i almost always do typos since i typ to fast.sometimes instead of wait i put what because im also a horrible speller.

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2 days ago, i saw a sign that said, WARNING, this sign has sharp edges!

a couple weeks ago my 2 bros and my mom were playing wii sports and they change their remote batteris and they started playin real good and my brother said "yall batteries may be fresh but not my bread,wait i mean brain."and i said a week ago oklay mom ill take the lite out the chicken(meant to say kichen)

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favorite one is definitely sujestin.... i laughed so hard

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triple beef burgers are beytastic... yeah i went there

"Duck" tends to be one of those words that comes out as a typo often. The close proximity of the D and the F on the keyboard, or the U and the I...

I <3 this statement. This made me LMFAO, made my day. Thank you Pikachao.

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"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)

One of my friends, back in 3rd grade wrote on paper:

"I will be unied with all ^(of us)^"

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Signature was too large. Read the rules.

When I was in Shanghai I walked into a grocery store. I seen one of the funniest things above the fresh produce section.

In large letters, very prominent on a massive sign hanging from the ceiling were the words

"WE ALWAYS HAVE FRESH HERPES"

I inquired to an employee who didn't speak much english (Unfortunately the Woman I was staying with wasn't with me to interpret) and he brought me to a very large display of fresh HERBS.

I laughed so hard that I fell backwards. The Employee was so confused. haha

At my class, there was an ELA test, and the first question was "What is a noun?" and my friend wrote "a word that dicplipes a noun" My teacher read it out loud and showed it to the whole class and I laughed so hard that I fell out of my chair!

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I am done with beyblade for a while, but I will still visit the forums

blayblade "shudders"

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triple beef burgers are beytastic... yeah i went there

When people put "hahaha" into "jajaja" o.O

"Let's reignite our BLADDER'S SPEARITS!!!!!

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Grey is cool. So are clocks.
LOLZ

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How do you battle people in real life?

I AM NEW AND I LIKE BAGELS WITH MEATBALLS AND EEVEE IN MY PANTS TOPPED WITH MILK:x

Let's get B-Dabattlin'!

When people put "hahaha" into "jajaja" o.O

That is the spanish way of saying it; not spelled incorrectly.

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"Yeah we're all going the same way down. I'm just trying to write it all down." - The Airborne Toxic Event

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My brother put on one off his Pokemon sites that:
I'm so stupid, What number am i thinking of (ANSWER) = PIZZA! And there is a couple others like,
You'r so stupid, How do i know? Well i am stupid to.
Also, "I have a Draem" -- "I have a Deram" ( It's "I have a dream" ) HAHAHA!

On one of my math pre-tests, there was a line that said "a chewing gum company" "Gum" got misspelled, and the whole class was laughing about it.

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

On one of my math pre-tests, there was a line that said "a chewing gum company" "Gum" got misspelled, and the whole class was laughing about it.

Chewing gun? You have to be careful to not shoot yourself...

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Check out my NEW story! http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Mr-N-s-N...lade-Story
I make idiotic posts sometimes, and I apologize for any of them. I'm still trying to be a more constructive poster. Feel free to correct me with any of my posts through PM or in the thread if it's not off-topic.
Please keep in mind when reading my posts that I know little to nothing about the current metagame and Zero-G.

Chewing gun? You have to be careful to not shoot yourself...

No, not at all. There wasn't a "g" instead there was a different letter. I'm afraid if I tell you, I will get warned.

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

EDIT: Delete this post please.

Chewing gun? You have to be careful to not shoot yourself...

No, not at all. There wasn't a "g" instead there was a different letter. I'm afraid if I tell you, I will get warned.

That's nasty.

I figured that out before I read this post, but you should probably edit that. Chewing ___ company? O.o There are kids on here.

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Oh, and Chinglish is always funny. I saw the direct translation for an ATM in Chinglish, and it literally read as a woman walked out of the building, "Money recycling machine". I was laughing so hard. There's probably a pic of some Chinglish signs on the interwebs too:

[Image: chinglish-in-beijing-1.jpg]
LEST SUDDENESS HAPPENS!

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"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)

lol ga
there is a sign on tha pic which is not proper english
unrecycling?

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I used to be Off Topic King/(Yoshi), then I took a beyblade to the knee.....:'(
Visit my Youtube channel! Got my first few bey vids up! Battles coming soon!
http://www.youtube.com/user/GunplaAndPokemon
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This user was warned for being a fan of Tyson Granger.

It was supposed to be "Top 10 Public Schools". Get rid of the L in Public. XD

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Extras. (Click to View)

Wierdest thing I have ever posted. (Click to View)

Alright, so I was at my school (I didn't exist in this part), and Ryuga shows up. Gingka undigs 7 rubber bouncy balls and says he stole them from Ryuga when he was a kid, which does not make any sense as they just met, and then Kenta pulls out some thermometer and tilts it to the side, asking Madoka if she can do that. Then, Madoka starts randomly conducting an invisible orchestra. Now I am in my living room, on the old furniture no longer there, and my little sister is up watching some show for two-year-olds, then they ing a song and tilt their upper bodies to the left. My mom is doing an Internet, and stops and says that they always tilt because it represents healing (I was like ???). Then it ended.

^Dat wuz a dream^

Funny Quotes NEW QUOTES ADDED ALL THE TIME (Click to View)

hey ill give u an earth wheel for a ripcord

I wish Bey Brad could still eat people's families.

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

Kids are so bad with. . . kids. . . toys.

i know epic underground cage matches like in the Hasbro commercial

what's anubis
is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

thats what....she said?

I just told you your entire solution. I promote tournaments like crazy, I've gotten elementary school kids to do their homework twice as fast with Beyblading as a reward, and I can sell light bulb sockets to the Amish.

What more do you want?

You play Beyblade ... with ... anyone else who plays Beyblade.

It amazes me how many people are confused by this.

I believe this combo's success is based on the recoil of the opposing wheel. It uses it to force it out.

So it's a combo that only works against bad combos? Great.

Welcome to the WBO!
Make sure to read that PM when you first logged on.
Tonnes of info you need to know...to SURVIVE...on the WBO.
buahah..

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu (horror sound effect)....

...

It's a plastic model. You really don't want me to answer that question. rofl

Hi Roan,

It seems that you've accidentally found yourself in a topic you're not at all interested in. Please click http://forums.beywiki.com to return to the forums index.

Thanks,

Tamer Brad
Beywiki.com Staff

IMA KIK EVRYONEZ BUT!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO MAN ARMY AGAINST ALL ME AND SHAREEF CUZIN AND CUZIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WIL;L PWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

just a note to everyone reading this: this is real. [b]there is a real person who thinks like this.

There are very ignorant people here, though. I tried to help some kid here with combos because his combo was pretty bad. Then he just started going mad and he called me a 'Bossy Watermelon' or something like that.

*Crosses fingers for Damian to win*

You could fuse them together and Ginga would still win.

Step One: LED Sight
Step Two: Shine into other players eyes
Step Three: Victory

Someone ban this please.

Might as well ban the sun from tournaments while we're at it then.

no, because last time i checked, i can't move the sun INTO YOUR EYES

how do you battle

My MS that I bought tomorrow spin over 3 minutes if I don't hit it with other bey.

That doesn't make any sense.

I woke my son up the other day with a Basalt Horogium Vs Earth Eagle Bey Battle on his stomach! LOL

I am unable to post any results as the stadium woke up and ruined the battle.

I am sure this goes against all safe beyblading rules

On a ragged slide in the playground at school. This was a long time ago in elementary school (I think i was in 1st or 2nd grade?) in the good old days when plastic beys were found in local stores. All the 5th graders would be like "driger! tiger claw!" And then i would say "you know that doesn't work--" "YES IT DOES"

oh, silly upperclassmen.

Funny and classic threads (Click to View)

KIE-V why!!! THE CRAZY STORY friend >battle<
I STRIKE WITH EARTH VIRGO!Banned Beys FAIL. Is Kai a girl?Your toast

Statishicks (Click to View)

CLICK HERE, STORY WRITERS. IF YOUR STORIES ARE SIMILAR TO THIS, CHANGE THEM, OR STOP WRITING.

It was supposed to be "Top 10 Public Schools". Get rid of the L in Public. XD

Hah, I saw that on Ellen.

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you little bugger

It was supposed to be "Top 10 Public Schools". Get rid of the L in Public. XD

Hah, I saw that on Ellen.

Spoiler (Click to View)

you little bugger

Radio for me.

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Extras. (Click to View)

Wierdest thing I have ever posted. (Click to View)

Alright, so I was at my school (I didn't exist in this part), and Ryuga shows up. Gingka undigs 7 rubber bouncy balls and says he stole them from Ryuga when he was a kid, which does not make any sense as they just met, and then Kenta pulls out some thermometer and tilts it to the side, asking Madoka if she can do that. Then, Madoka starts randomly conducting an invisible orchestra. Now I am in my living room, on the old furniture no longer there, and my little sister is up watching some show for two-year-olds, then they ing a song and tilt their upper bodies to the left. My mom is doing an Internet, and stops and says that they always tilt because it represents healing (I was like ???). Then it ended.

^Dat wuz a dream^

Funny Quotes NEW QUOTES ADDED ALL THE TIME (Click to View)

hey ill give u an earth wheel for a ripcord

I wish Bey Brad could still eat people's families.

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

Kids are so bad with. . . kids. . . toys.

i know epic underground cage matches like in the Hasbro commercial

what's anubis
is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

thats what....she said?

I just told you your entire solution. I promote tournaments like crazy, I've gotten elementary school kids to do their homework twice as fast with Beyblading as a reward, and I can sell light bulb sockets to the Amish.

What more do you want?

You play Beyblade ... with ... anyone else who plays Beyblade.

It amazes me how many people are confused by this.

I believe this combo's success is based on the recoil of the opposing wheel. It uses it to force it out.

So it's a combo that only works against bad combos? Great.

Welcome to the WBO!
Make sure to read that PM when you first logged on.
Tonnes of info you need to know...to SURVIVE...on the WBO.
buahah..

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu (horror sound effect)....

...

It's a plastic model. You really don't want me to answer that question. rofl

Hi Roan,

It seems that you've accidentally found yourself in a topic you're not at all interested in. Please click http://forums.beywiki.com to return to the forums index.

Thanks,

Tamer Brad
Beywiki.com Staff

IMA KIK EVRYONEZ BUT!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO MAN ARMY AGAINST ALL ME AND SHAREEF CUZIN AND CUZIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WIL;L PWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

just a note to everyone reading this: this is real. [b]there is a real person who thinks like this.

There are very ignorant people here, though. I tried to help some kid here with combos because his combo was pretty bad. Then he just started going mad and he called me a 'Bossy Watermelon' or something like that.

*Crosses fingers for Damian to win*

You could fuse them together and Ginga would still win.

Step One: LED Sight
Step Two: Shine into other players eyes
Step Three: Victory

Someone ban this please.

Might as well ban the sun from tournaments while we're at it then.

no, because last time i checked, i can't move the sun INTO YOUR EYES

how do you battle

My MS that I bought tomorrow spin over 3 minutes if I don't hit it with other bey.

That doesn't make any sense.

I woke my son up the other day with a Basalt Horogium Vs Earth Eagle Bey Battle on his stomach! LOL

I am unable to post any results as the stadium woke up and ruined the battle.

I am sure this goes against all safe beyblading rules

On a ragged slide in the playground at school. This was a long time ago in elementary school (I think i was in 1st or 2nd grade?) in the good old days when plastic beys were found in local stores. All the 5th graders would be like "driger! tiger claw!" And then i would say "you know that doesn't work--" "YES IT DOES"

oh, silly upperclassmen.

Funny and classic threads (Click to View)

KIE-V why!!! THE CRAZY STORY friend >battle<
I STRIKE WITH EARTH VIRGO!Banned Beys FAIL. Is Kai a girl?Your toast

Statishicks (Click to View)

CLICK HERE, STORY WRITERS. IF YOUR STORIES ARE SIMILAR TO THIS, CHANGE THEM, OR STOP WRITING.

Yesterday when he was welcoming a guy on the "Welcomes/and Goodbyes" Burn Blader said "Nice to see new bladders arriving to the wbo."

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DeviantArt

"Hi kid's" Cafeteria sign read.

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credit goes to othellog

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how do i play?

are my beyblade customization are good?
Rock Leone D125B

funniest type my teacher made by writing on the board
"today we werll be learnong about triganomantry "
i laughed so hard, the teacher got P*** at me , but then everyone laughed once the saw the board