Funny things beyblade amatuers say

(Dec. 02, 2010  5:03 AM)HEAVYARMS Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  4:33 AM)Rukasu333 Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  3:08 AM)HEAVYARMS Wrote: http://www.ultimatebladers.mybbnew.com/index.php


Every single post.

Wow. Wow. Complete epic fail for whoever tried to copy the wbo. I doubt that any of those people know what a metro l drago or a galaxy Pegasus is. Wow.

Nobody knows what those are. Those don't exist.

Umm, ya they do they are second season beys that havnt been released to the USA yet. Some other second season beys are ray unicorno and gravity Perseus and flame byxis.
Back on topic, now, plz!
Meteo L Drago, Galaxy Pegasis.

Get learned.
Omg I'm so sorry that I pressed the wrong key. Look at ur keyboard. U is right next to I. Easy mistake. R is right next to e. Easy mistake.
BACK ON TOPIC NoW!!

Noob: look! I'm gonna launch my blayerblade!!
(heS holding it upside down)
Me: what? First, it's BEYBLADE not blayerblade!! Also, ur holding the launcher upside down, it's not gonna work.
Him: NO!!! I'm holding it like captain Capri from the show!! His launches work an they look cool!
Me: wow. Really? Ok, you go ahead. But don't come crying to me when you do and epic fail.
Another:

Walking home I see a kid with a beyblade and launcher blading with his friends:
Him: 321--
Me: STOp!!! What are you doing??
(he's trying to launch his bey by holding onto the beyblade with the launcher upside down and pulling the ripcord the wrong way)
Him: I'm launching my bey
Me: who told you to do it that way?
Him: myself. It looks cool.
Me: *runs away and facepalms a ton of times*
The spoiled kid challanged me with his MF-H Libra GB145 WB 2day. he just copied it off me. and i used it from here, and he doesnt even know what the parts are.
SK: Im going to beat you!
Me: Sigh... ( loads MF Gravity Perseus R145 RF into the stadium)
SK: Im going to win!
GPConfusedMASH ATTACK~
libra goes flying out of the stadium-
SK: o_0
( challenges me 10 more times)
( gets betaten EVERY TIME)
Me: laughs
SK: Ill beat you next time!
( customizes his Libra)
SK: Ill beat you now ( presents.... MF-H Libra 100 D!)
Me:sigh ( facepalms) Go shoot!
GP Pwns him again.
and then he starts staring at me.
Gravity Perseus R145 RF FTW!
(Dec. 02, 2010  9:27 AM)UDC Wrote: The spoiled kid challanged me with his MF-H Libra GB145 WB 2day. he just copied it off me. and i used it from here, and he doesnt even know what the parts are.
SK: Im going to beat you!
Me: Sigh... ( loads MF Gravity Perseus R145 RF into the stadium)
SK: Im going to win!
GPConfusedMASH ATTACK~
libra goes flying out of the stadium-
SK: o_0
( challenges me 10 more times)
( gets betaten EVERY TIME)
Me: laughs
SK: Ill beat you next time!
( customizes his Libra)
SK: Ill beat you now ( presents.... MF-H Libra 100 D!)
Me:sigh ( facepalms) Go shoot!
GP Pwns him again.
and then he starts staring at me.
Gravity Perseus R145 RF FTW!

You're lying.
:NOTE:
All of the following conversations have happened in real life.
Friend: I know a beyblade that you don't!
Me: What is it, then?
Friend: Let's play hangman!
6 letters later.....
Me: Cyber Pegasis?
Friend: It's Flame Cyber!
Me: No, it's Cyber Pegasis.
Friend: No, my friend said it's Flame Cyber!
Me: *facepalm*
Another time:
Me: Earth Aquila is a defense type.
Friend 1: No, it's balance!
Me: It's defense.
Friend 2: No, it's both! The flat part of the bottom is defense and the sharp part is balance!
Me and Friend 1: *looks at friend 2*
And one last time:
Friend: That Burn Bull thing you suggested was horrible!
Me: Where did you test it?
Friend: On hard cement!
Me: *superfacepalm*
Well it's labelled as a Balance, and uncustomised it lends itself towards stamina, so. He kind of has you there.
After I lost in my tournament

n00b cousin:What did you use?
Me:MF Lightning L-Drago 90WF (I personally prefer WF than RF). Why?
n00b cousin:L-Drago? Tha'ts weak! That's very weak! Its one of the weakest beyblades! Hahaha!
Me:*Facepalm*

I'm saddened how attack types are underestimated here in the Philippines. Only a few dared to use attack types.
(Dec. 02, 2010  9:27 AM)UDC Wrote: The spoiled kid challanged me with his MF-H Libra GB145 WB 2day. he just copied it off me. and i used it from here, and he doesnt even know what the parts are.
SK: Im going to beat you!
Me: Sigh... ( loads MF Gravity Perseus R145 RF into the stadium)
SK: Im going to win!
GPConfusedMASH ATTACK~
libra goes flying out of the stadium-
SK: o_0
( challenges me 10 more times)
( gets betaten EVERY TIME)
Me: laughs
SK: Ill beat you next time!
( customizes his Libra)
SK: Ill beat you now ( presents.... MF-H Libra 100 D!)
Me:sigh ( facepalms) Go shoot!
GP Pwns him again.
and then he starts staring at me.
Gravity Perseus R145 RF FTW!

Libra > all
So my friends came over on saturday to blade so i showed them my pieces

Friend- OMG what is that*pointing to a dark piece that i lit on fire and then sprayed with red paint(no lie, i can show a pic)*
Me- A special edition dark piece
Friend- It must be better than the regular, i'll give you anything for that?
Friend #2- Looks kinda crappy
Friend- You're just jealous
Me- I'll give it to you for 10 dollars
Friend and me- *trade dark piece for 10 dollars*
Friend- Ill be unbeatable now
Me- *tries not to laugh*
Friend #2- *faceslaps and shakes his head in disappiontment*
I would be like friend #2 only i would tell friend #1 he's being conned out of $10.<off topic
that dude failed at beleaving that that was a sp edition dark lol
wait, how did you make a dark wheel catch on fire?
(Dec. 02, 2010  5:25 AM)Rukasu333 Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  5:03 AM)HEAVYARMS Wrote: [quote='Rukasu333' pid='441664' dateline='1291260796']
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http://www.ultimatebladers.mybbnew.com/index.php


Every single post.

Wow. Wow. Complete epic fail for whoever tried to copy the wbo. I doubt that any of those people know what a metro l drago or a galaxy Pegasus is. Wow.

OI you guys! i go on that website and i'm an admin! i know what a meteo l drago is and what galaxy pegasis is! i even know of rarer beys, like dark poseidon 145WD, it's not a copy of WBO, in fact there are things on there that are different! you can't insult something if you dont know about it! you might like it!
I've read it, and agree with HEAVYARMS
^ hey! i spent time trying to make it different... it's hard when the WBO is so great, and many people on here like Rayjoker and i think XDbeyblade go on it and are admins too! you're insulting us now! it's hard when we have less members than WBO...
I don't get why you make another forum when we already have the WBO.
I mean, if it was a Beyblade forum for a specific region it'd be more appropriate, otherwise it's pretty much pointless. Most people will probably go here as it's more popular anyway.
well actually, apparently it was opened around the same time, but this wasn't seen as much as WBO because there were originally more people here... anyway it's not meant to rival worldbeyblade.org, its just because someone wanted there own website i guess, or got banned from here... anyway more people do go here, but quite alot of people on there are from here... we dont mean to rival you guys, there are other sites like this though, alot of people make them, but just for fun...
(Dec. 03, 2010  1:32 PM)Nwolf Wrote: or got banned from here...

Hah I don't see how you find what I said insulting when you openly admit this.
what? i didn't get banned? no-one i know has, but one probably did... anyway, people can like both, so... like rayjoker is higher than an admin... so is XDbeyblade...
Guys let's not turn a funny thread into some fighting place because then this thread could be closed, and I know I don't want that to happen.
Can we just forget it and move on?
And I'm really sorry If I offended anybody.
I wasn't trying to be mean.0_0
(Dec. 02, 2010  9:39 AM)HEAVYARMS Wrote:
(Dec. 02, 2010  9:27 AM)UDC Wrote: The spoiled kid challanged me with his MF-H Libra GB145 WB 2day. he just copied it off me. and i used it from here, and he doesnt even know what the parts are.
SK: Im going to beat you!
Me: Sigh... ( loads MF Gravity Perseus R145 RF into the stadium)
SK: Im going to win!
GPConfusedMASH ATTACK~
libra goes flying out of the stadium-
SK: o_0
( challenges me 10 more times)
( gets betaten EVERY TIME)
Me: laughs
SK: Ill beat you next time!
( customizes his Libra)
SK: Ill beat you now ( presents.... MF-H Libra 100 D!)
Me:sigh ( facepalms) Go shoot!
GP Pwns him again.
and then he starts staring at me.
Gravity Perseus R145 RF FTW!

You're lying.

Okay, maybe i exaggerated a bit ( around 3 times matches)
All the same, my launch power was more powerful than his. I dont know, it was actually easy. you know, i didnt think i would actually win.
(Dec. 03, 2010  2:32 PM)Rukasu333 Wrote: Guys let's not turn a funny thread into some fighting place because then this thread could be closed, and I know I don't want that to happen.
Can we just forget it and move on?
And I'm really sorry If I offended anybody.
I wasn't trying to be mean.0_0
agreed. this thread is only meant for things that we can all laugh about.
Anyways, from now on, the events posted here will have to be REAL. Thank You.
^ x2 i accept your apology and must myself say i'm sorry, i shouldn't have become so angry, and people can have their own opinions...
I agree; I'm tired of seeing this:

n00b: o u hav drk woolf i trad u 4 carp peresus
me; yayz sure facepalm lol wt a nub


Noobs wouldn't even know what those are, and if they saw it they'd be all "OH MAH GAWSH WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!" So yes, for now only real stories.
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