Funny things beyblade amatuers say

them:LOOK this is very good beyblade! it even beat storm Pegasis on the show!
me:neither of those beys are that good
them: SHUT UP! your just mad because i have the forbidden bey!
me:its not forbidden in real life!
them:yes it is because watch me use its special move!
me:*gets super vortex stadium*
both:3 2 1 LET IT RIP!!
them:GO L-DRAGO DARK MOVE DRAGON EMPEROR BITE ATTACK!
*L-drago does nothing but go around the stadium*
them: man this is fake the real one could have won!!!
what age were "them"? they sound younger than preps.
Recently happened
Kid: I will give you my rock metal for your dark
Me:uhhhh sure
^ that's actually a fair trade, as dark ad rock both have a ton of recoil,
But I did a test and hasbros dark wheel is actually kinda almost decent (no where near earth) in defense.
So he wasn't really a noob, he just wanted his recoil to look different
two kids are playing beyblade one has an uncustomized dark wold and the other has a customized one i dont remember this happend in the summer
Kids: you battle us
Me:K (i had dark bull for the fun)
one missed I knocked the other one out and it hit the wall the face bolt got jammed in
Here is the first story. This is when I was an amateur and didn't know about the wbo.

My sister: Let's have a battle.
Me: Ok.
We both get to the stadium. (It was a battle strikers one because I didn't want to buy a new one at the time.)
Both of us: 3 2 1 leeeeet iiit riiiiiiip.
The 2 beyblades we were using were storm pegasus (mine) and flame sagitario (hers).My beyblade gets hoisted up because I launched it weird.
Me: What the? Pegasus... star blast attack!i!i

My beyblade doesn't even land in the stadium.

My second story... This one happened in the park by my house about 4 weeks ago. I was not a noob anymore.

Noob: Battle me!!!
Me: Huh? Ok... Who are you?
Noob: Doesn't matter. *Pulls out a stadium , out of nowhere.*
Me: How did...
Noob: 3 2 1 leet iit riip!
The beys we were using were dark leone 105 HF/S (mine cuz I didn't get a chance to change it, also, I had a pegasus facebolt) and the noob had a cyber pegasus 105 hf. The beyblades both enter the peg. thunder whip stadium. He launched kind of bad and my beyblade knocked his out of the stadium (because his was on the edge and I was using the flower pattern shot).
Noob: Wait... That's a storm pegasus Gasp I have cyber and you have pegasus. You must be my master.
Me: Huh? face palm x 4664538674456434867445878345644357987971973487
(Dec. 04, 2010  4:35 AM)pikabattler Wrote: what age were "them"? they sound younger than preps.

i never asked so i dont know
Rukasu333UnhappyAt Friends House) Yes! I got into The final round of the tournament!
Me: Bring it on then!
Both of us: 3,,, 2,, 1,,,, let it riiiiip!

Rukasu333:Go Earth Eagle!!! (145SF)
Me: Go Godzilla! (Flame Fireblaze 145HF/S)
*Rukasu 333 wins 1 by a sleep out, I win 2 by sleepout*
Rukasu333: *facepalm* How did I lose To Such a tall bey!?
Me: I wasn't Expecting that either.
*Shake Hands with Each other*

That happened about a month ago

I was Partially being an amateur, while Rukasu333 decided not to change his preformance tip before the battle
Hey, that combo was the only one out of all NINE beys that I entered into the tournament that made it past the second round.
I was a real, true, noob, then.
This poor 6th graders tellin me " I will soon get poison serpent and change it to DARK serpant!" so naturally I kick him sending him running, yelling at him "NOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!"
Hiya, seems you found the thread, Brandon80. Remember when Robert tried to take the both of us on in Anime Club? That was funny. man, the battle ended in 8 seconds. My Rock pegasis 125S destroyed him. Plus he used Storm Wolf H145HF/S! In a Mobile Stadium!! Brandon helped too. He's my only competition for the champ title.
(Dec. 03, 2010  3:47 PM)UDC Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  9:39 AM)HEAVYARMS Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  9:27 AM)UDC Wrote: The spoiled kid challanged me with his MF-H Libra GB145 WB 2day. he just copied it off me. and i used it from here, and he doesnt even know what the parts are.
SK: Im going to beat you!
Me: Sigh... ( loads MF Gravity Perseus R145 RF into the stadium)
SK: Im going to win!
GPConfusedMASH ATTACK~
libra goes flying out of the stadium-
SK: o_0
( challenges me 10 more times)
( gets betaten EVERY TIME)
Me: laughs
SK: Ill beat you next time!
( customizes his Libra)
SK: Ill beat you now ( presents.... MF-H Libra 100 D!)
Me:sigh ( facepalms) Go shoot!
GP Pwns him again.
and then he starts staring at me.
Gravity Perseus R145 RF FTW!

You're lying.

Okay, maybe i exaggerated a bit ( around 3 times matches)
All the same, my launch power was more powerful than his. I dont know, it was actually easy. you know, i didnt think i would actually win.

I'm flat out telling you that you're making the whole story up.

If he has a Libra and is using that combo, he is not an amateur. Gravity Perseus is one of my favorite beys, and I'm a fan of that combo and it doesn't have that high of a win rate against Libra no matter "how powerful your launch" is.

You do realize it doesn't take any skill or shooting techniques to win with Libra, right?
(Dec. 05, 2010  6:19 AM)Megablader9 Wrote: Hiya, seems you found the thread, Brandon80. Remember when Robert tried to take the both of us on in Anime Club? That was funny. man, the battle ended in 8 seconds. My Rock pegasis 125S destroyed him. Plus he used Storm Wolf H145HF/S! In a Mobile Stadium!! Brandon helped too. He's my only competition for the champ title.

Mm, your combo doesn't exactly show off your skill either.

It doesn't help that he's "competition" as well.
(Dec. 05, 2010  11:07 PM)HEAVYARMS Wrote:
(Dec. 03, 2010  3:47 PM)UDC Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  9:39 AM)HEAVYARMS Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  9:27 AM)UDC Wrote: The spoiled kid challanged me with his MF-H Libra GB145 WB 2day. he just copied it off me. and i used it from here, and he doesnt even know what the parts are.
SK: Im going to beat you!
Me: Sigh... ( loads MF Gravity Perseus R145 RF into the stadium)
SK: Im going to win!
GPConfusedMASH ATTACK~
libra goes flying out of the stadium-
SK: o_0
( challenges me 10 more times)
( gets betaten EVERY TIME)
Me: laughs
SK: Ill beat you next time!
( customizes his Libra)
SK: Ill beat you now ( presents.... MF-H Libra 100 D!)
Me:sigh ( facepalms) Go shoot!
GP Pwns him again.
and then he starts staring at me.
Gravity Perseus R145 RF FTW!

You're lying.

Okay, maybe i exaggerated a bit ( around 3 times matches)
All the same, my launch power was more powerful than his. I dont know, it was actually easy. you know, i didnt think i would actually win.

I'm flat out telling you that you're making the whole story up.

If he has a Libra and is using that combo, he is not an amateur. Gravity Perseus is one of my favorite beys, and I'm a fan of that combo and it doesn't have that high of a win rate against Libra no matter "how powerful your launch" is.

You do realize it doesn't take any skill or shooting techniques to win with Libra, right?

Agreed. If you can pull a ripcord, you can win with Libra.
noob:I'll pwn your meteo l drago with my dark doggy*gets destroyed ten times*
Hah Meteo L drago is somewhat of a let down ATM.
Someone at Bey Inferno: "You only won because you used the forbiden bey!"
(Dec. 06, 2010  1:35 AM)momiji manju Wrote: Hah Meteo L drago is somewhat of a let down ATM.

hahahahaha lol "the great equalizer" yeah, it's definitely not on my "need to buy asap list" (already have lightning ldrago) <~~~~ off topic.

Noob: i changed my dark wolf to have better stamina! see! now it's dark ARIES 125ES (the es is so worn down, its a used one he got from darkcancer333, its so worn down it should be called eternal flat, as it spins like the flat tip with more stamina lol)
Me: why did you change df145 to 125?? df145 is the best for stamina! also, with your ES in that state, you might as well stick with fs. at least you'd have a little bit of stamina...
Noob: Well i dont care because this way it looks cooler and i think its better.
Me: you haven't learned anything, have you?


yes, this was real.
(Dec. 02, 2010  5:03 AM)HEAVYARMS Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  4:33 AM)Rukasu333 Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  3:08 AM)HEAVYARMS Wrote: http://www.ultimatebladers.mybbnew.com/index.php


Every single post.

Wow. Wow. Complete epic fail for whoever tried to copy the wbo. I doubt that any of those people know what a metro l drago or a galaxy Pegasus is. Wow.

Nobody knows what those are. Those don't exist.

Are you the noob from all these posts?
(Dec. 06, 2010  2:22 AM)Rock Capricorn Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  5:03 AM)HEAVYARMS Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  4:33 AM)Rukasu333 Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  3:08 AM)HEAVYARMS Wrote: http://www.ultimatebladers.mybbnew.com/index.php


Every single post.

Wow. Wow. Complete epic fail for whoever tried to copy the wbo. I doubt that any of those people know what a metro l drago or a galaxy Pegasus is. Wow.

Nobody knows what those are. Those don't exist.

Are you the noob from all these posts?

Are you illiterate?
Guys...
No fighting, remember???
This is a FUNNY THREAD. NOT a FIGHTING PLACE.
please don't start this again.
DF145 is far from being the best track for stamina and is heavily outclassed. Just sayin', if you're posting here, at least get your own facts straight.
Hey that Vulcan horuseus is the DEVIL don't buy it.

*1 week later after it arrives*

Can I buy it off of you.
(Dec. 05, 2010  11:07 PM)HEAVYARMS Wrote:
(Dec. 03, 2010  3:47 PM)UDC Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  9:39 AM)HEAVYARMS Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  9:27 AM)UDC Wrote: The spoiled kid challanged me with his MF-H Libra GB145 WB 2day. he just copied it off me. and i used it from here, and he doesnt even know what the parts are.
SK: Im going to beat you!
Me: Sigh... ( loads MF Gravity Perseus R145 RF into the stadium)
SK: Im going to win!
GPConfusedMASH ATTACK~
libra goes flying out of the stadium-
SK: o_0
( challenges me 10 more times)
( gets betaten EVERY TIME)
Me: laughs
SK: Ill beat you next time!
( customizes his Libra)
SK: Ill beat you now ( presents.... MF-H Libra 100 D!)
Me:sigh ( facepalms) Go shoot!
GP Pwns him again.
and then he starts staring at me.
Gravity Perseus R145 RF FTW!

You're lying.

Okay, maybe i exaggerated a bit ( around 3 times matches)
All the same, my launch power was more powerful than his. I dont know, it was actually easy. you know, i didnt think i would actually win.

I'm flat out telling you that you're making the whole story up.

If he has a Libra and is using that combo, he is not an amateur. Gravity Perseus is one of my favorite beys, and I'm a fan of that combo and it doesn't have that high of a win rate against Libra no matter "how powerful your launch" is.

You do realize it doesn't take any skill or shooting techniques to win with Libra, right?

Im reallly not lying. even though i dont want to argue, im seriously not.
Actually, he is a very serious amature with a breif knowledge of parts. just today though, he did trade 1 90 and 2 85s for a FB.
He also came up with the combo Earth Bull 145 WD and MF Pegasis 145 RF by himself, so he would count as a " moving out of the noobs" noob.
Newb: Hey you know the pretzelcoat thingy? (quetzalcoatl)
Me: Yeah...
Newb: I traded mine for a might launcher!
Me: A what?
Newb: the one with the cord with teeth!
Me: You traded a Quetzalcoatl for a Light Launcher?! *facepalms*