Funny things beyblade amatuers say

(Nov. 07, 2010  2:38 AM)UDC Wrote: Noobs: GO ALIEN!! ( bakushin susanoo)
Me: WTF you noobs! its called Bakushin Susanoo!
Noobs: NO! its called alien!
Me: Facepalms multiple times

Hahah.

This one is seriously real.

Me: Look.
Bro: Who's bottom is that!?
Me: That's Aries' clear wheel.
Bro: Oh.
Me: How the heck did you get a bottom and a clear wheel mixed up?
Bro: Uh... I don't know.
Me: I'm gonna test my new ones out.
Bro: Yeah! I know, Rock Aries Vs Dark Frog!
Me: What the hell is Dark Frog?
Bro: The blue one with the smiley face.
Me: You mean Storm Aquario? That's not a smiley face.
Bro: Dark frog will beat Rock Aries.
Me: Why, name, why?
Bro: Put Dark Frog in Attack mode so it can bash Aries!
Me: Ultimate FacePalm of Epicness
Other Bro: You got Rock Dinosaur!?
Me Pulls out gun

That's my five year-old brothers that have listening problems!
(Nov. 10, 2010  10:01 PM)Jacksonian Wrote:
(Nov. 10, 2010  3:03 PM)Burn Leone Wrote: Lil Bro: "Whats the point in customizeing beys? I like my Dark Wolf and Flame Bull the way they are."
Me: Why not combine them and make a actually good bey to some sort of extent."
Lil Bro: "Cause their already strong enough as is"
*saying this after he had JUST like five seconds ago lost to a Counter Leone*

WARNING OFF TOPIC> If you can get him to blade against somone else who is barely better than him he may understand then.

good point i will try to find someone haha.. or maybe i could just make my 8 year old neighbor battle him whos ok at it
This kid was seriously dumb.

So some kid game me his L-Drago for free because it kinda sucks without some part interchanges

Noob: *sees my L-Drago* OMGOMGOMG L-DRIGGER?!
Me: It's called L-Drago!
Noob: Whatever! Hey! I'll trade this werid thing for it! *He showed me his grav perseus AND his RL String launcher*
Me: DEAL.
Noob:*runs off saying something about how much Better L-Drago is than Gravity Perseus*
Me: Hahaha. What a nub.
(Nov. 11, 2010  9:19 PM)重力ペルセウス Wrote: This kid was seriously dumb.

So some kid game me his L-Drago for free because it kinda sucks without some part interchanges

Noob: *sees my L-Drago* OMGOMGOMG L-DRIGGER?!
Me: It's called L-Drago!
Noob: Whatever! Hey! I'll trade this werid thing for it! *He showed me his grav perseus AND his RL String launcher*
Me: DEAL.
Noob:*runs off saying something about how much Better L-Drago is than Gravity Perseus*
Me: Hahaha. What a nub.

I don't get how noobs acquire such expensive Beys and trade them for something they could have got for $8. I'm surprised he didn't say Perseus was fake.
ok this was a friend of mine
Friend:hey,why do you think hasbro stadiums suck?they even made beyblade!
Me:357752461658618529 facepalms
Friend:..
Me:Hasbro didnt make beyblade Takara Tomy did!
Friend:NO!TAKARA TOMY IS FAKE!
Me:how?!
Friend: I dont know.

heres another one.
Friend:I traded my Dark Wolf for Lightning L-Drago!
MeGrinUDE TRADE BACK THATS A BAD TRADE!
Friend:Why?
Me:because its a rip off,Dark Wolf sucks,wh'd you make him do it!?
Friend:well I think L-drago looks cool,plus Dark Wolf is the best Beyblade so its not a bad trade.
Me: ................... @)-(@
Kid: OMG It's a leone with a pegasis clear wheel!
Me: Dude, if it has a pegasis clear wheel, its called pegasis.
Kid: No its not!
Me: How much do you want to bet?
Kid: 50 bucks!
Me: Deal (shakes hand, goes on WBO)
Kid: Dang it!
Me: Well, give me 50 bucks!
Kid: We didn't shake on it!
Me: Really? We shook hands, like, 5 lines ago!
Kid: STALKER (runs)
Me: Wow.... (lays down in grass, and posts on the "Funny things beyblade amatuers say" thread)
(Nov. 12, 2010  9:44 PM)earthleone234 Wrote: Kid: OMG It's a leone with a pegasis clear wheel!
Me: Dude, if it has a pegasis clear wheel, its called pegasis.
Kid: No its not!
Me: How much do you want to bet?
Kid: 50 bucks!
Me: Deal (shakes hand, goes on WBO)
Kid: Dang it!
Me: Well, give me 50 bucks!
Kid: We didn't shake on it!
Me: Really? We shook hands, like, 5 lines ago!
Kid: STALKER (runs)
Me: Wow.... (lays down in grass, and posts on the "Funny things beyblade amatuers say" thread)

lol
(Sep. 20, 2010  3:43 PM)alexscott12 Wrote: my cousin also identifies beys just with the sticker on the face and doesn't even think that the other parts have anything to do with the name

i used to do that untill my teammates (from TeamMadCat) refused to give me the parts i needed untill i said the names. i still have a really hard time saying them but i was introduced to beyblade 5-6 months ago and i hold 3rd place in my team
Night, you should know that "lol" is not substantial enough to be worthwhile of a post.
(Nov. 13, 2010  2:16 PM)LeoneFlower0204 Wrote: is super vortex stadium made by takara tomy?
Hah :ICEBURN: I swear, if we posted all the things we find even on the board, this thread will be endless.
(Nov. 11, 2010  9:45 PM)ShredderN64 Wrote:
(Nov. 11, 2010  9:19 PM)重力ペルセウス Wrote: This kid was seriously dumb.

So some kid game me his L-Drago for free because it kinda sucks without some part interchanges

Noob: *sees my L-Drago* OMGOMGOMG L-DRIGGER?!
Me: It's called L-Drago!
Noob: Whatever! Hey! I'll trade this werid thing for it! *He showed me his grav perseus AND his RL String launcher*
Me: DEAL.
Noob:*runs off saying something about how much Better L-Drago is than Gravity Perseus*
Me: Hahaha. What a nub.

I don't get how noobs acquire such expensive Beys and trade them for something they could have got for $8. I'm surprised he didn't say Perseus was fake.

Yeah... odd how that works, right? btw, i saw a noob trading a Storm Pegasis for a Dark Wolf...
I'm just guessing that all these conversations/trades never happened. Speechless
Noobs do not acquire rare/expensive beys because they either have no clue, or think TT is fake.
or they get their moms or dads to get them, not knowing how much it costs because they dont bother to go check XE.com or their dad says that he is very rich.
..
Yeah.
That is pretty specific situation, did you do that?
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A real story at After School

Noob: My Exclusive Wolf is unstoppable!
Me: There's no difference between Exclusive or not and that things a Lightning LDrago 100HF
Noob: Wanna bet? I don't understand why you have to be complicated and nerdy!
Noob: *brings out Super Vortex Stadium*
Me: *pulls out Dark Cancer 105FS just for fun*
Me: *knocks out Lightning LDrago 100HF over the wall!*
Noob:That isn't fair!
Me:How?
Other Noob: It jumped out by itself!
Noob:Yeah! Its powers didn't think you were good enough!
Me:*rips out hair*
(Nov. 13, 2010  3:17 PM)momiji manju Wrote: I swear, if we posted all the things we find even on the board, this thread will be endless.

I love that idea.
(Nov. 13, 2010  7:22 PM)ShredderN64 Wrote:
(Nov. 13, 2010  3:17 PM)momiji manju Wrote: I swear, if we posted all the things we find even on the board, this thread will be endless.

I love that idea.

sounds fun and random at the same time.<off topic
(Nov. 13, 2010  4:33 PM)Dan Wrote: I'm just guessing that all these conversations/trades never happened. Speechless
Noobs do not acquire rare/expensive beys because they either have no clue, or think TT is fake.
Plus even people from this board are not allowed to buy online and their parents would not want to do it either, so it is indeed odd ...
(Oct. 02, 2010  8:06 AM)kingsnackboy Wrote: noob: wanna beyblade!!
me:sure...
*i pull out LDrago 100HF
noob: you cant use that its the "FORBIDDEN BEY"


i could even look him in the eye! lmfao!! Smile

lol then why did they make it Tongue_out_wink
Nothing, they don't have one.
UNLESS -omgzz off-chance- they bought the DS game.
It was released here. Speechless Think man!!
(Nov. 14, 2010  12:55 AM)Dan Wrote: Nothing, they don't have one.
UNLESS -omgzz off-chance- they bought the DS game.
It was released here. Speechless Think man!!

Released where? Canada? I don't live there so I wasn't aware, sorry.
This Actually Happened.

Classmate: Can I have your Galaxy Pegasis from Japan?
Me:Why:
Classmate: Because I'm your friend.
Me:*Facepalms*

Another One in a hotel in Japan (Translated to English,Originally spoken in Filipino)

Cousin:Let's Use this steel top of this lamp as a bey stadium!
Me:*Facepalm*Ugh. That would suck. First. There is a hole in the center which traps the Bey in the center. And even worse,the hotel management will get mad at us.
I think you guys might've heard this before...but...

I was watching two of my friends beybattling when we went to a park.

N00b friend: Hah! My Dark Wolf (not customized) will beat your Bull easy!! Eee (it was Earth Bull GB145 WB)
Smart Friend: Are you kidding? Tired ...let's just battle.

*after 5 matches, Bull winning every one*

Smart Friend: Well?
N00b friend: I still win!! Pinching_eyes
Smart Friend: Wait-What? Why? I beat you in every match! Angry
N00b friend: Well, it doesn't matter! You just got lucky! Tongue_out
Smart Friend: Okay then, let's have a few more matches.

*10 matches later, Bull won 8 times, and Wolf won 2*

N00b friend: Well, it still doesn't matter!! Dark Wolf is cooler!!! So he wins anyways!!! Eee
Me: *facebey* Tired