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At first there was nothing. Then the earth was created and so was the universe, humanity moved on harnessing the power of the star fragments by a sport called Beyblade, and then two gods came down to the earth

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Question: what am I doing with my life
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I don’t even know anymore

Also if you don’t know who I am talking about when I say gods well it’s the person who I have been memeing for some time now

Preview of the first chapter

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At first there was nothing. Then the earth was created and so was the universe, humanity moved on harnessing the power of the star fragments by a sport called Beyblade, and then two gods came down to the earth

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Question: what am I doing with my life
Answer:

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I don’t even know anymore

Also if you don’t know who I am talking about when I say gods well it’s the person who I have been memeing for some time now

Interesting can you do something like Pokemon Original So Charzard is Diabolos Bulbusar is Ashura and Squirtle is Dragon

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Preview of the first chapter

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At first there was nothing. Then the earth was created and so was the universe, humanity moved on harnessing the power of the star fragments by a sport called Beyblade, and then two gods came down to the earth

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Question: what am I doing with my life
Answer:

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I don’t even know anymore

Also if you don’t know who I am talking about when I say gods well it’s the person who I have been memeing for some time now

Interesting can you do something like Pokemon Original So Charzard is Diabolos Bulbusar is Ashura and Squirtle is Dragon

I’ll definitely think about it as this is just supposed to be kind of like a collection of stories about some of the huge memes like Amane and Rantaro secretly being the gods of beyblade or Moses parting the water with a beyblade.

Interesting can you do something like Pokemon Original So Charzard is Diabolos Bulbusar is Ashura and Squirtle is Dragon

I’ll definitely think about it as this is just supposed to be kind of like a collection of stories about some of the huge memes like Amane and Rantaro secretly being the gods of beyblade or Moses parting the water with a beyblade.

R.I.P

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Interesting can you do something like Pokemon Original So Charzard is Diabolos Bulbusar is Ashura and Squirtle is Dragon

I’ll definitely think about it as this is just supposed to be kind of like a collection of stories about some of the huge memes like Amane and Rantaro secretly being the gods of beyblade or Moses parting the water with a beyblade.

YESSSSSSS! U should do one about how bit-beasts/avatars came to be, or why Valt uses too much hair gel.

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At first there was nothing. Then the earth was created and so was the universe, humanity moved on harnessing the power of the star fragments by a sport called Beyblade, and then two gods came down to the earth. One went by the name of Rantaro, his bey Ragnaruk could summon Twisters of unfathomable sizes, he was the protector of all that is good. On the other hand we have his Brother Amane, his bey Ashura was capable of many thing some would consider unnatural, with each bey he broke his strength grew as he absorbed them into his bey, when Rantaro noticed a shift in the balance of the darkness he challenged Amane and now they clash forever until one side loses.

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dark Ryuga The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the legends would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Dark Ryuga was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the dark power to influence the L-drago to create spin… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the beys he cared about from stopping to spin. The dark side of the bey spirit is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice defeated him in his sleep.

Sacred text 2

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of  Dark Ryuga The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the legends would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Dark Ryuga was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the dark power to influence the L-drago to create spin… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the beys he cared about from stopping to spin. The dark side of the bey spirit is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice defeated him in his sleep.

i needed this

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Sacred text 2

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of  Dark Ryuga The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the legends would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Dark Ryuga was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the dark power to influence the L-drago to create spin… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the beys he cared about from stopping to spin. The dark side of the bey spirit is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice defeated him in his sleep.

Is Dark Kenta saying this?

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of  Dark Ryuga The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the legends would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Dark Ryuga was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the dark power to influence the L-drago to create spin… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the beys he cared about from stopping to spin. The dark side of the bey spirit is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice defeated him in his sleep.

Is Dark Kenta saying this?

Yes actually and he’s saying it to Tsubasa

Is Dark Kenta saying this?

Yes actually and he’s saying it to Tsubasa

Ok, what about Count yuu?

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My Gaming YT channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChykjpD...NbEdH5zJAA

Yes actually and he’s saying it to Tsubasa

Ok, what about Count yuu?

Or how about this Doji = Palpatine, Tsubasa = Anakin, Gingka = Obi-wan, Count Dukoo = yuu, and yoda = to the dog-sama

Ok, what about Count yuu?

Or how about this Doji = Palpatine, Tsubasa = Anakin, Gingka = Obi-wan, Count Dukoo = yuu, and yoda = to the dog-sama

Ok

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When one watches Beyblade metal fusion one wonders about dog-sama. Dog-sama was a Blader so strong and powerful that his power rivals that of Nemesis. It’s so strong that it had to be sealed by Harry himself (thus why some of his faces can be so menacing

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When one watches Beyblade metal fusion one wonders about dog-sama. Dog-sama was a Blader so strong and powerful that his power rivals that of Nemesis. It’s so strong that it had to be sealed by Harry himself (thus why some of his faces can be so menacing

Hahahaha 🤣

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Sacred text 4: D.J vs D.J the truth

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There were two champions chosen by the gods themselves, American D.J and Japanese D.J. They’re beys were so strong that every time they colided the universe would destroy itself and bring itself back together. They once had a battle so fierce that it caused the entire multiverse to be obliterated. Now they fight using -999,999,999,999% of their power, thus explaining why their battle in metal masters was so boring

Sacred text 4: D.J vs D.J the truth

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There were two champions chosen by the gods themselves, American D.J and Japanese D.J. They’re beys were so strong that every time they colided the universe would destroy itself and bring itself back together. They once had a battle so fierce that it caused the entire multiverse to be obliterated. Now they fight using -999,999,999,999% of their power, thus explaining why their battle in metal masters was so boring

this brings back memories, that eps was my fav of all of beyblade

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Sacred text 5: Aiga gets the high ground against Lui

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Aiga: it’s over Lui I have the high ground
Lui: you underestimate my resonance
Aiga: don’t try it
Lui: okay I’ll just get higher than you are
Thus Achilles and Longinus were in an infinite loop of going higher. Eventually they both gave up and made Cho-z Achilles and Rage Longinus.

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Sacred text 6 is the finale so stay tuned for that

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Sacred text 6 the finale:

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Well it seems as if we’ve ran out of funding to keep on writing. I guess that’s the end.

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I’m leaving this open to anyone else who wants to write sacred texts.

Sacred text 5: Aiga gets the high ground against Lui

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Aiga: it’s over Lui I have the high ground
Lui: you underestimate my resonance
Aiga: don’t try it
Lui: okay I’ll just get higher than you are
Thus Achilles and Longinus were in an infinite loop of going higher. Eventually they both gave up and made Cho-z Achilles and Rage Longinus.

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Sacred text 6 is the finale so stay tuned for that

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Sacred text 6 the finale:

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Well it seems as if we’ve ran out of funding to keep on writing. I guess that’s the end.

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I’m leaving this open to anyone else who wants to write sacred texts.

Will Helios and Hyperion get their names revealed in the Corocoro?

I feel like we probably will since we got images last month.

Legit?

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Lui: Remember when the overlords made me the strongest?
Valt: For only one season.
Lui: Stop talking so smug favored child. You still haven't beat me yet you're considered to be stronger!
Valt: Just goes to show how reality is. Not to mention 4 other people actually managed to beat you.
Aiga, Shu, Free, Lean: Yup.
Lui: You're just taunting me now. Who's next?
*Hyuga and Hikaru appear*
Hyuga and Hikaru: Battle us Shirasagijo Lui!
Hyuga: I'm first!
Hikaru: No, I am!
Lui: Is this more people for me to defeat overlords?
Valt: No, those are people you're going to lose to.
Lui: ...

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Brave Valkyrie is my favorite bey, and Valt is my favorite character even if he's a bit overrated.

Sacred text 5: Aiga gets the high ground against Lui

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Aiga: it’s over Lui I have the high ground
Lui: you underestimate my resonance
Aiga: don’t try it
Lui: okay I’ll just get higher than you are
Thus Achilles and Longinus were in an infinite loop of going higher. Eventually they both gave up and made Cho-z Achilles and Rage Longinus.

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Sacred text 6 is the finale so stay tuned for that

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Sacred text 6 the finale:

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Well it seems as if we’ve ran out of funding to keep on writing. I guess that’s the end.

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I’m leaving this open to anyone else who wants to write sacred texts.

I feel like we probably will since we got images last month.

Legit?

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Lui: Remember when the overlords made me the strongest?
Valt: For only one season.
Lui: Stop talking so smug favored child. You still haven't beat me yet you're considered to be stronger!
Valt: Just goes to show how reality is. Not to mention 4 other people actually managed to beat you.
Aiga, Shu, Free, Lean: Yup.
Lui: You're just taunting me now. Who's next?
*Hyuga and Hikaru appear*
Hyuga and Hikaru: Battle us Shirasagijo Lui!
Hyuga: I'm first!
Hikaru: No, I am!
Lui; Is this more people for me to defeat overlords?
Valt: No, those are people you're going to lose to.
Lui: ...

Change it to text 7 (6 was the end of my part every text after that goes in sequence)

Legit?

Sacred Text Burst 1

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Lui: Remember when the overlords made me the strongest?
Valt: For only one season.
Lui: Stop talking so smug favored child. You still haven't beat me yet you're considered to be stronger!
Valt: Just goes to show how reality is. Not to mention 4 other people actually managed to beat you.
Aiga, Shu, Free, Lean: Yup.
Lui: You're just taunting me now. Who's next?
*Hyuga and Hikaru appear*
Hyuga and Hikaru: Battle us Shirasagijo Lui!
Hyuga: I'm first!
Hikaru: No, I am!
Lui; Is this more people for me to defeat overlords?
Valt: No, those are people you're going to lose to.
Lui: ...

Change it to text 7 (6 was the end of my part every text after that goes in sequence)

Ok, I get you.

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Drum: Was I even a protagonist of the Burst series?
Aiga: Sure you were...
Valt: I don't know about that part.
Drum: What do you mean?
Valt: You've got almost no connection to the main bladers of Sparking, the real rival rousers of the blading world.
Drum: I still had originality, right?
Aiga:...
Drum: A cool story?
Valt: I wouldn't know, I wasn't there for any of it.
Drum: At least I got a lot of screen time so people will remember me. Right?
Aiga: Nah, you got almost no screen time compared to me.
Valt: And you have almost no screen time compared to me!
Drum: Am I really gonna be forgotten because of how skewed GT was?
Valt: Don't worry, someone will come after you and considering what the writers have to work with...
Aiga: That other person would be worse.
Drum: I can only hope...

RNAODM WRitEr: Guys we got the lineup for Sparking! You all made it!
Drum: Do I get more screen time?
...
Valt: Since we're bringing the fan favorites back this is obviously my season to be the main character again.
Aiga; Keep dreaming bud, the spotlight is back on me!
Valt: I'm the original, iconic, and most favorable protagonist you plot armor hog!
Aiga: You can't complain when you can't beat me..., oh you did.
Valt: HA!
Drum (while all of that was happening): Guys...
Valt and Aiga: What's up?
Drum shows them the top of the cast list, and two distinct names are there.
Valt: Hyuga Asahi &
Aiga: Hikaru Asahi...
RanDmO WritER: Well, what do you think?
Valt and Aiga: GARBAGE. PURE STINKING GARBAGE.
Valt: The red one is copying me!
Aiga: The blue one is copying me as well, but not as much as Valt and bamboo shoot look like.
Drum: Calm down, maybe they'll have good personalit...
Hyuga and Hikaru: BATTLE ME VALT AOI!
Hyuga: ZOOM ZOOM, around the ROOM!
Hikaru: Heroes always land perfect wins! Wait, so I can't be a hero since I've lost...
Valt: You guys want to do our stuff off screen again?
Aiga: Yeah sure, these kids are toxic to my health.
Drum: What do you mean?
Valt; We're taking you to salvation. Now that you're not the main character anymore and these guys have all the focus...
Aiga: The fans get stuck with those two while we have our epic battles off screen!
Drum: Sounds like more serious battles for us!

The three proceeding protagonists leave the room while the RANDOM RITER tries to calm Hyuga and Hikaru down.

This is the story about burst's lazy writing and lackluster ideas.
Some do it themselves...
Some complain...
But in the end....
The protagonist always wins. - RANDOM RITER

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Brave Valkyrie is my favorite bey, and Valt is my favorite character even if he's a bit overrated.

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Hyuga: *smacks lane*

Lane: Aw (insert word i can't say here)! I can't believe you done this!

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Hyuga: *smacks lane*

Lane: Aw (insert word i can't say here)! I can't believe you done this!

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Hyuga: *smacks lane*

Lane: Aw (insert word i can't say here)! I can't believe you done this!

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Why do I relate to this on a godly level.

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