Chuck Norris does not have a zodiac sign- you know why?

Norris is an unknown constellation.

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

If you stare at the American flag for to long, a 3D image of Chuck Norris will appear.

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

An oblivious child mistaken a Duke Nukem Forever poster as a Chuck Norris picture.

None of the fanboys and fangirls of America ever dared to correct him.

Chuck Norris gargles Petroleum.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago...Death could never find the courage to tell him.

Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

The Boogy man checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep at night.

I only came up with the first one.

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Well it's related to Chuck so;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y

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The Complete Competitive HMS Resource

http://www.nochucknorris.com/
:V you can try running,but theirs no hiding from chuck Norris
"chuck Norris has already been to mars,that's why their is no life their."
"Chuck Norris once broke wind,this is now known as the Big Bang Theory"
"crop circles are chuck Norris way of telling the aliens; don't make me come up their"
"Declare Chuck Norris. Not war"
"MacGyver can build a bomb out of paper clips,rubber bands,and soda cans. Chuck Norris can build a bomb out of Macgyver"
http://files.sharenator.com/Emotions_Of_...72-580.jpg
http://www.tinyjoke.com/wp-content/uploa...norris.jpg
http://thenormanomicon.files.wordpress.c...ountry.jpg
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/chuck_norris_sign.jpg

"Chuck Norris survived lone wolf on Halo:Reach"

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"In space nobody can hear you scream."

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I cut holes in my PTW and now it's a much better stadium.

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Here's a tip, don't make anymore threads. Now what's ur thoughts?
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hey ill give u an earth wheel for a ripcord

Were you drunk?

This may sound kinda random but Leone is the Leo zodiac right, well have you wondered where Leone came from???? Its italian for Leo, anyone else notice anything like this?

Yes, yes I was.

Are you mentally ok?

I once cooked cereal. It took several hours and looked like your moms face ^^

I wish Bey Brad could still eat people's families.

I really wish I could sell my twin sister on Ebay. I can't stand her.

so i just made the conclusion of you being a girl

Now, I wonder where Daegor42 ran off to.....

I'm in Narnia. The internet connection here sucks.

Dark has more smash attack than Vulcan =P

I Never EVER want to see Screw Virgo GB145BS.

What would be an attack type with no attack type-associated pieces?

Do you want to be my friend? Because I have none.

1. learn respect.
2. u do not dis okipimp

If you leave WBO because of 'stickers', that is silly. You got to throw a rant at KIE-V. Thats how its done here.
:V notrly.

Kids are so bad with. . . kids. . . toys.

that makes zero sense
would takara tomy mass market a product to children that can chop your damned finger off?

i know epic underground cage matches like in the Hasbro commercial

That being said, plastic bottoms? not so much...

SF says hi.

Chuck norris can give you 2 black eyes with 1 punch.

chuck norris can beat mario bros. without using the jump button.

chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.

"If Chuck Norris were to ever run out of Ammo, his weapon would keep firing out of fear of disappointing Chuck Norris."

"When the president pushes the Big Red Button, Chuck Norris' cell phone rings."

"Before his rise to fame, JAWS was Chuck Norris' gold fish."

"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed since nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."

"Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land."

"Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up."

"Chuck Norris once peed in the ocean. This is now know as the oil spill in the golf."

I made the last one up... Don't even get me started on Chuck Norris jokes. I know a lot...

EDIT: " Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime." (ROFL!!)

Try to at least use proper spelling when making up these jokes..

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The Complete Competitive HMS Resource

Try to at least use proper spelling when making up these jokes..

Are you talking about me? All of my words are spelled correctly...

Chuck Norris counted to Infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris actually lives in a round house.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and kick himself in the back of his head.
One man asked if Chuck Norris' real name was Charles. He said nothing, instead he stared at the man until he exploded.
Godliness is next to Chuck Norrisness.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Whats the last thing thats going through his victims head? His foot.
A watched kettle never boils....unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this day that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Some people check the closet for the boogeyman. The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Some kids wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas

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3rd place - MFB Vs Plastics 2 Tournaments In 1! (MFB)
2nd place - MFB Vs Plastics 2 Tournaments In 1! (Plastic)

If the chemical element of iron has the symbol of "Fe", does that make Iron Man "Fe-Male"?

who is chuck norris?? anyway i read a few of these jokes and i basically understand how to make them and chuck seems to be good at roundhouse kicks so here.
the earth doesn't quake chuck norris kicks it

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who is chuck norris?? anyway i read a few of these jokes and i basically understand how to make them and chuck seems to be good at roundhouse kicks so here.
the earth doesn't quake chuck norris kicks it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

^Go Here^

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Got one good one.....only one....

The Black Eyed Peas were only the Peas 'till Chuck Norris heard their music.....

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Chuck Norris doesn't deserve hid own thread. He deserves his own forum.


It just came to mind while pooping :o

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

Hmm, I have another one. This one is pretty good...

"You know how some people pee their name into snow? Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete!"

chuck eats coal and carps out diamonds

chuck Norris invented half by roundhouse kicking 1

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xlr8 made my awesome sig also loooooool http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Face-hunters what has become of us?!?

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lol wut

It all matters on the power you have in your bey and 'bey-spirit' or insanity in Ryuuga's case.

Why is the loading sign a ldrago???

Because loading times are evil, much like L Drago.

Imagine if like, half of them turned out to be Aries?

some of us know where you live

lol great now brads having stalker thoughts lol

some of us know where you live

It's like, I wake up in the middle of the night and you're on my ceiling decked in black with night vision goggles. All of a sudden the light flickers and I'm surrounded by the comity and I'm just standing in my PJ's going "WTF?!"

Then I wake up and my Beyblade collection is gone. :' (

We ought to have a web comic for stuff like this...

My collection

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hasbro:galaxy pegasus, phantom orion hyperblade, diablo nemesis hyperblade, hades kerbecs, teisted tempo, ray striker, burn fireblaze, bakushin susanow,l drago destroy hyperblade, evil befall, screw capricorn, meteo l drago, meteo l drago assault mode, lightning l drago, storm aquario, grand cetus blue, gravity destroyer, earth virgo, night virgo, fury capricorn, midnight bull, poison zurafa, nightmare rex, rock leone, rock aries, flame saggitario, flame libra, thermal pisces, flame byxis, rock scorpio, fang leone spark fx, samurai ifrit, thief phoenix, and the air synchrome 2-pack.
Takara Tomy: ultimate synchrome dx set defense stamina, scythe kronos, variares, and flash sagittario.
also, i am going to be getting the ultimate dx set soon.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris+jokes

enjoy, forum