G Wrote:+Hat to hide my hair $7.90
I had to do the exact same thing on sunday because my hair just looked like total carp and I was getting really irritable about it.
'Michael, I need to buy a hat today, my hair looks like complete carp...'
'What? Your hair looks fi-'
'I NEED A GOD DAMN HAT DON'T ARGUE WITH ME MAN >8('
He waited until AFTER I bought the hat and was wearing it for about 5 minutes to tell me that I looked like a tea cosy.
I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle [one hand on hip], here is my spout [other arm out straight]
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
[as song ends, lean over and tip arm out like a spout]
I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can change my handle to my spout [switch arm positions and repeat tipping motion]
Just tip me over and pour me out