Beyblade jokes

Ashindra.

Honestly. u said achilles, why not ajax? or ANYTHING ELSE??? just let it go, some of the name changes.

wait this needs to be censored 4 hasbro approval-

Ashindra.

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yea, this is hasbro in a nutshell.

wait, i forgot smth...
Cho-z/gt vs slingshock/hypesphere
TT: the beys will be normal, but an upgrade to the last series. perfect!
Hasbro: Haha, beys go ZOOM
Why did the person become a beyblade dentist?
Which basketball team plays beyblade?
The Washington Wizard Fafnirs!
(Nov. 28, 2018  6:27 AM)Infinite.Zero Wrote:
(Nov. 28, 2018  5:17 AM)IcyHot Wrote: Oof
Mega OOF

ultamte OOOOF
People: vEnOm AnD pOiSoN aRe ThE sAmE tHiNg
Beyblade fans: DONT EVEN THINK OF COMPARING THEM
Why is Meteo L-Drago so bad?
Because it was Meteocre
(Dec. 04, 2020  8:16 PM)EarthHelios Wrote: Why is Meteo L-Drago so bad?
Because it was Meteocre

thats a pun
what does Lucifer have least?

less Variants.
(Dec. 04, 2020  8:19 PM)DeltaZakuro Wrote: what does Lucifer have least?

less Variants.

thats also a pun
Oh god what have I stumbled across what it is, is incredible
Consider this a mix of puns(?)

Mirage Fafnir win easily like it was "nothing", giving a "Free" win. Basically all fafnirs are awesome, they "absorb" the stamina of the opponents, it's magic, probably he's a "wizard". Talking about battles, Lucifer vs Spriggan, there have a plenty of "variants" here, but Spriggan seems "too balanced(2B)" to lose, I'm excited to see "The End"
well wyvern wont come with a new chassis so I guess beyblade wont go to "3D"

(i know, this is horrible)
Do puns with the names, like: I can't take the "Heat" of battling against salamander (ba dum tisssss)
(Jan. 10, 2021  9:13 PM)Hollowmind8 Wrote: Do puns with the names, like: I can't take the "Heat" of battling against salamander (ba dum tisssss)

dont worry, they will suck the same
It depends on how you will say it.
Which planet is the fastest?
The Uranus, cause he gets the "First" place.

For me this is a bad joke
what is the best beyblade for a pet to protect you?
Kerbeus because he is a guardian


(as you can see, a dad can make puns and jokes better than me)
Every kid would be safe, you should make a reference to dogs. Bcause kerbeus, dog, guardian, these words stick together very well edit: better than before
(Jan. 10, 2021  9:17 PM)valtaoi_007 Wrote: what is the best beyblade for a pet to protect you?
Kerbeus because he is a guardian


(as you can see, a dad can make puns and jokes better than me)

Genesis since it can cause a Big Bang to those who try to harm me.
Neh, there can have improvement, now lets make some heartattacks with jokes (any idea?)
(Jan. 10, 2021  9:44 PM)Hollowmind8 Wrote: Neh, there can have improvement, now lets make some heartattacks with jokes (any idea?)

What makes you the top Joker here? At least they’re Brave enough to step up and tell jokes. And the best puns are the 1s that come naturally. Not being pushed out by Force.
I'm not the top joker here (that's for sure), this was me trying to make a constructive feedback (is it right? Idk if it is constructive feedback), srry if it sounded evil or sth, it depends on how you say it.
Which of the burst bladers has the highest chance of getting Covid-19?
Like if you think this is funny (This helps me improve on jokes)

How Does Wakiya use his Superking Bey to KO people?
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(Jan. 11, 2021  10:47 AM)[[ NØBØDY ]] Wrote: Which of the burst bladers has the highest chance of getting Covid-19?
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How Does Wakiya use his Superking Bey to KO people?
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hey
this is not a joke but is a fact, Hyuga was the one that contaminated shu, they thought it was corona, but it was the beyvirus that took over Hyuga's body
(Jan. 11, 2021  3:49 PM)valtaoi_007 Wrote:
(Jan. 11, 2021  10:47 AM)[[ NØBØDY ]] Wrote: Which of the burst bladers has the highest chance of getting Covid-19?
Like if you think this is funny (This helps me improve on jokes)

How Does Wakiya use his Superking Bey to KO people?
Like if you think this is funny (It helps me improve my jokes)

hey
this is not a joke but is a fact, Hyuga was the one that contaminated shu, they thought it was corona, but it was the beyvirus that took over Hyuga's body

True dat.
Still waiting for Hikaru and Naoki to finish making the Beyvaccine.