Sacred Text 10
Lui: I lost to that noob, Lean! The overlords have really demoted me this time!
Free: Stop complaining, I lost to him before he even got Variant Lucifer.
Lui: HAHAHA! What was the garbage bey called? Fist Ounus?
Free: First Uranus.
Lui: HAHAHA!
Valt: Both of you guys lost to Lean, sorry about that.
Lui: I don't need no pity party!
Aiga: Yeah, because you can't admit you're bad! The strongest ultimate champion will defeat him!
Drum: We'll go all out serious on him!
Lui and Free: Kid, you're weaker than us. You've got no chance.
Valt: Don't be like that... (whispers to them) yeah he'd totally be dead.
Lui: I blame this on Shu Kurenai!
Free: He needs to clean up his own mess.
Drum: I'm getting serious now!
Aiga: Heh! He doesn't need to clean up his mess since I'll do it first!
Shu: Bruh, I haven't even made my Sparking bey yet.
Valt: So you're not participating in the festival?
Lui: Running away from defeat Shu?
Shu: Nah, the overlords said I couldn't make the bey until past halfway through the festival.
Valt: That sucks. I wanted to battle yo-
Drum: I'VE NEVER HAD A SERIOUS BATTLE WITH YOU BEFORE AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT EVEN LONGER?
Shu: I still got Cho-Z Spriggan.
Drum: Let's go battle then!
*Drum and Shu leave*
Free: Well, that means we have another space left open.
Lui: Who's next in line?
Wakiya: Ranjiro is.
Aiga: What?
Lui and Free: You're not supposed to be here, non-anime legend.
Wakiya: Just came to report for the writers, I'll be leaving.
Valt: I like the coat anyway.
*Wakiya smirks and leaves*
Lui: Now we have two weak stamina types in our roster, how lame.
Valt and Aiga and Rantaro: EXCUSE ME?
*everyone turns to Rantaro*
Rantaro: You have the audacity to have a meeting without me and then talk trash behind my back?
Lui: No.
Rantaro: I just heard you!
Lui: No, you didn't.
Rantaro: What do you mean?
Lui: You're wrong.
Rantaro: About what?
Lui: About me talking behind your back. I'll say it to your face. You're garbage.
Rantaro: That's it! BATTLE ME NOW!
Lui: Chump change think rattling around will make a lot of noise huh? Try and back that up against my Rage Longinus.
*Lui and Rantaro leave*
Valt, Aiga, and Free: What now?
Valt: There's a stadium over there.
Aiga: Wonder why no one used that one.
Free: Valt, Aiga, let's battle.
Valt and Aiga: Sure!
3, 2, 1, GO SHO-
*Hikaru, Hyuga, and Ranjiro join the battle unexpectedly*
Free: Oh no...
Valt: The unoriginals...
Aiga: Not gonna lie, I kinda agree.
Valt: Says you of all people.
Aiga: NANI?!
This is the story about burst's lazy writing and lackluster ideas.
Some do it themselves...
Some complain...
But in the end....
The protagonist always wins. - RANDOM RITER
Brave Valkyrie is my favorite bey, and Valt is my favorite character even if he's a bit overrated.