Sup y'all yoloswagmaster here tday im gonna talk about how I lost mah finger at da beyblade tourny. Ysee when I was using the flame rip launch technique I got my finger stuck in dem ripcord. so my homie was like: GET YO FINGER OUT OF THE RIPCAWD! and I was like nah dawg I got a tourny to win brolinksy. So i using the ultimate sumo rip technique, the blade chopped meh finger off. zomg.
I'm gonna sue beybrade for dis! I hate beyblades! Dey so stupid! Y'all so stupid!

Um...

This would go in Beyblade Random Thoughts, if this isn't trolling...

(I say trolling, because there is no such thing as the Flame Rip Launch or Ultimate Sumo Rip, and just how this is written overall... If a ripcord was stuck in your finger, you'd seek immediate medical attention, not wait to win a tournament...)

It doesn't really need its own thread.

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Also, true lion gale force wall and fee-hee-heenay call

Um...

This would go in Beyblade Random Thoughts, if this isn't trolling...

(I say trolling, because there is no such thing as the Flame Rip Launch or Ultimate Sumo Rip, just how this is written overall...)

It doesn't really need its own thread.

This aint trollin dawg. I toatlly sirius. I envented the flame rip launch and the ultimate sumo rip. I was a pro.

U can't sue beyblade u can sue hasbro, sonokong or takara tomy. But u would probaly lose

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dude are you a gangster

LOL did you asked Midnight to take that pic?

When a monochrome picture is posted on WBO, it doesn't mean that it's always from Midnight.

I wouldn't trust someone with that many Cancer faces.

Well damn.

@[The Supreme One] Soul Baez V145AS

There's nothing else really to do or say except wait for the Superbowl, but I'm only here so I don't get fined.



Time. *gets up and leaves*

We won't have tournaments in the winter. Cause we are not one of those Canadian people where they just go outside like nothing happened to their hands.

i like my coffee like i like my men B)



i don't like coffee

I never have.

*Ginga*.. you're drunk bro... go home.. : )

Tbh SGMS & BDMS are kinda worthless.
MSUV is a far better spent investment; DGMF is even better IMO.

Um what? You're just saying that because you're a dragoon fanboy...

Why would I be suspended????

HMS summarised:




Anything not Tornado Type S:  Wolborg will leave you #rekt




Otherwise:  Go crazy with Ultimate Grip Flat 




For something less cookie-cutter:  Jiraiya sure is sexy

Is Wolborg 2 useless for competitive play?

Extremely useless. 
Now, if you come upon one I'll just PM you my address so you can throw it away. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I wasn't looking for Beyblade Underwear, I swear

Um...

This would go in Beyblade Random Thoughts, if this isn't trolling...

(I say trolling, because there is no such thing as the Flame Rip Launch or Ultimate Sumo Rip, and just how this is written overall... If a ripcord was stuck in your finger, you'd seek immediate medical attention, not wait to win a tournament...)

It doesn't really need its own thread.

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Dwag... u odnt understand. It was meh 7th tournament in a row... I just needed another 10 seconds to launch. srsly.

This is seem pretty darn fake...

The way its written, and just the story. If you had a ripcord stuck in your finger, you'd probably seek immediate medical attention, rather than finishing a tournament.

If you're talking about WBO events, you just joined today, so that's impossible. Hasbro has not had events for a while now, so your story doesn't add up. Sorry.

If this event was years ago, why would you sue now, not then...?


Reported.
I'm not going to argue, though- and create more spam.

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Also, true lion gale force wall and fee-hee-heenay call

U can't sue beyblade u can sue hasbro, sonokong or takara tomy. But u would probaly lose

Nay dawg i lost meh finger

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This is seem pretty darn fake...

The way its written, and just the story. If you had a ripcord stuck in your finger, you'd probably seek immediate medical attention, rather than finishing a tournament.

If you're talking about WBO events, you just joined today, so that's impossible. Hasbro has not had events for a while now, so your story doesn't add up. Sorry.

Reported.
I'm not going to argue, though- and create more spam.

Dood. U don't understand manzez. This tournament was yrz ago... I just found this forum. I need to tell ma story.

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U can't sue beyblade u can sue hasbro, sonokong or takara tomy. But u would probaly lose

Nay dawg i lost meh finger

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This is seem pretty darn fake...

The way its written, and just the story. If you had a ripcord stuck in your finger, you'd probably seek immediate medical attention, rather than finishing a tournament.

If you're talking about WBO events, you just joined today, so that's impossible. Hasbro has not had events for a while now, so your story doesn't add up. Sorry.

Reported.
I'm not going to argue, though- and create more spam.

Dood. U don't understand manzez. This tournament was yrz ago... I just found this forum. I need to tell ma story.

Y'all just jelly of ma beybladaring skillz.

Reported. Enough of this nonsense.

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This is the most ridiculous thing ever that's it I'm reporting you and you can't sue beyblade or any
Of the companies that make it it's almost impossible and as Leone19 said if this happened
A few years ago you would've needed serous medical attention instead of waiting to win a tournament this is such a lie

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Reported. Enough of this nonsense.

(Face Palm)

Thank you for reporting this, because this is just plain stupid. By the way, if you ever think you can write a Beywiki with the way you are talking, then out of luck, Dawg

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Like a ripcord could chop your finger, nobody takes u seriously cause u have horrible grammar. And even if u had better grammer this is still unrealistic . has been reported

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Pony King ? God, can't believe I typed this. I have to put my keyboard in the dishwasher now...

dude are you a gangster

LOL did you asked Midnight to take that pic?

When a monochrome picture is posted on WBO, it doesn't mean that it's always from Midnight.

I wouldn't trust someone with that many Cancer faces.

Well damn.

@[The Supreme One] Soul Baez V145AS

There's nothing else really to do or say except wait for the Superbowl, but I'm only here so I don't get fined.



Time. *gets up and leaves*

We won't have tournaments in the winter. Cause we are not one of those Canadian people where they just go outside like nothing happened to their hands.

i like my coffee like i like my men B)



i don't like coffee

I never have.

*Ginga*.. you're drunk bro... go home.. : )

Tbh SGMS & BDMS are kinda worthless.
MSUV is a far better spent investment; DGMF is even better IMO.

Um what? You're just saying that because you're a dragoon fanboy...

Why would I be suspended????

HMS summarised:




Anything not Tornado Type S:  Wolborg will leave you #rekt




Otherwise:  Go crazy with Ultimate Grip Flat 




For something less cookie-cutter:  Jiraiya sure is sexy

Is Wolborg 2 useless for competitive play?

Extremely useless. 
Now, if you come upon one I'll just PM you my address so you can throw it away. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I wasn't looking for Beyblade Underwear, I swear

Guys, you are just contributing to the spam. Mocking someone is not necessary. Just report it and move on.

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Also, true lion gale force wall and fee-hee-heenay call