(Jan. 13, 2021  11:51 PM)Pixi Wrote: yes i decided to do this. also dont take anything i say here seriously. this book is a crackfic/joke book so ye.  

burst s1 in a nutshell

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hello it is me valt yaoi. i have decided to become the best spinning top person in the world. conveniently there's a tournament here.

'hello i am rantaro and i am ur first opponent' 

'ha i beat you'

'hello i am ken and im ur second opponent'

'ha i beat you'

this kinda goes on for a while 

'ok valt lets see who win in the finals'

'ye'

shu wins

'haha i beat you'

'dang'

20 episodes or something like that of meeting the xhaka dojo and the rematch tournament (idk what its called lol)

'ok so now we r in team nationals'

'so our team8s are shu, diana, wakaya and rantaro

timeksip to when they battle quons team

'yay we won' 

after that they kinda beat all the teams

'oh no its u lui'

'yes it is'

begoma academy lost the team finals 

'oh no'

timskisps of 4-5 episodes of i don't even know anymore

'ok so we are in the solo competition'

'shu i promise to meet u in the finals'

'i promise too'  

ok after that zac, lui, valt and shu made it to the semis 

valt beats zac (rip zac)

but wait...

in lui's and shu's battle:

insert cool animation of episode 49-50 of them battling 

'cmon sproggan u can do it'

'cmon lognisis u got this'

'ah shite sproggan broke'

'lol get rekt scrub'

'lui i will avenege shu and beat u'

'k'

ok timeksisp to episode 51

'hey valt remember the crack u made on the stadium??' 

'ye why?'

'plot convenience thats why'

valkyrieeee bursts 

'yk its fine cuz i had fun in the end. i just hope shu doesnt go all edgy because he lost lol'

'haha sike i did'

'oh no' 

(Jan. 14, 2021  9:36 AM)PinkRose Wrote:

(Jan. 13, 2021  11:51 PM)Pixi Wrote: yes i decided to do this. also dont take anything i say here seriously. this book is a crackfic/joke book so ye.  

burst s1 in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

hello it is me valt yaoi. i have decided to become the best spinning top person in the world. conveniently there's a tournament here.

'hello i am rantaro and i am ur first opponent' 

'ha i beat you'

'hello i am ken and im ur second opponent'

'ha i beat you'

this kinda goes on for a while 

'ok valt lets see who win in the finals'

'ye'

shu wins

'haha i beat you'

'dang'

20 episodes or something like that of meeting the xhaka dojo and the rematch tournament (idk what its called lol)

'ok so now we r in team nationals'

'so our team8s are shu, diana, wakaya and rantaro

timeksip to when they battle quons team

'yay we won' 

after that they kinda beat all the teams

'oh no its u lui'

'yes it is'

begoma academy lost the team finals 

'oh no'

timskisps of 4-5 episodes of i don't even know anymore

'ok so we are in the solo competition'

'shu i promise to meet u in the finals'

'i promise too'  

ok after that zac, lui, valt and shu made it to the semis 

valt beats zac (rip zac)

but wait...

in lui's and shu's battle:

insert cool animation of episode 49-50 of them battling 

'cmon sproggan u can do it'

'cmon lognisis u got this'

'ah shite sproggan broke'

'lol get rekt scrub'

'lui i will avenege shu and beat u'

'k'

ok timeksisp to episode 51

'hey valt remember the crack u made on the stadium??' 

'ye why?'

'plot convenience thats why'

valkyrieeee bursts 

'yk its fine cuz i had fun in the end. i just hope shu doesnt go all edgy because he lost lol'

'haha sike i did'

'oh no' 

Why does this sound so much like that one video Joriobro did on the same topic?

That aside tho, nicely done. Now we need a Beyblade Burst God in a nutshell please.

(Feb. 18, 2021  3:48 PM)Golden Freddy Wrote: Sparking in a nutshell

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Lanes playground

(Feb. 19, 2021  12:46 PM)PinkRose Wrote:

(Feb. 18, 2021  3:48 PM)Golden Freddy Wrote: Sparking in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

Lanes playground

The worst part is that you're not even wrong.

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Also, Beyblade S6 in a nutshell (even tho the info we have isn't enough to fill said nutshell):

Spoiler (Click to View)

Emo Valt clone doesn't wanna be Valt.

(Jan. 13, 2021  11:51 PM)Pixi Wrote: yes i decided to do this. also dont take anything i say here seriously. this book is a crackfic/joke book so ye.  

burst s1 in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

hello it is me valt yaoi. i have decided to become the best spinning top person in the world. conveniently there's a tournament here.

'hello i am rantaro and i am ur first opponent' 

'ha i beat you'

'hello i am ken and im ur second opponent'

'ha i beat you'

this kinda goes on for a while 

'ok valt lets see who win in the finals'

'ye'

shu wins

'haha i beat you'

'dang'

20 episodes or something like that of meeting the xhaka dojo and the rematch tournament (idk what its called lol)

'ok so now we r in team nationals'

'so our team8s are shu, diana, wakaya and rantaro

timeksip to when they battle quons team

'yay we won' 

after that they kinda beat all the teams

'oh no its u lui'

'yes it is'

begoma academy lost the team finals 

'oh no'

timskisps of 4-5 episodes of i don't even know anymore

'ok so we are in the solo competition'

'shu i promise to meet u in the finals'

'i promise too'  

ok after that zac, lui, valt and shu made it to the semis 

valt beats zac (rip zac)

but wait...

in lui's and shu's battle:

insert cool animation of episode 49-50 of them battling 

'cmon sproggan u can do it'

'cmon lognisis u got this'

'ah shite sproggan broke'

'lol get rekt scrub'

'lui i will avenege shu and beat u'

'k'

ok timeksisp to episode 51

'hey valt remember the crack u made on the stadium??' 

'ye why?'

'plot convenience thats why'

valkyrieeee bursts 

'yk its fine cuz i had fun in the end. i just hope shu doesnt go all edgy because he lost lol'

'haha sike i did'

'oh no' 

(Feb. 19, 2021  4:09 PM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: Season 6 in a nutshell:
One very high kid goes on to challenge these top tier sports players (who for some reason play professional spinning tops). Enter in Lane Walhalla, he is secretly not schizophrenic meaning he’s way stronger than the rest. Now starts the schizophrenic spinning top arc. Aiga, Free, Valt, and Zoom Zoom Boy (yes I am Maximillion Pegasus) battle and zoomy zoom zoom kid wins just barely. The next set of battles include the really girly man, the satanist, the non-schizophrenic, and zoom zoom boys brother (when did he get here)? Anyways the non schizophrenic won. Next up is the tag team battles. This portion was cut off. Finally we get to the semifinals. We have the chad schizophrenic Aiga go up against the virgin non-schizophrenic Lane, the Chads lost but it’s whatever. We now have high boy vs the og schizophrenic (god help his soul). The og schizophrenic wins since he’s more schizophrenic. We finally have a battle between the non-schizophrenic and the og schizophrenic with the non-schizophrenic realizing he’s actually just insane and wins. The high kid and the boy who didn’t exsist challenge the mental man and get their spinning tops broken. They upgrade their spinning tops so that they can get back at the mental man. The mental man challenges his master and loses causing him to upgrade his bey and beat the master. Anyways new tag team arc. Basically a lot of battles happen and we have og schizophrenic and the sexy man vs the master and the mental man. The sexy man seduces the opposing site and wins (I wished that happened, but it doesn’t change the outcome). Now the og schizophrenic and the sexy man face off against the the not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga (I know he was introduced in the middle of the series, but how did he become a mc). The not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga win leaving them to fight against the master and the mental man. The master and the mental man loose somehow causing the mental man to turn schizophrenic for some reason (bad damn it I knew Beyblade was trying to rip off Yugioh)

(Feb. 19, 2021  4:09 PM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: Season 6 in a nutshell:
One very high kid goes on to challenge these top tier sports players (who for some reason play professional spinning tops). Enter in Lane Walhalla, he is secretly not schizophrenic meaning he’s way stronger than the rest. Now starts the schizophrenic spinning top arc. Aiga, Free, Valt, and Zoom Zoom Boy (yes I am Maximillion Pegasus) battle and zoomy zoom zoom kid wins just barely. The next set of battles include the really girly man, the satanist, the non-schizophrenic, and zoom zoom boys brother (when did he get here)? Anyways the non schizophrenic won. Next up is the tag team battles. This portion was cut off. Finally we get to the semifinals. We have the chad schizophrenic Aiga go up against the virgin non-schizophrenic Lane, the Chads lost but it’s whatever. We now have high boy vs the og schizophrenic (god help his soul). The og schizophrenic wins since he’s more schizophrenic. We finally have a battle between the non-schizophrenic and the og schizophrenic with the non-schizophrenic realizing he’s actually just insane and wins. The high kid and the boy who didn’t exsist challenge the mental man and get their spinning tops broken. They upgrade their spinning tops so that they can get back at the mental man. The mental man challenges his master and loses causing him to upgrade his bey and beat the master. Anyways new tag team arc. Basically a lot of battles happen and we have og schizophrenic and the sexy man vs the master and the mental man. The sexy man seduces the opposing site and wins (I wished that happened, but it doesn’t change the outcome). Now the og schizophrenic and the sexy man face off against the the not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga (I know he was introduced in the middle of the series, but how did he become a mc). The not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga win leaving them to fight against the master and the mental man. The master and the mental man loose somehow causing the mental man to turn schizophrenic for some reason (bad damn it I knew Beyblade was trying to rip off Yugioh)

(Feb. 19, 2021  4:18 PM)Pixi Wrote:

(Feb. 19, 2021  4:09 PM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: Season 6 in a nutshell:
One very high kid goes on to challenge these top tier sports players (who for some reason play professional spinning tops). Enter in Lane Walhalla, he is secretly not schizophrenic meaning he’s way stronger than the rest. Now starts the schizophrenic spinning top arc. Aiga, Free, Valt, and Zoom Zoom Boy (yes I am Maximillion Pegasus) battle and zoomy zoom zoom kid wins just barely. The next set of battles include the really girly man, the satanist, the non-schizophrenic, and zoom zoom boys brother (when did he get here)? Anyways the non schizophrenic won. Next up is the tag team battles. This portion was cut off. Finally we get to the semifinals. We have the chad schizophrenic Aiga go up against the virgin non-schizophrenic Lane, the Chads lost but it’s whatever. We now have high boy vs the og schizophrenic (god help his soul). The og schizophrenic wins since he’s more schizophrenic. We finally have a battle between the non-schizophrenic and the og schizophrenic with the non-schizophrenic realizing he’s actually just insane and wins. The high kid and the boy who didn’t exsist challenge the mental man and get their spinning tops broken. They upgrade their spinning tops so that they can get back at the mental man. The mental man challenges his master and loses causing him to upgrade his bey and beat the master. Anyways new tag team arc. Basically a lot of battles happen and we have og schizophrenic and the sexy man vs the master and the mental man. The sexy man seduces the opposing site and wins (I wished that happened, but it doesn’t change the outcome). Now the og schizophrenic and the sexy man face off against the the not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga (I know he was introduced in the middle of the series, but how did he become a mc). The not high anymore boy and the main character Hyuga win leaving them to fight against the master and the mental man. The master and the mental man loose somehow causing the mental man to turn schizophrenic for some reason (bad damn it I knew Beyblade was trying to rip off Yugioh)

imagine if this actually happens in season 6

(Feb. 19, 2021  4:19 PM)6Jupiter5 Wrote:

(Feb. 19, 2021  4:18 PM)Pixi Wrote: imagine if this actually happens in season 6

That was for season 5 my bad.

(Feb. 19, 2021  1:22 PM)Longinox Wrote:

(Feb. 19, 2021  12:46 PM)PinkRose Wrote: The worst part is that you're not even wrong.

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Also, Beyblade S6 in a nutshell (even tho the info we have isn't enough to fill said nutshell):

Spoiler (Click to View)

Emo Valt clone doesn't wanna be Valt.

Nah it's more like:

Demon king invades earth and experiences character development

(Feb. 19, 2021  12:46 PM)PinkRose Wrote:

(Feb. 18, 2021  3:48 PM)Golden Freddy Wrote: Sparking in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

Lanes playground

The worst part is that you're not even wrong.

---

Also, Beyblade S6 in a nutshell (even tho the info we have isn't enough to fill said nutshell):

Spoiler (Click to View)

Emo Valt clone doesn't wanna be Valt.

(Feb. 20, 2021  5:29 PM)daheavydl3 Wrote:

(Feb. 19, 2021  12:46 PM)PinkRose Wrote: The worst part is that you're not even wrong.

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Also, Beyblade S6 in a nutshell (even tho the info we have isn't enough to fill said nutshell):

Spoiler (Click to View)

Emo Valt clone doesn't wanna be Valt.

Or let's Say......

Hyuga x Kaniki lololol

(Feb. 20, 2021  8:50 PM)PinkRose Wrote:

(Feb. 20, 2021  5:29 PM)daheavydl3 Wrote: Or let's Say......

Hyuga x Kaniki lololol

More like Lane × Hikaru (God forbid this become an actual ship-)

(Feb. 20, 2021  8:53 PM)Eclipse Force Wrote:

(Feb. 20, 2021  8:50 PM)PinkRose Wrote: More like Lane × Hikaru (God forbid this become an actual ship-)

Lain x Hyuga is an actual thing unfortunately

(Feb. 20, 2021  8:54 PM)PinkRose Wrote:

(Feb. 20, 2021  8:53 PM)Eclipse Force Wrote: Lain x Hyuga is an actual thing unfortunately

I saw some stuff abou them already smh