yes i decided to do this. also dont take anything i say here seriously. this book is a crackfic/joke book so ye.  

burst s1 in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

hello it is me valt yaoi. i have decided to become the best spinning top person in the world. conveniently there's a tournament here.

'hello i am rantaro and i am ur first opponent' 

'ha i beat you'

'hello i am ken and im ur second opponent'

'ha i beat you'

this kinda goes on for a while 

'ok valt lets see who win in the finals'

'ye'

shu wins

'haha i beat you'

'dang'

20 episodes or something like that of meeting the xhaka dojo and the rematch tournament (idk what its called lol)

'ok so now we r in team nationals'

'so our team8s are shu, diana, wakaya and rantaro

timeksip to when they battle quons team

'yay we won' 

after that they kinda beat all the teams

'oh no its u lui'

'yes it is'

begoma academy lost the team finals 

'oh no'

timskisps of 4-5 episodes of i don't even know anymore

'ok so we are in the solo competition'

'shu i promise to meet u in the finals'

'i promise too'  

ok after that zac, lui, valt and shu made it to the semis 

valt beats zac (rip zac)

but wait...

in lui's and shu's battle:

insert cool animation of episode 49-50 of them battling 

'cmon sproggan u can do it'

'cmon lognisis u got this'

'ah shite sproggan broke'

'lol get rekt scrub'

'lui i will avenege shu and beat u'

'k'

ok timeksisp to episode 51

'hey valt remember the crack u made on the stadium??' 

'ye why?'

'plot convenience thats why'

valkyrieeee bursts 

'yk its fine cuz i had fun in the end. i just hope shu doesnt go all edgy because he lost lol'

'haha sike i did'

'oh no' 

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Beyburst in a nutshell, including all the seasons:

Spoiler (Click to View)

a bunch of 10 year olds trying to dominate the world with spinning tops

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hey guys, did you know that in terms of competitive battling, vaporeon is one of the most underrated? not only that it is a water type which grants it only 2 weaknesses and 3 resistances, vaporeon also has a whopping HP stat of 130 and a respectable special defense of 95, allowing it to tank attacks well. it also has the access to the ability hydration, which makes it especially a power to be beckoned in rain teams as it is immune to status moves. not only as a staller, vaporeon can also hold the role of a sweeper as it has a respectable special attack stat of 110, allowing it to fit on HO or HO Rain teams well. in addition, it is able to learn the moves toxic, scald, wish, protect and acid armor making it a very compatible staller and support, flexible to fit in various teams, tiers and so much more to come.

yes i decided to do this. also dont take anything i say here seriously. this book is a crackfic/joke book so ye.  

burst s1 in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

hello it is me valt yaoi. i have decided to become the best spinning top person in the world. conveniently there's a tournament here.

'hello i am rantaro and i am ur first opponent' 

'ha i beat you'

'hello i am ken and im ur second opponent'

'ha i beat you'

this kinda goes on for a while 

'ok valt lets see who win in the finals'

'ye'

shu wins

'haha i beat you'

'dang'

20 episodes or something like that of meeting the xhaka dojo and the rematch tournament (idk what its called lol)

'ok so now we r in team nationals'

'so our team8s are shu, diana, wakaya and rantaro

timeksip to when they battle quons team

'yay we won' 

after that they kinda beat all the teams

'oh no its u lui'

'yes it is'

begoma academy lost the team finals 

'oh no'

timskisps of 4-5 episodes of i don't even know anymore

'ok so we are in the solo competition'

'shu i promise to meet u in the finals'

'i promise too'  

ok after that zac, lui, valt and shu made it to the semis 

valt beats zac (rip zac)

but wait...

in lui's and shu's battle:

insert cool animation of episode 49-50 of them battling 

'cmon sproggan u can do it'

'cmon lognisis u got this'

'ah shite sproggan broke'

'lol get rekt scrub'

'lui i will avenege shu and beat u'

'k'

ok timeksisp to episode 51

'hey valt remember the crack u made on the stadium??' 

'ye why?'

'plot convenience thats why'

valkyrieeee bursts 

'yk its fine cuz i had fun in the end. i just hope shu doesnt go all edgy because he lost lol'

'haha sike i did'

'oh no' 

Why does this sound so much like that one video Joriobro did on the same topic?

That aside tho, nicely done. Now we need a Beyblade Burst God in a nutshell please.

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.

yes i decided to do this. also dont take anything i say here seriously. this book is a crackfic/joke book so ye.  

burst s1 in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

hello it is me valt yaoi. i have decided to become the best spinning top person in the world. conveniently there's a tournament here.

'hello i am rantaro and i am ur first opponent' 

'ha i beat you'

'hello i am ken and im ur second opponent'

'ha i beat you'

this kinda goes on for a while 

'ok valt lets see who win in the finals'

'ye'

shu wins

'haha i beat you'

'dang'

20 episodes or something like that of meeting the xhaka dojo and the rematch tournament (idk what its called lol)

'ok so now we r in team nationals'

'so our team8s are shu, diana, wakaya and rantaro

timeksip to when they battle quons team

'yay we won' 

after that they kinda beat all the teams

'oh no its u lui'

'yes it is'

begoma academy lost the team finals 

'oh no'

timskisps of 4-5 episodes of i don't even know anymore

'ok so we are in the solo competition'

'shu i promise to meet u in the finals'

'i promise too'  

ok after that zac, lui, valt and shu made it to the semis 

valt beats zac (rip zac)

but wait...

in lui's and shu's battle:

insert cool animation of episode 49-50 of them battling 

'cmon sproggan u can do it'

'cmon lognisis u got this'

'ah shite sproggan broke'

'lol get rekt scrub'

'lui i will avenege shu and beat u'

'k'

ok timeksisp to episode 51

'hey valt remember the crack u made on the stadium??' 

'ye why?'

'plot convenience thats why'

valkyrieeee bursts 

'yk its fine cuz i had fun in the end. i just hope shu doesnt go all edgy because he lost lol'

'haha sike i did'

'oh no' 

Why does this sound so much like that one video Joriobro did on the same topic?

That aside tho, nicely done. Now we need a Beyblade Burst God in a nutshell please.

eeeeeeee
ok so i did get inspired by this and i will credit the dude ok
just lemme find the video first

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hi
bye

beyblade burst god in a nutshell

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ok hello again. it is me valt yaoi and i am going to spain because a team called bc sun has scouted me.

'hello i am sususco and im ur first opponent in sPAIN'

'k imma beat u'

they battle it out but ssusususuco wins

but oh no valkyrie's front layer broke

'oh no valkyrie broke'

'lol get rekt'

'dang now wtf am i gonna do'

'yo its me raul and imma fix ur bey'

'k'

after evolving valkyrie to a cooler valkyrie

'k thanks for evolving balkyrie'

'np'

timespik of 10-16 episode of meeting old ppl from s1 and battling ppl

'oh no my friend shu has gone missing, i hope he didnt go edgy bc he lost to lui right?'

'nah i dont think so'

'k thx wakaya'

after going to the snananke pit in mexico

'yo it is me red eye and i have sproggan'

'yo wtf thats shu's bey' said everyone

'ye and u def dont look like shu lol'

'ikr i have such a great disguise'

after battling red eye and losing

'damn i wonder what happened to shu lol' said valt

'whatup red eye its me lui'

'wtf u want'

'i wanna battle u'

'k'

after the red eye vs lui match. shu lost LOL

insert mask breaking animation

'holy shite it was u all along shu?!??!?!?' said valt

'smh i knew it was u from the beginning lol. u still lost anyways jjajaj'

shu was angryr and made sproggan requqiem bc he was very angry

timspsksi to the god bladers cup

so the semi finalists are lui, free, shu and valt

free forieted because plot armor and that his arms looked like they were going to explode

nightmare logigigns broke in the shu vs lui match

'lol get rekt scrub i finally beat u jajjajaja'

'damn'

timskops to the shu vs valt fight

-insert coool animation from episode 51-

'sSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' said valt

valt wins and now its le champion. pog.

'yo valt im sorry'

'nah its fine. i def forgive u'

'k thx'

now valt was champion and in two years nothing was gonna happen right???

haha sike it did

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ok so this is cho-z in a nutshell:

Spoiler (Click to View)

'helo again. it is me valt yaoi and i this time i have-'

'no ur time being the protagonist is up'

'oh ok'

'so anyway i have decided to upgrade god balkyrie to a cooler balkyrie'

'k follow me'

'yo taiga can u make me a cho-z bey???'

'ye sure'

after making winning valkyrie

'yo k thx taiga for making me a cho-z bey'

'yw'

'yo dad can u make me a cho-z bey too???'

'no'

'why'

'bc no'

'damn'

'imma do it anyway'

after making z achilles

'nice i can now start my journey to become champion'

time skop to episode 28

'wtf aiga y u break winningng balkyrie'

'idrk'

'oh ok'

'yo so now im champion'

'hahaha not anymore' said hearts

'dam'

'jajajaja i break ur bey lol' said phi

'wtf bro why'

'idk ok'

'k'

after breaking achilles

'nooooooooooooooooooo achilles why'

'dw u can make a new bey' said shuub

after making cho-z achilleles

'nice now i have a cooler bey'

after training for the rest of the series

ok so now its episode 51 of cho-z
aiga and valt have there cool cho-z beys
who will win?!?!?!?!?

aiga wins because yes

'oh ok so congrats aiga'

'ye thx'

and now aiga was the champion and nothing bad was gonna happen right??/

idk man i didnt watch gachi LOL

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ok so im gonna do gachi because i have the basic idea of it

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blonde kid decides to make a beyblade named dragon. blonde kid then goes to japan where he meets the other characters and stuff. he also has a friend named delta who doesn't like him for some reason until the end of the season. some episodes later, dragon breaks and so does diablos because yes. delta falls into depression until valt yaoi tells him to make another beyblade. delta makes a new diablos and remembers that drum wanted to be his friend. blonde kid meet elsa, the other antagonist of the season. he likes math. he has a beyblade too. 300000 episodes later, elsa then has a mental breakdown because his math is falling apart. there was another antag called virgin arthur and hes kinda trash. blonde kid and delta beat them in a tag battle and everyone is happy. elsa finds out that beyblade is fun. gg.

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bye

Sparking in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

Lanes playground

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“He sees you” 

Sparking in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

Lanes playground

The worst part is that you're not even wrong.

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Also, Beyblade S6 in a nutshell (even tho the info we have isn't enough to fill said nutshell):

Spoiler (Click to View)

Emo Valt clone doesn't wanna be Valt.

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.

Sparking in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

Lanes playground

The worst part is that you're not even wrong.

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Also, Beyblade S6 in a nutshell (even tho the info we have isn't enough to fill said nutshell):

Spoiler (Click to View)

Emo Valt clone doesn't wanna be Valt.

Nah it's more like:

Demon king invades earth and experiences character development

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"I lived with you for twenty years; how many deeds, events, and men went by! Today I remember them, each and everyone. I still have, for Alfa (Romeo), the tenderness of a first love. The pure affection of a child for his mother."

-Enzo Ferrari 

yes i decided to do this. also dont take anything i say here seriously. this book is a crackfic/joke book so ye.  

burst s1 in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

hello it is me valt yaoi. i have decided to become the best spinning top person in the world. conveniently there's a tournament here.

'hello i am rantaro and i am ur first opponent' 

'ha i beat you'

'hello i am ken and im ur second opponent'

'ha i beat you'

this kinda goes on for a while 

'ok valt lets see who win in the finals'

'ye'

shu wins

'haha i beat you'

'dang'

20 episodes or something like that of meeting the xhaka dojo and the rematch tournament (idk what its called lol)

'ok so now we r in team nationals'

'so our team8s are shu, diana, wakaya and rantaro

timeksip to when they battle quons team

'yay we won' 

after that they kinda beat all the teams

'oh no its u lui'

'yes it is'

begoma academy lost the team finals 

'oh no'

timskisps of 4-5 episodes of i don't even know anymore

'ok so we are in the solo competition'

'shu i promise to meet u in the finals'

'i promise too'  

ok after that zac, lui, valt and shu made it to the semis 

valt beats zac (rip zac)

but wait...

in lui's and shu's battle:

insert cool animation of episode 49-50 of them battling 

'cmon sproggan u can do it'

'cmon lognisis u got this'

'ah shite sproggan broke'

'lol get rekt scrub'

'lui i will avenege shu and beat u'

'k'

ok timeksisp to episode 51

'hey valt remember the crack u made on the stadium??' 

'ye why?'

'plot convenience thats why'

valkyrieeee bursts 

'yk its fine cuz i had fun in the end. i just hope shu doesnt go all edgy because he lost lol'

'haha sike i did'

'oh no' 

wait, Diana?
Is Daina wonder woman now?

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Beyblade burst rise

cringe boi finds run down club and dies

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.net hee hee

Season 5 in a nutshell:
One very high kid goes on to challenge these top tier sports players (who for some reason play professional spinning tops). Enter in Lane Walhalla, he is secretly not schizophrenic meaning he’s way stronger than the rest. Now starts the schizophrenic spinning top arc. Aiga, Free, Valt, and Zoom Zoom Boy (yes I am Maximillion Pegasus) battle and zoomy zoom zoom kid wins just barely. The next set of battles include the really girly man, the satanist, the non-schizophrenic, and zoom zoom boys brother (when did he get here)? Anyways the non schizophrenic won. Next up is the tag team battles. This portion was cut off. Finally we get to the semifinals. We have the chad schizophrenic Aiga go up against the virgin non-schizophrenic Lane, the Chads lost but it’s whatever. We now have high boy vs the og schizophrenic (god help his soul). The og schizophrenic wins since he’s more schizophrenic. We finally have a battle between the non-schizophrenic and the og schizophrenic with the non-schizophrenic realizing he’s actually just insane and wins. The high kid and the boy who didn’t exsist challenge the mental man and get their spinning tops broken. They upgrade their spinning tops so that they can get back at the mental man. The mental man challenges his master and loses causing him to upgrade his bey and beat the master. Anyways new tag team arc. Basically a lot of battles happen and we have og schizophrenic and the sexy man vs the master and the mental man. The sexy man seduces the opposing site and wins (I wished that happened, but it doesn’t change the outcome). Now the og schizophrenic and the sexy man face off against the the not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga (I know he was introduced in the middle of the series, but how did he become a mc). The not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga win leaving them to fight against the master and the mental man. The master and the mental man loose somehow causing the mental man to turn schizophrenic for some reason (god damn it I knew Beyblade was trying to rip off Yugioh)

Season 6 in a nutshell:
One very high kid goes on to challenge these top tier sports players (who for some reason play professional spinning tops). Enter in Lane Walhalla, he is secretly not schizophrenic meaning he’s way stronger than the rest. Now starts the schizophrenic spinning top arc. Aiga, Free, Valt, and Zoom Zoom Boy (yes I am Maximillion Pegasus) battle and zoomy zoom zoom kid wins just barely. The next set of battles include the really girly man, the satanist, the non-schizophrenic, and zoom zoom boys brother (when did he get here)? Anyways the non schizophrenic won. Next up is the tag team battles. This portion was cut off. Finally we get to the semifinals. We have the chad schizophrenic Aiga go up against the virgin non-schizophrenic Lane, the Chads lost but it’s whatever. We now have high boy vs the og schizophrenic (god help his soul). The og schizophrenic wins since he’s more schizophrenic. We finally have a battle between the non-schizophrenic and the og schizophrenic with the non-schizophrenic realizing he’s actually just insane and wins. The high kid and the boy who didn’t exsist challenge the mental man and get their spinning tops broken. They upgrade their spinning tops so that they can get back at the mental man. The mental man challenges his master and loses causing him to upgrade his bey and beat the master. Anyways new tag team arc. Basically a lot of battles happen and we have og schizophrenic and the sexy man vs the master and the mental man. The sexy man seduces the opposing site and wins (I wished that happened, but it doesn’t change the outcome). Now the og schizophrenic and the sexy man face off against the the not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga (I know he was introduced in the middle of the series, but how did he become a mc). The not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga win leaving them to fight against the master and the mental man. The master and the mental man loose somehow causing the mental man to turn schizophrenic for some reason (bad damn it I knew Beyblade was trying to rip off Yugioh)

Wait isn't that Season 5?

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DON'T CALL ME SHORT!1!!1!

Spoiler (Click to View)

Season 6 in a nutshell:
One very high kid goes on to challenge these top tier sports players (who for some reason play professional spinning tops). Enter in Lane Walhalla, he is secretly not schizophrenic meaning he’s way stronger than the rest. Now starts the schizophrenic spinning top arc. Aiga, Free, Valt, and Zoom Zoom Boy (yes I am Maximillion Pegasus) battle and zoomy zoom zoom kid wins just barely. The next set of battles include the really girly man, the satanist, the non-schizophrenic, and zoom zoom boys brother (when did he get here)? Anyways the non schizophrenic won. Next up is the tag team battles. This portion was cut off. Finally we get to the semifinals. We have the chad schizophrenic Aiga go up against the virgin non-schizophrenic Lane, the Chads lost but it’s whatever. We now have high boy vs the og schizophrenic (god help his soul). The og schizophrenic wins since he’s more schizophrenic. We finally have a battle between the non-schizophrenic and the og schizophrenic with the non-schizophrenic realizing he’s actually just insane and wins. The high kid and the boy who didn’t exsist challenge the mental man and get their spinning tops broken. They upgrade their spinning tops so that they can get back at the mental man. The mental man challenges his master and loses causing him to upgrade his bey and beat the master. Anyways new tag team arc. Basically a lot of battles happen and we have og schizophrenic and the sexy man vs the master and the mental man. The sexy man seduces the opposing site and wins (I wished that happened, but it doesn’t change the outcome). Now the og schizophrenic and the sexy man face off against the the not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga (I know he was introduced in the middle of the series, but how did he become a mc). The not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga win leaving them to fight against the master and the mental man. The master and the mental man loose somehow causing the mental man to turn schizophrenic for some reason (bad damn it I knew Beyblade was trying to rip off Yugioh)

imagine if this actually happens in season 6

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hi
bye

Season 6 in a nutshell:
One very high kid goes on to challenge these top tier sports players (who for some reason play professional spinning tops). Enter in Lane Walhalla, he is secretly not schizophrenic meaning he’s way stronger than the rest. Now starts the schizophrenic spinning top arc. Aiga, Free, Valt, and Zoom Zoom Boy (yes I am Maximillion Pegasus) battle and zoomy zoom zoom kid wins just barely. The next set of battles include the really girly man, the satanist, the non-schizophrenic, and zoom zoom boys brother (when did he get here)? Anyways the non schizophrenic won. Next up is the tag team battles. This portion was cut off. Finally we get to the semifinals. We have the chad schizophrenic Aiga go up against the virgin non-schizophrenic Lane, the Chads lost but it’s whatever. We now have high boy vs the og schizophrenic (god help his soul). The og schizophrenic wins since he’s more schizophrenic. We finally have a battle between the non-schizophrenic and the og schizophrenic with the non-schizophrenic realizing he’s actually just insane and wins. The high kid and the boy who didn’t exsist challenge the mental man and get their spinning tops broken. They upgrade their spinning tops so that they can get back at the mental man. The mental man challenges his master and loses causing him to upgrade his bey and beat the master. Anyways new tag team arc. Basically a lot of battles happen and we have og schizophrenic and the sexy man vs the master and the mental man. The sexy man seduces the opposing site and wins (I wished that happened, but it doesn’t change the outcome). Now the og schizophrenic and the sexy man face off against the the not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga (I know he was introduced in the middle of the series, but how did he become a mc). The not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga win leaving them to fight against the master and the mental man. The master and the mental man loose somehow causing the mental man to turn schizophrenic for some reason (bad damn it I knew Beyblade was trying to rip off Yugioh)

imagine if this actually happens in season 6

That was for season 5 my bad.

imagine if this actually happens in season 6

That was for season 5 my bad.

oh

ok

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bye

I love how this turned from Pixi's crackfic thread into everyone's crackfic thread.

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.

I love this...... This is like Bill wurtz and Oversimplified

*Insert IGN 100000/10

9/10! This is good, just needs some more good plot twists and description

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Please try out my Fan Fics:
FBW saga (First Blader War)

Scion of the Legends (The Dark Forsworn Series)

Note: I'm falling apart from reading many posts from people who are leaving or are going to be inactive.

The worst part is that you're not even wrong.

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Also, Beyblade S6 in a nutshell (even tho the info we have isn't enough to fill said nutshell):

Spoiler (Click to View)

Emo Valt clone doesn't wanna be Valt.

Nah it's more like:

Demon king invades earth and experiences character development

Sparking in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

Lanes playground

The worst part is that you're not even wrong.

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Also, Beyblade S6 in a nutshell (even tho the info we have isn't enough to fill said nutshell):

Spoiler (Click to View)

Emo Valt clone doesn't wanna be Valt.

Or let's Say......

Hyuga x Kaniki lololol

The worst part is that you're not even wrong.

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Also, Beyblade S6 in a nutshell (even tho the info we have isn't enough to fill said nutshell):

Spoiler (Click to View)

Emo Valt clone doesn't wanna be Valt.

Or let's Say......

Hyuga x Kaniki lololol

More like Lane × Hikaru (God forbid this become an actual ship-)

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.

Or let's Say......

Hyuga x Kaniki lololol

More like Lane × Hikaru (God forbid this become an actual ship-)

Lain x Hyuga is an actual thing unfortunately

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More like Lane × Hikaru (God forbid this become an actual ship-)

Lain x Hyuga is an actual thing unfortunately

I saw some stuff abou them already smh

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.

Lain x Hyuga is an actual thing unfortunately

I saw some stuff abou them already smh

I've also seen alot of Rantaro Wakiya cause of that one scene where he helped Wakiya cause he was scared of heights.

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I think we should stop before thing get worse than that.

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.