Funny things beyblade amatuers say

Clueless Salesman: Ma'am, you should buy this BeyLauncher for your kid. It's easier to launch because it uses a string and it retracts..
ooh i have another one
noob:i chalange you
noob:*pulls out garbage combo*
me:dark wolf could beat that
noob:yeah cuz its the best blade
me:wastes wolf with speg
me:see
Some guy: I'll give you flame wheel for a dark wheel.
Me: Sure!
(I trade him one of my fake wheels from fake cancer)
I come home laughing about how fail that guy is.
There was a few cracks in the wheel too O_O
(Sep. 29, 2010  8:38 PM)ShoMinamimoto Wrote: Some guy: I'll give you flame wheel for a dark wheel.
Me: Sure!
(I trade him one of my fake wheels from fake cancer)
I come home laughing about how fail that guy is.
There was a few cracks in the wheel too O_O
... That just makes you a hypocrite. If he really wanted to exchange Dark for Flame that is fine, but the fact that you gave him a fake and damaged one is bad.
(Sep. 29, 2010  9:31 PM)Kai-V Wrote:
(Sep. 29, 2010  8:38 PM)ShoMinamimoto Wrote: Some guy: I'll give you flame wheel for a dark wheel.
Me: Sure!
(I trade him one of my fake wheels from fake cancer)
I come home laughing about how fail that guy is.
There was a few cracks in the wheel too O_O
... That just makes you a hypocrite. If he really wanted to exchange Dark for Flame that is fine, but the fact that you gave him a fake and damaged one is bad.

That's not what I meant Tongue_out
The one he POINTED at was that one.
He even inspected it...
But yeah, I suck at explaining and all, so I guess ill just leave this open?
arg, just delete my post Pinching_eyes_2
Zetta.
Friend: I checked The WBO and it contains little information about metal fight.
Me: WTF?
(I got my first MFB about a month ago)
Me (a month ago): Wtf is this blue wrench thingy for O_O
Me (now): I'm a failiure :3
(just found out how to use the tool about 2 weeks ago)
My sister: You know that qwtzythingymabob.
Me: Yes.
My sister: I gave it to my friend for a blue wrenchy thingy ( tool)
Me : I have failed you *jumps in front of a bus*
(above) Best trade ever.
(Sep. 30, 2010  8:20 PM)Moss Wrote: My sister: You know that qwtzythingymabob.
Me: Yes.
My sister: I gave it to my friend for a blue wrenchy thingy ( tool)
Me : I have failed you *jumps in front of a bus*

Moss, dont jump in front a bus! Your too funny!
I gave it to my sister for her tenth birthday it was the original silver version.

Who trades a birthday present from a sibling for a wrench O_O
She thought she needed it kids eh.

Me: Check out his site, it's called the WBO.

Narb: I'll check it out tomorrow. I'm customizing my Dark Capricorn M145D with a Quake tip to make it jump and smash the other bey really hard.

Me: .....Ok, but that's not a good combo.

Narb: But I used M145D against Storm Pegasis in the Super Vortex stadium and it won everytime with the Defense tip, so I want to test it with a Quake Tip to smash other beys and make it a thousand times better. It's pure knowledge right there. I know way more than you.

Me: Keep Drea --

Mom: Hey! Let's go! It's midnight already!

Me: Ok. Let's battle tomorrow.

(Next Day)

Me: Here's my bey: MF-H Earth Bull GB145WB

Narb: HAH! I'll PWN you!

Narb gets pwned.
Hey you remember what I said about the quetz......The quetz was fake. I found this out 2 says ago. I went on ebay to find out how much they were and I noticed that it was shaped differently..... WELL BACK TO THE STORY:
I saw that guy again yesterday and said: You know that this isn't fake right?
Guy: WHAT! (He ran over and asked for it back)
ME: Ill sell it to you for 25$. Im being nice because I feel sorry for you.
Guy: DEAL
......Poor guy. I feel kinda sorry taking his 25$.

Plus: He asked, Ill trade you my Dark Wheel for a lighting one.
Wait. He gave you a fake blade, you told him it wasnt fake, and more or less stole his $25?
Me to UDC: These people must start learning beyblade parts. I think someone might think of using quetzalcoatl as a stamina type.

Noob behind me : you know that beyblade? (quetzalcoatl) it's a good stamina type.

Me : WTF?
noob: wanna beyblade!!
me:sure...
*i pull out LDrago 100HF
noob: you cant use that its the "FORBIDDEN BEY"


i could even look him in the eye! lmfao!! Smile
(Oct. 02, 2010  8:06 AM)kingsnackboy Wrote: noob: wanna beyblade!!
me:sure...
*i pull out LDrago 100HF
noob: you cant use that its the "FORBIDDEN BEY"


i could even look him in the eye! lmfao!! Smile

LOVE IT!!!
TOTALLY MADE MY DAY XD
(Sep. 26, 2010  3:39 AM)Wraith Wrote: Friend: I watched all of the episodes of G-Revolution!
Me: Really?
Friend: Let's BeyBattle!
*Gets out launcher*
Friend: 3,2,1, Let it Go!!!
*Launches from standing point*
My face: Chief 2002 - Disappointed ...
(My friend actually owns a Dark Wolf....)

Friend: My favorite character is Max and his HMS Black Dranzer, but I like his brother too, Ren with Storm L-Pegasus!
Me: What the..? I think you're getting mixed up.
Friend: No way!! Then how-come I'm getting Black Dranzer for $200 bucks on eBay?!
Me: Wha? You have no clue.....
Friend: At least i know what Dark Aquila DZ1234567 is!
Me: You're right there.

The next day..

Friend: I like Ginger (Not a typo, that's what he said) too!!
Me: .....

(He is also Six)

CRUSH GEAR TURBO WTH!?!?!?!? XDD


That 6 year old kid is epic
Uber Nub: Dark is the best "Fusion Wheel" ever!
(Oct. 02, 2010  8:06 AM)kingsnackboy Wrote: noob: wanna beyblade!!
me:sure...
*i pull out LDrago 100HF
noob: you cant use that its the "FORBIDDEN BEY"


i could even look him in the eye! lmfao!! Smile

ha ha so funny ha
me.hey i use king lion tearing blast
idiot.no you will destroy my house
dude
me.thickAngry
Please don't evade the profanity filter we have got some young members on here.
friend:"hey, i just bought the new sol blaze eclipse version!"
me:"wanna trade with my sagittario?"
friend:"okay"
me:"thank you! (hehehehe.....gotcha!)"
Humph some friend you are and btw
sol blaze sucks
- someone posted a vid of Ldrago vs pegasus in MFB attack stadium-


persons: its pure luck and its not crappy, at least you actually battle in The Pegasus Thunder Whip, that shows who's actually better


somebody: lol no just no USE THAT STADIUM to find out which can suck

USE MFB atatck stadium to find out whos BETTER




other person: MFB attack stadium is the official stadium of the WBO we wouldn't use it PTW was better than it


hasbro= corrupting young bladers minds with lies and crapy parts XD