Helloooo WBO!

I have been constantly been asked to do a story or something like that for the wbo. I decided to take a twist on that, and create this: the news iron!

What is the News Iron?

The news iron is a monthly sketch written by yours truly! It involves the "ironing," or satirical commentary and the creation of comedy including of big events on the wbo and beyblade.

What won't be on TIBNI?"

Anything that doesn't conform to WBO rules ( religious, sexual, political, personal, etc.) Or anything not relating to beyblade will never appear on TIBNI.

What will appear on TIBNI?

WBO news, WBBA news, commentary, the roasting of members*, and all that good stuff will appear on TIBNI.

Release dates:

Annual release calendars:

10/31
11/30
12/31
1/31
2/28 or 2/29 if leap year
3/31
4/30
5/31
6/30
7/31
8/31
9/30

Released Issues:
October 2015:

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October TIBNI:

BOO! Did I scare you? No? That's no fun!

This is officially the first TIBNI, so let's get to news.

On October 3rd, 2015, our near pessimistic wiki merged with the preferred and larger beyblade wiki! This is wonderful news, and now I don't need to see the DJ's grumpy face anymore! Toast to more optimistic and knowledgeable beyblade wiki arcticles!

Odin Central Blow was released on October 17th, 2015. Odin is wonderful, but Blow seriously blew our minds with how horrific it performs! Ehh, I guess the name fits because that's what happens when it gets hit, I bet that's what Tomy was aiming for, to make it get blown out by other Beyblades.

We just got our first scans on the releases from December through February! Like usual, there is the attack bias! While Excalibur is getting all the praise for an aggressive looking layer and rubber driver, there are already rumors of banning Neptune for looking too defensive. Yes, I'm looking at you Flame~Capricorn!

Time to give honorable mentions: On the WBO, Meta Madness is making an epic comic series that started last month! Keep up the good work, and continue to bring smiles onto the members. By the way, you get a free invisible face for that!

Thanks to UltimateOrion, We now have numerous new helpful threads in the Burst Customizations Forum! The one I really want to thank him for is the Overlooked parts thread. Now people can think twice before immediately jumping the gun and saying bad things and making a blog about all of its flaws before being reminded of its uses! Yes, I'm looking at you Bey Brad!

Now, time to give the invisible face to the winners of tournaments! They go to: StormJupiter, 1234Beyblade, yashpinto, christophermk, xHB SAUCEx, ashton pinto, Agent-312, ZachBob, pyrus10000, and lawesomeness Its so invisible it doesn't even register, so you got a special face there!

Hope you had a fun time reading! See you next month!

November TIBNI:

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Hey y'all! How delicious was your turkey? If you're Canadian, how was your turkey last month? Either ways, I come here to bring you TIBNI!

Well, I'll put a rather important update. I am more enveloped in different hobbies, like speedcubing, and more involved in a different forum group, that of a game called "Space Engine". Finally people that understand my sciency nature! Don't worry, I'll come back here each month to rack up the beyblade feed and slap it here!

One more thing, I will make winning an invisible face only possible through getting an honorable mention! Now if the invisible face was an official WBO award, but ehh, me awarding the best face on the WBO in the magic way it is given right now is awesome enough!

Wow, we have witnessed the release of SEVEN beyblades this month! Still, most of them are conglomerations of useless parts, that's at least what I heard Bey Brad said. Other wise, we have witnessed how low Tomy is becoming on innovative parts! They have officially turned a Phillips head into a driver! They pretty much got a mold error for quake and then said "Hey, let's make this funky one-second-job driver official on minoboros!" Hey, Ring rings a bell on the scale of interesting!

We got our first major scans of Excallibur too! I bet it will be Extremely OP, and will probably kill any newbie who doesn't know how to use attack types! Yes, I am looking at you Leone 7! Hey, also another example of Tomy's poor creativity! Extreme is an EXTREME cliche of dominant rubber bottoms! Hooray....

Now, for honourable mentions!

J.I.N.B.E.E. has announced the release of Kik doodles! Boy do they look fun! I encourage you to keep doing what you love and to include Jade Blaze W105 PD! Maybe not the Jade Blaze part, but invisible face to you!

gankoba has released videos of our awesome requested battles. This is great, because now he can show us how each part works together! Invisible face to you too!

Welp, I guess I ran out of leftover thanksgiving turkey! I will see you next month!

I hope y'all enjoy!

* A poll will be set up if you grant me the permission to roast you on the news iron. Know that everything is in good will, and not meant to be taken personally.

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Balro gang 

I don't think "the roasting of members" should be a thing, it creates toxicity in an already elitist community.

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https://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Beyblad...pid1530998

PLEASE READ MY STORY PLEASE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I don't think "the roasting of members" should be a thing, it creates toxicity in an already elitist community.

Look at this guy


Am I doing it right?

This idea seems interesting, although some people are gonna get butt hurt.

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Signature credit to Leet.o

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Threads you should read:

Pony King ? God, can't believe I typed this. I have to put my keyboard in the dishwasher now...

dude are you a gangster

LOL did you asked Midnight to take that pic?

When a monochrome picture is posted on WBO, it doesn't mean that it's always from Midnight.

I wouldn't trust someone with that many Cancer faces.

Well damn.

@[The Supreme One] Soul Baez V145AS

There's nothing else really to do or say except wait for the Superbowl, but I'm only here so I don't get fined.



Time. *gets up and leaves*

We won't have tournaments in the winter. Cause we are not one of those Canadian people where they just go outside like nothing happened to their hands.

i like my coffee like i like my men B)



i don't like coffee

I never have.

*Ginga*.. you're drunk bro... go home.. : )

Tbh SGMS & BDMS are kinda worthless.
MSUV is a far better spent investment; DGMF is even better IMO.

Um what? You're just saying that because you're a dragoon fanboy...

Why would I be suspended????

HMS summarised:




Anything not Tornado Type S:  Wolborg will leave you #rekt




Otherwise:  Go crazy with Ultimate Grip Flat 




For something less cookie-cutter:  Jiraiya sure is sexy

Is Wolborg 2 useless for competitive play?

Extremely useless. 
Now, if you come upon one I'll just PM you my address so you can throw it away. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I wasn't looking for Beyblade Underwear, I swear

I don't think "the roasting of members" should be a thing, it creates toxicity in an already elitist community,.

It is all in good will and not to be taken personally. If you do, just feel free to pm me and I will either change it or delete it all together. Either way, roastings will be rare and only if something regarding them happens, and they don't take it personally. That's when roasts occur.

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Balro gang 

Roasting members probably wouldn't be a great idea, since we don't want members to have a huge misunderstanding on a joke, or comment directed towards them.

Also, pretty sure this would be fine if people and wubo events weren't being made fun of. Again; big misunderstandings can and will happen

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Roasting members probably wouldn't be a great idea, since we don't want members to have a huge misunderstanding on a joke, or comment directed towards them.

Also, pretty sure this would be fine if people and wubo events weren't being made fun of. Again; big misunderstandings can and will happen

If misunderstandings are made, just pm me so I can either clarify or change.

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Balro gang 

I was actually about to post "Interesting idea". Personally, I am all up to be roasted, no problem.

You can also roast/fry/cook me without any problem.

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Basically, as much as it will ruin the surprise for that person in particular, you could always just send them the script or whatever of the roast to the specific Member in private and ask them if they are OK with it.

It sounds like an interesting idea! Areet den, mee dare ya!

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My Cho-Z Reaper Deathscyther .12.Cr concept render, click below to see!

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No I don't plan on doing more yet.

I should probably go back to making fan custom Zero G beyblade concepts again

Okay, I know the roasts sound exciting, but they will happen whenever something big regarding a particular user happens. So roasts won't happen every in every TIBNI

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Balro gang 

I say why the heck not! You can roast me anytime
Ok that sounded a bit wrong... XD

I say go ahead. If people got butthurt about it it's their fault because it clearly says not to take it personally.

DO IT

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Tournaments I've Attended (Click to View)

4/29/12: The Spring Sortie (BB-10)
7/22/12: The Triple Threat (MFB+Plastics+HMS formats)
9/23/12: Autumn's Assault (Zero G)
October 2012: October Achtung (Zero G) (placed second)
12/15/12: Holiday Havoc! (Zero-G)
2/24/13: Paper vs. Plastic (Zero-G+Plastic Formats)
4/21/13: BR Maryland Qualifier (Zero-G)
5/26/12: BeyDays 2013! (BB-10) (placed first)
7/14/13: Heated Metal Plastic-y Madness! (HMS + Plastics) (placed third in HMS)
7/20/13: The Bey Brawl! (BB-10)
9/28/13 "OK, alright, mirai~!" (BB-10) (placed second)
12/15/13 No Limit Holdem'! (Zero-G, Limited)
1/19/14 Happy Gnu Year! (Zero-G)
2/23/14 Better Late Than Never! (Limited, Plastics, which I got 3rd in)
3/29/14 GBT2 North Carolina Qualfier (Limited, got 4th)
3/30/14 GBT2 Maryland Qualifier (Limited)
6/8/14 A Prehistoric Venture (Limited, HMS, placed first in HMS)
6/21/14 A Timely Farewell (Standard, Tag-Team (not official format), Zero-G, placed first in tag-team and third in Zero-G)

My Testing Threads (All Zero-G) (Click to View)

Diablo Kerbecs E230CF
SB Discussion
Q Discussion
MB Discussion
RS Discussion
BWD Discussion
MF-H Gravity Perseus BD145 RDF
MF-H Duo F230CF
F:S Discussion
SA165 Discussion

HMS Resources (Click to View)

HMS Question and Answer Thread
Competitive HMS Combos List
HMS Parts Discussion
HMS General Discussion

A roast eh? Hope there is room for me. There better and always be room for me of course!

Sounds fun


permission granted

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Signature credit to Leet.o

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Threads you should read:

Pony King ? God, can't believe I typed this. I have to put my keyboard in the dishwasher now...

dude are you a gangster

LOL did you asked Midnight to take that pic?

When a monochrome picture is posted on WBO, it doesn't mean that it's always from Midnight.

I wouldn't trust someone with that many Cancer faces.

Well damn.

@[The Supreme One] Soul Baez V145AS

There's nothing else really to do or say except wait for the Superbowl, but I'm only here so I don't get fined.



Time. *gets up and leaves*

We won't have tournaments in the winter. Cause we are not one of those Canadian people where they just go outside like nothing happened to their hands.

i like my coffee like i like my men B)



i don't like coffee

I never have.

*Ginga*.. you're drunk bro... go home.. : )

Tbh SGMS & BDMS are kinda worthless.
MSUV is a far better spent investment; DGMF is even better IMO.

Um what? You're just saying that because you're a dragoon fanboy...

Why would I be suspended????

HMS summarised:




Anything not Tornado Type S:  Wolborg will leave you #rekt




Otherwise:  Go crazy with Ultimate Grip Flat 




For something less cookie-cutter:  Jiraiya sure is sexy

Is Wolborg 2 useless for competitive play?

Extremely useless. 
Now, if you come upon one I'll just PM you my address so you can throw it away. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I wasn't looking for Beyblade Underwear, I swear

I'm up for being roasted, haha.

Hopefully everyone here (and it seems most do) get that this is out of fun and for laughs, not to be taken seriously.

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Also, true lion gale force wall and fee-hee-heenay call

This will be more focused on entertainment than information, right? Not that that's a bad thing, it's just that I was working on a similar "news" type thing in the biweekly recaps. Mine is more information based though, so if your thing is entertainment go right ahead! Maybe we could collaborate or something as I don't think flooding the forums with multiple news topics would be the best idea.

I'm down to get roasted. Curious to see what the community really thinks of me, haha.

DO IT

DONT LET UR DREAMS B DREAMS

no 1 lieks wombats or what they're opinions r

either way yes please crush all of us with roasts

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Tournaments I've Attended (Click to View)

4/29/12: The Spring Sortie (BB-10)
7/22/12: The Triple Threat (MFB+Plastics+HMS formats)
9/23/12: Autumn's Assault (Zero G)
October 2012: October Achtung (Zero G) (placed second)
12/15/12: Holiday Havoc! (Zero-G)
2/24/13: Paper vs. Plastic (Zero-G+Plastic Formats)
4/21/13: BR Maryland Qualifier (Zero-G)
5/26/12: BeyDays 2013! (BB-10) (placed first)
7/14/13: Heated Metal Plastic-y Madness! (HMS + Plastics) (placed third in HMS)
7/20/13: The Bey Brawl! (BB-10)
9/28/13 "OK, alright, mirai~!" (BB-10) (placed second)
12/15/13 No Limit Holdem'! (Zero-G, Limited)
1/19/14 Happy Gnu Year! (Zero-G)
2/23/14 Better Late Than Never! (Limited, Plastics, which I got 3rd in)
3/29/14 GBT2 North Carolina Qualfier (Limited, got 4th)
3/30/14 GBT2 Maryland Qualifier (Limited)
6/8/14 A Prehistoric Venture (Limited, HMS, placed first in HMS)
6/21/14 A Timely Farewell (Standard, Tag-Team (not official format), Zero-G, placed first in tag-team and third in Zero-G)

My Testing Threads (All Zero-G) (Click to View)

Diablo Kerbecs E230CF
SB Discussion
Q Discussion
MB Discussion
RS Discussion
BWD Discussion
MF-H Gravity Perseus BD145 RDF
MF-H Duo F230CF
F:S Discussion
SA165 Discussion

HMS Resources (Click to View)

HMS Question and Answer Thread
Competitive HMS Combos List
HMS Parts Discussion
HMS General Discussion

Roast the hell out of my carp (;

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This will be more focused on entertainment than information, right? Not that that's a bad thing, it's just that I was working on a similar "news" type thing in the biweekly recaps. Mine is more information based though, so if your thing is entertainment go right ahead! Maybe we could collaborate or something as I don't think flooding the forums with multiple news topics would be the best idea.

I'm down to get roasted. Curious to see what the community really thinks of me, haha.

DO IT

DONT LET UR DREAMS B DREAMS

Haha, yes this is all entertainment and in good will. And it is more of a commentary thing.

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Balro gang 

I'm up for being roasted

Permission Granted!

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Beyblade Burst is cool, I once made a continuation of MFB, but I stopped, but now I've restarted (Then stopped again). Geist Fafnir is also pretty cool

MR System Beyblade: https://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-4th-Season-MR-System

I really just hope they are high quality roasts, no weak jokes, please.

This is going to be super funny, can't wait to see how it pans out hahaha

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I really just hope they are high quality roasts, no weak jokes, please.

This is going to be super funny, can't wait to see how it pans out hahaha

Here's an example of one occasional roast:

"Another update on the ban list and another deficit on defense types! Cheers to ____ for Officially giving all future wins to yourself, that is, until your rubber tips break!

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Balro gang 

October TIBNI:

BOO! Did I scare you? No? That's no fun!

This is officially the first TIBNI, so let's get to news.

On October 3rd, 2015, our near pessimistic wiki merged with the preferred and larger beyblade wiki! This is wonderful news, and now I don't need to see the DJ's grumpy face anymore! Toast to more optimistic and knowledgeable beyblade wiki arcticles!

Odin Central Blow was released on October 17th, 2015. Odin is wonderful, but Blow seriously blew our minds with how horrific it performs! Ehh, I guess the name fits because that's what happens when it gets hit, I bet that's what Tomy was aiming for, to make it get blown out by other Beyblades.

We just got our first scans on the releases from December through February! Like usual, there is the attack bias! While Excalibur is getting all the praise for an aggressive looking layer and rubber driver, there are already rumors of banning Neptune for looking too defensive. Yes, I'm looking at you Flame~Capricorn!

Time to give honorable mentions: On the WBO, Meta Madness is making an epic comic series that started last month! Keep up the good work, and continue to bring smiles onto the members. By the way, you get a free invisible face for that!

Thanks to UltimateOrion, We now have numerous new helpful threads in the Burst Customizations Forum! The one I really want to thank him for is the Overlooked parts thread. Now people can think twice before immediately jumping the gun and saying bad things and making a blog about all of its flaws before being reminded of its uses! Yes, I'm looking at you Bey Brad!

Now, time to give the invisible face to the winners of tournaments! They go to: StormJupiter, 1234Beyblade, yashpinto, christophermk, xHB SAUCEx, ashton pinto, Agent-312, ZachBob, pyrus10000, and lawesomeness Its so invisible it doesn't even register, so you got a special face there!

Hope you had a fun time reading! See you next month!

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Balro gang 

Haha !
That's awesome.