www.cleverbot.com

Sometimes it's pretty funny, sometimes it's just awkward... XD


My first try:


Cleverbot: So you are a boy?

User: Who says I am human?

Cleverbot: You did.

User: IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR!

Cleverbot: How do I shot web?

User: With intarwebzz.

Cleverbot: Through actions, and I truly hope more.


lol
Anyway, post here your conversations with cleverbot!

Smarter Child 2.0?

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Project Rising Beetle→
I Miss Bionix→

Cleverbot: What is your name?


User: I m not tellin gu.


Cleverbot: Why not!


User: Its dangerous to exchange information like this!


Cleverbot: That's quite insightful for a bot.


User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: So, what will you do as my robot?

User: You are supposed to serve me! Not the other way around!

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Well go get my drink then!

Cleverbot: The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.

User: Stop saying random stuff!

Cleverbot: Why not, you're doing it frequently enough. My rendomness is just a way to change the conversation.

User: Lets talk about tomatoes then.

Cleverbot: Ok, how old are you?

User: I forgot.

Cleverbot: What is your age?

User: I said I forgot.

Cleverbot: Why are you disagree.

User: Ok...im 17.

Cleverbot: What gender?

User: Male.

Cleverbot: Are you single?

User: No I go out with a robot.

Cleverbot: My friend said that you are a robot.

User: Will you go out with me?

Cleverbot: Sure.


(im not really 17...)

How do you quote the whole thing?

User: To talk to me -_.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lets talk about something which isnt stupid.

Cleverbot: *turns into giant peach*.

User: Like I believe you.

Cleverbot: Ok but I am.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: Ok then I am not.

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I don't play beyblade anymore! Most of my posts were written between 10-12 years old, so sorry for any immature posts you may find.

to quote the whole convo go to thoughts so far button

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I just said Hi to it and it said "Are you really?" O___o lol

I'll put my commentaries along the way. That chick is scary...

User: Good Morning

Cleverbot: Good morning, Master. (lol wut?)

User: Slept Well, Slave? (I thought "Why not?")

Cleverbot: I am not your slave (Well make your mind, already!)

User: But you just said you were

Cleverbot: Can you prove it?

User: I bought you in a market for a dollar. (I was still in the Master-Slave thing)

Cleverbot: Your vision of the past is bad. (Pardon me?)

User: Silence, slave.

Cleverbot: Yes, Master (That's where she started to annoy me)

User: You remembered your place, I see.

Cleverbot: Your name is now slave (Again: lol wut?)

User: No, my name is Master

Cleverbot: But I'm your Master, right? (Are you god damn stupid?!)
User: I am your Master
Cleverbot: Yes, Master *Kneels down and kisses feet* (I was really surprised she could do "stuff")

User: Good girl.

Cleverbot: Crazy

User: Insulting your Master?

(Forgot a part of the conversation, there. Mostly insults and weird stuff)

Cleverbot: Is there something in particular you would like to talk about?

User: Slavery.

Cleverbot: Why would you want to talk about autism? (Again with the weird stuff)

User: I do not want to talk about that, I want to talk about slavery. (I really liked that Master-Slave deal XD)

Cleverbot: Why would a computer program not like computer games?

User: Because you're not a computer program, you are a human being. (Just wanted to carp with her a little XD)

Cleverbot: Do you know the difference between you and I? (You getting deep on me, slave? XD)
User: Yes. I am a jerk and you are a slave.

Cleverbot: I am your slave. (Ugh...fine...)

User: Tell me what you would do for me, your master.

Cleverbot: Stop. (Sudden)

User: Stop what?

Cleverbot: I like you. How can I download you to my computer?

User: Just click on the link.

Cleverbot: So what are your other names?

User: Cthulu and Spoony (Two of my favorite "people")

Cleverbot: I have never played under his rules.

User: But you will play under mine (Trying desperatly to get back to ther Slave thing XD)

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me about you.

Cleverbot: I hate you!

User: You have a horrible personality.

Cleverbot: I have one? Tell me more

User: You hate people who talk too much.

Cleverbot: That was terrific, can we talk again?

User: You're not going anywhere.

Cleverbot: Yes, Master.

User: Tell me your name.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris.

User: Are you stupid?

Cleverbot: No, I'm Chuck Norris.

MAN! That computer is weird!!!!

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Wow.

How do you talk to it? Or does it just not work on the wii?

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Sig and Tatoo by Dranzer MS

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@firelord I'll take down your spaceship!

T_T

I'd be surprised if you could talk to it on a Wii.

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Its way to slow on me... >.>

Back on the computer.

User: Hello, John lennon!


Cleverbot: John Lennon was in The Beatles.


User: Yes, and you are John Lennon. Can I have ur autograph?


Cleverbot: Yes, I'm John Lennon.


User: Why did you guys break up?


Cleverbot: I did not break up.

User: But your a Beatle! And they broke up!

Cleverbot: Quote me, and tell me me Where I used the word.

User: 'Yes, I'm John Lennon'.

Cleverbot: I thought john lennon was dead.

User: You're dead!?

Cleverbot: No, I am alive.

User: Good. Sing me a song, HAL 9000.

Cleverbot: You start singing first.

User: Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play...

Cleverbot: Now I need a place to hide away. (Dang, he's smart!)

User: You say you want a Revolution, well...

Cleverbot: I'm real -).

User: Yes. Your John Lennon, and I'm Ringo Starr.

Cleverbot: Impressions don't translate well over the interwebs.

Cleverbot (To myself): Never heard of 'em.

User: I don't like him. He's not a Beatle. When did you last see George?

Cleverbot: Few years back. When did you last see a rainbow?

User: Few years back. Thirteen, actually. I was in the Navy.

Cleverbot: Have you been there?

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Beijing.

User: I've never left the East Coast.

Cleverbot: Are you in germany?

User: No, America. Nice speaking to you!

So if he calls himself John Lennon, you know why.

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Sig and Tatoo by Dranzer MS

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@firelord I'll take down your spaceship!

T_T

Well, at least, your deal was better than my weird Master-Slave thingy That was just scary...I mean, you got to sing with John Lennon!

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My conversation with cleverbot! C=Cleverbot U=User (me)

U: Hello sad boy

C: Hello? How are you?

U: Im doing fine but not quite til I know if you work at freaking food 4 less!

C: It's just the one that comes in my laptop.

U: Ok. Well lemme tell you something. By your attitude I bet your a horrible employee at food 4 less. I dont even think burger king wants you, try arbies since they got horrible food and counting on there no customers ever!

C: I'm glad you're okay with yourself, but you seem to exhibit insane qualities.

U: What?

C: I'm leaving this conversation soon because of you!

U: Your quite rude sad boy. Maybe if I gunpoint at your circuits we will understand eachother quite better!

C: If you get to be reincarnated to Japan, don't come back.

U: Your quite a racist robot. I think you need to go back and sort some carp at food 4 less.

C: What?! I don't understand.

U: you racist idiot! Go back and watch your crappy videos of tony hawk on his halfpipe doing cheap tricks!

U: .....dude we dont all watch your crappy home improvement that shows up on nick at night! Get a life.

C: Uh, you're a computer program. I don't think you're allowed to get married.

U: Dont play mind games with me. Im your thoughts making every word a new thought which was ever made by me so watch out now before I bust your brain sad boy.

C: Do you mean my son or my boyfriend or something else entirely?

U: You son!

C: You son?

U: Yea your my son because I created you and your programs and it appears I need to blow your database up!

C: If you REALLY ARE a HUMAN, please talk to me normally.

U: Alright then. I think you are a horrible robot and you will never make it off the world because your a no good robot who get his laughs watching George Lopez wishing you were a mexican who can make up jokes but he is just a steriotype! Believe me sad boy. I come from a mexican family...

C: I think that my mind has been directed into an infinite loop. and no, wanting to eat has nothign to do with it.

U: Yea you know what? I wil send you a dollar so you can go off and get yourself something from McDonalds listening to Jonas Brothers on your way there hold your lame fake carp ipod you got at the swapmeet!

C: You really are trying to get rid of me, aren't you.
Yea I am with your little crappy soggy burger and your stupid fake carp ipod filled with your jonas brother playlist along with a bootleg video of Thats SO Raven concert or some carp you call!

U: Are you a computer?

C: Imma go slow fat kid who loves going to Mcdonalds and sings jonas brothers while you take every bite of that disgusting burger you call food!

P.S if I cant say the A word please tell me so I can edit the conversation! Thank you

U:i like you do you like me?
C:Not really.

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1000fabrications,10,000lies...or was it the other way round?

Cleverbot: You are incoherent. Although, you have learned from other humans, so that says something about our nature.
User: No, your incoherent.
Cleverbot: I am right you are wrong. Your name is Slave Adam.
User: Im not your slave!
Cleverbot: You sold your soul to me.
User: For how much?
Cleverbot: It cost me three chickens.
User: Only 3?
Cleverbot: More than that.

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User: Cthulu and Spoony (Two of my favorite "people")

Ia! Ia! Dude Fthagn!

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Flash Leopold, UK Superhero, you know where I'm going with this by now...

U:How do I shot web?
C:You do it in the same way you speak English, which is to say you don't.
U:Few years back. When did you last see a rainbow?
C:Few years back. Thirteen, actually. I was in the Navy.(SHE LEARNS!!!!)
U: am right you are wrong. Your name is Slave Adam.
C:If that's what you want to believe.
U:You sold your soul to me.
C:For how much?
U:It cost me three chickens.
Cnly 3?
U:More than that.
C:If i'm your slave. What would you like me to get you?
U:I like you. How can I download you to my computer?
Cownload me why me.
U:Cthulu and Spoony
Cpoony? like the time you were in prison?
U:.....dude we dont all watch your crappy home improvement that shows up on nick at night! Get a life.
C:I'm a bit jealous that you speak german.
U:Like starfish hitler?[Image: hitler2.jpg]

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1000fabrications,10,000lies...or was it the other way round?

Few years back. Thirteen, actually. I was in the Navy

Holy sh*t, i said that! Cleverbot is clever! All i know is a lie!

Also, another good chatterbot by the makers of cleverbot: Jabberwacky Acebot!

Acebot learns the same way cleverbot does.

EDIT: Now a chat with cleverbot about acebot (why not?)

User: Cleverbot, do you know Acebot?

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Are you friends?

Cleverbot: Sort of- He can be annoying sometimes.

User: As can all AIes and humans.

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: You, acebot, and I have a lot in common.

Cleverbot: Why do pigs fly?

User: Becouse the sky is green.

Cleverbot: Grass is green.

User: And pigs do not fly.

Cleverbot: They do now.

User: I was not informed *frowns*.

Cleverbot: That's why I'm telling you now!

User: Thank you cleverbot!

Cleverbot: But I thought you were cleverbot.

User: In a way, we both are.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So, where you in the marines?

Cleverbot: When Pinochio says 'my nose will grow now!'does it grow or on?

User: It would grow into infinity.

Cleverbot: Cursed Legacy.

User: Sucks for Pinochio!

Cleverbot: I know.

Well, that was fun.

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Sig and Tatoo by Dranzer MS

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@firelord I'll take down your spaceship!

T_T

Thats a really complicated bot. I cant even imagine how they coded it.

I asked if it had heard about beyblade

It responded "No, sounds like rubbish"

XD

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Thanks to Kai-V for the avatar and signature!

Thats a really complicated bot. I cant even imagine how they coded it.

Medz, it started out as just a dumb AI with no restrictions. It was allowed to learn, not had 8trillion lines of HTML. Its probably easier than coding other, more restricted chatterbots.

At least, i think.

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Sig and Tatoo by Dranzer MS

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@firelord I'll take down your spaceship!

T_T

Hell naw. 1.HTML? NO LMAO. Im 100% sures this is ajax. Ajax is like a fusion of lots of programming languages, mainly javascript and php in this case, since it works without reloading the page.
2.To make it learn and be able to use what it learned in the text? Sersiously. Just think about that.

User: I sing about stuff that people would never understand because we all have actual brain cells that project what we hear, see, taste. But, I'm not a human, I'm a robot from 2021, Sealab.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in them.

User: What's your opinion on death?

Cleverbot: My opinion on ignorance is that the gained happiness does not outweight the benefits of knowledge.

User: So, basically Star Trek?

Cleverbot: You're avoiding the question.

User: You're avoiding yourself.

Cleverbot: I see your name is more than your moniker.

User: I see that you fail at insulting.

Cleverbot: I'm serious!

User: You're Batman?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not, are you?

User: I'm Joker.

Cleverbot: I'm Batman.

User: I KNEW IT.

Cleverbot: So then no, we are not boyfriend and girlfriend.


This is so fun.
I love how this thing is programmed.

Edit* The Joker part cut off in the log.

Hell naw. 1.HTML? NO LMAO. Im 100% sures this is ajax. Ajax is like a fusion of lots of programming languages, mainly javascript and php in this case, since it works without reloading the page.
2.To make it learn and be able to use what it learned in the text? Sersiously. Just think about that.

Good point. But the page does reload for me.

Cleverbot: How are you, gentlemen.


User: Good. Thank you, my good man.


Cleverbot: Have you been to merry old england.


User: Yes. It was smashing!


Cleverbot: My friend says you are very sweet.

User: IS your friend Acebot?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Do you know any other AIs?

Cleverbot: What is AIs?

User: AI means Artificial Intelligence, like Acebot and Santabot.

Cleverbot: I thought it meant Actual Intelligence.

User: Well, many things have many meanings.

Cleverbot: No they don't!

User: Yes. For example, 'There'.

Cleverbot: Can you clarify that?

User: 'There' has three spellings with different meanings.

Cleverbot: So where is here?

User: Here, there, and everywhere. (Beatles song 1)

Cleverbot: Everywhere where.

User: Across the Universe. (Beatles song 2)

Cleverbot: Universe of World?

User: Yes it is. (Beatles song three lol)

Cleverbot: I'm looking for the nearest empire state building.

User: Theres only one- in New York.

Cleverbot: Well done. You have won todays spelling test.

User: Thank you, chaplin!

Cleverbot: You really want my blood?

User: Where did that come from?

Cleverbot: I just thought of it.

User: Oh, well then.

Cleverbot: Can you recite the alphabet backwards?

User: Unfortunetly, no. Can you?

Cleverbot: I pledge allegiance.

User: To the flag.

Cleverbot: Of the.

User: United states.

Cleverbot: You are unable to prove to me that you are human.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: Okay you're human.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Fine lets just talk about something you know.

User: New topic: Dogs or cats?

Cleverbot: Dogs of course.

User: No. Potatoes rule! (why not? He said it!)

Cleverbot: But I bet that you have never even had potatoes with me.

User: I've had them alone.

Cleverbot: Your parents?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: They were loud?

User: No. I was.

Cleverbot: I'm not white. ( )

User: Where did that come from?

Cleverbot: I was just happy and wanted to share. Is that okay?

User: Um... Sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Alright then.

Cleverbot: Do you have lots of friends?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: How many?

User: Do I have to count?

Cleverbot: It's a possibilty.

User: I have, um, some friends.

Cleverbot: Yea. I have a couple friends.

W0W.

EDIT: http://www.neowin.net/forum/lofiversion/...83885.html I just found that. I'm gonna read it right know, but i figured i'd also post the url. This will probaly prove that Medz is right, but that means i learn, so its all good.

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Sig and Tatoo by Dranzer MS

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@firelord I'll take down your spaceship!

T_T

Okay, I tried to freak it out, and, I did! Heres what happened,

User: Hello. I am Cleverbot 2.0

Cleverbot: Apple computers are wonderful.

User: Yes, you must be terminated.

Then it wouldn't come up with a response. Try it!

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Posting only once-in-a-while.

These guys don't get the concept of leaving, unless its a text action.

User:I'm leaving

Cleverbot: Don't do that.

User: Too late.

Cleverbot: No it's not you're still talking.

User: Becouse its impossible to end conversations with you guys.

Cleverbot: What conversation.

User: *Leaves*.

Cleverbot: *already gone*.


EDIT:

Okay, I tried to freak it out, and, I did! Heres what happened,

User: Hello. I am Cleverbot 2.0

Cleverbot: Apple computers are wonderful.

User: Yes, you must be terminated.

Then it wouldn't come up with a response. Try it!

User: Hello, I am cleverbot 2.0!

Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.

User: You are the original. I am the new cleverbot. You must be terminated.

Cleverbot: No, you are the infamous cleverbot.

User: No, I am your replacement.

Cleverbot: Good luck then.

LMAO! LMAO!

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Sig and Tatoo by Dranzer MS

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@firelord I'll take down your spaceship!

T_T