What were some of your best comeback moments?

Mine: I was outside at recess and a jerk came up to me and said "wow you're such an @$$#@!%!" and I said "Wow, I used to make lame comments like that...then I turned 3"

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Someone called me a nerd then I called them an @$$#@!% then they said how am I an @$$#@!% And I said Everything that you're saying is BullCarp
this is my worst one. Cant remeber the others

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Mmmmmmmmm.... my best comeback was when some kid said I was nerdy, but then I said....YOUR FACE!

*le bully is calling/cussing me out*
*le that's what she said/your mom said last night*
Or if they aren't that bad and you just want to stop them, and make them laugh, say bullsharts.
Works like a charm.

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How do I still have 17th most posts here...?

'Cool story, bro'. Works every time

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"Yeah we're all going the same way down. I'm just trying to write it all down." - The Airborne Toxic Event

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I was polishing my magnum one day and a kid ame up and said.

kid: Magnums are for babies.
Me: * Shoots kid in foot*
kid Whyyy
me Whose a baby know.

Can't really say my best one, but the most recent was when a friend and I were discussing the match during the last UFC. At one point he had said something to which I responded "And knowing is half the battle" (A GI Joe quote)

Trying to be a smartass, my buddy posed the question "So Arjun, what exactly is the other half?". To which I responded "Winning" (no that's not meant to be a charlie sheen reference).

Needless to say I won the little banter we had.

Just a general note. A good comeback usually doesn't involve violence. "your mom" or other lame duck responses don't really count.

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Thanks to Kai-V for the avatar and signature!

'Cool story, bro'. Works every time

Oh God were you the one who taught Nano that. He spames it so much.

'Cool story, bro'. Works every time

Oh God were you the one who taught Nano that. He spames it so much.

Haha, no. It's actually an internet meme. Search Google, and you'll find out.

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'Cool story, bro'. Works every time

Oh God were you the one who taught Nano that. He spames it so much.

~ahem~ Cool story bro.

We all know "Your mom" works every time. [/sarcasm]

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

Comebacks? Meh,

Well people always say 'I should f****** die, then the world would be happy', I don't really care what they say... Even when people punch me I just don't care, but if anyone F****** insults my family, my comeback is a full out fist fight...

I can't stand people insulting people without others knowing their being insulted, but I've been punched to much I don't feel pain (it's upsetting) so I just fight till the other backs down, I've left school... So it should be good now

Also my life tends to be the opposite to what it seems, as I usually look happy and always caring, but behind that is a dark past, and revenge and hatred living inside, meh

So I don't use come backs, I suck at them, my fists are my comebacks lol, I don't look like a fighter, but I have a reputation of fighting and winning.

Sorry for a long story about... Well hatred I guess, only mild hatred IMO

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This is mine:

"Why you INSIGNIFICANT piece of psychological INGENUITY! How DARE you insinuate that I, I would tolerate such a DIABOLICAL and UNETHICAL INSULT!!!"

People will say you "talked school" to them. The looks on their faces are the best part .

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Well you have a 10% chance of winning and losing so we have changed it a bit.

What do you mean, a 10% chance of winning and losing? Do you mean that 10% you win, 10% you lose, and 80% nothing happens?

You don't win money. You get money for posting. So basically, the site is a spam magnet.

Look at the post 2 posts above yours for your answer. Here's a hint:

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HELL NO.

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I refuse to buy this.

I also think there are some dead alien bodies on Area 51

name your game company????huh???????

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um you could call it......umm... how about ag= awsome games!

Congratulations, you win the "Dumbest Reply on this Topic" Award.

This is mine:

"Why you INSIGNIFICANT piece of psychological INGENUITY! How DARE you insinuate that I, I would tolerate such a DIABOLICAL and UNETHICAL INSULT!!!"

People will say you "talked school" to them. The looks on their faces are the best part .

This = Epicness
I love using big words to mess peoples' brains up!

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Person:"Brad, sign my launcher! Brad, sign everything I own!"
BeyBrad:"Did you see me sign that kid's shoe? He was like 'BRAD, CAN U SIGHN MAH SHOO?!' and I was like 'Yeeeaaahhh... ?'
CyberBlader27: Cant believe I missed Beyblade Crusade 2011... :( LMAO Quotes:

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I beat my brother in an anime style way but i then found out that u cant use quick plays from your hand on your opponents turn.

Did you have duel disks? Or were you on motorcycles?

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

seriously, just stop being so damn lazy.

purple ponies

Name: Seniel hatakashi
Nationality: American
Personality: Energetic, Friendly, Loyal, and Good humored, tempered
Age: 12
Team: none
Bey: Gravitate Pegasus (or spaţiu) AMGB 159 (Armored Magnetic Gravity Bowl) CS

ahem
what are you doing?

Name: Kastu Katsume
Nationality: American
Personality: Energetic, Friendly, Loyal, and Good humored
Age: 15
Team: none
Bey: Lunar Raven (or Corus) AMGB 155 (Armored Magnetic Gravity Bowl) CS

My biggest phobia is... wait for it... Dark Wolf.

Lol
Its to much strength to handle. Lol

Part of the day:

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BD145 (Boost Disk 145)
* Weight: 8 grams

BD145 shares a similar trait with its partner Hell, in that, like Hell is one of the widest Metal Wheels ever released, BD145 is the widest Track ever. This Track is unique both because of its width and also its ability to change modes. Changing modes is similar to how it is done with SW145, however this time, instead of removing the changeable part from the bottom and flipping it, it is removed from the top and then flipped. BD145 has two modes:

* Normal Mode

In Normal Mode the "Boost Disk" sits lower on the Track, which causes most Beyblades to scrape the Beystadium floor easily due to the three downward facing protrusions. However, when using a taller Bottom such as RF, this tendency is lessened somewhat, and the wide diameter of BD145, while it is not able to necessarily provide Smash Attack, it assists in "pushing" the opposing Beyblade out of the Beystadium.

* Boost Mode

Boost Mode works exclusively in combination with Hell. The three upward facing protrusions on BD145 go past the bottom of the Metal Wheel into the gaps of Hell itself and unlike Normal Mode, there is absolutely no space between the Metal Wheel and Boost Disk. This mode has proven to be incredibly effective in Stamina, Defense, and even Attack customizations.
Use in Attack Customizations

Somewhat surprisingly, BD145 found use in Attack customizations such as MF Lightning L-Drago BD145LRF. The increased diameter allowed by BD145 makes it easier to strike the opposing Beyblade, and in combination with the high Smash Attack of Lightning L-Drago and the speed of LRF, this combination is deadly.
Use in Defense Customizations

BD145 is the heaviest Track available, and that along with the fact that it almost completely nullifies low Attackers makes it one of the best Defense Tracks available. It can be used in the custom MF-H Basalt Kerbecs BD145CS/MB.
Use in Balance Customization

Along with having great Stamina, the combo MF Hell Bull/Kerbecs BD145CS (Boost Mode) also has good Defense against Attackers which will be partially neutralized by both the wide, plastic "Boost Disk", and the rubber surrounding the sharp tip of CS.

Thank you Beywiki!

What were some of your best comeback moments?

Mine: I was outside at recess and a jerk came up to me and said "wow you're such an @$$#@!%!" and I said "Wow, I used to make lame comments like that...then I turned 3"

lol thats mine exept its not three its like one ore 4 or somthing i dont know it verys alot

kid: i bet your d*** is smal
me: so your gay because you look?
or ( well i used to be able to say this)
kid: your gay
me: no im not
kid: your gay
and i have a girl friend tell me where yours is.

man when your 11 like i am trust me its aaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllooooooottttt worse (most people have already experincced this )

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NEW PRICE 8$ USD.(origanal price 11$) offer ends 8/7/11
i am also selling a burn phoinix for 8$ usd please WA customors only and you have to be willling to pay. pm me for pics. and now trading bey parts, and selling. pm me for pics,and prices. and parts, usa only please.
and check out /zephers/ thread.
http://img17.imageshackus/img17/8844/sto...suser1.png

What were some of your best comeback moments?

Mine: I was outside at recess and a jerk came up to me and said "wow you're such an @$$#@!%!" and I said "Wow, I used to make lame comments like that...then I turned 3"

lol thats mine exept its not three its like one ore 4 or somthing i dont know it verys alot

kid: i bet your d*** is smal
me: so your gay because you look?
or ( well i used to be able to say this)
kid: your gay
me: no im not
kid: your gay
and i have a girl friend tell me where yours is.

Never use gay as an insult.

mine is :

guy:why you have such a big head
ME:i dont know why are you so fat
guy:WAS THAT A FAT JOKE!?
me:your a fat joke...
guy:im gonna pound yout a$$
me:funny thats what i said to your mama last night ...*reads comic*

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thanks focus for the beast sig

What were some of your best comeback moments?

Mine: I was outside at recess and a jerk came up to me and said "wow you're such an @$$#@!%!" and I said "Wow, I used to make lame comments like that...then I turned 3"

lol thats mine exept its not three its like one ore 4 or somthing i dont know it verys alot

kid: i bet your d*** is smal
me: so your gay because you look?
or ( well i used to be able to say this)
kid: your gay
me: no im not
kid: your gay
and i have a girl friend tell me where yours is.

man when your 11 like i am trust me its aaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllooooooottttt worse (most people have already experincced this )

Okay, hold up. This sounds like a word-fight and you losing. Calling someone gay is sooo original [/sarcasm] It's pretty much just you and the kid calling each other gay...

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And don't do that...

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Person:"Brad, sign my launcher! Brad, sign everything I own!"
BeyBrad:"Did you see me sign that kid's shoe? He was like 'BRAD, CAN U SIGHN MAH SHOO?!' and I was like 'Yeeeaaahhh... ?'
CyberBlader27: Cant believe I missed Beyblade Crusade 2011... :( LMAO Quotes:

Spoiler (Click to View)

I beat my brother in an anime style way but i then found out that u cant use quick plays from your hand on your opponents turn.

Did you have duel disks? Or were you on motorcycles?

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

seriously, just stop being so damn lazy.

purple ponies

Name: Seniel hatakashi
Nationality: American
Personality: Energetic, Friendly, Loyal, and Good humored, tempered
Age: 12
Team: none
Bey: Gravitate Pegasus (or spaţiu) AMGB 159 (Armored Magnetic Gravity Bowl) CS

ahem
what are you doing?

Name: Kastu Katsume
Nationality: American
Personality: Energetic, Friendly, Loyal, and Good humored
Age: 15
Team: none
Bey: Lunar Raven (or Corus) AMGB 155 (Armored Magnetic Gravity Bowl) CS

My biggest phobia is... wait for it... Dark Wolf.

Lol
Its to much strength to handle. Lol

Part of the day:

Spoiler (Click to View)

BD145 (Boost Disk 145)
* Weight: 8 grams

BD145 shares a similar trait with its partner Hell, in that, like Hell is one of the widest Metal Wheels ever released, BD145 is the widest Track ever. This Track is unique both because of its width and also its ability to change modes. Changing modes is similar to how it is done with SW145, however this time, instead of removing the changeable part from the bottom and flipping it, it is removed from the top and then flipped. BD145 has two modes:

* Normal Mode

In Normal Mode the "Boost Disk" sits lower on the Track, which causes most Beyblades to scrape the Beystadium floor easily due to the three downward facing protrusions. However, when using a taller Bottom such as RF, this tendency is lessened somewhat, and the wide diameter of BD145, while it is not able to necessarily provide Smash Attack, it assists in "pushing" the opposing Beyblade out of the Beystadium.

* Boost Mode

Boost Mode works exclusively in combination with Hell. The three upward facing protrusions on BD145 go past the bottom of the Metal Wheel into the gaps of Hell itself and unlike Normal Mode, there is absolutely no space between the Metal Wheel and Boost Disk. This mode has proven to be incredibly effective in Stamina, Defense, and even Attack customizations.
Use in Attack Customizations

Somewhat surprisingly, BD145 found use in Attack customizations such as MF Lightning L-Drago BD145LRF. The increased diameter allowed by BD145 makes it easier to strike the opposing Beyblade, and in combination with the high Smash Attack of Lightning L-Drago and the speed of LRF, this combination is deadly.
Use in Defense Customizations

BD145 is the heaviest Track available, and that along with the fact that it almost completely nullifies low Attackers makes it one of the best Defense Tracks available. It can be used in the custom MF-H Basalt Kerbecs BD145CS/MB.
Use in Balance Customization

Along with having great Stamina, the combo MF Hell Bull/Kerbecs BD145CS (Boost Mode) also has good Defense against Attackers which will be partially neutralized by both the wide, plastic "Boost Disk", and the rubber surrounding the sharp tip of CS.

Thank you Beywiki!

Mmmmmmmmm.... my best comeback was when some kid said I was nerdy, but then I said....YOUR FACE!

You're not good with comebacks, are you?
I hate when people use that kind of comeback.
Me: This is boring.
Guy: U no wuts boring, YOUR face/mom/girlfriend/life/submarine!
My best:
Guy: {insert insult}
Me: Get a life.

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He who loves correction loves knowledge, but he who hates reproof is stupid. :P

Mmmmmmmmm.... my best comeback was when some kid said I was nerdy, but then I said....YOUR FACE!

You're not good with comebacks, are you?
I hate when people use that kind of comeback.
Me: This is boring.
Guy: U no wuts boring, YOUR face/mom/girlfriend/life/submarine!
My best:
Guy: {insert insult}
Me: Get a life.

guy is yor face herting
me:no
guy:well its hurting me
me:go fu$$ yourself

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thanks focus for the beast sig

Said to a reaaaaaaallllly annoying kid ...
Me: I was sitting there
Kid: Well I am now
Me: Do you have some kind of disorder ???
Kid: No Shut up
Me: Is it OBCD
Kid: *walks away really mad*

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Oh and my bro said I am going to ba doctor what are you gonna be doin ?!?!?
Me: Your Wife

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What were some of your best comeback moments?

Mine: I was outside at recess and a jerk came up to me and said "wow you're such an @$$#@!%!" and I said "Wow, I used to make lame comments like that...then I turned 3"

lol thats mine exept its not three its like one ore 4 or somthing i dont know it verys alot

kid: i bet your d*** is smal
me: so your gay because you look?
or ( well i used to be able to say this)
kid: your gay
me: no im not
kid: your gay
and i have a girl friend tell me where yours is.

man when your 11 like i am trust me its aaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllooooooottttt worse (most people have already experincced this )

Okay, hold up. This sounds like a word-fight and you losing. Calling someone gay is sooo original [/sarcasm] It's pretty much just you and the kid calling each other gay...

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And im not so good with come backs

and im not so good with comebacks

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NANO MADE MY AVATAR!!!!!!!:) GO TO HIS SHOP HE MAKES GREAT AVATARS!!!!!!!!!!

NEW PRICE 8$ USD.(origanal price 11$) offer ends 8/7/11
i am also selling a burn phoinix for 8$ usd please WA customors only and you have to be willling to pay. pm me for pics. and now trading bey parts, and selling. pm me for pics,and prices. and parts, usa only please.
and check out /zephers/ thread.
http://img17.imageshackus/img17/8844/sto...suser1.png

Really, you edited my post for no reason.
I JUST SAID DON'T CALL PEOPLE GAY (that much )

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Person:"Brad, sign my launcher! Brad, sign everything I own!"
BeyBrad:"Did you see me sign that kid's shoe? He was like 'BRAD, CAN U SIGHN MAH SHOO?!' and I was like 'Yeeeaaahhh... ?'
CyberBlader27: Cant believe I missed Beyblade Crusade 2011... :( LMAO Quotes:

Spoiler (Click to View)

I beat my brother in an anime style way but i then found out that u cant use quick plays from your hand on your opponents turn.

Did you have duel disks? Or were you on motorcycles?

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

seriously, just stop being so damn lazy.

purple ponies

Name: Seniel hatakashi
Nationality: American
Personality: Energetic, Friendly, Loyal, and Good humored, tempered
Age: 12
Team: none
Bey: Gravitate Pegasus (or spaţiu) AMGB 159 (Armored Magnetic Gravity Bowl) CS

ahem
what are you doing?

Name: Kastu Katsume
Nationality: American
Personality: Energetic, Friendly, Loyal, and Good humored
Age: 15
Team: none
Bey: Lunar Raven (or Corus) AMGB 155 (Armored Magnetic Gravity Bowl) CS

My biggest phobia is... wait for it... Dark Wolf.

Lol
Its to much strength to handle. Lol

Part of the day:

Spoiler (Click to View)

BD145 (Boost Disk 145)
* Weight: 8 grams

BD145 shares a similar trait with its partner Hell, in that, like Hell is one of the widest Metal Wheels ever released, BD145 is the widest Track ever. This Track is unique both because of its width and also its ability to change modes. Changing modes is similar to how it is done with SW145, however this time, instead of removing the changeable part from the bottom and flipping it, it is removed from the top and then flipped. BD145 has two modes:

* Normal Mode

In Normal Mode the "Boost Disk" sits lower on the Track, which causes most Beyblades to scrape the Beystadium floor easily due to the three downward facing protrusions. However, when using a taller Bottom such as RF, this tendency is lessened somewhat, and the wide diameter of BD145, while it is not able to necessarily provide Smash Attack, it assists in "pushing" the opposing Beyblade out of the Beystadium.

* Boost Mode

Boost Mode works exclusively in combination with Hell. The three upward facing protrusions on BD145 go past the bottom of the Metal Wheel into the gaps of Hell itself and unlike Normal Mode, there is absolutely no space between the Metal Wheel and Boost Disk. This mode has proven to be incredibly effective in Stamina, Defense, and even Attack customizations.
Use in Attack Customizations

Somewhat surprisingly, BD145 found use in Attack customizations such as MF Lightning L-Drago BD145LRF. The increased diameter allowed by BD145 makes it easier to strike the opposing Beyblade, and in combination with the high Smash Attack of Lightning L-Drago and the speed of LRF, this combination is deadly.
Use in Defense Customizations

BD145 is the heaviest Track available, and that along with the fact that it almost completely nullifies low Attackers makes it one of the best Defense Tracks available. It can be used in the custom MF-H Basalt Kerbecs BD145CS/MB.
Use in Balance Customization

Along with having great Stamina, the combo MF Hell Bull/Kerbecs BD145CS (Boost Mode) also has good Defense against Attackers which will be partially neutralized by both the wide, plastic "Boost Disk", and the rubber surrounding the sharp tip of CS.

Thank you Beywiki!

Wow. some people in this thread.....

Sometimes I say 'Wow...This kid" sometimes I say '*ACHOO* sorry Im allergic to your Bullsh*t'

I dont use comebacks very often. I rather use brains to get myself out of things? But I do like some

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UniquE - Professional Beyblade team located in Melbourne.

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Here is one of my good ones.

Kid:You're an @$$
Mekay
Kid:You're an elephants @$$
Mekay
Kiduck My ---- You Mother------
Mekay
KidTOP SAYING THAT YOU --------- -------------- ---------------- ------ ---------------- ----- --------------- ------------------ ----------------------
Mekay

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ok i said i wanted to order something from this magazine and there was a really good looking guy on the front and my friend went wat r u ordering wait let me guess him and he pointed to the dude so im like why would i order ur ex-boyfriend ' snaps fingers '

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oh wait i just remembered more there is this kid at skool who i really hate and yer he tried to make fun of me but no one laughed then i said im sorry i dont speak retard what did u say? and everybody laughed