Beyblade jokes

boigamer25 · Jul. 25, 2019 2:50 AM

(Jul. 25, 2019  1:25 AM)Dash Driver Wrote:
(Jul. 25, 2019  1:00 AM)CitrusNinja3 Wrote: So, Lord Spriggan is on the way. Too bad they gave Shu the boot. Oh Lord, that's going to be a dilemma.

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If you got the pun, congrats. If you didn't, then think about your feet and realize that I technically controlled your mind just now.
Aaaaah! My brain cells are rapidly deteriorating! The punny jokes are killing me!

(Jul. 25, 2019  12:35 AM)boigamer25 Wrote: "I'm Red Eye. I'm super cool and Emo. My hair is amazing. My bey lost to Lui twice in a row, and I got betrayed by my own Beyblade. I willingly went to a torture facility and ripped apart my friend's puppet. I regret nothing" I had to. I'm sorry XD
3 words. Wyvern Heavy Yielding (W.H.Y) Why?

Red Eye: "Because I don't feel so good"

"Do you want to live in this boring reality, or do you want to change it with me?"

- Yuuta Togashi aka Dark Flame Master from Chuunibyou episode 12
[Image: giphy.gif]

UltimateMaster · Jul. 25, 2019 2:54 AM

(Jul. 25, 2019 2:50 AM)boigamer25 Wrote:
(Jul. 25, 2019 1:25 AM)Dash Driver Wrote: Aaaaah! My brain cells are rapidly deteriorating! The punny jokes are killing me!

3 words. Wyvern Heavy Yielding (W.H.Y) Why?
Red Eye: "Because I don't feel so good"

Thanos snapped Shu out of the series because “Lord, I don’t feel so good

The greatest story of all time didn’t start with ‘Once Upon a Time’ it started with ‘Welcome to the world of Beyblade’ instead.

Oh yeah, my favorite thing in the world is Beyblade! (And writing)

Idk go to:https://www.shantihershenson.com/

Dash Driver · Jul. 25, 2019 2:58 AM

(Jul. 25, 2019 2:54 AM)UltimateMaster Wrote:
(Jul. 25, 2019 2:50 AM)boigamer25 Wrote: Red Eye: "Because I don't feel so good"

Thanos snapped Shu out of the series because “Lord, I don’t feel so good

No.

10 letter word.

CheetoBlader · Jul. 25, 2019 3:05 AM

Fortnite players: Y’all never say any cool phrases like “Why you bully me?” And all of that good stuff! You only talk about some silly tops!
Bladers: Wyvern Heavy Yielding, Yegdrasil Oval Unite, Baldur Upper Limited Lift Yielding, Minoboros Edge.

Anyone get it?

CoolBlader63 · Jul. 25, 2019 3:07 AM

(Jul. 25, 2019 3:05 AM)CheetoBlader Wrote: Fortnite players: Y’all never say any cool phrases like “Why you bully me?” And all of that good stuff! You only talk about some silly tops!
Bladers: Wyvern Heavy Yielding, Yegdrasil Oval Unite, Baldur Upper Limited Lift Yielding, Minoboros Edge.

Anyone get it?

I get it!

Dash Driver · Jul. 25, 2019 3:33 AM

(Jul. 25, 2019 3:05 AM)CheetoBlader Wrote: Fortnite players: Y’all never say any cool phrases like “Why you bully me?” And all of that good stuff! You only talk about some silly tops!
Bladers: Wyvern Heavy Yielding, Yegdrasil Oval Unite, Baldur Upper Limited Lift Yielding, Minoboros Edge.

Anyone get it?

Archer Hercules Heavy Heavy Heavy Heavy!

10 letter word.

CoolBlader63 · Jul. 25, 2019 3:39 AM

(Jul. 25, 2019 3:33 AM)Dash Driver Wrote:
(Jul. 25, 2019 3:05 AM)CheetoBlader Wrote: Fortnite players: Y’all never say any cool phrases like “Why you bully me?” And all of that good stuff! You only talk about some silly tops!
Bladers: Wyvern Heavy Yielding, Yegdrasil Oval Unite, Baldur Upper Limited Lift Yielding, Minoboros Edge.

Anyone get it?
Archer Hercules Heavy Heavy Heavy Heavy!

That joke is Evipero. Polish, Impact, Cycle

BurningSands · Jul. 25, 2019 3:46 AM

These jokes are killing me aaa

Call me either Sands/Suns! That one female Beyblade fan

Pfp: Cedric from Arcaea by Nataslyn on Discord

[Status: Lurking]

CoolBlader63 · Jul. 25, 2019 3:47 AM

(Jul. 25, 2019 3:46 AM)XSabxManiacX Wrote: These jokes are killing me aaa

Me too lol

bekfastblader · Jul. 25, 2019 9:21 AM

3 words. Nepstrius.00.Blow

Yeet.

The greatest story of all time didn’t start with ‘Once Upon a Time’ it started with ‘Welcome to the world of Beyblade’ instead

Sorry UltimateMaster for copying you

boigamer25 · Jul. 26, 2019 12:14 AM

(Jul. 25, 2019 3:05 AM)CheetoBlader Wrote: Fortnite players: Y’all never say any cool phrases like “Why you bully me?” And all of that good stuff! You only talk about some silly tops!
Bladers: Wyvern Heavy Yielding, Yegdrasil Oval Unite, Baldur Upper Limited Lift Yielding, Minoboros Edge.

Anyone get it?

Archer Hurcules Atomic Heavy Atomic Heavy Atomic Heavy. Infinity Gen Oval Tripple Infinity Tripple!! Flugal Unite Nine Nine Yeilding!!

"Do you want to live in this boring reality, or do you want to change it with me?"

- Yuuta Togashi aka Dark Flame Master from Chuunibyou episode 12
[Image: giphy.gif]

Ash_Ketchum_007 · Jul. 26, 2019 8:14 AM

(Jul. 25, 2019 9:21 AM)bekfastblader Wrote: 3 words. Nepstrius.00.Blow

Lemme do 1 better than you. neptune.00b.survive

2 Versus 2 format should be a thing. Change my mind.

bekfastblader · Jul. 26, 2019 8:25 AM

(Jul. 26, 2019 8:14 AM)Ash_Ketchum_007 Wrote:
(Jul. 25, 2019 9:21 AM)bekfastblader Wrote: 3 words. Nepstrius.00.Blow

Lemme do 1 better than you. neptune.00b.survive

Lol

Yeet.

The greatest story of all time didn’t start with ‘Once Upon a Time’ it started with ‘Welcome to the world of Beyblade’ instead

Sorry UltimateMaster for copying you

Spriggan 2.0 · Jul. 30, 2019 3:36 PM

What the name of the beyblade game should've been:

Baldur. Edge. Yielding. Baldur. Limited. Assault. Deathscyther. Edge

View All Faces · Jul. 30, 2019 4:19 PM

Horizontal tecnique bladers in public

Random non blader: WATCH OUT! HE HAS A WEAPON!

You: Don't worry! It's just a toy in that looks like a gu..

Suddenly is dragged away by the police

Hey all, professional noob blader here. I enjoyed participating in the fighting of exploding spinning tops while pretending I know how inertia works. I will generally partake in gatherings of people with a similar interest of these rotating objects around the Greater Toronto Area (GTA). My favourite combos are essentially anything purple, gold, and sometimes a nice purl white. I don’t know how to make a cool banner so who those who actually know how this site works please feel free to message me about how I should know how to at this point lol.

Ash_Ketchum_007 · Jul. 30, 2019 4:29 PM

(Jul. 30, 2019 4:19 PM)henwooja1 Wrote: Horizontal tecnique bladers in public

Random non blader: WATCH OUT! HE HAS A WEAPON!

You: Don't worry! It's just a toy in that looks like a gu..

Suddenly is dragged away by the police

That's because they must have used the digital sword launcher......lol (I mean, it looks kinda dangerous to me)

2 Versus 2 format should be a thing. Change my mind.

Spriggan 2.0 · Jul. 30, 2019 4:32 PM

(Jul. 30, 2019 4:29 PM)Ash_Ketchum_007 Wrote:
(Jul. 30, 2019 4:19 PM)henwooja1 Wrote: Horizontal tecnique bladers in public

Random non blader: WATCH OUT! HE HAS A WEAPON!

You: Don't worry! It's just a toy in that looks like a gu..

Suddenly is dragged away by the police

That's because they must have used the digital sword launcher......lol (I mean, it looks kinda dangerous to me)

Actually, if you hold the mfb bey pointer grip in a specific way, it looks exactly like a gun

boigamer25 · Jul. 30, 2019 9:07 PM

What about the Beyblade gun launcher in MFB? Anyone remember the video BBG did about it XD

"Do you want to live in this boring reality, or do you want to change it with me?"

- Yuuta Togashi aka Dark Flame Master from Chuunibyou episode 12
[Image: giphy.gif]

Spriggan 2.0 · Jul. 30, 2019 9:11 PM

(Jul. 30, 2019 9:07 PM)boigamer25 Wrote: What about the Beyblade gun launcher in MFB? Anyone remember the video BBG did about it XD

But that was a burst launcher setup

boigamer25 · Jul. 30, 2019 9:12 PM

(Jul. 30, 2019 9:11 PM)Spriggan 2.0 Wrote:
(Jul. 30, 2019 9:07 PM)boigamer25 Wrote: What about the Beyblade gun launcher in MFB? Anyone remember the video BBG did about it XD

But that was a burst launcher setup

No, there was a Beyblade gun launcher video they did a while back. But I do remember the one you're talking about

"Do you want to live in this boring reality, or do you want to change it with me?"

- Yuuta Togashi aka Dark Flame Master from Chuunibyou episode 12
[Image: giphy.gif]

Foxblade · Jul. 30, 2019 9:31 PM

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c...r_sole.jpg what its shu isn't it?

davidclo · Aug. 20, 2019 6:24 AM

(Nov. 28, 2018 1:15 PM)Turbo blader Wrote: Lol...............
Look same...

Slash Phoenix · Nov. 08, 2019 4:47 AM

Judgement Joker equals The Joker from Dc Comics but he´s on drugs so he´s spinning around at high speed

Plasma Fists!

Suoh sadboii · Nov. 08, 2019 3:18 PM

We need to ERASE this thread.

Twelvangla · Nov. 26, 2019 9:25 AM

How did Ace Dragon get its name?
WHEN DRUM KORYU GETS GOOD GRADES HE NAMED IT "ACE" DRAGON

One featuring non-bladers
Looks at 2d drawing of Beyblade side view
Them: UnDeRpAnTs

Beyblades never die