Newb: Hey you know the pretzelcoat thingy? (quetzalcoatl)
Me: Yeah...
Newb: I traded mine for a might launcher!
Me: A what?
Newb: the one with the cord with teeth!
Me: You traded a Quetzalcoatl for a Light Launcher?! *facepalms*

Failure of epic proportion

Newb: Hey you know the pretzelcoat thingy? (quetzalcoatl)
Me: Yeah...
Newb: I traded mine for a might launcher!
Me: A what?
Newb: the one with the cord with teeth!
Me: You traded a Quetzalcoatl for a Light Launcher?! *facepalms*

Liar :"(

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Mega Blocks are the Moron's Lego

this kinda made me look like a noob, but the statement was true.

me at bey inferno: "l-drago's stamina wins again!"
someone else: "you don't hear that everyday."

i was using a spin stealer combo involving lightning l-drago.

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Somebody at Bey Inferno:
Me: Make Earth Gasher CH120WB!
Him: No, the Ellasrocpius (Elscolpio) tip is the best.
Me: How?
Him *Shrugs*
Me: Don't be a n00b...
Him: You're a n00b!
Me: Shut up.
Him: No! You suck becasue you like Unacicornuso (Unicorno)!
Me: O.o, what?

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

Newb: Hey you know the pretzelcoat thingy? (quetzalcoatl)
Me: Yeah...
Newb: I traded mine for a might launcher!
Me: A what?
Newb: the one with the cord with teeth!
Me: You traded a Quetzalcoatl for a Light Launcher?! *facepalms*

Liar :"(

Moss, I wasn't serious. Joking, you know?

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Apparently my signature was too large and something about rules. Don't suffer the same fate I did. Read the rules.

Wow, happy birthday Chaos bladder. How was the party?

If you have any friends, bring them along and they can join the burning bladders.

Lol. Bladders

Obviously this topic should contain things that Beyblade amateurs really said ... It is easy to put words in their mouth.

These are all of my n00b moments that happened to me when I was very new the Beyblade. These are the top five.

5:
Me: *Looks at Storm Pegasus recolered with yellow on its Clear Wheel* Thats a Lightning Pegasus.
Friend: Huh?
(Thats the same thing I did when I was looking at my friend's Rock Leone recoulored, I called it Energy Leone).
4:
Me: Lightning L-Drago is the Forbidden Bey so its not allowed in tournaments.
3:
Me: If you use Dark in any you combos it will beat everyones Beyblade, trust me!
2:
RF sucks so bad like a Lemon for an attack type. (Seriously, that was an epic fail) (We were using a PTW, thats why I said that).
1:
Since the best Beyblade is very strong I think you have to pay 35 Euro extra.

When I first visited the WBO I seriously got pwned. XD

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4 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!! NOW STOP BEING SUCH A BOSSY McWATERMELON,ALL YOU!!!!!!!!! ITS A GOOD COMBO! TRY IT OUT!!!! WHY DONCHA JUST SHUT THE F..........ront door. its wide open. =/

This happened two minutes ago. My friend, who is unforunately a noob, said "I made Lightning Pegasis 100 RF and It's a beast Stamina type!" Yeah, it's sad.

Me: *Pulls out Digital Power Launcher L-Drago ver and my fave combo, Gravity Perseus R145RF*
n00b: WOW WOW WOW WHERE DID U GET THAT LAUNCHER!!! OMG! I WANT ONE !1!111
Me: From a local store...

Later on the same noob said:

n00b: OMG OMG WHERE DID U GET GRAVITY PERSEUS???????????
Me: It's from Japan.

This is true.

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This happened two minutes ago. My friend, who is unforunately a noob, said "I made Lightning Pegasis 100 RF and It's a beast Stamina type!" Yeah, it's sad.

Lightning 0.o isn't that for Lightning L-Drago? And a stamina type with rf? Unheard of.

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

you can put most right spin clear wheels on lightning but it only just works on a right spin launcher and there is alot of recoil. but stamina on rf, that would be one strange or distorted rf.

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My n00bish cousin is back.

NC: Do u know why L-Drago is weak?
Me:It isnt.
NC: Because ur the one using it! ahaha!
Me: Facepalms 9999999999999999999999999999999999 times

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My Youtube Channel
Credit goes to bladeruler for the avi and sig.
Pokemon White Friend Code : 3568 2442 4668
Name : Delta

n00b: i am the master snipering beyblades!
Me: try to sniper this! *pulls out MF pegasis 145RF*
N00b: FOCUS!!!!
me thinking: LOL
n00b: go!
What? I failed!

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I'm Batman.

My n00bish cousin is back.

NC: Do u know why L-Drago is weak?
Me:It isnt.
NC: Because ur the one using it! ahaha!
Me: Facepalms 9999999999999999999999999999999999 times

NOTE: I had to reply to this and this is not real.

Person 1: How many times did he facepalm?!
Person 2: *Grabs out Quetzacoatal*. Over Nine Thousand! *Tries to break Quetzacoatal with hands but fails* Huh I'm pooped.

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4 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!! NOW STOP BEING SUCH A BOSSY McWATERMELON,ALL YOU!!!!!!!!! ITS A GOOD COMBO! TRY IT OUT!!!! WHY DONCHA JUST SHUT THE F..........ront door. its wide open. =/

NOTE: I had to reply to this and this is not real.

Person 1: How many times did he facepalm?!
Person 2: *Grabs out Quetzacoatal*. Over Nine Thousand! *Tries to break Quetzacoatal with hands but fails* Huh I'm pooped.

I LOL'd on this. Very Funny.

Well there's some amateur kid I met in school a while ago.

Me:*Sees them beybattle* Ill help you there dude. Trust me, I'm an expert.
AK:IM AN EXPERT TOO!!!!!
Me: A real expert uses top-tier combos. You are just using Poison Serpent.
AK:I DONT NEED UR ADVICE! IM A BETTER BLADER THAN YOU!
Me: I'm posting what you said on the "Funny things Beyblade amateurs say" topic on worldbeyblade.org!

He was like Grade 1 or 2 while I was Grade 6.

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My Youtube Channel
Credit goes to bladeruler for the avi and sig.
Pokemon White Friend Code : 3568 2442 4668
Name : Delta

Random kid: yeh hi, i need you to mail me your storm pegasis and a metal face for free"

Me: ^&#@&$@$!^&$(!^&$*( kids these days...

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Defence type Blader, DEFENCE HOORA!!!

NOTE: I had to reply to this and this is not real.

Person 1: How many times did he facepalm?!
Person 2: *Grabs out Quetzacoatal*. Over Nine Thousand! *Tries to break Quetzacoatal with hands but fails* Huh I'm pooped.

I LOL'd on this. Very Funny.

Well there's some amateur kid I met in school a while ago.

Me:*Sees them beybattle* Ill help you there dude. Trust me, I'm an expert.
AK:IM AN EXPERT TOO!!!!!
Me: A real expert uses top-tier combos. You are just using Poison Serpent.
AK:I DONT NEED UR ADVICE! IM A BETTER BLADER THAN YOU!
Me: I'm posting what you said on the "Funny things Beyblade amateurs say" topic on worldbeyblade.org!

He was like Grade 1 or 2 while I was Grade 6.

XD the bold letters were funny!

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4 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!! NOW STOP BEING SUCH A BOSSY McWATERMELON,ALL YOU!!!!!!!!! ITS A GOOD COMBO! TRY IT OUT!!!! WHY DONCHA JUST SHUT THE F..........ront door. its wide open. =/

I was the amateur here. This was months ago.

Classmate: Don't buy Dark Wolf. It's weak.
Me: Well actually it's pretty good.
Classmate: Seriously. That's a bad bey.

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My Youtube Channel
Credit goes to bladeruler for the avi and sig.
Pokemon White Friend Code : 3568 2442 4668
Name : Delta

http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Are-Taka...lades-real

I have no comment.

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http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Are-Taka...lades-real

I have no comment.

XD I was like "WTH" when I first saw that.

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4 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!! NOW STOP BEING SUCH A BOSSY McWATERMELON,ALL YOU!!!!!!!!! ITS A GOOD COMBO! TRY IT OUT!!!! WHY DONCHA JUST SHUT THE F..........ront door. its wide open. =/

http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Are-Taka...lades-real

I have no comment.

LOL

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Are-Taka...lades-real

I have no comment.

he doesnt have the right to be on the wbo....

EDIT:dark wolf noobs

"Dark is like the heaviest wheel on earth"

"dark wolf is good so suck it noob"(man i want to punch that guy)

This first grader that i know thinks he can beat my Earth Aquario DF145 WD with a Dark Wolf M145 Q.........

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I could do this all day!

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This thread about beyblade amatuers not WBO amatuers

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No, you are not "righting" properly.

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

No flame claw will help battling meteo l drago cuz when meteo l drago attacks it will steal spin but if u have flame claw u can attack under

Man, I hate Hasbro.

Then stop buying their products and pretend you had never heard of beyblade.

ok im seriously dumb

We can't help you with that problem.

When there's something bad going on in the WBO, who you gonna call?



Kai-V!

Also, Attack beys are not supposed to have good attack.

Me Collection

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Storm Pegasis 105RF x4
Rock Aquario 125SF
Flame Bull 100F
Lightning L-drago 100HF x2
Earth Aquila 145WD
Burn Phoenix 135MS
Dark Wolf DF145FS x3
Pegasis 145D
Galaxy Pegasis W105R2F x2
Burn Unicorno SW145JB
Rock Leone 145WB
Clay Leone D125FS
Meteo CW x3
L-Drago MW x2
85,DF105, L105,105
XF,LRF,RF,

This thread about beyblade amatuers not WBO amatuers

I guess this isn't the World Beyblade Organization then.

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