Funny things beyblade amatuers say

(Nov. 14, 2010  1:13 AM)Night Wrote: Released where? Canada? I don't live there so I wasn't aware, sorry.
I believe all of North America. :J
true story
I was at my cousins for his birthday party and I bought him a stadium and some blades. one of his friends was there and pointed at the track of one of my blades( the track was h145 and said "wow, whatever has that is going to get awesome stamina. me: facewall

another one from the same kid, "wow you have two darks!"
"3-2-1 Let it DRIP!!!!" i hear this all the time.. pity..
(Nov. 13, 2010  9:55 PM)Night Wrote: What's a noob doing with Bukashin Susanoo?
(Nov. 07, 2010  2:38 AM)UDC Wrote: Noobs: GO ALIEN!! ( bakushin susanoo)
Me: WTF you noobs! its called Bakushin Susanoo!
Noobs: NO! its called alien!
Me: Facepalms multiple times

he got the game. multiple people have it at my school, actually.
Noob:"Let's battle! I have a Dark Pegasus H145RF, the best attack combo!"

Me: "Wow..."

Noob:"It will destroy your Earth Bull C145B!"

Me:"Okay..."

Noob:"Three, Two, One, Goooo Rip!"

Me:"Gooo Shoot!"

*"Best attack combo" flies out*

Me:*What a noob combo he has...*

Noob:"Wait! I had a bad launch!"
(Nov. 19, 2010  4:23 PM)SniperOwl Wrote: Noob:"Let's battle! I have a Dark Pegasus H145RF, the best attack combo!"

Me: "Wow..."

Noob:"It will destroy your Earth Bull C145B!"

Me:"Okay..."

Noob:"Three, Two, One, Goooo Rip!"

Me:"Gooo Shoot!"

*"Best attack combo" flies out*

Me:*What a noob combo he has...*

Noob:"Wait! I had a bad launch!"

Heh he never stood a chance against one or the best top tier defense combo known to bladerkind (earth bull C145 SD), lol
The day you can get Earth and Dark to produce recoil together is the same day that Ginga dies.
(Nov. 19, 2010  5:02 PM)Dan Wrote: The day you can get Earth and Dark to produce recoil together is the same day that Ginga dies.

lol, by then there'll be a new Ginga.<off topicness
This is a true story

Me: *Joins tournament*
n00b: *Sees Lightning L-Drago 90RF with me (I planned to switch to MF later on)* L-Drago? That thing's weak!
Me: No it isn't!
n00b:Yes it is!
Me: *FACEPALMS OVER 9000 TIMES*
hah, like the over 9000 part, it suits you!
Me:*Pulls out Gravity Perseus*
mega n00b:That thing's fake!
Me:*Tactical Facepalm*NO IT ISN'T! I BOUGHT THIS FROM JAPAN! AND ALL YOU COULD SAY THAT IT'S FAKE?
I loved that tactical facepalm XD
anyway...
n00b:you have Dark Cancer THAT THING SUCKS
Me:hey I just use it for laughs!(i dont really it accually wins sometimes XD)
n00b: oh,well I could easily beat you with dark wolf!
Me: (i didnt want to be mean to him)cool!Im getting Vulcan Horuseus!
n00b:WAT thats egyptian so its FAKE!
Me:*facepalms multiple times*
How is it fake, because it looks egyptian? Your buddy's kinda y'know... Nooby, slow, weird, pick any word you want...
So the guy i mentioned earlier is too self confident in terms of blading. but i think he has learnt his lesson now that me and the other guy can easily destroy him. anyways....
So, after we challenged the guy, he didnt give us those parts we asked for if we won, which we did.
but then, the next day, he miraculously has them.
Noob: Hey Steven!
Me: Yeah?
Noob: I got Galaxy Pegasus and Ray Unicorno!
Me: What?! Lemme see!
Noob: *Pulls out Storm Pegasus from the Super Vortex set and Flame Leone D125FS*
Me:[Image: DoubleFacePalm.jpg]
Noob: throwing rocks at blades
Me: WTF are u doing!?
Noob: something I saw in this video http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%...EAe65N59w4
Me: finds guy and teaches him a thing or two

Someone said the link doesn't work so here's a new one

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%...EAe65N59w4
(Nov. 24, 2010  6:26 PM)Ra Wrote: Noob: throwing rocks at blades
Me: WTF are u doing!?
Noob: something I saw in this video http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%...EAe65N59w4
Me: finds guy and teaches him a thing or two

Link doesn't work D:
Hmm it works for me I'll repost it
*Spins Pegasus 105RF*

Noob: "Whoah, that's Ginka's special move, how did you steal it!"

me: Dude, it's just circling the stadium. Tired
Kid: My bey storm bull 145Q will beat you!

Me:who me?

Kid:uhhuh

'Pulls out dark wolf..'

"321 let it rip"

'his bey attacks once and falls down'

'kid picks up bey'

Kid stares at beyblade and says: WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY DID YOU DOOO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
(Nov. 24, 2010  6:55 PM)Ra Wrote: Hmm it works for me I'll repost it

...still no. Could you just post the title?
Ok the title is HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BEYBLADE Its 3:13 long and it's mass by 1234jamonte
Friend:Check out my new capricorn!
Me:That sucks carp.
Friend:Then how did it beat my best bey(d wolf h145s)!
Me:Try looking at this...(I show him worldbeyblade.org)
Friend:Aw geez...
(Nov. 24, 2010  9:33 PM)Ra Wrote: Ok the title is HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BEYBLADE Its 3:13 long and it's mass by 1234jamonte

xD That's hilarious!
(Nov. 24, 2010  9:35 PM)ChaosHyper2 Wrote: Friend:Check out my new capricorn!
Me:That sucks carp.
Friend:Then how did it beat my best bey(d wolf h145s)!
Me:Try looking at this...(I show him worldbeyblade.org)
Friend:Aw geez...

well at least he realized his bad choice of bey. Unlike most others.