Chuck Norris is beast, literally people confuse him for a bear because he is so hairy tell me some your chuck norris facts here is another one
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, Google won't even be able to find you

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I will pwn you with my strong beys

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Err, Orisinal, your crossed-out sentence has things not allowed here, as I could see it.

The only person who could stand up the Chuck Norris was none other than Bruce Lee.

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Thanks to Whatzzer for Sig+Avatar!

Chuck Norris never gets old, but jokes about him do.

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i like pie and so does chuck

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Thanks to L Drago for my Avatar



Thanks to Kai-V for my Signature

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yh you should really take that out before parents starts giving awkward lesson about "The birds and the bees".. lol

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what about, chuck norris and mr T walk into a barber, the barber shop explodes.

Chuck Norris does not know Pain--Pain knows Chuck Norris, as it is roundhouse-kicked in the face daily by Chuck.

Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.

Not many people know that "I think therefore I am" is incomplete. The full sentence is "I think therefore I am afraid of Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Some people can kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills to stones with one bird.

John Madden had a hard time drawing the replay of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick


these are the best ones i know of him!!! anyway there's actually a make a chuck norris t- shirt hing on a website!!!

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Chuck Norris was suposed to die 26 years ago...but death did not have the courage to tell him

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Thanks Kai-V for this carpin awesome sig!

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My WD is too worn to be used legally, so I'll just beat up the rest of my Earth Aquila and send it to Hasbro so I can get a new one for free.

For the third time....
Why did Takara Tomy nullify the multi-directional spin capability in the MFB's?

It is for a very simple reason. Think about the kids ...

Ive written a little something something for Kai-V, hah.

Roses are red,
Mods names are blue,
And so yours,
Unlike Fyuuors
Under this moonlit night
In Canada.

All a joke.

Because we all know that ghosts are purple ...

that's good:

Chuck norris can punch a cyclops in between the eye

Chuck Norris walked into a bar, the bar said ouch.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in his soul

Chuck Norris is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.

There used to be life on Mars. But then Chuck Norris came along...

Sitcks and stones may break your bones, but words can never hurt you, unless those words are uttered by chuck Norris, then they'll kill you

There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow

Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.


Unlike Superman bullets do not bounce off Chuck Norris's chest. They cower in fear when they are shot at him

All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.

The world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around Chuck Norris.

it has been said that there are weapons of mass destruction in the middle east. This is not true, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.


If you hit Chuck Norris at 30 miles an hour theres a 100% chance YOU will die...

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I took it off, are you guys happy now?

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down.

Now Chuck is really cool. \m/

n wolf your jokes r very funny

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Credits go to Whatzzer.

didnt jackie chan kill him. awkward stare

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NIGHT IS AWESOME SAUCE.

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ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

.

but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

click for funny stuff

thx chuck jokes are my forte!

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There is no such thing as "Evolution" just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.

Rock beats scissors, scissors beats papper, and papper beats rock. But Chuck Norris beats all three at the same time.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once bowled a 301 with a bouncy ball.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris is the Rajnikanth of india & i still don't understand by these jokes people make , do they like them or just hate them & make jokes , either way both are gr8 at what they do

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Chuck Norris is the Rajnikanth of india & i still don't understand by these jokes people make , do they like them or just hate them & make jokes , either way both are gr8 at what they do

is rajni gandh that tamil or whatever that language is
character
p.s i dont get y people make jokes of chuck norris

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Credits go to Whatzzer.

Brokeback Mountain is the name of the pile of dead ninjas on Chuck Norris's lawn.

Chuck Norris lost both legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.

People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with a single card.

Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.

Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

People go to the Seattle Space Needle in hopes Chuck Norris doesn't find them.

Sadly, those are the only ones I know of.

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You lost the game.

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1. You can never win the game, you can only lose.
2. You lose when you think about it.
3. Once you lose, you must say "I lost".
4. Don't believe this is real? Google "You just lost the game" and see.
5. Google "the game" will just let you see a pic of some dude CALLED "The Game".
6. Spread the word.

very good ones!

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the emotions of chuck norris (my friend has this shirt and when he walked in my teacher was laughing and got scared at the same time

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[Image: chucktee.jpeg]

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They say if hasbro makes vulcan chuck norris will use it

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NIGHT IS AWESOME SAUCE.

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ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

.

but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

click for funny stuff

^ I <3 that shirt, where did he get it

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Credit to Blah for an awsome sig!

dont know i think wal mart?

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NIGHT IS AWESOME SAUCE.

Spoiler (Click to View)

ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

.

but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

click for funny stuff

My mom got me this shirt from giving blood and it says "Chuck Norries says: Give Blood OR Need It!" not really funny but eh...

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"In space nobody can hear you scream."

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I cut holes in my PTW and now it's a much better stadium.

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Here's a tip, don't make anymore threads. Now what's ur thoughts?
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hey ill give u an earth wheel for a ripcord

Were you drunk?

This may sound kinda random but Leone is the Leo zodiac right, well have you wondered where Leone came from???? Its italian for Leo, anyone else notice anything like this?

Yes, yes I was.

Are you mentally ok?

I once cooked cereal. It took several hours and looked like your moms face ^^

I wish Bey Brad could still eat people's families.

I really wish I could sell my twin sister on Ebay. I can't stand her.

so i just made the conclusion of you being a girl

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

Dark has more smash attack than Vulcan =P

I Never EVER want to see Screw Virgo GB145BS.

What would be an attack type with no attack type-associated pieces?

Do you want to be my friend? Because I have none.

1. learn respect.
2. u do not dis okipimp

If you leave WBO because of 'stickers', that is silly. You got to throw a rant at KIE-V. Thats how its done here.
:V notrly.

Kids are so bad with. . . kids. . . toys.

that makes zero sense
would takara tomy mass market a product to children that can chop your damned finger off?

i know epic underground cage matches like in the Hasbro commercial

That being said, plastic bottoms? not so much...

SF says hi.