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Chuck Norris - TheSilverBlader - Dec. 21, 2010
Chuck Norris is beast, literally people confuse him for a bear because he is so hairy tell me some your chuck norris facts here is another one
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, Google won't even be able to find you
RE: Chuck Norris - Love - Dec. 21, 2010
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
RE: Chuck Norris - Ray Joker - Dec. 21, 2010
Err, Orisinal, your crossed-out sentence has things not allowed here, as I could see it.
The only person who could stand up the Chuck Norris was none other than Bruce Lee.
RE: Chuck Norris - Pimpju - Dec. 21, 2010
Chuck Norris never gets old, but jokes about him do.
RE: Chuck Norris - Night Virgo 11 - Dec. 21, 2010
i like pie and so does chuck
RE: Chuck Norris - Zero - Dec. 21, 2010
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
RE: Chuck Norris - Jaems1 - Dec. 21, 2010
(Dec. 21, 2010 3:58 AM)Orisinal Wrote: <>
yh you should really take that out before parents starts giving awkward lesson about "The birds and the bees".. lol
RE: Chuck Norris - .:J:. - Dec. 21, 2010
what about, chuck norris and mr T walk into a barber, the barber shop explodes.
Chuck Norris does not know Pain--Pain knows Chuck Norris, as it is roundhouse-kicked in the face daily by Chuck.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Not many people know that "I think therefore I am" is incomplete. The full sentence is "I think therefore I am afraid of Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Some people can kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills to stones with one bird.
John Madden had a hard time drawing the replay of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick
these are the best ones i know of him!!! anyway there's actually a make a chuck norris t- shirt hing on a website!!!
RE: Chuck Norris - pegasis105rf - Dec. 21, 2010
Chuck Norris was suposed to die 26 years ago...but death did not have the courage to tell him
RE: Chuck Norris - .:J:. - Dec. 21, 2010
that's good:
Chuck norris can punch a cyclops in between the eye
Chuck Norris walked into a bar, the bar said ouch.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in his soul
Chuck Norris is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.
There used to be life on Mars. But then Chuck Norris came along...
Sitcks and stones may break your bones, but words can never hurt you, unless those words are uttered by chuck Norris, then they'll kill you
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Unlike Superman bullets do not bounce off Chuck Norris's chest. They cower in fear when they are shot at him
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
The world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around Chuck Norris.
it has been said that there are weapons of mass destruction in the middle east. This is not true, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
If you hit Chuck Norris at 30 miles an hour theres a 100% chance YOU will die...
RE: Chuck Norris - Love - Dec. 21, 2010
I took it off, are you guys happy now?
RE: Chuck Norris - xVaretyr - Dec. 21, 2010
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down.
Now Chuck is really cool. \m/
RE: Chuck Norris - Aquilaz112 - Dec. 21, 2010
n wolf your jokes r very funny
RE: Chuck Norris - Amaterasu - Dec. 21, 2010
didnt jackie chan kill him. awkward stare
RE: Chuck Norris - .:J:. - Dec. 21, 2010
thx chuck jokes are my forte!
RE: Chuck Norris - Inkubinu - Dec. 21, 2010
There is no such thing as "Evolution" just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Rock beats scissors, scissors beats papper, and papper beats rock. But Chuck Norris beats all three at the same time.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 301 with a bouncy ball.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
RE: Chuck Norris - NitroNeo - Dec. 22, 2010
Chuck Norris is the Rajnikanth of india & i still don't understand by these jokes people make , do they like them or just hate them & make jokes , either way both are gr8 at what they do
RE: Chuck Norris - Aquilaz112 - Dec. 22, 2010
(Dec. 22, 2010 8:25 AM)NitroNeo89 Wrote: Chuck Norris is the Rajnikanth of india & i still don't understand by these jokes people make , do they like them or just hate them & make jokes , either way both are gr8 at what they do
is rajni gandh that tamil or whatever that language is
character
p.s i dont get y people make jokes of chuck norris
RE: Chuck Norris - Thresher - Dec. 22, 2010
Brokeback Mountain is the name of the pile of dead ninjas on Chuck Norris's lawn.
Chuck Norris lost both legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with a single card.
Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.
RE: Chuck Norris - Darkus Addict - Dec. 22, 2010
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
People go to the Seattle Space Needle in hopes Chuck Norris doesn't find them.
Sadly, those are the only ones I know of.
RE: Chuck Norris - .:J:. - Dec. 22, 2010
very good ones!
RE: Chuck Norris - Amaterasu - Dec. 22, 2010
the emotions of chuck norris (my friend has this shirt and when he walked in my teacher was laughing and got scared at the same time
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They say if hasbro makes vulcan chuck norris will use it
RE: Chuck Norris - Soundwave - Dec. 22, 2010
^ I <3 that shirt, where did he get it
RE: Chuck Norris - Amaterasu - Dec. 22, 2010
dont know i think wal mart?
RE: Chuck Norris - Brooklyn-Z - Dec. 22, 2010
My mom got me this shirt from giving blood and it says "Chuck Norries says: Give Blood OR Need It!" not really funny but eh...