Here's one my trumpet teacher taught me. The trumpeter's handshake: firmly shake the other's hand,and say "Hi, I'm better than you."
The ones I use most often are, "Hello, how are you today?...I'm well, thank you... may I take your [jacket, scarf, hat, etc.]?... Can I get you anything?..." Polite things like that. Or, in my Latin class...: "Leave, plebians! This class is for the elite only!" that is to people, who know I'm joking, because that is the only time I say something mean (even jokingly.) people know me as a very polite, kind young man.
(Jan. 19, 2012 4:28 PM)Kai-V Wrote: I am a genius with powers from out of this world.