Same kid as my last post asks me to battle... WITH DARK ARIES H145HF/S! He thinks he can beat my LLdrago CH120RF... I felt bad, so I used Earth Wolf 100WD... Still won.

my friend doesnt know what Takara Tomy is even when I tell him a million times

Same kid as my last post asks me to battle... WITH DARK ARIES H145HF/S! He thinks he can beat my LLdrago CH120RF... I felt bad, so I used Earth Wolf 100WD... Still won.

Put a MF on that LL-Drago CH120Rf....

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S**t just got real.

Continution ...
Noob:Because it said " jumps for maximum attack power"
Me: go on the wbo u will get pwned instantly
"goes to storm capricornethread"
Noob: hey ur wrong this guy called momiji manju says it's the best bey evah!
Me: slaps him in the face for believing that.


3rd grader: I went on that website u told me about I don't want s Capri anymore I want to screw Capricorne! nOtE: the kid actully said that so please no mod notices

Me and friend: lmao ing on the ground

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NIGHT IS AWESOME SAUCE.

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ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

.

but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

click for funny stuff

So my friend made Rock Pegasis 105RF and I used Storm Pegasis 100RF.
Me: Haha, Rock Pegasis?
Friend: Whatever, let's just fight.
*He wins the matches since it was in PTW stadium.*
Friend: See? It's good.
Me: Let me use Earth Aquila.
*Rock Pegasis keeps spinning around the stadium while Earth Aquila stays in the middle*
Friend: Use a different beyblade!

My sister: I played beyblade at school today. but it has scratches on the bottom...
Me: why?
Sis: we battled w/o a beystadium...
Me: So?
Sis: we battled on the blacktop.
Me:Tell me you are not serious. What bottom is it?
Sis: I don't know...
(shows me the bey. it has a Wide Ball that looks like it has been cut in half)
Me: THIS IS A WIDE BALL!!! or at least, it was...
Sis: There are no "balls" in beyblade. only wheels. you do know the difference, right?
Me:GAH!

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Noob: I want to know why I keep losing...
(i examine his bey)
Me: Dark leone 145RF? How do you EVER expect to win with this?
Noob: Haha. Geek who talks all nerdy... but really, Why does it fall down so fast?
Me: What?
Noob: Why does my bey fall down so fast?
Me: Thats not even worthy of being called a bey.
Noob: Better than what you have!
(I show him Gravity Perseus)
Noob: WOW! NO WONDER! YOU MUST BE REALLY GOOD TO HAVE YOUR OWN CUSTOM BEYBLADE!!!!!
Me:Its from Japan...
Noob: YOU WENT TO JAPAN TO GET YOUR OWN BEYBLADE? CAN I GO TOO?

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okay here is another...

Me: (walks to the shop hosting a tournament)

Noob: hey kid do you wanna battle our gang? we win we take your parts you win you take our parts!

Me: okay I'll use storm aries df145fs and what will you guys use?

Noob 1: i'll use storm aquario 100 hf/s

noob 2: and i'll use rock leone!

noob 3: and i'll use dark cancer ch120fs, now get ready to lose

Me: 3 2 1 go shoot!

( a couple of seconds later)

Noob 1 2 3: oh... you cheated...

( their beys missed the stadium)

LOL! Hilarious!

JBey (LOL TOO MUCH TO DO AN A.K.A.!)

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He didn't buy Beyblade. He kept it alive after it ended.
-Nano, about BeyBrad.

Live, Live, and Live some more.

Continution ...
Noob:Because it said " jumps for maximum attack power"
Me: go on the wbo u will get pwned instantly
"goes to storm capricornethread"
Noob: hey ur wrong this guy called momiji manju says it's the best bey evah!
Me: slaps him in the face for believing that.


3rd grader: I went on that website u told me about I don't want s Capri anymore I want to screw Capricorne! nOtE: the kid actully said that so please no mod notices

Me and friend: lmao ing on the ground

I think it's a sign I should stop saying that hah.

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what beyblade should i use?

i wanted to get rock leone but now i'm not sure..

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Hope for the best. Expect the worst. Prepare for both.

This isn't the place for that... Try Purchase Consolation?

what beyblade should i use?

i wanted to get rock leone but now i'm not sure..

A guy said this.

Wrong thread buddy, just look at the thread "what to buy in MFB", and read the beywiki.

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My Lil Bro: My Flame Bull will beat Rock Leone
Me: Hmm... i wouldnt... you'll lose...
Bro: Nuh-uh
Me: alright
Both: 3,2,1 Let It Rip!
*his bull amazeingly somehow got lucky and caught Leone as he was turning and got up to hit the track and won*
Bro: see im a better blader then you
Me: lets try again
Bro: ok
Both: 3,2,1 Let It Rip!
*won within 3 seconds*
Me: whos better now..
Bro: ill beat you whenever i get my Dark Wolf for Christmas..
Me: GTFO....

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Here I come with another one:

*I walk in room*
Brother: Go Shoot! (shoots out LLDrago100HF) (Throws in a handful of plastic marbles)
Me:Uhh, what are you doing?
(background)*ping pzzt phhh* (marbles)
Brother:I'm doing a beyblade marble battle!
(marble flies out of stadium, another gets pocketed, this is in the PTW)
Me:I feel like your going to...
(marble flies up and hits me on my forehead)
Me:ARGHH!!!

*Next Day*
Me:Now what are you doing?
Brotherpecial move! Relentless Barrage!
(marbles circle FlameCancer145SD)
Me:Again??
Brother:Yep, want to see it with Jenga blocks and LDrago?
MeH NO YOU DON'T!!!!

EDIT: At the end of it, only three beyblades could "defeat" five little marbles.

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I USED to be darkbladea. Now I'm DarkBioBlade XD
(I'm fairly certain my gold face was a lucky get X3 I ain't amazing lol)
Check out my YouTube channel, TechboyDOS. I make test videos, AMV's, and take customized requests.
Also check out my thread for news updates or as a place to give feedback! (Requests made on YT channel)
Pika Pika Pika Pika!<Just keep on rollin'.

This is a possible scenario that I saw once, but never actually happened to me.
Noob: my dark wolf will pwn your beyblade! (libra with metal face and without sticker).
Me: Yeah, i doubt that.
Noob: Oh yeah, well I got a secret weapon! You don't even have a constellation on your bey!
(both launch beys)
Me: You're getting pwned.
Noob: Secret Weapon time! Special move, Darkness Howling Blazer!!!!!
(waits 5 seconds)
Noob: WTH!!!! It didn't work?!?!
Me:

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"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)

Random guy:go that beyblade that's blue and fast!

Me:it's Galaxy Pegasus wacko

Random guy:........... Oh

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This is a possible scenario that I saw once, but never actually happened to me.
Noob: my dark wolf will pwn your beyblade! (libra with metal face and without sticker).
Me: Yeah, i doubt that.
Noob: Oh yeah, well I got a secret weapon! You don't even have a constellation on your bey!
(both launch beys)
Me: You're getting pwned.
Noob: Secret Weapon time! Special move, Darkness Howling Blazer!!!!!
(waits 5 seconds)
Noob: WTH!!!! It didn't work?!?!
Me:

Big lol on the noob!!

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My Lil Bro: My Flame Bull will beat Rock Leone
Me: Hmm... i wouldnt... you'll lose...
Bro: Nuh-uh
Me: alright
Both: 3,2,1 Let It Rip!
*his bull amazeingly somehow got lucky and caught Leone as he was turning and got up to hit the track and won*
Bro: see im a better blader then you
Me: lets try again
Bro: ok
Both: 3,2,1 Let It Rip!
*won within 3 seconds*
Me: whos better now..
Bro: ill beat you whenever i get my Dark Wolf for Christmas..
Me: GTFO....

LOL

So there is this kid at our school who loves Battle Strikers, but he never bought them. Today, he finally brings them:
Me: Haha, Battle Strikers. They are a bit carp aren't they?
Him: OH YEAH?! I CHALLENGE YOU!
Me: OK.
Both: 3,2,1..
Him: Strike!
Me: Go Shoot!
My Bey K.O's it instantly, chipping and scratching it.
Him: That's unfair! You are using the best Bey ever! What's it called?
Me: Er....*cough*LLDRAGO*cough*
Him: O.o, is that the...?
Me: Oh god...
Him: The Forbidden Bey!
Me: I said, uh 'Dark Capricorne 85Q' (I don't actually own it)
Him: OK. *writes it down* Hey, Daniel!!
*A friend runs over*
Him: Wassup, Noah?
Noah: Can't you help me beat this guy?
Dan: Duh! co'z, he's using BleyBlades...
They start charging.
Both: Ready to Strike!
Me: Go Shoot!
Them: Strike!
They get obliterated again.
Noah to Daniel: He is really good. What can we use to beat him? Our stadium?
Dan: Yeh! 8D
Dan: Ya hafta use ou' stadium!
bestblader123 walks over.
Best: Hi 'Wraith'.
Me: Lets beat these guys.
Us: Go shoot!
Them: Strike!
PWNed again.
Noah: Nooooooooooo!
Us: We will be a bit easier.
Me: *Picks up Storm Cancer CH120SD*
Best: *Picks up Flame Serpent SW145SF*
~ Thirty quick matches later, the score is ~
'38-0'

That was true. This isn't.
The next day:
Noah: I got it! Storm Catacomb whatchamacallit!
Me: How did you get 85!?
Noah: I'm 10, you idiot!

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Beafowl FTW! Thanks Omega!
Check out my pro channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/WraithWBO
Check out my pro team: http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Melbourn...The-Elites

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

Friend:hey im getting Galaxy Perseus!
Me:dude,its GRAVITY Perseus!
Friend:oh im not buying it then...Ill buy Gravity Pegasus!
Me:....

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"Welcome to the end of your life, and I promise its going to hurt!"
-Vegeta
Thanks !Night for the Sig its great!

Noobs: GO ALIEN!! ( bakushin susanoo)
Me: WTF you noobs! its called Bakushin Susanoo!
Noobs: NO! its called alien!
Me: Facepalms multiple times

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Thanks moss for the sig!

Noobs: GO ALIEN!! ( bakushin susanoo)
Me: WTF you noobs! its called Bakushin Susanoo!
Noobs: NO! its called alien!
Me: Facepalms multiple times

lmao. If he didn't know what it was, I would tell him it's a really bad bey and persuade him to trade it for my dark wolf that I bought when I was a noob. (Back in the good old days)

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"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)

Noobs: GO ALIEN!! ( bakushin susanoo)
Me: WTF you noobs! its called Bakushin Susanoo!
Noobs: NO! its called alien!
Me: Facepalms multiple times

lmao. If he didn't know what it was, I would tell him it's a really bad bey and persuade him to trade it for my dark wolf that I bought when I was a noob. (Back in the good old days)

Planning to do this with a noob who has MERCURY ANUIBIS and get his 85~
or i can wait for BB-96.

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Thanks moss for the sig!

me:hey look u got a beyblade
noob:yeaa look at this,and its not called beyblade its called super tornado tops. see?
*shows bey*
me:what? galaxy horse? can i.see the box it came in
*shows box*
me:i think u got a fake one doode, made in china, super tornado tops
noob:ill prove its not fake, go shoot
me:go shoot
noob:go galaxy horse
me:go ray unicorno
*ray unicorno attacks fake bey and the cake bey is broken in pieces
noob:what have u done to my galaxy horse
me:for the last time its fake
noob:hahaha lucky i got another one, fire libra
me:isnt it flame libra

noob:noo ts fire libra goooo shooot
me:go shoot
*fire libra breaks in half*
noob starts crying drops launcher and runs

NooB:BumpKing is the best bey evah
oth.NOOB:yeah
Me: *stabs self 37 times in the chest*

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NIGHT IS AWESOME SAUCE.

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ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

.

but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

click for funny stuff

I just found this in the youtube comments:

N00b: dont buy rock leon

buy dark wolf

My head: XD What a Noob.

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Plastics and MFB FTW! Got spare plastic bey parts you don't want? I'll take 'em even Bump King!

meforthewin: ''in a year or two if hasbro release an electronic version of basalt horogium it should tell the time'' ...... Win.

You're on a message board for spinning tops. Of course we're all nerds.

Some kid: Hey you! wanna battle?
Me: Sure.(Pulls out MFB Attack Stadium and MF Vulcan Horuseus 85R2F)
Some Kid: Hey that stadium is fake!(Pulls out PTW and Dark Wolf) Only this stadium is real! I'll beat you anyway cheater!
Me: (Puts Attack stadium away) Fine then don't cry when I beat you.
1 second later...
Some Kid: Hey you cheated! Your bey is from gg or something!
Me: No it's from Takara Tomy. They made beyblade.
Some kid: No hasbro did!
Me: : and walks away

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Lahat ng Filipino bladers, may Philippines forum na! http://beybladeph.forumotion.co.uk/forum.htm

Some kid: Hey you! wanna battle?
Me: Sure.(Pulls out MFB Attack Stadium and MF Vulcan Horuseus 85R2F)
Some Kid: Hey that stadium is fake!(Pulls out PTW and Dark Wolf) Only this stadium is real! I'll beat you anyway cheater!
Me: (Puts Attack stadium away) Fine then don't cry when I beat you.
1 second later...
Some Kid: Hey you cheated! Your bey is from gg or something!
Me: No it's from Takara Tomy. They made beyblade.
Some kid: No hasbro did!
Me: : and walks away

Sad...

Noob:Want to battle?
Me:Well, ok then.*gets out PTW*
Me:*gets out Rock Leone*
Noob:I will beat you with my Dark Wolf!
Me:*puts PTW on floor*
Me:321 go shoot!
Noob:Let it rip!
*minute later*
Noob:Cheater! No Defence Beyblades!*gets Dark Wolf from PTW and runs away*
Me:*picks up Rock Leone, PTW, and walks away*
(None of this happened!)

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But why?