BOSS BATTLE: Hero vs. Hazel!

The sun sinks below the horizon and casts a wonderful orange tint on the giant stadium. An abandoned warehouse, the roof no longer over our heads being destroyed by the previous duels. My team have all fallen; th!nk, Deikailo, Dan and Momo. They fought brave battles against the corrupted committee members; Kai-V, Kei, Blitz and Arupaeo. Alas, only Hazel and I are left. It's dead silent and a drop of sweat rolls down my face and hits onto the floor and a "splash" echos throughout the warehouse. The both of us glare at each other. I am the only one who can stop his plans of world domination. It's time!

In unison we pull out our launchers. Our arms out, fingers on the handles and legs in perfect stance. It's almost like looking into a mirror; of course I'm more handsome. The wind brings a ominous, yet pleasant breeze. His Abyss Octorok sits on his launcher engulfed in a dark aura. Without rehearsal we both yell, "3!, 2!, 1! GO SHOOT!"

Our beyblades fly over the stadium with grace and zip past each other. My Radiant Dragoon runs circles in the stadium ... "where's Abyss Octorok Hazel?! What tricks are you up to?!" An embarrassed Hazel replys, "I'm not up to anything ... I missed the stadium ..." I'm up 1-0.

The next round starts, "3! 2! 1! GO SHOOT!". This time both our beys meet the stadium. Radiant Dragoon smashes Abyss Octorok! But his Octorok grips the tornado ridge and I ring out from excess recoil. It's a tie, 1-1.

Third round. My Dragoon starts a flower pattern and it hits him, once .. twice! "Next one will knock it out! Oh carp, I forgot to clean my rubber bottom!", Dragoon breaks out of flower pattern and misses. Hazel's Octorok spins in the centre, almost like it's taunting me. I lose that match by outspin. 2-1 for Hazel.

It's the fourth round, "I can't lose this one. The fate of the universe and stuff depends on this match." We begin, this time a perfect sliding shot! One perfect hit knocks his Octorok out and into my hand. "Pass it back!" I throw it back but it goes over his head and it into a pile of empty Cheeto bags and Diet Coca-Cola cans. Hazel exclaims, "dude, help me find it!" I simply reply, "dude, you're the bad guy. Find it yourself." I go to his couch and take a nap while he looks for it ... the score is 2-2.

He taps me on the shoulder three hours later. "Yo, final battle, fate of the universe, ya' know. Let's finish up." "five more minutes, I was having this dream and this hot girl and I were ... nevermind, wake me up in a bit."

Five minutes later, "okay wake up, it's been five minutes." "I tried having the same dream but I couldn't. It sucks right?" Hazel says, "totally I hate that feeling too ... WAIT! LET'S BATTLE!" The stars are visible in the sky.

The final showdown. This one is for keeps. Everything my team has worked for depends on my hands. The fate of the world, no, the universe rests on my shoulders. We launch our beys and they collide in mid-air and then falling into the stadium. Parallel to each other they circle the stadium. Then towers of light burst out our beys, suddenly a giant octopus and a dragon appear and start fighting. Astonished I mumbled, "what the fu-." Hazel says, "I didn't even know they could do that!!" "Hey Hazel, I hear if you scream really loud they get stronger." "Really? I'll try it! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "hehe, idiot." I laugh at how gullible he is. Anyways, a flash blinds me and next thing I know it Hazel is on the floor with his bey's shattered bits next to him.

I won the match, the world is safe and we didn't even need to get the police involved! I walk off as the sun rises behind me. I then realize ... I FORGOT MY FRIENDS BEHIND!
I loled at the bit with the dream and when u made hazel sound like an idiot. And I'm more handsome than you.
Epic-ly funny. Why must Kai-V and Kei be evil? I wish I could be in it.(I have a great sense of humour,which usually doesn't get to people)
wat is this i dont even





why no super strong venomous octo-bitbeast?
Cool story!!!it was so funny specially the part whem hazel said"dude help me find it" and you replied" dude your tje bad guy find it yourself"!!!!
This was SO funny! Grin
Lets see what Hazel says... Tongue_out
Hazel?! Gullible?! Weird...
I think Hazel's bey was too overworked with multitasking...
It thought that the cry from Hazel was a command. So it burst...
And seriously, Hazel didn't use the Search Function to find his bey?! Wonder what's wrong with him...
Learn to Search, Hazel. jk.
Of all the damn people, WHY HAZEL?!

I LOLed at this too much. The most funny part was you sleeping and hazel looking for his bey.
lol I didn't know you would actually post it.
XD
Marvelous story Hero.
Thanks everyone. I hope Hazel sees this, haha.

Dan: Aw shoot. That would have been cool. Next time in the part two !(?)

Raigeko13: Told you I would. Haha. Grin
Hopefully your friends will be less inert in the next part too, eh?
haha
Of course. You'll be jumping building to building defeating the next bad guy. All our beys would have evolved ten fold. Sparkling Shimmering Shining Super Radiant Dragoon, anybody?
you know my bey!

MAXXIMUM DRANZER DRACIEL TYSONKAI PEGASSI 940EDSLRFM14D (can spin for 2 years non stop plus faster than rF but its made of rubber and spins long and is fster)

Once you've reached max level, you stop leveling.
I don't read things in this forum but golly my name's in a title.

Golly.
This is the best story.

The best story.

Any arguments, Hazel?
I lost to Bluezee and then died a horrified death, by the way. I didn't even make it to the Elite Four + Champion committee. It's in the prologue Hero forgot to write.

k now that I made my obligatory post, I'm going back to play Pokemon for the next few weeks.
(Dec. 30, 2011  2:05 AM)Deikailo Wrote: I lost to Bluezee and then died a horrified death, by the way. I didn't even make it to the Elite Four + Champion committee. It's in the prologue Hero forgot to write.

You blacked out and a hot Nurse Joy Madoka brings your party beyblade back to life.
Yeah, I think the usual thing is just that you're violently incapacitated by Bluezee, and such stories haven't generally got to any repercussions after that.
(Dec. 30, 2011  2:09 AM)Hero Wrote:
(Dec. 30, 2011  2:05 AM)Deikailo Wrote: I lost to Bluezee and then died a horrified death, by the way. I didn't even make it to the Elite Four + Champion committee. It's in the prologue Hero forgot to write.

You blacked out and a hot Nurse Joy Madoka brings your party beyblade back to life.
Then she has to start all the way back from the first of the Elite Four the first Committee Member.

Very funny story, Hero! Smile Really liked the part where Hero woke up from his dream...
Hero was the one having the dream.

Also, you mean she has to start again all the way back at the start of victory road.
Best.Thing.In.My.Creations.Forum.Ever.
(Mind you, a lot of the stuff in this forum are horrible, but this was amazing.)

"Abyss Octorok" and Hazel searching for it in the garbage are definitely the highlights.
And it's amusing that Hazel is the last one standing on his team considering how he's closing most of the threads in the WBO these days, and I see a lot of warnings coming from him as well.

Definitely worth the read.
(Dec. 30, 2011  2:37 AM)th!nk Wrote: Also, you mean she has to start again all the way back at the start of victory road.
But wait, there's a PokeCenter BeyPit before the E4 Committee, right...?
Ah, that's right, she said she didn't make it to the Committee.
This is funny very very funny. The use of the word dude multiple times. and how they toook the end of the world battle thing lightly. also best part was...I FOROT MY FRIENDS BEHIND.
Thanks Pocky, Kaiba and Anubis. This is my first short story here.
AHAHHAAH
I laughed at this so hard
the pure randomness is just... the best xDD
Keep it up! Grin