Funny things beyblade amatuers say

I don't really see the link between those 2 things.
Kid: Look at my wolf! ( actually an earth aquila 145 f)
Me: Its an AQUILA!!!!
Kid: no its not!
Me: go on the wbo. you would get pwned instntally
Kid: No, im a pro at beyblades!
my friend: Wind aqurio/storm is the best beyblade ever Grin
me: not it isnt it sucks :\
my friend : NO IT DOESNT
me: *gives link to aqurios page*
My friend: no no they are wrong
me: shut up Tired"

kid: Dark wolf and posion serpent is awesome Grin
me; no they suck...hard
kid: NO THEY DONT dark is the best and so is posion
me: *facepaml* noob...
(Sep. 24, 2010  12:32 AM)ShadowPegasis Wrote: I don't really see the link between those 2 things.

Cyber Pegasis: looks friggin' awesome, but it's carp.

PS3: amazing graphics, carpy games.
^bias.
Anywho,
Noob: You can't beat me I'm a Facehunter.
Nub: Ripcord Launchers are stronger than string launchers
Me:3,2,1 go shoot
Kid:It's let it rip retard
Me:Facepalm

KidConfusedtorm Pegasus is the best Bey in the world

and last but not least

Kid:I won the battle cuz my beyblade stopped spinning first YAYZ
Friend: I watched all of the episodes of G-Revolution!
Me: Really?
Friend: Let's BeyBattle!
*Gets out launcher*
Friend: 3,2,1, Let it Go!!!
*Launches from standing point*
My face: Chief 2002 - Disappointed ...
(My friend actually owns a Dark Wolf....)

Friend: My favorite character is Max and his HMS Black Dranzer, but I like his brother too, Ren with Storm L-Pegasus!
Me: What the..? I think you're getting mixed up.
Friend: No way!! Then how-come I'm getting Black Dranzer for $200 bucks on eBay?!
Me: Wha? You have no clue.....
Friend: At least i know what Dark Aquila DZ1234567 is!
Me: You're right there.

The next day..

Friend: I like Ginger (Not a typo, that's what he said) too!!
Me: .....

(He is also Six)
Kid: Beybattle me!
Me: Ok *pulls out TT Attack staduim.
Both: 3,2,1
Me: GO SHOOT.
Kid: No it's Let it Rip
Me: It's TT's version.
Kid: What's TT?
Me: *faints*
kid: I created the sliding shoot and Gattyaki!
Me: do you even know what Gattyaki is?
kid: yeah, it's when you hold the launcher upside down, then launch.
Me: goes home without saying anything out of pity for kid
me:takes out tt stadiam*
noob:lets beybattle!
me:...ok
noob:321
me:goshoot!
noob:retard its let it rib
me:wtf??!
(later that day)
noob:heres my best beyblade virgo(atchuly pices)
me:its pices you noob ! (walks away)
noobUnhappysob sob sob)
me thinking: what a noob!
All of the people at my school judge a beyblade by its FACE!!!! and when i start to talk about parts, they tell me not too be so complicated.
oh i have one

noob:my storm aquaman can own your dark wolf
me:ovbiously.
noobandme:3..2..1..let it rip!
noob:*launches*
me:*does sliding shot*
*noob gets owned*
noob:ill trade you the metal bits
me:your storm for my dark hell yeah
noob: sucker *runs off
me:noooooooob
UDC: same with me but not just my classmates also my cousin:holds up lightning ldrago and says this is storm pegasus, has a pegasus sticker on the face
I brought my Dark Wolf to show my buddy, because he wanted to see it.
Me: I don't see why you want to see it, the Dark Wheel sucks.
Buddy: How? It's just a top, how can it suck? You believe too much stupid stuff.
Me: DO YOU NOT SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN PARTS!?!
Buddy: Okay, I'll prove it. Gimme the wolf.
We battle 7 times.
Earth Libra ED145B (I picked the Hasbro Metal Wing Smash 2-pack Libra recolor because the white looks awesome): 7 wins
Me: You see?
Buddy: You got lucky.
Me: (gives him a Dragon ripcord) Let's try again.
Earth Libra wins 9 more times. I then proceed to lecture him on the types of beys, and their usefulness.
Buddy: I wanna get a Dark Gasher! Then I'm gonna put the track thingie from Aquario on it! You're Quetzcoatl thing wont be able to touch it!
Me: DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING I JUST SAID?!!
person: is StormPegasus good?
somebody: NO anything with RF sucks
me: RF is the best tip for attack beybalde ever possibl you failer
the person: well thats your opion
me: thats a true statment not an opion
When I was a wee lad playing I was playing against another kid at school during luch.

He shot is driger F in the stadium and screamed at the top of his lungs 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRIGER!!'. Unfortunately for him we played in a Hasbro stadium and he pocketed himself.
(Sep. 21, 2010  12:42 PM)Kai-V Wrote:
(Sep. 21, 2010  5:30 AM)Stratus G. Wrote: (If a Beyblade has a Metal Face. The MF is said First. If not,The face has nothing to do with the name.AT ALL)
Metal Wheel is said first
Clear Wheel is said second
Track is said third
Tip is said last

Example- MF Lightning L-Drago 100HF
Metal Face 1st
Lightning(Metal Wheel)2nd
L-Drago(Clear Wheel)3rd
100(Track)4th
HF(Tip)5th

Dark Wolf DF145FS
Dark(Metal Wheel)1st
Wolf(Clear Wheel)2nd
DF145(Track)3rd
FS(Tip)4th
Why did you write all of that when the information is clearly in the Metal Fight Beyblade article already, which exists for a reason.

As i've found by now.Alot aren't going to go to see said article.
(Sep. 27, 2010  3:34 AM)Stratus G. Wrote: As i've found by now.Alot aren't going to go to see said article.
It does not matter, we should not give them the answer until they do go read it.
(Sep. 27, 2010  1:51 AM)Khel Wrote: When I was a wee lad playing I was playing against another kid at school during luch.

He shot is driger F in the stadium and screamed at the top of his lungs 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRIGER!!'. Unfortunately for him we played in a Hasbro stadium and he pocketed himself.

I died laughing at the bolded sections.

Anyways, the most common thing (which is actually pretty amusing in my opinion.)Nowadays is the little kids checking up the stats on each and every beyblade box and trying to create the "ultimate beyblade."
Is this enough for you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgj4CCvFhmA

Noob:"Dude. Look up EVERY single battle on Youtube and you will find the bey named by the Face. And I am on WBO."

Noob:"your half right and half erong the beys are named by their fusion wheel and their face.like flame saggatario it has a flame fusion wheel and a saggatario face bolt. so stop acting so smart and leave captinmiles96 alone"

Noob:"you dont know dat my l-drago tear you brain out"

Noob:"Look it up pal. And no. The bey is named buy it's FACE. Not it's hybrid wheel"
I notice lots of people say "Beyerblade" or "Bleyblade". This is the worst one ive ever herd.
Kid: Do you want to have a Bley-a-Blade battle?
Me: For the billionth time its BEYBLADE!
(Sep. 27, 2010  10:23 AM)INFINITYDRANZER Wrote: I notice lots of people say "Beyerblade" or "Bleyblade". This is the worst one ive ever herd.
Kid: Do you want to have a Bley-a-Blade battle?
Me: For the billionth time its BEYBLADE!

My friend does that too... and i get annoyed.
(Sep. 27, 2010  10:23 AM)INFINITYDRANZER Wrote: I notice lots of people say "Beyerblade" or "Bleyblade". This is the worst one ive ever herd.
Kid: Do you want to have a Bley-a-Blade battle?
Me: For the billionth time its BEYBLADE!

most of my school says Bleyblade! most said by zubair ali in my class
Speechless
(Sep. 27, 2010  12:20 PM)StormBladerXDS Wrote:
(Sep. 27, 2010  10:23 AM)INFINITYDRANZER Wrote: I notice lots of people say "Beyerblade" or "Bleyblade". This is the worst one ive ever herd.
Kid: Do you want to have a Bley-a-Blade battle?
Me: For the billionth time its BEYBLADE!

most of my school says Bleyblade! most said by zubair ali in my class
Speechless

Which reminds me, in one of the anime episodes, the narrator says "Last time on Bleyblade!" I think it's Episode 20, 21, or 22, but I have no clue.