Here's one of mine:
Kid: In your face!
Me: In YOUR face!
Kid: What?!
Me: Exactly.

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I Never had any good come backs.....because by the time someone has said something stupid to me from ten seconds it takes me to walkaway and ten more seconds it takes me to turn around. there wasnt anything left to be said, I was going back into the same trouble that started in Jr High.

I didnt like talking and in my mind people didnt need to know my voice.

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"I kept it all, even though I knew I was never going to return."

My DeviantART pages AdarkerNEMISIS 

sometimes I say '*ACHOO* sorry Im allergic to your Bullsh*t'

Didn't I already say this? Check the first page, Chups.

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Person:"Brad, sign my launcher! Brad, sign everything I own!"
BeyBrad:"Did you see me sign that kid's shoe? He was like 'BRAD, CAN U SIGHN MAH SHOO?!' and I was like 'Yeeeaaahhh... ?'
CyberBlader27: Cant believe I missed Beyblade Crusade 2011... :( LMAO Quotes:

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I beat my brother in an anime style way but i then found out that u cant use quick plays from your hand on your opponents turn.

Did you have duel disks? Or were you on motorcycles?

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

seriously, just stop being so damn lazy.

purple ponies

Name: Seniel hatakashi
Nationality: American
Personality: Energetic, Friendly, Loyal, and Good humored, tempered
Age: 12
Team: none
Bey: Gravitate Pegasus (or spaţiu) AMGB 159 (Armored Magnetic Gravity Bowl) CS

ahem
what are you doing?

Name: Kastu Katsume
Nationality: American
Personality: Energetic, Friendly, Loyal, and Good humored
Age: 15
Team: none
Bey: Lunar Raven (or Corus) AMGB 155 (Armored Magnetic Gravity Bowl) CS

My biggest phobia is... wait for it... Dark Wolf.

Lol
Its to much strength to handle. Lol

Part of the day:

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BD145 (Boost Disk 145)
* Weight: 8 grams

BD145 shares a similar trait with its partner Hell, in that, like Hell is one of the widest Metal Wheels ever released, BD145 is the widest Track ever. This Track is unique both because of its width and also its ability to change modes. Changing modes is similar to how it is done with SW145, however this time, instead of removing the changeable part from the bottom and flipping it, it is removed from the top and then flipped. BD145 has two modes:

* Normal Mode

In Normal Mode the "Boost Disk" sits lower on the Track, which causes most Beyblades to scrape the Beystadium floor easily due to the three downward facing protrusions. However, when using a taller Bottom such as RF, this tendency is lessened somewhat, and the wide diameter of BD145, while it is not able to necessarily provide Smash Attack, it assists in "pushing" the opposing Beyblade out of the Beystadium.

* Boost Mode

Boost Mode works exclusively in combination with Hell. The three upward facing protrusions on BD145 go past the bottom of the Metal Wheel into the gaps of Hell itself and unlike Normal Mode, there is absolutely no space between the Metal Wheel and Boost Disk. This mode has proven to be incredibly effective in Stamina, Defense, and even Attack customizations.
Use in Attack Customizations

Somewhat surprisingly, BD145 found use in Attack customizations such as MF Lightning L-Drago BD145LRF. The increased diameter allowed by BD145 makes it easier to strike the opposing Beyblade, and in combination with the high Smash Attack of Lightning L-Drago and the speed of LRF, this combination is deadly.
Use in Defense Customizations

BD145 is the heaviest Track available, and that along with the fact that it almost completely nullifies low Attackers makes it one of the best Defense Tracks available. It can be used in the custom MF-H Basalt Kerbecs BD145CS/MB.
Use in Balance Customization

Along with having great Stamina, the combo MF Hell Bull/Kerbecs BD145CS (Boost Mode) also has good Defense against Attackers which will be partially neutralized by both the wide, plastic "Boost Disk", and the rubber surrounding the sharp tip of CS.

Thank you Beywiki!

( I don't know if this counts as a comeback but its funny )
i bumped in to this weak kid and hes like u wanna fight and im like u mean tussle? yeah he says so he starts hittin me ( this was near some shopping centre ) anyway i went into elevators to try and lose him but he kept following me so i went outside and waited 5 mins then i saw a cab and shoved the kid in and told him my friends address and gave him $30
EDIT: ok my post is proably gettin reported for SPAM but i just remembered it was a dream no way i'd have $30

( I don't know if this counts as a comeback but its funny )
i bumped in to this weak kid and hes like u wanna fight and im like u mean tussle? yeah he says so he starts hittin me ( this was near some shopping centre ) anyway i went into elevators to try and lose him but he kept following me so i went outside and waited 5 mins then i saw a cab and shoved the kid in and told him my friends address and gave him $30

I'm sorry, but everything about this post is confusing and seems incredibly wrong.

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first off, i think this thread is just going to become a spam trap and a swear trap...

i do not really have any good comebacks, but i guess i would say: so what? everyone has a opinion/why should i care about your opinion

my mom says "just laugh it off, as people who insult you are looking for that negative emotion from you, they want you to get angry or sad, if you ignore them they will keep trying until you stop ignoring, but if you laugh at yourself they will give up"

thats what she tells me, but i haven't had the opportunity to do it

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This topic be dumb.

And I didn't say that so I could get someone to say a comeback.



Anyone got one that at least makes me laugh?


Oh, and nothing beats "yo mamma"

If you ever called a nerd at all this is the comeback you should use:

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"A nerd is someone really smart in a particular field and by calling me a nerd you must think that I am intelligent and you would only call someone intelligent if you thought they were smarter than you."

Personally I like the idea of this thread. We can learn witty comebacks ourselves which we can use in the future. I came on this thread to find a few good ones and I did do I am happyXD.

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My comeback is a right hook in the jaw.

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Thanks Kai-V!
Member of The Prodigies - Professional Beyblade Team

Nice comeback im going to use it.

Anyway mine is when this kid went up to me and said you felt me and i said you're just saying that cus u want me to

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Stop that, duh right now, or i'll put my asian music fulll volume

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My Youtube If you live in Perth click here to have some battles. All credit goes to DX for the avatar.

My best comeback is when someone called me a nerd @#$%$#@ so i told him to look at himself in the mirror first

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IB Revolution

Credit to othellog for this really cool and awesome signature.You rock

My comeback is a right hook in the jaw.

That's my favorite comeback so far. Direct, but it'll keep him in a daze.

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"Life isn't about how hard you can hit;
it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward"
{[YT]} [|BEYBLOG|] (â—ŠSoG-My Bookâ—Š)/<DA>\

When someone commented on my friends potential for losing virginity because he brought his PSP, I said to the offender:

[WARNING: MATURE]

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You probably shove particular electronic devices into a certain part of your body, why else would someone go on such a tangent about a PSP?

DUDE: Your so dumb you traded your car for petrol

Me: I don't have a car......

DUD: ok..........

Yeah he just walked away knowing he just got pwned.

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~Credit to BBS and STF for this Signature~

ok some over weight kid started cussing me out cause I would move for my seat, even though I was a freshmen and he was a senior
I turn around saying "you must be one weak *beep* is you try hiding behind words"
He resorts to more cussing
I come out striking a demented look like I would completely waste the guy and said" you know, that foul language is making me think you need a fist in the face"
he runs scared and trips as I go back to being my happy normal self.

sometimes I say '*ACHOO* sorry Im allergic to your Bullsh*t'

Didn't I already say this? Check the first page, Chups.

That's nice that you said it as well? It says your favourite. Doesnt mean we cannot share the same Favourite.

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Credit to Omega.
UniquE - Professional Beyblade team located in Melbourne.

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sometimes I say '*ACHOO* sorry Im allergic to your Bullsh*t'

Didn't I already say this? Check the first page, Chups.

That's nice that you said it as well? It says your favourite. Doesnt mean we cannot share the same Favourite.

Good point. I just have a tendency to point things out annoyingly.

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Person:"Brad, sign my launcher! Brad, sign everything I own!"
BeyBrad:"Did you see me sign that kid's shoe? He was like 'BRAD, CAN U SIGHN MAH SHOO?!' and I was like 'Yeeeaaahhh... ?'
CyberBlader27: Cant believe I missed Beyblade Crusade 2011... :( LMAO Quotes:

Spoiler (Click to View)

I beat my brother in an anime style way but i then found out that u cant use quick plays from your hand on your opponents turn.

Did you have duel disks? Or were you on motorcycles?

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

seriously, just stop being so damn lazy.

purple ponies

Name: Seniel hatakashi
Nationality: American
Personality: Energetic, Friendly, Loyal, and Good humored, tempered
Age: 12
Team: none
Bey: Gravitate Pegasus (or spaţiu) AMGB 159 (Armored Magnetic Gravity Bowl) CS

ahem
what are you doing?

Name: Kastu Katsume
Nationality: American
Personality: Energetic, Friendly, Loyal, and Good humored
Age: 15
Team: none
Bey: Lunar Raven (or Corus) AMGB 155 (Armored Magnetic Gravity Bowl) CS

My biggest phobia is... wait for it... Dark Wolf.

Lol
Its to much strength to handle. Lol

Part of the day:

Spoiler (Click to View)

BD145 (Boost Disk 145)
* Weight: 8 grams

BD145 shares a similar trait with its partner Hell, in that, like Hell is one of the widest Metal Wheels ever released, BD145 is the widest Track ever. This Track is unique both because of its width and also its ability to change modes. Changing modes is similar to how it is done with SW145, however this time, instead of removing the changeable part from the bottom and flipping it, it is removed from the top and then flipped. BD145 has two modes:

* Normal Mode

In Normal Mode the "Boost Disk" sits lower on the Track, which causes most Beyblades to scrape the Beystadium floor easily due to the three downward facing protrusions. However, when using a taller Bottom such as RF, this tendency is lessened somewhat, and the wide diameter of BD145, while it is not able to necessarily provide Smash Attack, it assists in "pushing" the opposing Beyblade out of the Beystadium.

* Boost Mode

Boost Mode works exclusively in combination with Hell. The three upward facing protrusions on BD145 go past the bottom of the Metal Wheel into the gaps of Hell itself and unlike Normal Mode, there is absolutely no space between the Metal Wheel and Boost Disk. This mode has proven to be incredibly effective in Stamina, Defense, and even Attack customizations.
Use in Attack Customizations

Somewhat surprisingly, BD145 found use in Attack customizations such as MF Lightning L-Drago BD145LRF. The increased diameter allowed by BD145 makes it easier to strike the opposing Beyblade, and in combination with the high Smash Attack of Lightning L-Drago and the speed of LRF, this combination is deadly.
Use in Defense Customizations

BD145 is the heaviest Track available, and that along with the fact that it almost completely nullifies low Attackers makes it one of the best Defense Tracks available. It can be used in the custom MF-H Basalt Kerbecs BD145CS/MB.
Use in Balance Customization

Along with having great Stamina, the combo MF Hell Bull/Kerbecs BD145CS (Boost Mode) also has good Defense against Attackers which will be partially neutralized by both the wide, plastic "Boost Disk", and the rubber surrounding the sharp tip of CS.

Thank you Beywiki!

Once this kid was annoying me:
Kid: "Go away you head"
Me: "Are you implying that I have an cranium?"
Kid: "Cra-what?"
Me: "Exactly"
Kid: "Can I use this sharpie to right NERD on your head?"
Me: Can I right L on yours?"
Kid: (Growls) Howbout I write dumb@$$ on you.
Me: At least I can spell that.
That kid totally went berserk haha.

Chups: I use that heaps.

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Check out my pro channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/WraithWBO
Check out my pro team: http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Melbourn...The-Elites

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

some kid makes fun of my mom
me:at least i have a mom and not two dads

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xlr8 made my awesome sig also loooooool http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Face-hunters what has become of us?!?

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lol wut

It all matters on the power you have in your bey and 'bey-spirit' or insanity in Ryuuga's case.

Why is the loading sign a ldrago???

Because loading times are evil, much like L Drago.

Imagine if like, half of them turned out to be Aries?

some of us know where you live

lol great now brads having stalker thoughts lol

some of us know where you live

It's like, I wake up in the middle of the night and you're on my ceiling decked in black with night vision goggles. All of a sudden the light flickers and I'm surrounded by the comity and I'm just standing in my PJ's going "WTF?!"

Then I wake up and my Beyblade collection is gone. :' (

We ought to have a web comic for stuff like this...

My collection

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hasbro:galaxy pegasus, phantom orion hyperblade, diablo nemesis hyperblade, hades kerbecs, teisted tempo, ray striker, burn fireblaze, bakushin susanow,l drago destroy hyperblade, evil befall, screw capricorn, meteo l drago, meteo l drago assault mode, lightning l drago, storm aquario, grand cetus blue, gravity destroyer, earth virgo, night virgo, fury capricorn, midnight bull, poison zurafa, nightmare rex, rock leone, rock aries, flame saggitario, flame libra, thermal pisces, flame byxis, rock scorpio, fang leone spark fx, samurai ifrit, thief phoenix, and the air synchrome 2-pack.
Takara Tomy: ultimate synchrome dx set defense stamina, scythe kronos, variares, and flash sagittario.
also, i am going to be getting the ultimate dx set soon.

some kid makes fun of my mom
me:at least i have a mom and not two dads

Nice job making fun of gay people.

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Once this kid was annoying me:
Kid: "Go away you head"
Me: "Are you implying that I have an cranium?"
Kid: "Cra-what?"
Me: "Exactly"
Kid: "Can I use this sharpie to right NERD on your head?"
Me: Can I right L on yours?"
Kid: (Growls) Howbout I right dumb@$$ on you.
Me: At least I can spell that.
That kid totally went berserk haha.

Chups: I use that heaps.

Apparently, you can't either...

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"Life isn't about how hard you can hit;
it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward"
{[YT]} [|BEYBLOG|] (â—ŠSoG-My Bookâ—Š)/<DA>\

Once this kid was annoying me:
Kid: "Go away you head"
Me: "Are you implying that I have an cranium?"
Kid: "Cra-what?"
Me: "Exactly"
Kid: "Can I use this sharpie to right NERD on your head?"
Me: Can I right L on yours?"
Kid: (Growls) Howbout I write dumb@$$ on you.
Me: At least I can spell that.
That kid totally went berserk haha.

Chups: I use that heaps.

Apparently, you can't either...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I didn't notice that. Sorry, I'm half asleep.

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Beafowl FTW! Thanks Omega!
Check out my pro channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/WraithWBO
Check out my pro team: http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Melbourn...The-Elites

Really stupid quotes (Click to View)

heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

My comeback is a right hook in the jaw.

Yes!!! Finally i thought i was the only one to get into fights, except i tend to go for their nose (slightest hit hurts like hell) or neck (paralyze them for a few seconds)

note: when i mean neck, i don't mean strangle them, as thats just bad, i gt a pressure points to either pin them or paralyze...

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some kid makes fun of my mom
me:at least i have a mom and not two dads

OH SNAP ive got nothing against gays my mums friend is gay

This is mine:

"Why you INSIGNIFICANT piece of psychological INGENUITY! How DARE you insinuate that I, I would tolerate such a DIABOLICAL and UNETHICAL INSULT!!!"

People will say you "talked school" to them. The looks on their faces are the best part .

This is the best come back for only one reason.All the bullies and n00bs don't know what your saying .Come backs i don't have one i just shut my mouth up and doing waht i was doing 0-0.i only got in a fight once my whole life to ofcourse i won. (-.-)Y

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some kid makes fun of my mom
me:at least i have a mom and not two dads

Nice job making fun of gay people.

Nods* I agree.You said everything that was needed to say. but everyone has jokes thrown towards them. Depends on how you react .Kid says hahaha you must like boys.You really?Maybe your just confused about yourself so u make fun of others. Just handle it with a comeback on this page or something 0-0.I thought of one.My brother said the world would be better without you.I reply:Yep it sure would be better if you were gone .

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Well can u jack my swag :P