Noob: Feel the wrath of my Thermal Pisces 100WD!
Me: I'll trade you Dark Gemios 105S for it!
Noob: 'Kay!
Me: *Runs away before he uses it.*



*later*

Me: *Pulls out old Mobile Stadium*
Noob: Me and my Flame Pegasis 145HF/S (HF mode) will own you.
Me: Pulls out LL-Drago 100SF (Not top tier, but I've gotten 60% win rates off of Earth Libra GB145B)
Noob: That's!...
Me: Don't say it!
Noob: That thing is weak! It's not worth my time.
Me:... WHAT!? Nevermind let's go!
Both: Let it rip!
Me: *Sends Flame Pegasis over the wall of the stadium.*
Noob: That stadium is fake! Everyone knows only PTW, and Lightning Force are legal!
Me: Would you like to battle in a TT Standard stadium?
Noob: Baraka Coby? What?
Me: Takara Tomy! They invented Beyblade.
Noob: Looks at me with the world's most idiotic face, with his mouth hanging open.
Me: Whatever.
*48 wins later*
Noob: No balance types! That's cheating! You used a Dark Move!
(This actually happened)

NooB:BumpKing is the best bey evah
oth.NOOB:yeah
Me: *stabs self 37 times in the chest*

lamas with hats there. But yeah that's kinda really noobish

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Noob: Feel the wrath of my Thermal Pisces 100WD!
Me: I'll trade you Dark Gemios 105S for it!
Noob: 'Kay!
Me: *Runs away before he uses it.*



*later*

Me: *Pulls out old Mobile Stadium*
Noob: Me and my Flame Pegasis 145HF/S (HF mode) will own you.
Me: Pulls out LL-Drago 100SF (Not top tier, but I've gotten 60% win rates off of Earth Libra GB145B)
Noob: That's!...
Me: Don't say it!
Noob: That thing is weak! It's not worth my time.
Me:... WHAT!? Nevermind let's go!
Both: Let it rip!
Me: *Sends Flame Pegasis over the wall of the stadium.*
Noob: That stadium is fake! Everyone knows only PTW, and Lightning Force are legal!
Me: Would you like to battle in a TT Standard stadium?
Noob: Baraka Coby? What?
Me: Takara Tomy! They invented Beyblade.
Noob: Looks at me with the world's most idiotic face, with his mouth hanging open.
Me: Whatever.
*48 wins later*
Noob: No balance types! That's cheating! You used a Dark Move!
(This actually happened)

Ture stories are the best...but was the before later scenario real?

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Yes.

Classmate:WHY AREN'T DRAGONS COMING OUT OF MY BEYBLADES?

Me(Secretly):ROFLMAO

Uh, everybody just got BeyBlades at my school.
Me: OK, all L-Drago's should battle.
Other kids: OK.
Me and two other kids: Go Shoot!
Another kid: Let it Rip!
Me: Uh...
First BeyBlade goes flying out followed by second.
Me: Hah, die! Wait is that (Third BeyBlade) bouncing? I told you not to buy Q...
Kid: But I'm using HF...
Me: Let me see that..*picks up*
I swear this is true...
The HF is shaped like Q..
Me: What did you do?!
Kid: Played in a (ceramic) bowl, why?
Me: *Facepalm!*

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

Noob1: Hey E**** (censored my name) i got my flame saggetario wanna help me test it out?
Me: Uh..sag.. k, -pulls out my custom painted black pegasis 100 RF-
Noob1: Nice bey!
Me: thanks, wait, im not gonna battle on the ground.
Noob1: Why not? It's perfectly safe!
Me: Go try it.
Noob1- Hya! -shoots sag onto the cement-
Me -facepalm-.. (Try not to lol, try not to lol...)
Noob1:-picks up sag- Hey, it is different! -sadface- (its all jagged and, idk, chipped?)
Noob2: I read online that tips are better when worn down!
Noob1: So mine must own! -epic face-
Me:... -FACEPALM so hard my forehead was kinda pink-
True story.
Edit: I put Libra instead of saggetario a couple of times..

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Blah is the Epic-est person here, In my opinion :D

Blah > You. :x

I didn't laugh, hah.
But didn't he see the plastic was all dead ? D:

Hmmm......
Noob :I got a new beyblade!
Me:It's fake there is no logo on it
Noob : Is not! Look!
Me : (looks inside box is empty) FACEPALM

Noob: my best combo is flame wolf d125 q.
Me. U fail at life mister
Noob: noo itJumps in and out of pockets in the PTW
Me:that's bad.
Noob I bet I can beat u in ur fake clear stadium
Me:*pwns him*
Noob:ah I wasn't using a good combo I bet if I used my bump king I culd beat u

Me:

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NIGHT IS AWESOME SAUCE.

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ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

.

but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

click for funny stuff

some little noob kids at my school were launching their beys on the brick walls and cement and don't even get me started of what happened to a kids storm pegasis. I don't know why they think a kid is gonna go like "GO PEGASIS" and a tornado is gonna just pop up like the anime

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What if muffins are masculine cupcakes.

other guy: dark wolf is the best bey ever!!!
me: ...

NO HE ISNT HE IS HORRID

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I THINK THE COOLEST DEFENSE TYPE IS LEON

hmm...
So we challanged this little kid @ school with another kid ( the kid is the rich kid i mentioned earlier)
So me and another person who is on the WBO PWNED HIM
NOOB AND FRIEND: We are going to pwn you! we are the best bladers!
Me: Yeah right. Pulls out MF-H Libra GB145 WB
Friend: Hmph. Pulls out Divine Chimera TR145 FB ( yes, 3 people in my school have vulcan horuseus, one has mercury anuibis, and 3 have divine chimera.)
WE WIN 3 BATTLES AGASInt their beys.
it was 3 matches anyways.

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Thanks moss for the sig!

You've probably heard this before.
Me: Go Shoot!
Him: Let it Rip!
Me: It is G-O S-H-O-O-T!
Him: But on the ad it said Let it Rip!?
Me: *Cracks up* I am so posting this. *Goes on computer* *Posts*
THE END

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

Whats so funny about someone saying Let It Rip?

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May I just point out that Australia had more tournaments than any other country?

Because I just did.

Suckit, rest of the world.

Australia is a fraud.

I have very good visual memory, I still remember Valentin's father's credit card number.

Man Chaos Blader, you really suck.

I know right ?
I say Let It Rip.
I don't even get how you can say go shoot when in the anime they use Let It Rip.

Try watching 83 episodes of Go Shoot.

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May I just point out that Australia had more tournaments than any other country?

Because I just did.

Suckit, rest of the world.

Australia is a fraud.

I have very good visual memory, I still remember Valentin's father's credit card number.

Man Chaos Blader, you really suck.

^Off topic^
I found this funny because it fits perfectly into this forum, because he doesn't know what Takara-Tomy is.

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

I know this thread is about things amateurs say, but this can speak for itself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LynAtD2Z62k.

=/.

About the "go shoot", "let it rip" thing, if all you are exposed to is the Hasbro version, of course you will think the normal line is "let it rip". Especially since the commercials, and the anime use it.

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WARNING OFF TOPIC> Wait youtube videos speak for themselves?!?! it's the apocaolypse!!!!

Anyways Let it rip and go shoot are basicly the same.

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I know this thread is about things amateurs say, but this can speak for itself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LynAtD2Z62k.

=/.

How could he do that!?

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May I just point out that Australia had more tournaments than any other country?

Because I just did.

Suckit, rest of the world.

Australia is a fraud.

I have very good visual memory, I still remember Valentin's father's credit card number.

Man Chaos Blader, you really suck.

I know this thread is about things amateurs say, but this can speak for itself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LynAtD2Z62k.

=/.

How could he do that!?

yeah it wasn't very epicish sorry dude. WARNING OFF TOPIC> But what i want to know is how you manage to find that kind of ray unicorno?!?!

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from dimsum2u. i think he has some. also that guy in the video HEAVILY used his aurora version ray wheel...

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Thanks moss for the sig!

Lil Bro: "Whats the point in customizeing beys? I like my Dark Wolf and Flame Bull the way they are."
Me: Why not combine them and make a actually good bey to some sort of extent."
Lil Bro: "Cause their already strong enough as is"
*saying this after he had JUST like five seconds ago lost to a Counter Leone*

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Lil Bro: "Whats the point in customizeing beys? I like my Dark Wolf and Flame Bull the way they are."
Me: Why not combine them and make a actually good bey to some sort of extent."
Lil Bro: "Cause their already strong enough as is"
*saying this after he had JUST like five seconds ago lost to a Counter Leone*

WARNING OFF TOPIC> If you can get him to blade against somone else who is barely better than him he may understand then.

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