that second line would make a lot more sense to the answer I said.

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the answers "nothing"

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But that answer doesn't make sense. Plenty of men give their lives for certain causes, and I am sure there are things people love more than life itself.

Gahh! No mo brain teasers!
Gahh! We need Mo Naked Hoes! right Elmo?

Yeah, like this was needed


Also, I like Brain Teasers, just not these ones

Since they aren't really brain teasers, they're "Guess the right answer" questions

Here's a riddle/brain teaser I found:

I used to think that I'm important
But now people tell me I'm not.
I can't even control where I'm going.
But I'm quite sure that it's not hot.
I cut in front of other shapes,
Going towards the light.
Now tell me, who am I?
While I wait in everlasting night.

Try and guess that one! I've italicized the major hints in the riddle.

EDIT: also don't say the answer if you've seen this before

Pluto?

Yes. I wondered if Elmo got it (since there were five stars), but you're right Brad, it is Pluto.
Poor Pluto, not even being a planet anymore.

Also:
I'd agree that "nothing" would not make sense, for the fact that many Rich Men don't want "nothing". Nobody is ever happy with what they have; they always want more. This could go hand in hand with the whole "it's the journey, not the destination"....
*AHEM* so Nothing would not make sense. Poor men also have more than "nothing", for life is something.

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Chyea I got Pluto. The only clue I didn't know was:

I cut in front of other shapes,
Going towards the light.

And I found out afterward through Google that Pluto cuts in front of Neptune during its orbit or something(?).

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balls

A man leaves home, takes three left turns and arrives back home to find two masked men waiting for him. Where is he?

at home with 2 men near him

ROFL!! hahaha but idk? a costume party?

seriously, that was my real answer. I thought it was one of those "keep track of where i am" questions, where you get a complicated set of directions, but the question itself actually gives you the location (ie in this case "back home".)

Glad i made you lol though XD

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A man leaves home, takes three left turns and arrives back home to find two masked men waiting for him. Where is he?

at home with 2 men near him

ROFL!! hahaha but idk? a costume party?

seriously, that was my real answer. I thought it was one of those "keep track of where i am" questions, where you get a complicated set of directions, but the question itself actually gives you the location (ie in this case "back home".)

Glad i made you lol though XD

I thought this was already answered

Oh well, it's baseball. You leave home, take three left turns from first base to second base to third base, then go back home where the umpire and catcher are waiting.

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yep it was answered, but i was explaining my answer

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Here's an incredibly silly one:

What kind of room has no windows or doors, no decorated interior, not even a floor or a ceiling?

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There's a lot of possible answers for the above. Chat room possibly? Mushroom?

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balls

There's a lot of possible answers for the above. Chat room possibly? Mushroom?

don't those weird blue smurf dudes live inside mushrooms?

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I'd go with what Elmo said, a Chatroom.

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I'd go with what Elmo said, a Chatroom.

Technically, a chatroom is a window. One giant one, really.

But mushroom was indeed the correct answer. Woo-hoo!

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A woman shot her husband, dropped him in the water for 5 mins, then hung him up for 5 mins, then they had a romantic dinner how did they do it?

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The woman was a photographer.
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A midget went to his apartment, and walked in the elevator. He pressed the 10th button two times, then he decided to walk, why did he press the button two times?

He was a midget, couldn't reach to 20th button.

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Way to necropost
Now for my 2 cents
You are stuck in a room with no doors, windows, and all you have is a mirror, and a table. How do you get out?

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

make a new window with the wood and mirror

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Way to necropost
Now for my 2 cents
You are stuck in a room with no doors, windows, and all you have is a mirror, and a table. How do you get out?

"You look in the mirror and see what you saw, pick up the saw, cut the table in half, two halves make a [w]hole, and you jump out the hole."
Now, here's mine.
"Imagine you're in a room with no doors or windows. You are tied up, in rope, above a pit of spikes where the floor is. There is a saw above you, and it will cut the rope if you move. What do you do?"
Here's another:
"You're stuck in a place with no doors or windows. What do you do?"

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I am a genius with powers from out of this world.

stop imagining

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For the first one, yes. Stop imagining. For the second (watch out, this one isn't as good) leave. I never said there were walls, did I? (Horrible, I know.)

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I am a genius with powers from out of this world.

What language do people born deaf think in?

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Whats the fuzzy blue monster who loves cookies and is a charater in a little kids show?

Whats the fuzzy blue monster who loves cookies and is a charater in a little kids show?

I wont even answer this

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Whats the fuzzy blue monster who loves cookies and is a charater in a little kids show?

the cookie monster in sesame street

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"Whenever you think about criticising someone, just know that everyone in this world hasn't had the advantages that you've had."

okay

theres a couple that live in a round house.they have a maid and the butler .one day the husband dies.so the wife asks 'who killed him'. butler said he was doing the dishes. the maid said " i was doing laundry in the corner."

who killed him

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ugh i hate capricorne...screw capricorn
i'm kidding this actually looks pretty good although
MF=Metal Face
MF=Metal Flat
so i thought they would change the name or abbreviation

"MF" is never included in the official naming system TAKARA-TOMY has. Personally, the only reason people write abbreviate to "MF" is because they are lazy. Now, either you write it at the beginning of the name, or you actually write "Metal Face" like a good
person with fingers would ...

Apparently I hate United States residents as well, hahah. I am truly racist.

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but congratulations of proving you have a higher IQ than lemon juice.

GET OUTTA MAI CEREAL BAWX

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

I hate gingerbread houses. I hate presents and toys. I hate reindeer and all of the good girls and boys. I hate the Whos down in Who-Ville and all of their songs. I hate their whumpettes and blumpettes and goobatforbrongs. I hate carols and sleigh rides and falalalalas. But above all things else, I hate Santa Claus.

"How the Daegor stole Christmas."

Speaking of Santa, some of the people in my school beat up an inflated Santa Claus.

those are some tough kids.. i would not want to mess with them...

They've apparently upgraded to built in scouters, and bell bottom pants.

1) Scouters are awesome.
2) Bell bottom pants are AWESOME.

But seriously, I'm not even paying attention to the animes/mangas. I'm content just collecting cards, haha.

You know, it is also possible, when you have reached a certain level of development, to think without words ...

You know you make it sound like you're some sort of superior absolute being, kinda like that giant-headed baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

...Screw the rules, I have green hair which gives me the power to defy gravity...in America!

Don't Kill yourself .......

Keep it rated PG here guys.

Let's not forget, this is a spinning top message board. You know, where children visit.

I really need a job

You are extreamly obsesive

As we all know, Kai-V never smiles.

Mature people don't let off steam by raging against PS3 gamers on a spinning top forum while writting in all caps about how much they enjoy a console that makes them pay every month for online-play.

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Whats the fuzzy blue monster who loves cookies and is a charater in a little kids show?

the cookie monster in sesame street

You mean Elmo's friend Cookiemonster? if you are your corrrect.