He puts a rock in abaskey and shoots a flame bull at it. That made my day

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NIGHT IS AWESOME SAUCE.

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ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

.

but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

click for funny stuff

Noob: Hey Steven!
Me: Yeah?
Noob: I got Galaxy Pegasus and Ray Unicorno!
Me: What?! Lemme see!
Noob: *Pulls out Storm Pegasus from the Super Vortex set and Flame Leone D125FS*
Me:[Image: DoubleFacePalm.jpg]

Be nice to morons kids, one might find you. But that is kinda sad.... How do you mix up Flame and Ray? Or is he a noob thinking that you are a noob, and would fall for that?

You will know it's a serious newbie moment when there's 2 star trek dudes doing a double face palm,lol.<sort of off topic

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So a few weeks ago I was prepaing to battle him so I decided to make a MF burn gemios DF145MS and a MF Earth Bull C145WB along w/ my best bey Lightning L-Drago ED145WD.
SO my friend made a Storm Aquario CH120HF/S.Then we decided to do a battle of our best beys so when we were battling it LITERALLY flew across the yard.So when that occured it called for a double epic face palm.

Oh and we didnt find it until 3 days later...

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It come from a place where darkness rules the lands...
It is the savier of the the heavens above...
It as one with fire running through its veins...
This is the power I hold in my hand...

Check out my youtube channel, I'm getting ready to release a barrage of video's (as soon as I can find my sd card and have the time to upload)!!!
Beware it is going to be more than beyblade, maybe.

Be nice to morons kids, one might find you. But that is kinda sad.... How do you mix up Flame and Ray? Or is he a noob thinking that you are a noob, and would fall for that?

If he comes after me with a gun, I'll tell him it's pointing the wrong way.

...assuming he has it pointing at me.

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<--- Thanks to Pyro!

My freind ( quite experienced, NOT a noob)saw a kid with a ray unicorno and a ray gill.
Freind: you have ray unicorno! thats a good thing!
Kid: i dont! i only have a ray gill! i have to get another one if i want to make ray unicorno!
Friend: FACEPALMs, runs to me and then i post this.

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Thanks moss for the sig!

So a few weeks ago I was prepaing to battle him so I decided to make a MF burn gemios DF145MS and a MF Earth Bull C145WB along w/ my best bey Lightning L-Drago ED145WD.
SO my friend made a Storm Aquario CH120HF/S.Then we decided to do a battle of our best beys so when we were battling it LITERALLY flew across the yard.So when that occured it called for a double epic face palm.

Oh and we didnt find it until 3 days later...

Are you trying to point yourself out to be an amateur as well? The event that occurred wasn't "amateurish", but your choice of beyblades were.

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How well did Lightning LDrago ED145WD work out ? ;D

Gah.
I just find it funny when people somehow manage to win tournaments with their epic fail combos.
That really amuses me. ^^

At our last Bey tournament, an uncustomised L drago beat MF Earth Bull GB145WB.

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ok here is mine

my little brother: "i want to get storm capricorn"
me: *shakes head while sighing and facepalming*

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Hey he wants a blade thats good enough...

mine is quite interesting, it really come from amateur teams but:
Team leader: "We be the slashas, the blade shlashas!"
Me: "Hey at least is didnt say "We Bey"

Yeah...kinda a bad one, but then again 7 years ago, it was kinda hard to be macho and non-amateur-ish if you were the only balding team around for 70 miles...

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From now on i am not logging into the WBO, my reasons are my own...

I dont really buy off the internet you know...
Anyways...
(THIS WAS BEFORE I TOLD HIM ANYTHING ABOUT BEYBLADE!)
Friend:
Me:Why are you doing that?
Friend:Your doing pigdbsfjhsdgvgs special move!
Me:What!?
Friend:You know...that chinesy dudes special move.
Me: Oh you mean Pisces.
Friend:Ya pghfjfgfnfus!
Meouble epic facepalm...

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It come from a place where darkness rules the lands...
It is the savier of the the heavens above...
It as one with fire running through its veins...
This is the power I hold in my hand...

Check out my youtube channel, I'm getting ready to release a barrage of video's (as soon as I can find my sd card and have the time to upload)!!!
Beware it is going to be more than beyblade, maybe.

I dont really buy off the internet you know...
Anyways...
(THIS WAS BEFORE I TOLD HIM ANYTHING ABOUT BEYBLADE!)
Friend:
Me:Why are you doing that?
Friend:Your doing pigdbsfjhsdgvgs special move!
Me:What!?
Friend:You know...that chinesy dudes special move.
Me: Oh you mean Pisces.
Friend:Ya pghfjfgfnfus!
Meouble epic facepalm...

"Good luck come my way, Good luck come my way, Good luck come my way!"
SO annoying!

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hasbro= corrupting young bladers minds with lies and crapy parts

At our last Bey tournament, an uncustomised L drago beat MF Earth Bull GB145WB.

I was trying to forget that.

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May I just point out that Australia had more tournaments than any other country?

Because I just did.

Suckit, rest of the world.

Australia is a fraud.

I have very good visual memory, I still remember Valentin's father's credit card number.

Man Chaos Blader, you really suck.

I know this thread is about things amateurs say, but this can speak for itself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LynAtD2Z62k.

=/.

If you look very closely you can see that I commented.........then he called me a noob and blocked me.
therefore I have just created a story(true)

ME:why did you do that to aurora ray unicorno buy a regular one noob!

NOOB:@TheFireWyrm if u dont like it,dont watch it,noob

ME:Me...noob?!?! at least I dont destroy my exclusive beys HOMEBOY!(couldnt post because I was blocked(insert sad face here)CURSE YOU BLOCKING TECHNOLOGY!)

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his loss, I would just leave him to bask in his noobness

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Member of Team Gravity Warriors, Terra Blazer

...how did he destroy it?

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<--- Thanks to Pyro!

he chipped a lot of the paint off, still usable, but nobody with any knowledge of beys would buy it from him if he wanted to sell it

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Member of Team Gravity Warriors, Terra Blazer

...how did he destroy it?

his aurora ray unicorno loooked like a regular one :paint chipped off entirely worn down CS etc.

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...how did he destroy it?

his aurora ray unicorno loooked like a regular one :paint chipped off entirely worn down CS etc.

I feel really stupid to not notice CS...

Anyway: http://www.youtube.com/user/darkfire488

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<--- Thanks to Pyro!

My cousin: Now I can beat you with my Poison Serpent! ( His dad just bought it for him)
Me: Who do you think you can beat?? (One of my beys I let him choose)
My Cousin: hmmmmmmm I'd say that one (Cuztomized Dark Gasher/Cancer)
Me: OK lets start...
My cousin and I: 321 Go Shoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like 1:30 later....
My cousin: Wait lets do that again I wasnt ready come on!!!

I said well ok if you say so...

The "Quit Underestimating it! Kid" Returns!!!
He brings that same sorry combo, just with HF/S instead if RF.
Me: Didn't you learn your lesson before?
Him:I made it better! I'll definitely win!
Me: Do you really... Nevermind, I'll use MF Cyber Pegasis100HF.
Him: Okay, I'll win!
(7 tournaments, and 7 Championships later...)
Me: You're lucky I don't have a Gil yet...
Him: Ha! You only won because I didn't bring my Swamp wheel! It was made only for me! My parents are rich, and my dad owns Hasbro!
Me:... You, my idiot friend are the worst liar in the history of the world... Ryuuga-Style, Ultimate LeftSpin Facepalm Jutsu!

The "Quit Underestimating it! Kid" Returns!!!
He brings that same sorry combo, just with HF/S instead if RF.
Me: Didn't you learn your lesson before?
Him:I made it better! I'll definitely win!
Me: Do you really... Nevermind, I'll use MF Cyber Pegasis100HF.
Him: Okay, I'll win!
(7 tournaments, and 7 Championships later...)
Me: You're lucky I don't have a Gil yet...
Him: Ha! You only won because I didn't bring my Swamp wheel! It was made only for me! My parents are rich, and my dad owns Hasbro!
Me:... You, my idiot friend are the worst liar in the history of the world... Ryuuga-Style, Ultimate LeftSpin Facepalm Jutsu!

Man I remember stuff like thisi n the fourth grade, about hey my dad owns this and that and my parents are wealthy, when your parents arn't and you know theirs arn't becasue the kid go to the same normal or lower income school as you, and not a fancy person school, lol.

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some grade 1: what's the best battleblade?
me: it's beyblade, and i believe it's a ban beyblade.
the grade 1: ok so what store can you buy it at?
me: you can't get it in Australia.
the grade 1: ok, whats the best battleblade you can get here?
me: it's beyblade!! and there really isn't one.
the grade 1: ok well see ya when i get a battleblade. (starts to run off)
me: it's beyblade!!!!!!!

i have met him a few times after that but he still don't say beyblade.

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But really, a "Swamp" wheel? Is he serious? Man...Oh well, I got a T125 off him for a dark wheel. (Takara's)
Man, I love noobs... Anyways he also says that Night Virgo is some weird wheel that supposedly looks like Makendo's AR... Noob.