since i can never finish fanfics, i decided to make one that I had no obligation to finish, a crackfic.
Chapter I: The Death of a Meme
Supa Hot Fire was running, faster than he had ever had before. They were on his tail. He loaded his Storm Spriggan 12Wall quest into his launcher. He couldn’t believe how this had happened. Then he remembered. Shaggy Rogers. He had done it. He had dethroned him. He would get revenge. He would- Supa heard a piano start to play. A familiar tune. He heard someone yell, “Over here!”. No, no, NO! He was the last. He launched his Beyblade. “Spriggan! SPECIAL MOVE! WRONG NUMBER!” Spriggan’s avatar appeared, spinning around and chopping down everything in its path, slicing down buildings. But it wasn’t enough. He heard a familiar voice. “Gold Experience Requiem. Special move! Il Vento d’Oro: Golden Wind: Giorno’s theme.” BAM! The song hit the drop, and Supa felt the beautiful climactic sound waves pulsating through his mind, shattering his consciousness. A golden comet appeared from the sky, bursting his bey and piercing his chest. The plot armor and meme of the song were too great. He fell to the ground, listening to the melodious piano. “This isn’t such a bad way to go out. I had a good run,” Supa thought. As he took one last ragged breath, Supa could have sworn he saw the god of Beyblade, Harry, scurrying through the sky, watching as SpongeBob Carried his spirit to the vault of dead memes.
Chapter I: The Death of a Meme
Supa Hot Fire was running, faster than he had ever had before. They were on his tail. He loaded his Storm Spriggan 12Wall quest into his launcher. He couldn’t believe how this had happened. Then he remembered. Shaggy Rogers. He had done it. He had dethroned him. He would get revenge. He would- Supa heard a piano start to play. A familiar tune. He heard someone yell, “Over here!”. No, no, NO! He was the last. He launched his Beyblade. “Spriggan! SPECIAL MOVE! WRONG NUMBER!” Spriggan’s avatar appeared, spinning around and chopping down everything in its path, slicing down buildings. But it wasn’t enough. He heard a familiar voice. “Gold Experience Requiem. Special move! Il Vento d’Oro: Golden Wind: Giorno’s theme.” BAM! The song hit the drop, and Supa felt the beautiful climactic sound waves pulsating through his mind, shattering his consciousness. A golden comet appeared from the sky, bursting his bey and piercing his chest. The plot armor and meme of the song were too great. He fell to the ground, listening to the melodious piano. “This isn’t such a bad way to go out. I had a good run,” Supa thought. As he took one last ragged breath, Supa could have sworn he saw the god of Beyblade, Harry, scurrying through the sky, watching as SpongeBob Carried his spirit to the vault of dead memes.
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