wrote: ^ lol, but dark isnt the worst that goes to poison/killer/sol/cyber, they are all worse

what! poison can steal spin(yes, it can)
and Cyber is like pre HWS pegasis.
how dare you Chocked_2

1. yeah, maybe against left spinning beys.
2. so cyber looks like the pre-hws pegasis, it does not perform the same, it performs worse than storm.
3.hasbro's dark is proven to be decent for defence

so ha! <- offtopic


mine at soccer class
friend: dark wolf is the best
me: no its not. what are you talking about!
*then tells him all about takara*
Why are yall bashing on Dark Wolf? Is it the epitome of "worst beyblade"?
(Dec. 12, 2010  1:10 AM)ILikeLyke Wrote: Why are yall bashing on Dark Wolf? Is it the epitome of "worst beyblade"?

If epitome means definition, yes.
just happened on facebook an hour ago
them:dont buy the japanese beys they are 4 parts in them!
me:dude,they made more that are 5 parts and there name is Takara Tomy
them:*ignoring me* only buy the acceseries not the beys
*everyone else listens to me*
another before that by the same person
them:the pegasus thunder whip rules but pegasus sucks
me:pegasus only sucks in the PTW yes and all hasbro stadiums suck for attack
tthem:why would you name the stadium after a bey that is carp in it?
me: because hasbro is stupid
i cant see why he didnt look for more Takara beys and saw that there had been a 5 part system right infront of his eyes
wait a minute, what about storm Capricorn, it has too low stamina to hit anything.
(Dec. 12, 2010  1:14 AM)Beyson Wrote:
(Dec. 12, 2010  1:10 AM)ILikeLyke Wrote: Why are yall bashing on Dark Wolf? Is it the epitome of "worst beyblade"?

If epitome means definition, yes.

nope it is not the worst uncustomized bey, that award goes to killer gemios (killer is worse than dark and gemios is the worst clear wheel ever <- offtopic
Some n00bs were having a conversation:
n00b1: You know that guy, 'Wraith'?
n00b's2&3: Yeah...
n00b1: He is a Facehunter.
n00b3 OMG! I must Attack him with my Dark Bull! *Holds up Storm Orso H145WD, with Orso face*
n00b2: It's too dangerous, he has Storm Pegasis *Referring to my Lightning LDrago CH120RF*
n00b1: He's behind the tree! GET HIM!
Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *escapes*

Another group of n00bs: You know 'Wraith', he is a Facehunter.

Then it became:
n00b1: Aghr! It's Draco Nebula (Whatever that is Tongue_out)!
n00b's 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & : LET IT RIP!!!!!!!!!
Me: Go Shoot! *I fire my Dark Wolf at them, then leave it*
n00b9: A mysterious BeyBlade!
n006: It's called a Bey-e-yur-blade!

They started arguing. It was hilarious
(Dec. 12, 2010  4:05 AM)Wraith Wrote: Some n00bs were having a conversation:
n00b1: You know that guy, 'Wraith'?
n00b's2&3: Yeah...
n00b1: He is a Facehunter.
n00b3 OMG! I must Attack him with my Dark Bull! *Holds up Storm Orso H145WD, with Orso face*
n00b2: It's too dangerous, he has Storm Pegasis *Referring to my Lightning LDrago CH120RF*
n00b1: He's behind the tree! GET HIM!
Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *escapes*

Another group of n00bs: You know 'Wraith', he is a Facehunter.

Then it became:
n00b1: Aghr! It's Draco Nebula (Whatever that is Tongue_out)!
n00b's 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & : LET IT RIP!!!!!!!!!
Me: Go Shoot! *I fire my Dark Wolf at them, then leave it*
n00b9: A mysterious BeyBlade!
n006: It's called a Bey-e-yur-blade!

They started arguing. It was hilarious

LOL!But would they actually call you wraith:\
n00bs: Can we see your blayblader?
Me: 1: It's beyblade.
2: No


n00b: I made my own bey!*shows me killer gemios with dark wolf fs* Now I'm a facehunter!

He was 12.
(Dec. 12, 2010  1:14 AM)Beyson Wrote: If epitome means definition, yes.
Though not completely related to beyblade, still a bit funny nonetheless.
Haha, no. Epitome is more like a 'perfect example' of something.
(Dec. 12, 2010  4:32 AM)Dan Wrote:
(Dec. 12, 2010  1:14 AM)Beyson Wrote: If epitome means definition, yes.
Though not completely related to beyblade, still a bit funny nonetheless.
Haha, no. Epitome is more like a 'perfect example' of something.

If you're calling me any type of noob, I will find you.
n00b 1: Hey, let's play beyblade!
me: where? there's no stadium. (We were in school.)
n00b 1: On the tarmac, of course!
me: But that'll destroy your blade, or at least render your parts useless!
n00b 1: ...OK...
n00b 2: (walks up to me) hey, let's play beyblade!
me: where?
n00b 2: On the tarmac, obviously!
n00b 1: great idea! (walks off)
me: WILL YOU EVER LISTEN!!!
(they never did. to this day, they still play beyblade on the tarmac, the cretins.)

For some reason, they trade beyparts. Dunno why. I view it as pointless.
Of course! Trading parts is useless! Why would anybody want to change their Bey!
A n00b was bragging to his friends

n00b: I have all the beys!
friends: Wow really?!
Me: Really. Do you have Rock Leone?
n00b: Yep!
Me: Do you have..... Burning L Drago?!
n00b: Yeah, of course! Everyone has that!
Me: Liar, there's no such thing!
n00b: Of course there is! If there wasn't, then why do I have it?
Me: All right. Bring me a picture of it.
n00b: Uh......
Me: *walks away laughing*

Next time I saw him....

Me: Hey, where's the picture?
n00b: I forgot it.
Me: *walks away laughing*

Next time I saw him....

Me: Last chance kid.
n00b: I took the picture.
Me: (This outta be good...)
n00b: I took the picture, but my mom doesn't know how to print it.
Me: ROFL (No, seriously, I really did)

Sure I was mean, but I knew the kid. He was really REALLY spoiled.
(Dec. 12, 2010  11:11 AM)Darkus Addict Wrote: Me: Last chance kid.
n00b: I took the picture.
Me: (This outta be good...)
n00b: I took the picture, but my mom doesn't know how to print it.
Me: ROFL (No, seriously, I really did)
Lol!
Haha this just happened today.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/permalink.php...ment_reply
(Dec. 13, 2010  4:28 AM)|Joe| Wrote: Haha this just happened today.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/permalink.php...ment_reply
i tottally lol'd when i saw that
(Sep. 20, 2010  12:29 PM)Red_Eyes_Zombie Wrote: other guy: dark wolf is the best bey ever!!!
me: ...

Heard it about 100 times XD
(Dec. 13, 2010  3:50 AM)vaiki tau Wrote: oi how do i get a bey
LOL
Kai-V replied 'You buy one...'
wraith actually said this (jks)

(Dec. 12, 2010  4:05 AM)Wraith Wrote: I am a super ultra mega noob and i wIld pwn you with my erm hand. you see my earth virgo, it died and i was too ashamed to face facts so i knocked blahs virgo away with my hand

a poor attempt at comedy :L
It didn't die it exploded. C'mon, we all laughed, it was funny.
(Dec. 11, 2010  6:51 PM)Kai-V Wrote: Everyone who continually posts "*facepalm*" sounds like a jerk. It might not be that bad when you just do it, but when you take the time to write it on a message board, it really seems bad.

Thumbs up x10 [:

(Dec. 12, 2010  4:05 AM)Wraith Wrote: Some n00bs were having a conversation:
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Then it became:
blahblahblah

They started arguing. It was hilarious

That really isn't funny at all. I just think it's quite stupid.

(Dec. 13, 2010  9:47 AM)Wraith Wrote: It didn't die it exploded. C'mon, we all laughed, it was funny.

I didn't think it was funny. :L

Most of the posts on here are the same and are getting pretty bad. :\
(Dec. 13, 2010  4:28 AM)|Joe| Wrote: Haha this just happened today.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/permalink.php...ment_reply

i could not help but roflolmao at the epicness of that.
Haha thanks same here.