ArtieMLucky (1:10:20 PM): god damn billy corgan looks like lex luthor
VxR RoAn (1:10:24 PM): LOL
VxR RoAn (1:10:28 PM): OMG
ArtieMLucky (1:10:33 PM): im still waiting for superman to bust in and roll some necks
VxR RoAn (1:10:38 PM): Why this reminded me of that I have NO idea
VxR RoAn (1:10:45 PM): But I had the most WHACK dream last night EVER
ArtieMLucky (1:10:54 PM): uhhhhhhh
VxR RoAn (1:11:07 PM): Ok carp hahahaha you're going to laugh/make fun of me
VxR RoAn (1:11:16 PM): But I dreamed that I was back in high school
VxR RoAn (1:11:23 PM): My family had moved to california for some reason
VxR RoAn (1:11:31 PM): And I was enrolling in a new high school
ArtieMLucky (1:11:37 PM): ok
VxR RoAn (1:11:42 PM): Ok
VxR RoAn (1:11:52 PM): Well I met this girl named Sara
VxR RoAn (1:12:11 PM): And she was pretty much my first new friend in this area
VxR RoAn (1:12:18 PM): She showed me around the school and stuff
VxR RoAn (1:12:23 PM): Well
VxR RoAn (1:12:25 PM): After like a week
VxR RoAn (1:12:45 PM): She asked me if I wanted to come over to her house after school since she was opening up her pool for the summer
VxR RoAn (1:12:48 PM): I was like sure why not
ArtieMLucky (1:13:10 PM): oooh carp youre gonna carp her
VxR RoAn (1:13:22 PM): So we go over to her house and I'm kinda nervous as I am when I go to any of my girl friend's houses because I have to deal with their fathers who think I want in their pants when I most CERTAINLY don't
VxR RoAn (1:13:55 PM): So she puts her key in the door and opens it up and we walk in. I start taking off my shoes and her Dad walks around the corner.
VxR RoAn (1:13:59 PM): But here's where it gets good
VxR RoAn (1:14:04 PM): Guess who her dad was LOL
ArtieMLucky (1:14:06 PM): you carp her dad
ArtieMLucky (1:14:08 PM): oh god
ArtieMLucky (1:14:10 PM): theres so many
ArtieMLucky (1:14:12 PM): ummm
VxR RoAn (1:14:13 PM): HAHAHAHA
VxR RoAn (1:14:14 PM): The original
ArtieMLucky (1:14:16 PM): gerard butler
VxR RoAn (1:14:18 PM): No
ArtieMLucky (1:14:22 PM): MIKE ROWE
VxR RoAn (1:14:24 PM): No
ArtieMLucky (1:14:27 PM): NOO
VxR RoAn (1:14:28 PM): My original man crush
ArtieMLucky (1:14:29 PM): THE TEACHER
VxR RoAn (1:14:31 PM): No
ArtieMLucky (1:14:33 PM): WART
VxR RoAn (1:14:35 PM): Even before him
ArtieMLucky (1:14:37 PM): wat
VxR RoAn (1:14:41 PM): Bruce Willis @_@
ArtieMLucky (1:15:01 PM): LOL itd be carp up if his daughter was REALLY named sara
VxR RoAn (1:15:05 PM): LOL
ArtieMLucky (1:15:08 PM): since im pretty sure he has a daughter
VxR RoAn (1:15:10 PM): Well he has like 3 girls
VxR RoAn (1:15:15 PM): I think, not sure
VxR RoAn (1:15:16 PM): Well anyway
VxR RoAn (1:15:26 PM): Of course I'm like dumb struck
VxR RoAn (1:15:29 PM): I'm like
VxR RoAn (1:15:47 PM): "WHAT WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOUR DAD WAS BRUCE WILLIS" and I'm like grovelling at his feet basically
VxR RoAn (1:16:07 PM): But for real I was on my knees untying my shoes when he walked around the corner
VxR RoAn (1:16:12 PM): And the first thing he says to me
VxR RoAn (1:16:34 PM): "Get up off the floor Son, I don't like your kind being at that level around me"
VxR RoAn (1:16:35 PM): LOL
ArtieMLucky (1:16:45 PM): hahahaha wtf
VxR RoAn (1:16:54 PM): Basically implying that I was trying to suck him before I even knew who he was
VxR RoAn (1:16:59 PM): Well yeah it gets more carp
VxR RoAn (1:17:04 PM): I'll leave out the more boring details
VxR RoAn (1:17:15 PM): But basically skip forward a few weeks and I go over to her house on a regular basis
VxR RoAn (1:17:23 PM): And now me and ol' Brucie are pretty good pals
VxR RoAn (1:17:36 PM): So one day he's like
VxR RoAn (1:18:05 PM): "You got a few minutes before you have to go?" "Uh... Sure, I guess?" "Ok, come here I want to show you something" "Oh carp"
VxR RoAn (1:18:36 PM): So he leads me into his room then he stands up on his massive carp bed that was seriously like bigger than any bed you could EVER imagine
VxR RoAn (1:18:48 PM): And he just starts lifting up mattress after mattress after mattress
VxR RoAn (1:18:49 PM): I'm like
VxR RoAn (1:18:53 PM): WHAT THE carp IS GOING ON
ArtieMLucky (1:19:04 PM): hahahah
VxR RoAn (1:19:21 PM): Well eventually he gets to the bottom of the box spring after he tears out all of these mattresses
VxR RoAn (1:19:57 PM): And he finds this picture of himself from the Die Hard years, its autographed. He gives it to me and I'm like "Wow, awesome. Thanks" and then I woke up
VxR RoAn (1:20:00 PM): Yeah, totally carp
ArtieMLucky (1:20:07 PM): blue balls
ArtieMLucky (1:20:11 PM): i thought you were gonna carp him
ArtieMLucky (1:20:15 PM): or suck his carp
VxR RoAn (1:20:15 PM): Omg I wanted to
VxR RoAn (1:20:17 PM): Soooo bad
ArtieMLucky (1:20:26 PM): lol