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Your Best Comebacks - Sparta - Jun. 22, 2011
What were some of your best comeback moments?
Mine: I was outside at recess and a jerk came up to me and said "wow you're such an @$$#@!%!" and I said "Wow, I used to make lame comments like that...then I turned 3"
RE: Your Best Comebacks - The Fire Wyrm - Jun. 22, 2011
Someone called me a nerd then I called them an @$$#@!% then they said how am I an @$$#@!% And I said Everything that you're saying is BullCarp
this is my worst one. Cant remeber the others
RE: Your Best Comebacks - Horser - Jun. 22, 2011
Mmmmmmmmm.... my best comeback was when some kid said I was nerdy, but then I said....YOUR FACE!
RE: Your Best Comebacks - Raigeko13 - Jun. 22, 2011
*le bully is calling/cussing me out*
*le that's what she said/your mom said last night*
Or if they aren't that bad and you just want to stop them, and make them laugh, say bullsharts.
Works like a charm.
RE: Your Best Comebacks - NoodooSoup - Jun. 22, 2011
'Cool story, bro'. Works every time
RE: Your Best Comebacks - ƛnubis - Jun. 22, 2011
I was polishing my magnum one day and a kid ame up and said.
kid: Magnums are for babies.
Me: * Shoots kid in foot*
kid Whyyy
me Whose a baby know.
RE: Your Best Comebacks - Khel - Jun. 22, 2011
Can't really say my best one, but the most recent was when a friend and I were discussing the match during the last UFC. At one point he had said something to which I responded "And knowing is half the battle" (A GI Joe quote)
Trying to be a smartass, my buddy posed the question "So Arjun, what exactly is the other half?". To which I responded "Winning" (no that's not meant to be a charlie sheen reference).
Needless to say I won the little banter we had.
Just a general note. A good comeback usually doesn't involve violence. "your mom" or other lame duck responses don't really count.
RE: Your Best Comebacks - ƛnubis - Jun. 22, 2011
(Jun. 22, 2011 10:28 PM)NoodooSoup Wrote: 'Cool story, bro'. Works every time
Oh God were you the one who taught Nano that. He spames it so much.
RE: Your Best Comebacks - NoodooSoup - Jun. 22, 2011
(Jun. 22, 2011 10:32 PM)Anubis132 Wrote:(Jun. 22, 2011 10:28 PM)NoodooSoup Wrote: 'Cool story, bro'. Works every time
Oh God were you the one who taught Nano that. He spames it so much.
Haha, no. It's actually an internet meme. Search Google, and you'll find out.
RE: Your Best Comebacks - Nano - Jun. 22, 2011
(Jun. 22, 2011 10:32 PM)Anubis132 Wrote:(Jun. 22, 2011 10:28 PM)NoodooSoup Wrote: 'Cool story, bro'. Works every time
Oh God were you the one who taught Nano that. He spames it so much.
~ahem~ Cool story bro.
We all know "Your mom" works every time. [/sarcasm]
RE: Your Best Comebacks - Callum6939 - Jun. 22, 2011
Comebacks? Meh,
Well people always say 'I should f****** die, then the world would be happy', I don't really care what they say... Even when people punch me I just don't care, but if anyone F****** insults my family, my comeback is a full out fist fight...
I can't stand people insulting people without others knowing their being insulted, but I've been punched to much I don't feel pain (it's upsetting) so I just fight till the other backs down, I've left school... So it should be good now
Also my life tends to be the opposite to what it seems, as I usually look happy and always caring, but behind that is a dark past, and revenge and hatred living inside, meh
So I don't use come backs, I suck at them, my fists are my comebacks lol, I don't look like a fighter, but I have a reputation of fighting and winning.
Sorry for a long story about... Well hatred I guess, only mild hatred IMO
RE: Your Best Comebacks - Chinmoku - Jun. 23, 2011
This is mine:
"Why you INSIGNIFICANT piece of psychological INGENUITY! How DARE you insinuate that I, I would tolerate such a DIABOLICAL and UNETHICAL INSULT!!!"
People will say you "talked school" to them. The looks on their faces are the best part
.
RE: Your Best Comebacks - CyberBlader27 - Jun. 23, 2011
(Jun. 23, 2011 1:55 AM)Chinmoku Wrote: This is mine:
"Why you INSIGNIFICANT piece of psychological INGENUITY! How DARE you insinuate that I, I would tolerate such a DIABOLICAL and UNETHICAL INSULT!!!"
People will say you "talked school" to them. The looks on their faces are the best part
This = Epicness
I love using big words to mess peoples' brains up!
RE: Your Best Comebacks - leonebest - Jun. 23, 2011
(Jun. 22, 2011 9:13 PM)Sparta Wrote: What were some of your best comeback moments?
Mine: I was outside at recess and a jerk came up to me and said "wow you're such an @$$#@!%!" and I said "Wow, I used to make lame comments like that...then I turned 3"
lol thats mine exept its not three its like one ore 4 or somthing i dont know it verys alot
kid: i bet your d*** is smal
me: so your gay because you look?
or ( well i used to be able to say this)
kid: your gay
me: no im not
kid: your gay
and i have a girl friend tell me where yours is.
man when your 11 like i am trust me its aaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllooooooottttt worse (most people have already experincced this )
RE: Your Best Comebacks - ƛnubis - Jun. 23, 2011
(Jun. 23, 2011 2:03 AM)leone=best Wrote:(Jun. 22, 2011 9:13 PM)Sparta Wrote: What were some of your best comeback moments?
Mine: I was outside at recess and a jerk came up to me and said "wow you're such an @$$#@!%!" and I said "Wow, I used to make lame comments like that...then I turned 3"
lol thats mine exept its not three its like one ore 4 or somthing i dont know it verys alot
kid: i bet your d*** is smal
me: so your gay because you look?
or ( well i used to be able to say this)
kid: your gay
me: no im not
kid: your gay
and i have a girl friend tell me where yours is.
Never use gay as an insult.
RE: Your Best Comebacks - xXCL0UDXx - Jun. 23, 2011
mine is :
guy:why you have such a big head
ME:i dont know why are you so fat
guy:WAS THAT A FAT JOKE!?
me:your a fat joke...
guy:im gonna pound yout a$$
me:funny thats what i said to your mama last night
...*reads comic*
RE: Your Best Comebacks - CyberBlader27 - Jun. 23, 2011
(Jun. 23, 2011 2:03 AM)leone=best Wrote:(Jun. 22, 2011 9:13 PM)Sparta Wrote: What were some of your best comeback moments?
Mine: I was outside at recess and a jerk came up to me and said "wow you're such an @$$#@!%!" and I said "Wow, I used to make lame comments like that...then I turned 3"
lol thats mine exept its not three its like one ore 4 or somthing i dont know it verys alot
kid: i bet your d*** is smal
me: so your gay because you look?
or ( well i used to be able to say this)
kid: your gay
me: no im not
kid: your gay
and i have a girl friend tell me where yours is.
man when your 11 like i am trust me its aaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllooooooottttt worse (most people have already experincced this )
Okay, hold up. This sounds like a word-fight and you losing. Calling someone gay is sooo original [/sarcasm] It's pretty much just you and the kid calling each other gay...
And don't do that...
RE: Your Best Comebacks - WhyD125 - Jun. 23, 2011
(Jun. 22, 2011 9:54 PM)Reapers_Embrace Wrote: Mmmmmmmmm.... my best comeback was when some kid said I was nerdy, but then I said....YOUR FACE!
You're not good with comebacks, are you?
I hate when people use that kind of comeback.
Me: This is boring.
Guy: U no wuts boring, YOUR face/mom/girlfriend/life/submarine!
My best:
Guy: {insert insult}
Me: Get a life.
RE: Your Best Comebacks - xXCL0UDXx - Jun. 23, 2011
(Jun. 23, 2011 2:10 AM)WhyD125 Wrote:guy is yor face herting(Jun. 22, 2011 9:54 PM)Reapers_Embrace Wrote: Mmmmmmmmm.... my best comeback was when some kid said I was nerdy, but then I said....YOUR FACE!
You're not good with comebacks, are you?
I hate when people use that kind of comeback.
Me: This is boring.
Guy: U no wuts boring, YOUR face/mom/girlfriend/life/submarine!
My best:
Guy: {insert insult}
Me: Get a life.
me:no
guy:well its hurting me
me:go fu$$ yourself
RE: Your Best Comebacks - PattyCakeChamp! - Jun. 23, 2011
Said to a reaaaaaaallllly annoying kid ...
Me: I was sitting there
Kid: Well I am now
Me: Do you have some kind of disorder ???
Kid: No Shut up
Me: Is it OBCD
Kid: *walks away really mad*
Oh and my bro said I am going to ba doctor what are you gonna be doin ?!?!?
Me: Your Wife
RE: Your Best Comebacks - leonebest - Jun. 23, 2011
(Jun. 23, 2011 2:08 AM)CyberBlader27 Wrote:(Jun. 23, 2011 2:03 AM)leone=best Wrote:(Jun. 22, 2011 9:13 PM)Sparta Wrote: What were some of your best comeback moments?
Mine: I was outside at recess and a jerk came up to me and said "wow you're such an @$$#@!%!" and I said "Wow, I used to make lame comments like that...then I turned 3"
lol thats mine exept its not three its like one ore 4 or somthing i dont know it verys alot
kid: i bet your d*** is smal
me: so your gay because you look?
or ( well i used to be able to say this)
kid: your gay
me: no im not
kid: your gay
and i have a girl friend tell me where yours is.
man when your 11 like i am trust me its aaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllooooooottttt worse (most people have already experincced this )
Okay, hold up. This sounds like a word-fight and you losing. Calling someone gay is sooo original [/sarcasm] It's pretty much just you and the kid calling each other gay...
And im not so good with come backs
and im not so good with comebacks
RE: Your Best Comebacks - CyberBlader27 - Jun. 23, 2011
Really, you edited my post for no reason.
I JUST SAID DON'T CALL PEOPLE GAY (that much
)
RE: Your Best Comebacks - Chups - Jun. 23, 2011
Wow. some people in this thread.....
Sometimes I say 'Wow...This kid" sometimes I say '*ACHOO* sorry Im allergic to your Bullsh*t'
I dont use comebacks very often. I rather use brains to get myself out of things? But I do like some
RE: Your Best Comebacks - The Fire Wyrm - Jun. 23, 2011
Here is one of my good ones.
Kid:You're an @$$
Me
kayKid:You're an elephants @$$
Me
kayKid
uck My ---- You Mother------Me
kayKid
TOP SAYING THAT YOU --------- -------------- ---------------- ------ ---------------- ----- --------------- ------------------ ----------------------Me
kay
RE: Your Best Comebacks - Ninja Crab - Jun. 23, 2011
ok i said i wanted to order something from this magazine and there was a really good looking guy on the front and my friend went wat r u ordering wait let me guess him and he pointed to the dude so im like why would i order ur ex-boyfriend ' snaps fingers '
oh wait i just remembered more there is this kid at skool who i really hate and yer he tried to make fun of me but no one laughed then i said im sorry i dont speak retard what did u say? and everybody laughed