Oct. 08, 2015 8:41 PM
Helloooo WBO!
I have been constantly been asked to do a story or something like that for the wbo. I decided to take a twist on that, and create this: the news iron!
What is the News Iron?
The news iron is a monthly sketch written by yours truly! It involves the "ironing," or satirical commentary and the creation of comedy including of big events on the wbo and beyblade.
What won't be on TIBNI?"
Anything that doesn't conform to WBO rules ( religious, sexual, political, personal, etc.) Or anything not relating to beyblade will never appear on TIBNI.
What will appear on TIBNI?
WBO news, WBBA news, commentary, the roasting of members*, and all that good stuff will appear on TIBNI.
Release dates:
Annual release calendars:
10/31
11/30
12/31
1/31
2/28 or 2/29 if leap year
3/31
4/30
5/31
6/30
7/31
8/31
9/30
Released Issues:
October 2015:
November TIBNI:
Hey y'all! How delicious was your turkey? If you're Canadian, how was your turkey last month? Either ways, I come here to bring you TIBNI!
Well, I'll put a rather important update. I am more enveloped in different hobbies, like speedcubing, and more involved in a different forum group, that of a game called "Space Engine". Finally people that understand my sciency nature! Don't worry, I'll come back here each month to rack up the beyblade feed and slap it here!
One more thing, I will make winning an invisible face only possible through getting an honorable mention! Now if the invisible face was an official WBO award, but ehh, me awarding the best face on the WBO in the magic way it is given right now is awesome enough!
Wow, we have witnessed the release of SEVEN beyblades this month! Still, most of them are conglomerations of useless parts, that's at least what I heard Bey Brad said. Other wise, we have witnessed how low Tomy is becoming on innovative parts! They have officially turned a Phillips head into a driver! They pretty much got a mold error for quake and then said "Hey, let's make this funky one-second-job driver official on minoboros!" Hey, Ring rings a bell on the scale of interesting!
We got our first major scans of Excallibur too! I bet it will be Extremely OP, and will probably kill any newbie who doesn't know how to use attack types! Yes, I am looking at you Leone 7! Hey, also another example of Tomy's poor creativity! Extreme is an EXTREME cliche of dominant rubber bottoms! Hooray....
Now, for honourable mentions!
J.I.N.B.E.E. has announced the release of Kik doodles! Boy do they look fun! I encourage you to keep doing what you love and to include Jade Blaze W105 PD! Maybe not the Jade Blaze part, but invisible face to you!
gankoba has released videos of our awesome requested battles. This is great, because now he can show us how each part works together! Invisible face to you too!
Welp, I guess I ran out of leftover thanksgiving turkey! I will see you next month!
I hope y'all enjoy!
* A poll will be set up if you grant me the permission to roast you on the news iron. Know that everything is in good will, and not meant to be taken personally.
I have been constantly been asked to do a story or something like that for the wbo. I decided to take a twist on that, and create this: the news iron!
What is the News Iron?
The news iron is a monthly sketch written by yours truly! It involves the "ironing," or satirical commentary and the creation of comedy including of big events on the wbo and beyblade.
What won't be on TIBNI?"
Anything that doesn't conform to WBO rules ( religious, sexual, political, personal, etc.) Or anything not relating to beyblade will never appear on TIBNI.
What will appear on TIBNI?
WBO news, WBBA news, commentary, the roasting of members*, and all that good stuff will appear on TIBNI.
Release dates:
Annual release calendars:
10/31
11/30
12/31
1/31
2/28 or 2/29 if leap year
3/31
4/30
5/31
6/30
7/31
8/31
9/30
Released Issues:
October 2015:
Spoiler (Click to View)
October TIBNI:
BOO! Did I scare you? No? That's no fun!
This is officially the first TIBNI, so let's get to news.
On October 3rd, 2015, our near pessimistic wiki merged with the preferred and larger beyblade wiki! This is wonderful news, and now I don't need to see the DJ's grumpy face anymore! Toast to more optimistic and knowledgeable beyblade wiki arcticles!
Odin Central Blow was released on October 17th, 2015. Odin is wonderful, but Blow seriously blew our minds with how horrific it performs! Ehh, I guess the name fits because that's what happens when it gets hit, I bet that's what Tomy was aiming for, to make it get blown out by other Beyblades.
We just got our first scans on the releases from December through February! Like usual, there is the attack bias! While Excalibur is getting all the praise for an aggressive looking layer and rubber driver, there are already rumors of banning Neptune for looking too defensive. Yes, I'm looking at you Flame~Capricorn!
Time to give honorable mentions: On the WBO, Meta Madness is making an epic comic series that started last month! Keep up the good work, and continue to bring smiles onto the members. By the way, you get a free invisible face for that!
Thanks to UltimateOrion, We now have numerous new helpful threads in the Burst Customizations Forum! The one I really want to thank him for is the Overlooked parts thread. Now people can think twice before immediately jumping the gun and saying bad things and making a blog about all of its flaws before being reminded of its uses! Yes, I'm looking at you Bey Brad!
Now, time to give the invisible face to the winners of tournaments! They go to: StormJupiter, 1234Beyblade, yashpinto, christophermk, xHB SAUCEx, ashton pinto, Agent-312, ZachBob, pyrus10000, and lawesomeness Its so invisible it doesn't even register, so you got a special face there!
Hope you had a fun time reading! See you next month!
BOO! Did I scare you? No? That's no fun!
This is officially the first TIBNI, so let's get to news.
On October 3rd, 2015, our near pessimistic wiki merged with the preferred and larger beyblade wiki! This is wonderful news, and now I don't need to see the DJ's grumpy face anymore! Toast to more optimistic and knowledgeable beyblade wiki arcticles!
Odin Central Blow was released on October 17th, 2015. Odin is wonderful, but Blow seriously blew our minds with how horrific it performs! Ehh, I guess the name fits because that's what happens when it gets hit, I bet that's what Tomy was aiming for, to make it get blown out by other Beyblades.
We just got our first scans on the releases from December through February! Like usual, there is the attack bias! While Excalibur is getting all the praise for an aggressive looking layer and rubber driver, there are already rumors of banning Neptune for looking too defensive. Yes, I'm looking at you Flame~Capricorn!
Time to give honorable mentions: On the WBO, Meta Madness is making an epic comic series that started last month! Keep up the good work, and continue to bring smiles onto the members. By the way, you get a free invisible face for that!
Thanks to UltimateOrion, We now have numerous new helpful threads in the Burst Customizations Forum! The one I really want to thank him for is the Overlooked parts thread. Now people can think twice before immediately jumping the gun and saying bad things and making a blog about all of its flaws before being reminded of its uses! Yes, I'm looking at you Bey Brad!
Now, time to give the invisible face to the winners of tournaments! They go to: StormJupiter, 1234Beyblade, yashpinto, christophermk, xHB SAUCEx, ashton pinto, Agent-312, ZachBob, pyrus10000, and lawesomeness Its so invisible it doesn't even register, so you got a special face there!
Hope you had a fun time reading! See you next month!
Spoiler (Click to View)
Hey y'all! How delicious was your turkey? If you're Canadian, how was your turkey last month? Either ways, I come here to bring you TIBNI!
Well, I'll put a rather important update. I am more enveloped in different hobbies, like speedcubing, and more involved in a different forum group, that of a game called "Space Engine". Finally people that understand my sciency nature! Don't worry, I'll come back here each month to rack up the beyblade feed and slap it here!
One more thing, I will make winning an invisible face only possible through getting an honorable mention! Now if the invisible face was an official WBO award, but ehh, me awarding the best face on the WBO in the magic way it is given right now is awesome enough!
Wow, we have witnessed the release of SEVEN beyblades this month! Still, most of them are conglomerations of useless parts, that's at least what I heard Bey Brad said. Other wise, we have witnessed how low Tomy is becoming on innovative parts! They have officially turned a Phillips head into a driver! They pretty much got a mold error for quake and then said "Hey, let's make this funky one-second-job driver official on minoboros!" Hey, Ring rings a bell on the scale of interesting!
We got our first major scans of Excallibur too! I bet it will be Extremely OP, and will probably kill any newbie who doesn't know how to use attack types! Yes, I am looking at you Leone 7! Hey, also another example of Tomy's poor creativity! Extreme is an EXTREME cliche of dominant rubber bottoms! Hooray....
Now, for honourable mentions!
J.I.N.B.E.E. has announced the release of Kik doodles! Boy do they look fun! I encourage you to keep doing what you love and to include Jade Blaze W105 PD! Maybe not the Jade Blaze part, but invisible face to you!
gankoba has released videos of our awesome requested battles. This is great, because now he can show us how each part works together! Invisible face to you too!
Welp, I guess I ran out of leftover thanksgiving turkey! I will see you next month!
* A poll will be set up if you grant me the permission to roast you on the news iron. Know that everything is in good will, and not meant to be taken personally.