Lain x Hyuga is an actual thing unfortunately

I saw some stuff abou them already smh

I feel like the shippers ran out of people to ship with the protagonists so they just shipped them with lane

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the fate of the world is left in the hands of children and spinning tops with emotion

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free: is like 11 and pulls boulders like some tennis balls🤣

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current owner of IGLOO GEYSERS
*simps for Aoyama*
leaving on the 27th of may T^T
(nvm- next week-

beyburst ships in a nutshell

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how beyblade burst ships are created.

step 1: you see two characters having 10 seconds of screen time
step 2: a ship is created
step 3: after that ship is created there is a bunch of fanart of them and fanfictions
step 4: repeat

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beyburst ships in a nutshell

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how beyblade burst ships are created.

step 1: you see two characters having 10 seconds of screen time
step 2: a ship is created
step 3: after that ship is created there is a bunch of fanart of them and fanfictions
step 4: repeat

Yup. Seems legit.

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.

beyburst ships in a nutshell

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how beyblade burst ships are created.

step 1: you see two characters having 10 seconds of screen time
step 2: a ship is created
step 3: after that ship is created there is a bunch of fanart of them and fanfictions
step 4: repeat

Instructions unclear:The Fandom got toxic like BNHA

beyburst ships in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

how beyblade burst ships are created.

step 1: you see two characters having 10 seconds of screen time
step 2: a ship is created
step 3: after that ship is created there is a bunch of fanart of them and fanfictions
step 4: repeat

Instructions unclear:The Fandom got toxic like BNHA

We don't talk about the BNHA toxic shippers here.

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.

yes i decided to do this. also dont take anything i say here seriously. this book is a crackfic/joke book so ye.  

burst s1 in a nutshell

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hello it is me valt yaoi. i have decided to become the best spinning top person in the world. conveniently there's a tournament here.

'hello i am rantaro and i am ur first opponent' 

'ha i beat you'

'hello i am ken and im ur second opponent'

'ha i beat you'

this kinda goes on for a while 

'ok valt lets see who win in the finals'

'ye'

shu wins

'haha i beat you'

'dang'

20 episodes or something like that of meeting the xhaka dojo and the rematch tournament (idk what its called lol)

'ok so now we r in team nationals'

'so our team8s are shu, diana, wakaya and rantaro

timeksip to when they battle quons team

'yay we won' 

after that they kinda beat all the teams

'oh no its u lui'

'yes it is'

begoma academy lost the team finals 

'oh no'

timskisps of 4-5 episodes of i don't even know anymore

'ok so we are in the solo competition'

'shu i promise to meet u in the finals'

'i promise too'  

ok after that zac, lui, valt and shu made it to the semis 

valt beats zac (rip zac)

but wait...

in lui's and shu's battle:

insert cool animation of episode 49-50 of them battling 

'cmon sproggan u can do it'

'cmon lognisis u got this'

'ah shite sproggan broke'

'lol get rekt scrub'

'lui i will avenege shu and beat u'

'k'

ok timeksisp to episode 51

'hey valt remember the crack u made on the stadium??' 

'ye why?'

'plot convenience thats why'

valkyrieeee bursts 

'yk its fine cuz i had fun in the end. i just hope shu doesnt go all edgy because he lost lol'

'haha sike i did'

'oh no' 

Beyburst in a nutshell, including all the seasons:

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a bunch of 10 year olds trying to dominate the world with spinning tops

Ok lolz

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Cho-z haters in a nutshell.

What this isn’t Valt impossible. This season sucks. (Luinor cup) What Lui lost to a kid who trained just like him for several days and beat 99 people this season just keeps on getting worse. (Battle ship cruise) What this character beat Valt that’s it now I’m just going to keep on watching because I just want to hate on the show. Phi wants Hades as a kid, WHATTTTTT stupid villain motive? Time to end this show (although just because he wanted it as a kid doesn’t mean he wants it when he’s a teenager). Whatttttttttttttttt Free and Shu lost to Phi??????? BLASPHEMY. OH HELL NO AIGA JUST BEAT VALT AGAIN? THAT’S IT THIS SHOW SUCKS I’M GONNA STOP WATCHING.

rise haters in a nutshell

no fan favorites (shu, free, etc) and new characters = bad season.

also if you own a pre existing bey you are a bad character

grrr 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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rise haters in a nutshell

no fan favorites (shu, free, etc) and new characters = bad season.

also if you own a pre existing bey you are a bad character

grrr 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

I’m gonna demonetize you for stealing my idea

rise haters in a nutshell

no fan favorites (shu, free, etc) and new characters = bad season.

also if you own a pre existing bey you are a bad character

grrr 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

I’m gonna demonetize you for stealing my idea

damn thats not nice 6Jupitor6

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hi
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rise haters in a nutshell

no fan favorites (shu, free, etc) and new characters = bad season.

also if you own a pre existing bey you are a bad character

grrr 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

That's pretty much it.
Like, I actually enjoyed Fumiya more than Free at some point in the season.

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.

This stuff is actually funny lol

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Beyburst in a nutshell, including all the seasons:

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a bunch of 10 year olds trying to dominate the world with spinning tops

Yup! This is true!

This stuff is actually funny lol

i have no idea how im funny but ok

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This stuff is actually funny lol

i have no idea how im funny but ok

Well I liked it, whether you did or not

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Beyblade Burst plot:
schizophrenic 10 year olds and 20 year old 10 year olds fighting spinny tops
God plot:
nonce convinces 11 year old to come join his orgy, gets possessed by spinny top

rather than the tops itself i think he got possessed by the bitbeast?? i mean, that's what i thought when i watched evolution/shinka/god

no his resonance was corrupted.

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rise haters in a nutshell

no fan favorites (shu, free, etc) and new characters = bad season.

also if you own a pre existing bey you are a bad character

grrr 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

That's pretty much it.
Like, I actually enjoyed Fumiya more than Free at some point in the season.

you better not have. i hate him. i basically hate any reused beys that arent original owners.

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EHE TE NENDAYO    
if you dont see yellow in this signature, you need primogems.

turn your face sunny side up.

rather than the tops itself i think he got possessed by the bitbeast?? i mean, that's what i thought when i watched evolution/shinka/god

no his resonance was corrupted.

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That's pretty much it.
Like, I actually enjoyed Fumiya more than Free at some point in the season.

you better not have. i hate him. i basically hate any reused beys that arent original owners.

They need to do that for more flavor while still having the cool Beyblade gimmicks

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you better not have. i hate him. i basically hate any reused beys that arent original owners.

No offense, but me enjoying a character or not has nothing to do with your bias against characters with reused Beys. That's a pretty narrow-minded view of the character imo.

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.

you better not have. i hate him. i basically hate any reused beys that arent original owners.

No offense, but me enjoying a character or not has nothing to do with your bias against characters with reused Beys. That's a pretty narrow-minded view of the character imo.

im not trying to attack you or anything. i probably shouldve phrased what i said differently. im sorry.

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paimon says: 
EHE TE NENDAYO    
if you dont see yellow in this signature, you need primogems.

turn your face sunny side up.

TIME TO BUMP THIS THREAD

sparking in a nutshell

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two kids called red valt and blue aiga decide to make beyblades and defeat legends
a purple haired guy with anger issues and a cute animal sidekick also defeats legends with his cool flare

shu is also there and is lane's teacher/mentor/whatever

-timeskip of 51 episodes-

we are now in the final battle and red valt and blue aiga win
lane likes beyblade now
and shu is still kinda there with the other legends

the end

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TIME TO BUMP THIS THREAD

sparking in a nutshell

Spoiler (Click to View)

two kids called red valt and blue aiga decide to make beyblades and defeat legends
a purple haired guy with anger issues and a cute animal sidekick also defeats legends with his cool flare

shu is also there and is lane's teacher/mentor/whatever

-timeskip of 51 episodes-

we are now in the final battle and red valt and blue aiga win
lane likes beyblade now
and shu is still kinda there with the other legends

the end

So accurate it hurts.

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.

Beyblade GT in a nutshell: Drum sees Valt-senpai make a new bey and he loses Drum’s edgy not best friend has a brooding session and is definitely not going to be friends with Drum, Drum decides to become best friends with a spinning top and make funny faces and joins team dungeon, I mean the Victories and battles egomaniacs for the rest of the season until he meets another edgy teenager who is the beyblade king and breaks his spinning top and his edgy now best friend’s top too. So then he meets my little pony villain and he turns out to be the final boss and teaches him friendship is magic.

Beyblade GT in a nutshell: Drum sees Valt-senpai make a new bey and he loses Drum’s edgy not best friend has a brooding session and is definitely not going to be friends with Drum, Drum decides to become best friends with a spinning top and make funny faces and joins team dungeon, I mean the Victories and battles egomaniacs for the rest of the season until he meets another edgy teenager who is the beyblade king and breaks his spinning top and his edgy now best friend’s top too. So then he meets my little pony villain and he turns out to be the final boss and teaches him friendship is magic.

Bonus points for the fact that this is just one paragraph and it sums up the whole plot of GT.

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I'll definitely put something here soon.
Probably.
Maybe?
Naaaaah.

I have waited too much to do this
beyblade burst in a nutshell be like:

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DB ep 1 preview in a nutshell:
Edgy Hikaru-Lane hybrid that says he is the king of demons scares the carp out of a icream-cone-head girl and white haired generic kid that went to a haunted house and defeats his generic death solomon, then goes up and with possibly not many weeks of experience defeats another white/blue haired guy that has anger issues and a bey from the last generation

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