1. Run into a nearby 7-11, ask for the year, and when they give it run out screaming "IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!"
2. Go to London dressed like Austin Powers and flirt with as many girls as possible. Then at some point pretend to be in pain, turn around as if looking for someone, say "I've lost my mojo!" and start running away.
3. More of a serious goal: write at least one NYT Bestseller. If not, multiple.
4. At a place with hundreds of computers, put a little troll face saying "Problem?" on a piece of paper and place it under the laser of every single mouse so not a single one works. Wait for the frustration and trolling.
5. Another serious goal: Be happy. No matter where that takes me, I want to die with a smile on my face. Plain and simple.
2. Go to London dressed like Austin Powers and flirt with as many girls as possible. Then at some point pretend to be in pain, turn around as if looking for someone, say "I've lost my mojo!" and start running away.
3. More of a serious goal: write at least one NYT Bestseller. If not, multiple.
4. At a place with hundreds of computers, put a little troll face saying "Problem?" on a piece of paper and place it under the laser of every single mouse so not a single one works. Wait for the frustration and trolling.
5. Another serious goal: Be happy. No matter where that takes me, I want to die with a smile on my face. Plain and simple.