another one of my viral video noobs all i have to say is: hes an idiot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybmxVdMil1c&feature=fvw

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Me: Hey what new beys did you get?
Kidark L Drago! (shows it to me)
Me: But that's just a Rock Aries without a sticker...
Kid: It's dark and it's strong!!!

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<- Awhsome Sig by BBP9
<- Made by BBP9 :3
Here is BBP9's Sig Shop
My top sig will lead you to CANDY MOUNTAIN (youtube account) [none uploads]
I was FrenchFrieZâ„¢

Burn Pheonix is soo good cuz it has a metal tip and it wont break.

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Thanks to pyro for the sig!

It kinda bothers me when people say BleyBlade...
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I was at Wal-Mart cause my little sister needed to get clothes, so when i got to the beyblade section, there was only rock orso. But there was a whole stack of electronic ones.
Kid: Mommy! I want this one (electronic one)
Mom: Why don't you get rock orso?
Kid: This one is more bigger, the bigger the better and it can make sounds!
Me:

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Burn Pheonix is soo good cuz it has a metal tip and it wont break.

Lol I wonder what happened to his other beys... (If he had others)

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<- Awhsome Sig by BBP9
<- Made by BBP9 :3
Here is BBP9's Sig Shop
My top sig will lead you to CANDY MOUNTAIN (youtube account) [none uploads]
I was FrenchFrieZâ„¢

another one of my viral video noobs all i have to say is: hes an idiot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybmxVdMil1c&feature=fvw

Sad really...well not so sad that we won't wonder why he bothered to weakly launch a dark wolf into a battlestriker stadium and then launch a stardust pegasus. There is obviously no suspense gathering as to which one will win,lol.

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Noob: Hey u got a girly bey.
Me: Ray unicorno is not girly!
Noob: yes it is it has a unicorn on it
Me: well its horn can stab stuff.
Noob: U wanna trade for dark wolf?
^ he was trying to get off topic
Me:* gets in a gundam an does this* http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3453/3719...62e0a8.jpg

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NIGHT IS AWESOME SAUCE.

Spoiler (Click to View)

ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

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but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

click for funny stuff

Kid:hey im getting one of those spinning things that you and your friends play with,can I try one of yours for practice?
me: Sure.
Kid: *Holds Launcher sideways*
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!(the ripcord was in a weird angle,so I thought it would break)
Kid:shooting the spinning thing
Me:its called a beyblade and your gonna break my launcher if you launch like that!
Kid:*Launches*
Me: ........
Kid: oh darn!(the beyblade fell out of the launcer when he pulled the ripcord and it landed in the stadium).
this kid has tried to launch a beyblade many times and the same thing always happens even though Ive told him how to hold it. EPIC FACEPALM x3

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"Welcome to the end of your life, and I promise its going to hurt!"
-Vegeta
Thanks !Night for the Sig its great!

But it is mainly Dark Bull carp :3

i think i know who you are talking about o.O <off topicness
back on topic!
me:storm aquario sucks
noob:no it doesn't noob,itz storm aquario
me: o.O

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"Whenever you think about criticising someone, just know that everyone in this world hasn't had the advantages that you've had."

You all know the bey from the beyblade movie , dark POSIEDON right? we all know that it uses the aquario clear wheel. EVERYONE at school, which were the noobs, thought the name ( posiedon) was made up. and they are ( kind of) right. But still noobs none the less!

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Thanks moss for the sig!

Friend- Thanks for selling me cyber pegasus!
Me- No problem, i just needed the MF
Friend- Ah MFs are useless.
Me- -facedesk-

During a battle...

Friend- I have a new combo!
Me- What is it?
Friend- Cyber Bull 145 WB
Me- trying to copy my MF Earth Bull c145 WB?
Friend- Yea, i dont have earth eagle anymore, i traded it for dark wolf.
Me- *Literally rofls*

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Blah is the Epic-est person here, In my opinion :D

Blah > You. :x

Lol this is like the greatest thread ever

Me: hey when did you get a beyblade, brandon?
Kinda noobish kid: huh? Oh, darkcancer333 gave it to me (shows me the bey-dark wolf-ugh)
Me: (to myself) I can see why he gave It to you...
Him: huh?
Me: oh, nothing.
Him: o want it to have better defense and stamina, but I only want to trade this part(points to track) and this part (points to tip)
Me: umm... Ok... Hmm, I don't have the very best parts for a bey like that but I'll try and trade you some.
Also, you should go to thus website called WBO
Him: ok.
Next day
Him: hey! I went to that wbo place and all that was there was stuff about body odor.
Me: what?? Wait... Wbo... Worldwide Body Odor fits that acronym as well... Ugh.
Him: what?
Me: Go to THIS website: worldbeyblade.org
Him: oh, ok
Later...
Him: i went to that website and found out how to make wolf good in defense and stamina!! You have to change the track to 230 and change the tip to rf!!
Me: ... ... wow ... ... You didn't happen to be reading the worthless combo thread, were you?
Him: it had a 5/5 rating, which means it has to have the best beys!
Me: (runs away as fast as I can while epic facepalming x 13415558696867)

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Thank you Jellyboy for the signature!

Formerly known as Rukasu333 and FlameSagittario333

at a store that sells beyblades:
kid: mom look ! this is storm pegasis! it is very powerful cos it knocked away many beyblades on tv!(probably talking about ginga vs 100 bladers in episode 1)
kids...when will they learn that what they see beyblades do on tv wont happen in real life...

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Blitz Unicorno made unicorns cool for guys

This was at school. I was volunteered by my teacher to supervise the first graders. Some of them brought their beyblades...

Kid 1: Wanna see something cool?
Kid 2: Sure!!
Kid 1: I'm gonna make my new Earth Eagle make its special move, just like Tsubasa!
Kid 2: Really?
Kid 1: Yeah! Watch this!! *rips on the grass, which was mud at the time*
Kid 1: Metal Wing Smas-
*Eagle stops spinning after 5 seconds*
*after 10 more tries...*
Kid 1: Must be broken. I'll get my parents to buy me a new one!! And that one will work, and have special moves!!
Kid 2: Yeah!!
Me:
*after school ended, which is 5 minutes after this*
(everyone except me has already left)
Kid 3: *runs back in* Almost forgot my bag-hey, an Earth Aquila's in the garbage!! *wipes mud off of the tip* I'm gonna take it home to make that Earth Aquario (C145WB) combo!!
Me:

this was said today.
kid: theres a new ultimate beyblade from the USA!
me: what?
kid: i don't know the name but it has all the good points of all the beyblades.
me: mumble: and probably most of the bad points.
kid: and it can beat any beyblade.
me: is it hasbro or tt? those are the only true beyblades. (just waiting for him to stuff up).
kid: hasbro. only one exists and i know who owns it.
me: who?
kid: my cousin.
me: "handslap".

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does handslap=facepalm??
anyway, thats funny lol

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Thank you Jellyboy for the signature!

Formerly known as Rukasu333 and FlameSagittario333

Some kid said that he could turn into a dragon to burn my bey... I mean, come on, you're in the 8th grade! That's preschool stuff!

turn into a dragon to burn your bey o.O

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"Whenever you think about criticising someone, just know that everyone in this world hasn't had the advantages that you've had."

http://www.ultimatebladers.mybbnew.com/index.php


Every single post.

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We are the two in one beyblade champion! We are the Ramen Rider!

http://www.ultimatebladers.mybbnew.com/index.php


Every single post.

TOTALLY ORIGINAL SITE RIGHT THERE

Nothing like this one, nope.

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<--- Thanks to Pyro!

Kid:Which beyblade is the powerfullest
Me:First powerfullest isn't a word and second there isn't one
Kid:.... I think its this one *holds up Flame saggitario*
Me: You are not liste...
Kid:I am going to buy this so I can be the bestest
Meigh

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Credit goes to AABeyblades for my Sig.. Check out his Shop!
http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-AABeybla...c-Graphics

http://www.ultimatebladers.mybbnew.com/index.php


Every single post.

Wow. Wow. Complete epic fail for whoever tried to copy the wbo. I doubt that any of those people know what a metro l drago or a galaxy Pegasus is. Wow.

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Thank you Jellyboy for the signature!

Formerly known as Rukasu333 and FlameSagittario333

The worst is that most of the members who post there also post here, so for some reason they get some totally wrong information while it is abundantly available ...

http://www.ultimatebladers.mybbnew.com/index.php


Every single post.

Wow. Wow. Complete epic fail for whoever tried to copy the wbo. I doubt that any of those people know what a metro l drago or a galaxy Pegasus is. Wow.

Nobody knows what those are. Those don't exist.

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We are the two in one beyblade champion! We are the Ramen Rider!

http://www.ultimatebladers.mybbnew.com/index.php


Every single post.

Wow. Wow. Complete epic fail for whoever tried to copy the wbo. I doubt that any of those people know what a metro l drago or a galaxy Pegasus is. Wow.

Nobody knows what those are. Those don't exist.

uh, yes they do

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http://www.ultimatebladers.mybbnew.com/index.php


Every single post.

Wow. Wow. Complete epic fail for whoever tried to copy the wbo. I doubt that any of those people know what a metro l drago or a galaxy Pegasus is. Wow.

Nobody knows what those are. Those don't exist.

uh, yes they do

You own a Metro L Drago?

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We are the two in one beyblade champion! We are the Ramen Rider!