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This is a Star Wars "book" Sparta and I wrote when we were 9. Let's just say our writing has gotten a lot better since then.
The grammar and spelling is terrible purposefully; I kept it the same as the original. I will try to update periodically.
Here it is:
STAR WARS: TWO JEDI KNIGHTS: FRIENDS AND ENEMIES
Can I say fail?
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-Previously DrigerMV
Funny quotes!:
The grammar and spelling is terrible purposefully; I kept it the same as the original. I will try to update periodically.
Here it is:
STAR WARS: TWO JEDI KNIGHTS: FRIENDS AND ENEMIES
Spoiler (Click to View)
Introduction:
It is the time of the Old Republic, and the battle of Geonosis is near. More Jedi are needed. Jedi were sent out to get more reinforcements, one to Tatooine, where 2 twins lived…
Chapter 1:
Clash! 2 metal lightsabers banged against each other. The twins, Brandon and Kevin were having a battle with their metal tubed fake lightsabers.
“I bet ya I’ll win!†Kevin yelled over the noise.
“No way!†Brandon yelled back.
“I’ll bet you a hundred credits I’ll win!†Kevin screamed as the battle roared on.
“You’re on!†Brandon yelled back, over the roar of the fake sabers. Suddenly, Kevin directed the saber toward Brandon’s legs, but Brandon jumped over the hard, metal saber!
The battle continued, each time their blades hit, the sparks would shoot up like shooting stars and after float around like fire flies dancing. Then, Kevin aimed for Brandon’s head, but Brandon ducked his head just in time! Brandon tried it but Kevin blocked it. All of a sudden, Kevin thrusted his saber at Brandon! He tried to react quickly, but it was to late. The cold metal saber hit Brandon and he knew he had lost. Brandon gave up his only 100 credits, disappointedly. He knew he’d never win a battle against him.
That night, their dad woke Kevin up and said, “Kevin, you have to go.â€
“Where?†Kevin asked.
“To the orphanage,†Dad replied. Kevin quietly packed his stuff. “Bye Bran,†Kevin whispered before he left.
As the door closed, Brandon woke up. He looked around. Kevin was nowhere to be found.
Chapter 2:
The next morning Brandon asked his dad where Kevin was. “He ran away.†His dad replied.
“Why?†Brandon asked.
“I don’t know, he just did,†his dad replied trying to change the subject.
Exactly a year later at dawn, Brandon’s dad said “leave now to the orphanage, droid ships are coming!â€. So Brandon packed his things and thought about something “hey dad, won’t you be leaving also, to get away from those droids?†Brandon asked.
“nope I can take ‘em†his dad said in his tough voice. Brandon gave a weak smile.
Meanwhile, at the orphanage, Kevin was sitting in a pen, or as people called it, “the cribby houseâ€. Anyway, Kevin was practicing with a toy, blue plastic saber when suddenly a woman came. “What in the world is this beast!?†the woman (who was about 98 years old) said.
“Be quiet old hag!†Kevin yelled in a deep, dirty voice.
“I never liked you anyway!†the woman clearly stated.
“Can someone make this woman shut!?†Kevin cursed under his breath.
Then, for no reason at all, the woman ran away screaming “help, this boy’s an ugly thing! I’m telling your mother!!â€
“I don’t care, ‘cause my mother died right after I was born!, which was when exactly the new standard year!!†Kevin roared back. When Kevin turned around to practice more, he saw someone he thought he’d never see again.
Chapter 3:
“Brandon, my bud!†Kevin screeched in delight as he threw his arm around his old twin. “take this back†Kevin said as he took 100 credits out of his pocket. “no, keep ‘em, you won ‘em fair and square†Brandon said “fine I’ll keep 50 of them, but you keep the other 50, ok?†Kevin asked “deal†Brandon said, so he took back 50 of his own credits.
That night, at midnight, an alarm whent off and Kevin woke up. “great, war’s coming here,†Kevin muttered as he woke Brandon up. “What’s wrong?†Brandon asked as he got out of his bed “w-w-war is c-coming†Kevin whimpered as he too, got out of bed.
Suddenly something caught Kevin’s eye, a metal object with little buttons on it “it’s metal so it’ll somewhat keep us alive!†Kevin said in his head as he picked up the object, Suddenly a Tuscan Raider came to kill them! It was brownish-tanish with a chocolate coloured toga. He smelled like dried blood and even looked like he’d been attacked by a million moistfarmers (A/N: I have no idea…) Suddenly he lounged screaming “huh-huh-huhng-huh!â€! “I hope this works Kevin said as he pushed a red button on the tube of metal, and it did, A light blue streak shot out of what Kevin and Brandon realized to be a real saber, what ment is that it cuts things off people and things, not just stings them. So Kevin Charged the tuskin, but it pulled out a metal pointed stick and Kevin looked at Brandon and he new what he had to do, so he forward flip toward Kevin and took the Saber right out of Kevin’s hands “hey wh-“ Kevin started but he was to amazed to finish. Brandon aimed for the legs…missed. Brandon tried to stab…to late! Tuskin moved to the right. Brandon went for the head stab…Tuskin reared hgis head backwards just in time, Brandon jumped up and tried to stab from behind…a hit! The Tuskin was glued to the spot and couldn’t move. “that’ll leave a mark†Brandon said as he took the Saber out of the tuskins body.
Suddenly, a man came over and said “we could use a good jedi like you, son!†“but my twin beat me in a saber battle, can he come to?†Brandon asked politely. “Alright then, you may both come, but you need to hurry, the ship is over there, there is little time to spare†he stated.
Chapter 4:
“Where are we going?†Brandon asked as they aborded the ship. “Well, first we’re going to Corasant. Then we’re going to Geanosis,†the Jedi replied. “We’re going to Corasaunt!†Kevin exclaimed. Brandon knew Kevin had always wanted to go there. That was the home of the Jedi Knights of the Galactic Republic.
“I already have some parts. I tell you how to make them. Don’t add the little details right now. Do them later. You’ve got to hurry. We’re almost out of time,†he said. “What are we making?†Brandon asked. “We’re making lightsabers,†Kevin said. “Good job,†said the man, “My name is Chris.†What did you do Kev?†Brandon asked. “I don’t know,†Kevin replied. “He used the force,†Chris answered. “You’re both going to need it where we’re going.â€
Chapter 5:
“Where are we going?†Kevin asked. “To a greatly dangerous war,†Chris whispered. “But, why did you need us?†Brandon questioned. “And why will we need the force?†Kevin asked. “We need you as Jedi because it’s the beginning of a war, plus a Bounty Hunter, so many Jedi Knights will die in this war,†He rushed.
“Then how do you know we’re not gonna die?†Kevin asked. “We don’t. But we need you,†Chris replied. “Then we’d clearly be safer on Tatooine,†Brandon stated. “No. If the druids win, they’re going to try to destroy Tatooine,†Chris firmly stated. “Fine,†Brandon complained.
“Hey, I see Geanosis!†Kevin exclaimed. “Well, get ready then. May the force be with you,†Chris sincerely said.
“Get ready, Dooku, my children are coming, now as Jedi,†their dad, the Emporor menicingly said. “I will master. I’ll destroy every Jedi Knight, and with druids and clones it should be easy,†Count Dooku replied to his master. “Let the battle begin.â€
It is the time of the Old Republic, and the battle of Geonosis is near. More Jedi are needed. Jedi were sent out to get more reinforcements, one to Tatooine, where 2 twins lived…
Chapter 1:
Clash! 2 metal lightsabers banged against each other. The twins, Brandon and Kevin were having a battle with their metal tubed fake lightsabers.
“I bet ya I’ll win!†Kevin yelled over the noise.
“No way!†Brandon yelled back.
“I’ll bet you a hundred credits I’ll win!†Kevin screamed as the battle roared on.
“You’re on!†Brandon yelled back, over the roar of the fake sabers. Suddenly, Kevin directed the saber toward Brandon’s legs, but Brandon jumped over the hard, metal saber!
The battle continued, each time their blades hit, the sparks would shoot up like shooting stars and after float around like fire flies dancing. Then, Kevin aimed for Brandon’s head, but Brandon ducked his head just in time! Brandon tried it but Kevin blocked it. All of a sudden, Kevin thrusted his saber at Brandon! He tried to react quickly, but it was to late. The cold metal saber hit Brandon and he knew he had lost. Brandon gave up his only 100 credits, disappointedly. He knew he’d never win a battle against him.
That night, their dad woke Kevin up and said, “Kevin, you have to go.â€
“Where?†Kevin asked.
“To the orphanage,†Dad replied. Kevin quietly packed his stuff. “Bye Bran,†Kevin whispered before he left.
As the door closed, Brandon woke up. He looked around. Kevin was nowhere to be found.
Chapter 2:
The next morning Brandon asked his dad where Kevin was. “He ran away.†His dad replied.
“Why?†Brandon asked.
“I don’t know, he just did,†his dad replied trying to change the subject.
Exactly a year later at dawn, Brandon’s dad said “leave now to the orphanage, droid ships are coming!â€. So Brandon packed his things and thought about something “hey dad, won’t you be leaving also, to get away from those droids?†Brandon asked.
“nope I can take ‘em†his dad said in his tough voice. Brandon gave a weak smile.
Meanwhile, at the orphanage, Kevin was sitting in a pen, or as people called it, “the cribby houseâ€. Anyway, Kevin was practicing with a toy, blue plastic saber when suddenly a woman came. “What in the world is this beast!?†the woman (who was about 98 years old) said.
“Be quiet old hag!†Kevin yelled in a deep, dirty voice.
“I never liked you anyway!†the woman clearly stated.
“Can someone make this woman shut!?†Kevin cursed under his breath.
Then, for no reason at all, the woman ran away screaming “help, this boy’s an ugly thing! I’m telling your mother!!â€
“I don’t care, ‘cause my mother died right after I was born!, which was when exactly the new standard year!!†Kevin roared back. When Kevin turned around to practice more, he saw someone he thought he’d never see again.
Chapter 3:
“Brandon, my bud!†Kevin screeched in delight as he threw his arm around his old twin. “take this back†Kevin said as he took 100 credits out of his pocket. “no, keep ‘em, you won ‘em fair and square†Brandon said “fine I’ll keep 50 of them, but you keep the other 50, ok?†Kevin asked “deal†Brandon said, so he took back 50 of his own credits.
That night, at midnight, an alarm whent off and Kevin woke up. “great, war’s coming here,†Kevin muttered as he woke Brandon up. “What’s wrong?†Brandon asked as he got out of his bed “w-w-war is c-coming†Kevin whimpered as he too, got out of bed.
Suddenly something caught Kevin’s eye, a metal object with little buttons on it “it’s metal so it’ll somewhat keep us alive!†Kevin said in his head as he picked up the object, Suddenly a Tuscan Raider came to kill them! It was brownish-tanish with a chocolate coloured toga. He smelled like dried blood and even looked like he’d been attacked by a million moistfarmers (A/N: I have no idea…) Suddenly he lounged screaming “huh-huh-huhng-huh!â€! “I hope this works Kevin said as he pushed a red button on the tube of metal, and it did, A light blue streak shot out of what Kevin and Brandon realized to be a real saber, what ment is that it cuts things off people and things, not just stings them. So Kevin Charged the tuskin, but it pulled out a metal pointed stick and Kevin looked at Brandon and he new what he had to do, so he forward flip toward Kevin and took the Saber right out of Kevin’s hands “hey wh-“ Kevin started but he was to amazed to finish. Brandon aimed for the legs…missed. Brandon tried to stab…to late! Tuskin moved to the right. Brandon went for the head stab…Tuskin reared hgis head backwards just in time, Brandon jumped up and tried to stab from behind…a hit! The Tuskin was glued to the spot and couldn’t move. “that’ll leave a mark†Brandon said as he took the Saber out of the tuskins body.
Suddenly, a man came over and said “we could use a good jedi like you, son!†“but my twin beat me in a saber battle, can he come to?†Brandon asked politely. “Alright then, you may both come, but you need to hurry, the ship is over there, there is little time to spare†he stated.
Chapter 4:
“Where are we going?†Brandon asked as they aborded the ship. “Well, first we’re going to Corasant. Then we’re going to Geanosis,†the Jedi replied. “We’re going to Corasaunt!†Kevin exclaimed. Brandon knew Kevin had always wanted to go there. That was the home of the Jedi Knights of the Galactic Republic.
“I already have some parts. I tell you how to make them. Don’t add the little details right now. Do them later. You’ve got to hurry. We’re almost out of time,†he said. “What are we making?†Brandon asked. “We’re making lightsabers,†Kevin said. “Good job,†said the man, “My name is Chris.†What did you do Kev?†Brandon asked. “I don’t know,†Kevin replied. “He used the force,†Chris answered. “You’re both going to need it where we’re going.â€
Chapter 5:
“Where are we going?†Kevin asked. “To a greatly dangerous war,†Chris whispered. “But, why did you need us?†Brandon questioned. “And why will we need the force?†Kevin asked. “We need you as Jedi because it’s the beginning of a war, plus a Bounty Hunter, so many Jedi Knights will die in this war,†He rushed.
“Then how do you know we’re not gonna die?†Kevin asked. “We don’t. But we need you,†Chris replied. “Then we’d clearly be safer on Tatooine,†Brandon stated. “No. If the druids win, they’re going to try to destroy Tatooine,†Chris firmly stated. “Fine,†Brandon complained.
“Hey, I see Geanosis!†Kevin exclaimed. “Well, get ready then. May the force be with you,†Chris sincerely said.
“Get ready, Dooku, my children are coming, now as Jedi,†their dad, the Emporor menicingly said. “I will master. I’ll destroy every Jedi Knight, and with druids and clones it should be easy,†Count Dooku replied to his master. “Let the battle begin.â€
-Previously DrigerMV
Funny quotes!:
Spoiler (Click to View)
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“Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off of itâ€
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You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
What do you do when Life gives you lemonade?
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
If "the pen is mightier than the sword", how come "actions speak louder than words"?
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
“Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off of itâ€
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
What do you do when Life gives you lemonade?
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
If "the pen is mightier than the sword", how come "actions speak louder than words"?
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
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