I would love to be a Dog so I don't have to pay or hunt for my food because:
-I can eat off the ground
-I can eat things in the garbage
-My owner will give me yummy dog food (i've always wanted to try dog food)
Life would be great.

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I would love to be a Dog so I don't have to pay or hunt for my food because:
-I can eat off the ground
-I can eat things in the garbage
-My owner will give me yummy dog food (i've always wanted to try dog food)
Life would be great.

I ate a dog biscuit once, it just tastes like Dirt and Bread. it was not good, i guess dogs like the taste of dirt.

I would love to be a Dog so I don't have to pay or hunt for my food because:
-I can eat off the ground
-I can eat things in the garbage
-My owner will give me yummy dog food (i've always wanted to try dog food)
Life would be great.

I've had a homemade dog treat before. It was really peanut buttery. I've also had a dog cupcake, it had apples and cheese and other good stuff in it. Yet, it tasted bland to me. Maybe because I didn't have the frosting on it. The frosting has cream cheese, honey and plain yogurt in in.

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

the animal I want to be is EPIC its a killer penguin with the rabies(if that doesn't count a penguin then)

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if u wannna do a pokemon battle PM me i will not do triple battles at all (only flat lvl 50 battles) on balck/white my freind code is 2193-7681-3483 i used to have my partys at the top but then it EPIC FAILED

I would be a Serval. Its a medium-sized African wildcat known for its long legs and big ears. It lives in grassy areas and mainly hunts rodents. They are one of the fastest mammals, Im not sure if its faster than a cheetah or not. I'm also not sure why you don't hear about them more often.
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mainly hunts rodents.
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I have never heard of a Serval and I watch Animal Planet.

>Off topic I think- You won't be able to hunt me because I'm a hedgehog that can bite anything to death.

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I'll Bite You To Death If You Disturb The Peace Or Attract A Crowd.

look it up on google and look at my post again:
I'm also not sure why you don't hear about them more often.

I would be a Serval. Its a medium-sized African wildcat known for its long legs and big ears. It lives in grassy areas and mainly hunts rodents. They are one of the fastest mammals, Im not sure if its faster than a cheetah or not. I'm also not sure why you don't hear about them more often.
[Image: large_19serval0066.jpg]

My dear god. THAT is sexy.

So which can kill better. That?...Or me, the Honey Badger?

[Image: honey-badger-ratel-2.jpg]

....Doesn't it look like a skunk? I swear, it reminds me of a skunk.

I Would be an Amardillo, That can eat peoples heads off!

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Check out my cool pokemon website!
http://56thpokemonattack.webs.com/

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I wanna be a mongoose
I love Invader Zim and GIR so that's why!

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I would be a Serval. Its a medium-sized African wildcat known for its long legs and big ears. It lives in grassy areas and mainly hunts rodents. They are one of the fastest mammals, Im not sure if its faster than a cheetah or not. I'm also not sure why you don't hear about them more often.
[Image: large_19serval0066.jpg]

My dear god. THAT is sexy.

So which can kill better. That?...Or me, the Honey Badger?

[Image: honey-badger-ratel-2.jpg]

....Doesn't it look like a skunk? I swear, it reminds me of a skunk.

That is scary looking! what if that thing showed up to your house? That honey badger would blow your knee-cap out!

Lol a serval lives mainly on rodents though so yours would win
i was only looking for speed at that moment though

that things a honey badger.

Id be a Brute necromorph. I know its a human but have ya seen those things heh id be big and bad and throwing punches.

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thanks to bladerruler for my sig

Look the fastest animal on earth:
Its called a Peregrine Falcon
[Image: peregrine-falcon.jpg]
It goes up to
242 mph / 3873 kph
Now THAT is sexy

Look the fastest animal on earth:
Its called a Peregrine Falcon
[Image: peregrine-falcon.jpg]
It goes up to
242 mph / 3873 kph
Now THAT is sexy

Yes it is.*whistles*

[Image: normal_4funny-pictures-of-cats-dot-info-345.jpg]
Its not as good as the Peregrine Falcon but it can fight for itself
A KARATE CAT!!!

That is scary looking! what if that thing showed up to your house? That honey badger would blow your knee-cap out!

lol Right? Best part, it "doesn't give a carp".

[Image: normal_4funny-pictures-of-cats-dot-info-345.jpg]
Its not as good as the Peregrine Falcon but it can fight for itself
A KARATE CAT!!!

Hah, Scooby getting whooped by a cat.

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I never told anyone what i'd be. I would be a jackalope. Not sure they exist but it is a cross between a rabbit and a reindeer. I would have the ability of immortality and instead or horns like a moose/reindeer, I would have a single horn like the pkmn Absol. Cool huh........

[Image: normal_4funny-pictures-of-cats-dot-info-345.jpg]
Its not as good as the Peregrine Falcon but it can fight for itself
A KARATE CAT!!!

Hah, Scooby getting whooped by a cat.

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I never told anyone what i'd be. I would be a jackalope. Not sure they exist but it is a cross between a rabbit and a reindeer. I would have the ability of immortality and instead or horns like a moose/reindeer, I would have a single horn like the pkmn Absol. Cool huh........

Cool, I just looked up what one looks like on google. Yet again, another animal I've never seen.

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I'll Bite You To Death If You Disturb The Peace Or Attract A Crowd.

I would be a lion

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thanks greimatter!

I would be a lion

Edit your post and explain why you want to be a loin before you get warned! Hurry!

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I'll Bite You To Death If You Disturb The Peace Or Attract A Crowd.

I wonder if half a lion half a crocodile would be cool because it would be awesome to see a crocodile half cat
a reptile-mammal

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

A flaming eagle or lightning lynx. Lynx is my school's mascot, and eagles will be in 2 years. Add on powers and I got this

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I would be a Serval. Its a medium-sized African wildcat known for its long legs and big ears. It lives in grassy areas and mainly hunts rodents. They are one of the fastest mammals, Im not sure if its faster than a cheetah or not. I'm also not sure why you don't hear about them more often.
[Image: large_19serval0066.jpg]

Look's like a big lynx to me. Go lynxes, or lynxi, whichever one is right.

This entire thread is becoming SPAM...

That's because there are people who just post for the sake of posting and aren't very serious about it. I was serious when I said that I wanna be a honey badger. Seriously, I only fall asleep from a cobra bite. A COBRA bite!