What is the most stupid thing you ever said and it can be anything a bad joke. a slip of a lung anything just post, I can't think of my own one I have between 1 and 1000

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1x10 is 40 i was a whiz at math when i was 5

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9/18/11 Better Than School
10/16/11 The Dual Duel
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2/25/12 Leap Year Lashing
3/25/12 Cherry Blossom Combat 3rd Place
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5/26/12 Five Fist BeyDay 1st Place
7/22/12 The Triple Threat
8/12/12 The Lazy Hazy Swayz Beys of Summer
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10/21/12 October Achtung 4th Place
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3/30/14 GBT2: Maryland Qualifier

My dad was showing me some of his old glasses for me to try on so i tried on one pair and looked in the mirror and said "Urrgghh these are horrible". Then i tried on THE SAME pair and said "Wow these are great!".

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I got one off the dumb thing that I said. I was day dreaming about the wizard of oz then my friend said do you want to play one hand then I said there no place like home, that was so random LOL.

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Once when my friend yelled at me(he was probably irritated as I was in my own dream world), I suddenly stood up, and said- Aye Aye Captain! The ship was successfully rescued!

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That happen to my friend one time but he said we have successfully invaded the ss honey

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One time i was dreaming about being link and I woke up and screamed. " I'll Get u Gannan"

My friends were once playing a game, i cant remember as it was a while back, i was sitting in the corner thinking, about beyblade. Then to start the game one of my friends said 3, 2, 1 and i just randomly shouted "LET IT RIP", i wasnt even thinknig properly.

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I was in my social studies class when there were few people and the teacher was out. I felt random so I yelled... EVERYBODY DANCE NOW EH EH EH EH EH then.. UTZ UTZ UTZ UTZ UTZ(some wierd sound I heard on this commercial with you throat)

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i was having a race with my friend i said 3...2....1....GO SHOOT i ran hes still back there looking at me like WTF LOOOL

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my cousin was getting beat up and up and pushed the guys away and told them to go f themselves...i got to spend the night at the hospital for a day

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My friends were once playing a game, i cant remember as it was a while back, i was sitting in the corner thinking, about beyblade. Then to start the game one of my friends said 3, 2, 1 and i just randomly shouted "LET IT RIP", i wasnt even thinknig properly.

I do that alot

The title of this thread is one example, Ultimate Zero.

Mine is similar to Anubis132, only I dreamed I was battling Vader, then fell off the cloud we were battling on back into my own body. I woke up and yelled "AHHH, DAMN CLOUD!"

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mines i like saint i said 3.2.1 let it rip and i darted off .My cousion just stood there looking like....wats wrong with you retard

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0-0 poor shotz also now now its not good to curse at people who are beating people up that obviously means there working for konata and konata rules the world with her kitty face :3

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Well can u jack my swag :P

Haha. I was about to say the same thing about the title. XD.

Um I have so many I can't remember next time I say one I'll let you guys know.

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When I was a complete newbie in Beyblade , I said ''Lightning L-Drago is the best Bey'' , then my friend replied ''No , Pegasus is'' , I was then randomly thinking about something and said ''I want to eat burgers , Burgers are the best '' , ha !

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Visual ftw !

Have you realise that most of these are when people are not thinking at the time?

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That's when the majority of people start saying stupid/dumb random things. when they zoned out really.

Dumbest thing I've ever said... was calling my school teacher 'mum' accidently. XD
I don't think HE actually heard me say it though.

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That's when the majority of people start saying stupid/dumb random things. when they zoned out really.

Dumbest thing I've ever said... was calling my school teacher 'mum' accidently. XD
I don't think HE actually heard me say it though.

I think thats the most common in the world.

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Thought of another one

Me: I'm going to a beyblade tournament this weekend.
Friend:cool. What beyblade are you using?
Me:Cancer
FriendThumbs up)
Three seconds later.....

Me:Caaaaatttdaaaaadddy!

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when i said that dark wolf could be good lol and that there should be a top tier balance type

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420 bucket!

Ok I got another one

I went up to an icecream truck and this just slipt clean out of my mouth, well it had a icecrem song playing and there was a big icecream on the side whih I was standing on and I said "Do you have iceceram?" the iceceream man looked at me like this and I dont blame him.

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i have said too many profoundly stupid things to even bother sharing

and by that i mean i can't remember any right now

i was thinking about family guy at school and in class the teacher asked what the word is on the board so i randomly said bird bird bird, bird is the word, babab bird bird bird, bird is the word! i got dettention

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Well, one time I was called on in History to read the Gettysburg Address, and I was thinking about Fred Fredburger from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. If you don't know who Fred Fredburger is, click here.

Anyway, the teacher called on me, and I said, "Four score and seven years ago, our fathers founded NACHOS AND FROZEN YOGURT!"

The class cracked up, and luckily I didn't get in trouble, but I felt stupid.

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