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tanks coasterz fore deh awezumm logu!!! gu to his shopp for gewd siggys

i was walking home to other day and noticed a strange object in teh ground i walked over to it and found a brand nu pegasusus. i went ovar to mi loocal tornamint and registar to batlee in it and i was first 1 to batlee. mi oponent used a killer wolf that as viry strong and gewd i had no chance of winning. pegasusus was going arond the outside of the dish startting to los speed then i called out GUUUUU PAGASUSUS BOTTLE CAP ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pegasusus came don hard and hit killer wolf and it flu out of deh dish and brok in2 many pices.
He said youll never win
I won

chaptor twu
i was walking to mah loker tu chaneg in2 a dif par of undys
then sudenddly a bey fle don and almust hit me
it waz vladimirs destruction evil xd180k
i lunched mi bey at hus
sparks flew
explosions wer evrywar
smok waz filin dah air
I screamed out GUUUU PEGASUSUS POSUM ATTACCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!
I won

numbah tre
i waz in the loker rum changing
then wazzup came in and yelled its tiem fore batul
i waz liek nu im naked!!!
he stil want battul
i deciddded i hadd to du eet
we riped dem beyz on dah floor hard
hiz bay LOL999999XXXXXXXXXF was gewd
but mien iz betar
i weant in forre a bigg atttack
i hut hiz bay sooo hard it fle an hit mi no no place
i fell to dah ground
but i won...

pat fur
i was recuverin frum mah hurd het to mah crouch
i gotz up and den bob jones came in
i was all like great im stil nakkkkkkeeeeeed
he wahz liek so lets battul nao
i agre
we wer battulin
sparks fle
beyz maed smokez
i waz scarrreeeeed
den bob jones use lightning bulls moov lightning bull starblast attck!
bull fle up an landded on mien
my bay exploded
mah parts flu in dah air
den a brite lite
mi parts den form intu ultiamte bay
screw uranus
i yelled out GUUUUU SCREEEEEEEEW URANUUUUUUSSSS
bob waz al liek wat
uranus charge ful speed at him
he went boom
i won again

fiev
i waz stul nakedz
teh brez waas rater cold
den ginga kai guy cam uot of nowere
oh coem oon im iz stillz nakedzzzzzz
he sud carp and battul meh
i sud oki
he use a len kagamine song blaster w105rf
ut waaaas gewd
i is al liek dayum man\
ya he sud
it dah best
nu it not
yes it iz
nu
yez
NU
YEZZ
GUUUUUU SCREW URANUS
oh noes he sud
his bay die

sux
i waz stel nakd en deh lokrr rum
den bob jones cam bak aftr a shoort peee breek
i wan remacth he sud
oki den i replyed
sew we spunn are beyz at breek nek spede
GUUUUU LIGHTNING BULL STARBLAST ATTACK!!!!
bull waz goen hardz
eet hit hard liek usul
GUUUUU SCREW URANUS
uranus was red hot
it charg at lightning bull
sparkz flu
smok ros
and fir startd
bull waz hit so hard it jit bob jones in dah hed and blast ote oder sied
he died
i won
for gewd

sefin
i waz stul anked in da lokerz rum
den ote uf nowart a v ari big tall muscular geko carp ote of toilet
o carp un i says
i waz gooin 2 gu pooooooooop
he sid hi
i sud hi
we battul nao he say
k
we battul
meh stil nakeed
hus bay litning greko g:l wz gewd
i iz betar
he den die
his bay den huy mah croutch
agin i fel to flur
i pas ote

ATE
den a guntar pengiun cam ote uf nowear
i waz stil slepe
i slep
he wok meh op
he wtn batul
i stul nakedd
an haz 2 puup
k i sade k he saud
hiz bay freezy pingu suxed
i keled it
i one
den uot uf nowere
it cam bak 3 lief
poo i siad
heh atak
i doge
i atac
i hut hiem
he di 4 relzzzzzz dis tiem
heh den louked at meh
hus stair waz big i'd
he ploped eg on flar
he left

hop u liek it it took lots of tiem and thought to make!

karectors::::::::::
name- vladimir
bey- destruction evil xd180k (extreme death 180 kill)
spesial move- murder
persinalitey- dark and evul

naym: wazzup
bay: LOL999999XXXXXXXXXF
Sig. attakk: Deth ticcle
deskription: abz like Jacob Black and hair lik jinga hagane

umm my kareikters naym iz bob jones
hiz bey is lightning bull 145 (its my speshil komboh, it got no performance tip 4 sooper fast spin)
speshil moov is gonna be called lightning bull starblast attack!! (like gingkas speshil moov, but its for dis bey ONLEE)
personality is i dun kare wut he iz, but i th!nk he shud b eevil

name: ginga kai guy
age: 67
beyblade: len kagamine song blaster w105rf
special movie: road roller u do nont live.
personaliti: not good ur bad

nam; ryan geico
descripshun; v ari big tall muscular geko!!!!!!!!1!1one
bey: litning greko g:l (geko lik)

Name: Hero

Description: he is only guy to beat kei ever so he is real number one. his hair is silver and gold and he wears goggles on his forehead, a red cape and a custom tailor-made louis vuiton suit. he is a street orphan. he is 5"13 tall and his right eye is red and his left eye is blue. carries around a 500 pound sword like cloud strife from final fantasy and his hair is styled like that, but it is gold and silver. he is also dating this super hot pink haired anime character.

bey: like MF-H Omega Dragoon BDCH85R3F
Omega Dragoon came from the Sun and fell to the Earth. Hero found it when he was on the street and he jumped into a volcano and found it. It never lost a match and spins both directions.

BDCH85 is like Boost Disk Change Height. It is like BD145 but it can change height. It has three heights; 85, 120, and 145. It is also made out of metal.
R3F is like R2F but 100x faster and more grip.

special attack: Super Star Slash Stab Smash Bash Steve Nash Shaq Hurricane Tornado Lava attack !!!!

chratcer;gunter penguin
aeg:yet ot be wieghed
bay;freezy pingu
specialu moev:penguin eeggg plop
personalitay;stares at you.

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

hi can i rekwest a charikter

name- vladimir
bey- destruction evil xd180k (extreme death 180 kill)
spesial move- murder
persinalitey- dark and evul

thx!!!!!

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EDIT: Best story sunce chaptuh sux came out!

iy want ay karectur
naym: wazzup
bay: LOL999999XXXXXXXXXF
Sig. attakk: Deth ticcle
deskription: abz like Jacob Black and hair lik jinga hagane

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This is the worst story I ever read. You have a lot of spelling errors and capitalization errors.

yu now it waz a jok. Why such a debbie downer

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"Remember this Masamune Kadoya, true effort, real training, is found at the very edge of one's limit!"-Klaus

I cannot read much of this story. You must fix the grammatical errors, so we can actually read it. Otherwise, we won't be able to review it, or even enjoy it, assuming it was good.

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MEH AND MAH DAKU WOFL WUNT INS!

persons-PWNISHER
bey-DAKU WOFL
specials move-NOMNOM WOFL GOES PEWPEW AND BEY GOES AHHHHH AND BREAKS INTO A GAZILLION PIECES!
persnalty-AWESHUMS ADN BESTEST PERSONS EVAH!

thx put mah persons in! SOTRY=1000000X BESTTER!

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I cannot read much of this story. You must fix the grammatical errors, so we can actually read it. Otherwise, we won't be able to review it, or even enjoy it, assuming it was good.

IZ JOKE Y U NO LEAVE IT ALONE! NAO DONT CLICKY OR YOU GET BETAN BY MAH BAZILLYUN BEY POWER! (Click to View)

Since you all can't keep it a joke and mockery like it's supposed to be, and are failing miserably, read: http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-A-Story-...DRACIEL-TY

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"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)

yo this story is so awezum!!! kan i rekwest 2 b a kareikter in it plz
umm my kareikters naym iz bob jones
hiz bey is lightning bull 145 (its my speshil komboh, it got no performance tip 4 sooper fast spin)
speshil moov is gonna be called lightning bull starblast attack!! (like gingkas speshil moov, but its for dis bey ONLEE)
personality is i dun kare wut he iz, but i th!nk he shud b eevil
kthx!
edit: o, and bladingkiller and ryu13 STOP BEING SO MEEN!!!
edit 2: o, and nano, keep riteing plzz!!

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you enjoy it because of its errors in other words like in another thread soe people did this th!nk said they were mocking other authors because of there poor grammar and spelling, and those stupid character requests

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"Remember this Masamune Kadoya, true effort, real training, is found at the very edge of one's limit!"-Klaus

GAM3FR3AK stop beeing a meeny!!! this stoy is good

were iz chaptur 2???? dont leev me wonduring wut hapins next!!!!!!

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tis storeee is grate pleez rite mor and deez karakterz r kool u sould uze dem

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dey sould mak a teevee sho uv dis

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"Remember this Masamune Kadoya, true effort, real training, is found at the very edge of one's limit!"-Klaus

Am I this only one who understands this story
It was hard but I could undersand it XD
Why bottle cap attack

preteh epik nano! mesah understan'
add meh en!
name-Keita Midaro
personaliteh-Cool, freindleh
blade-VenimousSpitrexWT145WRB(Wide Tornado, Wide Rubber Ball)Defence Type
speciael-Into teh Wehb

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"Why do today, what you can do tomorrow, while you can Beyblade today?"
-Plato, Socrates, Michael Scott, Aristotle

Too many spelling mistakes and grammar issues,and barely anybody can read it.Otherwise,it's not bad.
Character request,
Name:Michael
Beyblade: Ray Pegasus
Special move:Ray Blast
Personality:Light,Sun,Galaxy,Stars,Mythology

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MEH AND MAH DAKU WOFL WUNT INS!

persons-PWNISHER
bey-DAKU WOFL
specials move-NOMNOM WOFL GOES PEWPEW AND BEY GOES AHHHHH AND BREAKS INTO A GAZILLION PIECES!
persnalty-AWESHUMS ADN BESTEST PERSONS EVAH!

thx put mah persons in! SOTRY=1000000X BESTTER!

DAKU WOFL IZ ALRADY A BAY DAT I OWEN AND ITTT TOOOOOOOOO POWAHFUL TO BE USEDDDD.

thx guys four dah compliments
i iz use karector rekwest in dah next chaptor of deh story nao or later (prob lttr cuz i need to pee)

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

Oh ya! I wan be in! Give charakter epik powez. His name be Gingka. His bey Dark L-Drago II 10 R2F! Everything he hit dies!

For those who cannot figure it out, this is a parody of most WBO stories. We needed another one. Why? Look at Rydeatwon's post. In no way should this story be praised. Don't sugarcoat things. Stop making bad stories look decent. If it sucks, it sucks. Back in character of sucking.

dis is jus liek dee oda stowy, can me caracta bi in it?
name: ginga kai guy
age: 67
beyblade: len kagamine song blaster w105rf
special movie: road roller u do nont live.
personaliti: not good ur bad

Y CRITIKZ R JELISH BACAZ U COULD NOTZ MAKE BETTA STOR1Y!

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Dancing Rayquaza...will never get old :3

k aded nu khaptor

thx guys 4 being dar four meeee!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

i dun leik it suu mach caz it dusnt haz det qutzelctl... iz soz...put hm in durr an it be batturrr tanks...

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http://www.youtube.com/user/PozJoker4444?feature=guide

Y U NO PUT MY CHARACKTER IN!?

guys i needz to use dah oters in moar chaptters tooooooo

dun wury meh wull maek moar nao

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

Yayz! I want to heelpp! Let me cowrit!

Y U NO PUT MY CHARACKTER IN!?

YAH, WARE MY KAREIKTER
chapterr 2 wuz gewd an awl, but u neede 2 ad my kareikter in firs to maik eet betr
plz keep it up
edit; aftr ur laitist pozt, i wil wait.

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Y u no put stoarm pegashush he da beeestttttt he dun luz o nobdy!

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http://www.youtube.com/user/PozJoker4444?feature=guide

Burn Fireblaze. 'Nuff said.

addud nu part!!!!!!!

dis is gewd story nao
tanks fur dah halp guys
i luff you allz

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.